0:00:24 > 0:00:27That magic lamp must be somewhere around here.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31I need it for my TV role as Aladdin later today.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Come on, who's moved it? Ah... Crazy Keith.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37NEV GASPS AND LAUGHS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40This watering can's rubbish, mate.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44That is not a watering can, it's my magic lamp.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I need it for my TV show this afternoon.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49TV show? Oh, can I be in it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- I could be the genie of the lamp. - Well, I'm sure you'd make...
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Bonzer! I know just what to wear! - No, no, wait!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58How does he do that?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01One of these days, he'll get caught by Mr Prank.
0:01:01 > 0:01:07- Angry Pants!- He will be Angry Pants when he finds a koala living here.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Anyway, fancy helping me rehearse my lines?- OK, Barney.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Yes, another good job done, Mr Prank.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Time for a well-deserved early lunch.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24SQUELCH!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Bloomin' birds! I wish they'd...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- BARNEY:- Genie of the lamp, can you hear me?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Genie?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I command you appear and grant me three wishes.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Now, Nev, you're supposed to say, "Speak, o master,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43"your wish is my command."
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yeah?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Love you, Barney. - I love you too. Listen...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52I tell you what, why don't I go and show you how to do it? Yeah?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Watch how it's done.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57BLOWING ECHOES
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- ECHOING:- Genie of the lamp, I command you appear
0:02:02 > 0:02:04and grant me three wishes.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- DEEPER:- Speak, o master, your wish is my command.
0:02:08 > 0:02:14His wish? If anybody round here deserves three wishes, it's me!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15D'you hear? Me!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Waahhh!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20CRASHING
0:02:25 > 0:02:27HE GROWLS
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Right, well, I've got the costume.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38All I need now is the hat.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ah, perfect! Ha-ha!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, too small!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Too big!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53You gotta be kidding me!
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Oh, wackadoo! Perfect!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm having those three wishes.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06If there's a genie in Mr Barney's flat,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I've gotta meet him.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Which means I've gotta get Mr Barney out of the way.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yeah...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18But how?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24Oh, Beatrice. She can help me with Mr Barney.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Easy-peasy.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28HE LAUGHS
0:03:29 > 0:03:32BELL CHIMES
0:03:38 > 0:03:40FIZZING AND CRACKLING
0:03:40 > 0:03:44BELL CHIMES REPEATEDLY
0:03:47 > 0:03:50HE MUTTERS AND GROWLS
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Mr Prank, is, um, is everything all right?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00No, Beatrice, it most certainly isn't.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01I no...
0:04:01 > 0:04:06I noticed you hadn't restocked the shelves in my ice-cream van yet.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I don't remember you asking me to.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- No, that's true.- And I'll need help.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Don't look at me, I've got other cubes to freeze.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18But who else can I ask?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Why don't you ask that gogglebox extra from over the road?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Barney? - Yes, I'm sure he'd love to help you.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Do you think so?- Oh, yes.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'm counting on it.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37I'm so pleased you can help. I'm so busy at the moment with college.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- No problem, we'll get it sorted in no time.- Excuse me, Mr Barney.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Would you mind if I go in and clean the windows?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Sure, go for it, Mr P. - Thank you very much, sir.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I'll give you "Mr P".
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Hello...bear.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Are you there?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Mr Angry Pants!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09HE SNEEZES
0:05:10 > 0:05:14My allergy to that great, blue fur-ball...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16HE SNEEZES
0:05:16 > 0:05:18..might be annoying...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- HE SNEEZES - ..but it comes in useful...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- HE SNEEZES - ..when I wanna track him down.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27HE SNIFFS AND SNEEZES
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Uh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Kitchen! Ha-ha! I know you're here!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ooh.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Just what the doctor ordered!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42HE LAUGHS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44HE EATS VERY NOISILY
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Banana, jam...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50..custard...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54..sprouts?!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ugh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Disgusting!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Can't scare me!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, got ya!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Ha-ha. Now then, what were those magic words?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Genie of the lamp, I command you to appear
0:06:19 > 0:06:21and grant me three wishes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23DRUM ROLL
0:06:23 > 0:06:24CYMBAL CRASH
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Speak, o master, your wish is my command.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31It only... It only worked!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Crikey! Wh-wh-wh-where's Barney?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38He's history.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Now, let's get down to business, shall we, Genie?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- HE GULPS - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oops-a-daisy. OK, fifth time lucky.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54No, no. Don't worry, Barney, I'll do this.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- You've done far too much already. - OK, I'll get an ice cream for Nev.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh, no, this one's on me. Call it a thank you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, cheers.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07SPLAT!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh-oh, you've got a blockage. Shouldn't take too long to fix.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Are you sure you know what you're doing?- How hard can it be?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Listen, cobber, you've got your wires crossed.- What?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Either you're a genie or not, and if you're not, you'll wish you were.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28So what's it to be?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Are! Are! Are!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33But he isn't a real genie.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36He looks the part to me. Are! Are! Are!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Are! Are! Are!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yes, I are...am! That is...
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Would I dress like this if I weren't a real genie?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- OK.- Oh, phewee!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51So let me see you prove you're a genie
0:07:51 > 0:07:54by granting me my first wish.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Uh-oh.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00TAPPING, HUMMING
0:08:00 > 0:08:02That should do it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04RUMBLING AND GURGLING
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- It doesn't normally make those noises.- No?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Maybe it's taking a few minutes to warm up.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14MACHINE CLANKS AND WHIRRS
0:08:16 > 0:08:17SHE COUGHS
0:08:17 > 0:08:20RATTLING AND CREAKING
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Now then, for the first of my three wishes,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I think I'll wish for... Um...
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- A fried egg sandwich? - No! No more sandwiches. Ugh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Um...
0:08:35 > 0:08:38OK, so you'd like to go bird watching.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I hate birds!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Um...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- How about an ice cream? Or...- Ah!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48That's not a bad idea.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52If this machine blows, there'll be one huge mess.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You're right. Ice cream everywhere.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Yes, everywhere. So do something, Barney.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Hmm. Hmm.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04No ice cream!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09I wish... I wish... I wish I had a nice, creamy ice cream.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Noooo!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13It's gonna blow!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Not in here, squirt it out there!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- RUMBLING - Extra large...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22EXPLOSION
0:09:24 > 0:09:26NEV LAUGHS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Perfect!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39NEV LAUGHS
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Crikey. Ha!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- I'm sorry about the mess.- That's OK.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50I have to clean it up before Mr Prank finds out.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You take care of the mess, I'll fix the machine.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54SHE SIGHS
0:09:54 > 0:09:57That's what's worrying me.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, now...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02for my second wish.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Ah, I think I'd like to wish for...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10How about a nice new tie?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Ah! Maybe a sports car would be good.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19New shoes?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22A private jet would be better.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24No... Oh, I know.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I know what I'd like to wish for.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'd like to wish for...
0:10:30 > 0:10:33HE WHISPERS INAUDIBLY
0:10:33 > 0:10:35HE LAUGHS
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Nev, Nev!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Can we do hair?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Um, um... OK!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44KEITH LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:10:44 > 0:10:45DRUMROLL
0:10:47 > 0:10:49HAIR it is!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Oh, good!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Good! - HE LAUGHS
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Close your eyes, clear your mind,
0:11:03 > 0:11:06and your wish will be granted true.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08HE SNEEZES
0:11:09 > 0:11:10I said close your eyes!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23SPLAT!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Open your eyes.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Ta-da!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Is that the best you can do?!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Well, I'm a genie, not a stylist.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Trust me, the ladies will love it!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Oh! - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Hello, Mr Barney. I've just got this parcel for you to sign...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48SHE WOLF WHISTLES
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Wow, you look first class!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54LAUGHING: First class!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56SHE PURRS
0:11:56 > 0:11:58SHE PURSES HER LIPS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I wish she would... Oh, no... No!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Must be careful not to waste my last wish.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Especially this one!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19HE CACKLES
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Oi, Genie!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26HE WHISPERS INAUDIBLY
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You wanna make who disappear?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32The blue...bear!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Can't scare me!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39How long do you wanna him to disappear for? An hour, a day...?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Forever!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Now get on with it!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47OK, but you'll be needing one of my magic genie feathers.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Oh, one of these?- Yeah.- What for?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51For your third wish,
0:12:51 > 0:12:55you have to tickle Nev's - that is the bear's - nose
0:12:55 > 0:12:58with one of my feathers to make him disappear...
0:12:58 > 0:13:01vanish, scram!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03OK!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05PANS CLATTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Oops! Can't catch me!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09MR PRANK SNEEZES
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Just you watch me!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14SHOUTING, CRASHING
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Wah!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19MR PRANK SNEEZES VIOLENTLY
0:13:19 > 0:13:20HE GIGGLES
0:13:24 > 0:13:27MR PRANK LAUGHS MENACINGLY
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Can't catch me!
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Mmm!
0:13:57 > 0:13:58HE SNIFFLES
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Whee!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Run!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Can't catch me!
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Run!- Wherever you are, Bear, I will find you!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I will hunt you down!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I'm gonna look upstairs.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Then I'm gonna look downstairs.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Frightened!- And then under every rug and inside every cupboard!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- NEV SCREAMS - Got that, Bear?!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'm coming to get you!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Can't catch me!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Come back here, you hairy horror!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Can't scare me!
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Can't catch me!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Can't catch me!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Can't catch me!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Can't catch me!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Hello!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:15:27 > 0:15:29NEV SCREAMS
0:15:32 > 0:15:34HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Now I've got him!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47HE CACKLES
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Oh!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Postie!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hmm, run!
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Oi!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Ooh! Mr Prank!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Oh, no! Not you again!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh no!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh, come back!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24LAUGHTER
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Yippee!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Run!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36NEV PANTS BREATHLESSLY
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Got ya!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Time to say bye-bye, Bear...
0:16:42 > 0:16:46for-for-forever!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47ACHOO!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50HE GROWLS
0:16:51 > 0:16:53No!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56NEV GROANS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58POSTIE, LAUGHING: Mr Prank, Mr Prank!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- No!- Mr Prank, oh, it's your hair, I've just got to touch it!
0:17:03 > 0:17:04No!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06HE LAUGHS
0:17:06 > 0:17:08< TINNY MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Ha! Ice cream! Yum yum!
0:17:12 > 0:17:17No, no, no! This is private property!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Mwah! Mmm!
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Finished?- Yeah, but whatever you do, don't turn that machine on again
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- until Mr Prank gets somebody to look at it.- Will do.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Sorry you got in such a mess.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34That's OK. I'll clean up at the TV studio. I'd better go!
0:17:34 > 0:17:39You can't go like that. Let me clean that oil off your face.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, no, really, it doesn't...
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, no, yeah, maybe you should get a bit off.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Stay there.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59There you go.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Barney, Barney. Ice cream!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Not now, Nev.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Barney, Barney.- No!- Icy, please!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Barney, Barney, please!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14There, all done.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- I think you missed a bit.- Where? - Now, please!
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Just there.- Ice cream, please!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ice cream, yum yum!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30No, no, no, Nev!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32ENGINE ROARS
0:18:32 > 0:18:34No, no!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36No... Hey...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Ooh!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42ENGINE RUMBLES
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Oh! Oh! Oops!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ah!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Genie! Help!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55LAUGHTER
0:18:55 > 0:18:56EXPLOSION >
0:18:56 > 0:18:58SCREAMING
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Gotcha!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15At least it's not as messy as last time, Beatrice, eh?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Hungry!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Listen, maybe we should find somewhere safer to eat.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'll nip home, get me lamp...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25No need, cobber! Have I got the part?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Um...well, it's just that...
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Why don't you come down to the TV studio, Keith,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33and I'll see what I can do?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Oh, ripper!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Why don't you all come see the show? - Sounds fun.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Groovy! Love you, Barney! - Come on, then.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51I hate that...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53bear!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55HE SNARLS
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Everyone seemed to enjoy the show, eh, Nev?
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- Hmm. Groovy!- I thought Keith was brilliant as the genie.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07More! More!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11And what did Beatrice say about Mr Prank's long hair?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14"He looks like Aladdin's princess!" Last time I checked,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- he didn't have any. - NEV SNORES
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Are you asleep already?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Nev! I wish I could...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I wish I could fall asleep as fast as Nev.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Your wish is my command.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33CRASH!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36SNORING
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