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0:00:20 > 0:00:23I can't see!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh!

0:00:25 > 0:00:30- Nev, are you nearly ready yet? - Barney!- What?- I can't see.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34I'm not surprised. Let me help you with that.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39It's hard to believe Mr Prank wants to hold a residents' meeting now.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Crazy Keith!- He's a resident too, but not officially.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Maybe we should find out what this is about before we bother him.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51No bother, Barney! I'm a bit busy.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55I've just spotted something awesome down under!

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- KNOCK AT DOOR Come and see.- That's Mr Prank. Hide!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Wackadoo! Catch you later. Wahey!

0:01:04 > 0:01:09- Hello, Mr Prank.- Mr Barney, I hope you've laid on tea as I requested.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14- And biscuits.- I'm sure I can rustle up something for you.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Hello, Bear. - Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- Atchoo!

0:01:18 > 0:01:23Oh! Agh! There's something furry in there. It bit me!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27No, nothing in there. It's just some digestives.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- KNOCK AT DOOR - Door's open!- Morning, everyone.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36- Hello, Beetroot.- Beatrice, do you want a biscuit?- No time. Chop-chop!

0:01:36 > 0:01:41No time for biscuits. Come on, chop-chop! Come on, chop-chop!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Now, ladies and...residents...

0:01:48 > 0:01:54..I have here a very important scroll.

0:01:55 > 0:02:01It comes from Mr Rupert, the owner of this building.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- My Uncle Rupert?- Oh, yes.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09And he's asked ME as Chief,

0:02:09 > 0:02:13you know, overall in charge,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16SENIOR Caretaker,

0:02:16 > 0:02:18etcetera,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21to read it out to you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:27- Get a move on. I've got to be at rehearsal in 20 minutes.- Of course.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31"Dear Residents and Mr Prank..." That's me.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36"One of my businesses has gone bust and I am short of cash.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39"I need to sell the building now."

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- What?- What? He can't do that!

0:02:42 > 0:02:47"I'm sorry, but you must all find somewhere else to live immediately.

0:02:47 > 0:02:53"An estate agent will be round soon to put up a 'for sale' board.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57"Yours sincerely, Uncle Rupert."

0:02:57 > 0:03:01KNOCK AT DOOR That was quick.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11I am so sorry for the late delivery, Barney.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- This came for you. It was right at the bottom of my bag.- That's OK.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23- It's from Uncle Rupert.- Oh?- To tell me that he's selling the building.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28- He wanted me to be the first to know.- Selling the building?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31We have to find somewhere new to live.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Oh, no. Not Mr Prank, too? - Eh? Oh, no. No, no, no.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Mr Rupert would have included me in the sale.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46I'm the resident caretaker. I come with the building.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'm his right-hand man.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Still, it's such sad news.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57No, nonsense. At least that blue bear won't make me sneeze any more!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thrrrrp!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Atchoo!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04STARTS TO CRY

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Wackadoo! This is quite a discovery, Keith.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Maybe your best ever. Oh, Nev, mate!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Miss you, Crazy Keith! - Miss me? You only just got here!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Look!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26"Dear Residents, blah-blah-blah, find somewhere else to live.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30"Yours faithfully, blah-blah-blah"?

0:04:30 > 0:04:35- Oh, dear, oh, dear.- Oh, Nev, this is terrible. You can't move!

0:04:35 > 0:04:41- You're my best buddy!- Love you, Keith. Need money. Now, please!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45You're right. If we could lay our paws on some cash,

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Barney's uncle wouldn't have to sell. Now, where's my telescope? Oh, yeah.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's gold and it's shining.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Could be worth a lot of money. Those old gold coins usually are.- Gold!

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- It could be the answer to all our problems, Nev.- Groovy!

0:05:03 > 0:05:09You get the food supplies. I'll work out how to get down to that coin.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13But remember, this is our top secret mission.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Don't let on to anyone. - Tip-top-aroo!

0:05:35 > 0:05:39# Oh, hip-hip-hooray The bear is going away

0:05:39 > 0:05:43# Hip-hip-hooray The bear is going... #

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Oh, Mummy, Mummy! You're all wonky.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- There... - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'll be right back, Mother.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Your buzzer doesn't work.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01It'll stop me getting bothered by residents asking for repairs!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08No? Just a joke. That's all.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Doing essential repairs is a bother to you, is it?- No, no, no.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15What I meant... What's this?

0:06:20 > 0:06:27"Leticia Westways, estate agent to Mr Rupert Silverspoon."

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Oh! I see we're both working for Mr Rupert.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36I'm...I'm Mr Prank, the caretaker.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38The old caretaker, yes, I know.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- When are you moving out?- Moving out?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Yes, to make way for the new caretaker.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49We need someone younger and better qualified.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53There must be some mistake. I've been here for years.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56So I gather.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59But I'm a craftsman.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06I've left a "for sale" board up outside.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11- There'll be people coming to view at any moment.- Of course.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Please don't be hasty about my job. I've kept the place spick and span.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Aaa...choo!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Sorry, it's...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37It's my allergy.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Goodbye, Mr Prank!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Miaow!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- I suppose you want us to chase the blue bear, Uncle.- No, not today.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I'm gonna call...a truce.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- What's that?- That means I won't be chasing you today.

0:07:59 > 0:08:05- Oh.- At least not until we've found a way of saving our homes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10I'll be calling another meeting, Bear, in five minutes!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- OK.- And there'd better be biscuits.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Not ones that bite!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21- Did someone mention biccies? - Too right, bro.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Grab 'em and drop 'em down to me.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28- I've worked out our route to the gold coin. Hurry, Nevvy!- OK, Keith.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Biccies! Yum-yum!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- BOING! - Groovy!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- What are you doing, Nev? - Ssh! Secret.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47A-ha, biscuits!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- What...?- It's a pity Mr Barney can't be here.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57- But don't worry, little bear. I've awarded his vote to Bandit.- Yeah.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Miaow!- Grr!- Right, let's begin.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Now then, we all need to work together to save our home

0:09:08 > 0:09:12and I have come up with a brilliant plan.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Three cheers for Uncle. Hip-hip... - Hooray!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yeah, well, all right. Now, listen.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23My idea to stop people buying this place is to scare them off.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28It wouldn't be fair on Barney's uncle. He really needs the money.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Beatrice, we're using my plan. - But...- Shall we vote?

0:09:32 > 0:09:38All those in favour of my BRILLIANT plan, raise their hands.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yes, three-two to me. I win.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- We need someone good at putting people off.- You're off-putting!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Thank you. Any objections? No.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- OK, I accept the position. Meeting over.- Excuse me!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Right, I'll have another biscuit.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Well done, Nevvy! Ice cream and more biscuits.

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Pity there are no chocolate ones. - Angry Pants!- Oh, forget him!

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- This adventure will lead us to the ginormous fortune we need.- Groovy!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16According to my antiques coin book,

0:10:16 > 0:10:21what's down there is an Anglo-Saxon coin from thousands of years ago.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Tip-top-aroo!- Could be worth millions.- Yippee! Now, please!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Hang on, mate. It's not that easy. It's a long, dark tunnel.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33And it's a very long way down.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Go down there, Nev, and you ain't never coming back.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40But that coin is Barney's only hope.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- But that tunnel's too deep and scary for Nev.- It's not.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Or is it, Nev?- Eh?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Hmm, frightened!

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Of course you are. That's why we need this potholing gear.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Come on. Grab your kit.- Groovy!

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- Let's get that coin and save the day before Barney gets home.- Gung-ho!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Oh, um, you're interested in the building?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Interested? Yes, I certainly am.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Thank you, Beatrice. I'll take it from here.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29Well, I'm the caretaker and what I don't know about this building

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- ain't worth knowing really. - I...- Yes, I'm sure.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Keep going, Nev mate. Not a moment to lose.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Hungry!

0:11:44 > 0:11:50OK, I guess a short break for some blueberry ice cream won't hurt.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54The more ice cream we eat, the lighter our bags get.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Phew! It's hot down here!

0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Hot!- You're feeling it too? Weird! It's normally cool down here.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Look!

0:12:04 > 0:12:08The boiler! Looks like she's about to blow!

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Uh-oh!- If we run, we might get past in time. Come on!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Oh!- What the...?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- What are they?- Socks!- Eh?- Hot!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Oh! Agh! Oh! Agh!- Ouch!

0:12:26 > 0:12:31The socks must've caused a blockage in the boiler and she's erupted.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Come on, Nev, the coin's down the next tunnel.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40- Quickly!- Run! Quick!- Eugh, I think they're Barney's!- Oh! Agh!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Come in. Don't hang about in the corridor.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- You might get hit by falling plaster.- Really?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Yes, the whole place is a total wreck.- Tea?- No, thanks.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, listen to those squeaky floorboards!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Eek!- Eek!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04The whole place is riddled with dry rot, top to bottom.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- It looks in good nick.- You don't want to be fooled by appearances.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15Look at that, look at that damp patch there! Look at that!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, yes, I see. Miaow!

0:13:20 > 0:13:25- What was that?- Wild animals. Building's full of them.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's no place for scaredies.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- So I see.- Oh!

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Before you go, let me show you the bathroom.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Oh!- Oh!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45It's worse than I thought.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Lucky my nephew's here. Bouncer Boy!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52He can tell you all about this room.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Ancient plumbing. On its last legs.

0:13:55 > 0:14:00- I thought those lead pipes would last for ever.- Oh, no, no.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Trouble ahead here.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Aagh!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh! Ow!

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- We need a bit of rag. Give me that here!- Miaow!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Wackadoo!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26There she is, Nev, our coin.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31Sell that beauty and we'll have enough money to buy the building.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Quick!- Yeah, no time to waste. It's started to rain.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40Got it! Hang on. How can it be raining? We're inside.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Confused.- Me too. Let's go. - Aye-aye, Captain.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh!

0:14:51 > 0:14:55I don't know where this water is coming from, Nevvy.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59But we need a boat and we need it fast.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Excuse me!- What?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Where's he going now?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Nev!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Nevvy, this is no time for picnics.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Ahoy!- Oh, I get you, skipper.

0:15:18 > 0:15:24Great idea. All aboard the picnic hamper! Women and koalas first.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Oh, wackadoo!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35It should be plain sailing from now, Nevvy.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- Hungry!- No more tucker till we get back home.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44- Oops!- Oh, no.- Keith!- We're up the creek without a paddle!

0:15:44 > 0:15:47How are we gonna get home now?

0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. - I see...ducks!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Duckies, over here!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Quack-quack!- Help!

0:15:57 > 0:15:59LOUD DANCE MUSIC

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well done for stopping that water.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Can't hear you. Noisy neighbours!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Isn't that music coming from YOUR flat?- Yes, good point.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14I only play my music loud to block out other people's racket.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Hey, Tony! Hey!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Tony? You two know each other?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25This is Tony Durrell, my Uncle Rupert's business manager.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30They're great mates. Why are you soaking wet? What's with the music?

0:16:30 > 0:16:35What can I say? Nephew, turn that music down at once!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- But you said...- No, at once!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Teenagers, eh? - RECORD SCRATCHES

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Teenagers, eh?

0:16:47 > 0:16:53I hope you've seen how much our home sweet home really means to us.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57I've seen all I need to see of your work, Mr Prank.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Barney, organise a residents' meeting. I have an announcement.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Duckies!- Well done!- Duckies!

0:17:08 > 0:17:13- Home, please, duckies! - Way to go, duckies!- Love you!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I have an announcement.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25Sorry I'm late. I've found a new flat on the other side of town.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30I don't suppose you saw Nev on your travels, did you?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33No, I think he's up to something.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37As I say, I have an announcement.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Excuse me!- Nev?- Nev?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Lookie!- What's this?

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- And where have you been? - Now, please.- It's a coin.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's a gold coin. Anglo-Saxon.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Estimated value £800,000?!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58What? Are you serious?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01This is brilliant!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04We can buy the building back off Uncle Rupert!

0:18:04 > 0:18:09# He's cute, he's cuddly, we all think he's lovely, Nev the Bear

0:18:09 > 0:18:13# Look, his coin, it's gold The flat's no longer sold

0:18:13 > 0:18:16# Nev the Bear... #

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Quick!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Oh, no!- No!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Feeling sad.- I'm afraid the coin has gone for ever.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And now so will we.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39Not necessarily. That's what I've been trying to tell you.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43I was sent by Uncle Rupert to stop his earlier announcement.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Anyhow, I now bear good news. - Bear?- Not that kind of bear.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53Uncle Rupert has made a fortune selling fridges at the North Pole.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- He no longer needs to sell the building.- That's brilliant news.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Mr Prank, didn't you hear the good news?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yes. Too late for me, I think.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09I think I'm for the sack after what Mr Tony's seen of my work.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Mr Tony, please don't sack Mr Prank.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18He's really quite a good caretaker.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Quite good?- He thought that you wanted to buy the building.

0:19:22 > 0:19:27He was only trying to put you off, so that we didn't have to move.

0:19:27 > 0:19:33- Barney?- Yeah. Mr Prank really is one of the good guys.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Do you agree, Nev?- Hmm...

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Hmm...

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Aye-aye, Captain!

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Very well then, Prank. You can keep your job, at least for now.

0:19:49 > 0:19:55Thank you very much, sir. Thank you, Neville. Atchoo!

0:19:55 > 0:20:00Must be off. I'm snorkelling up the Amazon with your uncle tomorrow. Bye.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Bye!- I'll see you out, Tony.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Thanks again.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh! Oh!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12I was just, um, just checking.

0:20:12 > 0:20:17- Postie, it's good news. We're all staying where we are.- Oh, yes!

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Oh, yeah! Whee!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Oh, happy day!

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Hey, Nev, have we got cool neighbours or what?- Angry Pants!

0:20:29 > 0:20:34Yeah, I'm glad he didn't get sacked. Brushed your teeth?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Oh, blueberry toothpaste. Nice!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- RUSTLING - What's that?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Keep digging, nephew. It must be down here somewhere.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- And it's worth a fortune. - I'm tired, Uncle!

0:20:50 > 0:20:55That's Mr Prank and Bouncer Boy. They're looking for Keith's coin.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Ha-ha-ha! - I wonder if they'll find it?

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Well, I'll see you in the morning, mate. Night-night.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Love you.- Love you too. - Night-night.- Love you hundreds.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Love you more.- Love you millions. - Trillions.- Billions.