0:00:20 > 0:00:23Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
0:00:23 > 0:00:28Welcome to the first annual Ducky grand prix.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Tiptoparoo.
0:00:29 > 0:00:35In lane one...we have Super Walter, the hot favourite to win this race.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Phwrrt!
0:00:37 > 0:00:41And in lane two, hoping to beat him, the Duckster.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello, Ducky.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45OK, on your marks...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47get set...
0:00:47 > 0:00:51go! Go! And they're away.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56And as expected, Super Walter's off. The Duckster has yet to get going.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00It looks like Super Walter is going to win by a mile.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Work it, baby.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I win!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hey, how did you get Duckster to win like that?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Um...lucky Ducky.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Oh, well, never mind, Super Walter. We'll get him next time.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Yes, we will. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I wonder who that is.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- G'day, Barney.- Um... hi. Hello. - Is Nev about, buddy?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yeah. He's just...
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- I'm sorry, don't I know you?- No, mate. All my friends are Nevs.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Oh. It's just that you look so familiar.- Really?
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Oh, do you know what it is? I've got that same shirt.- Ah, right.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48And those roller skates. And this scarf, which has my initials on it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:54- Well, that's a big coincidence, isn't it? I should get going.- Hang on!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58You're wearing all my clothes. Oh! Your head's fallen off.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Sorry about my head falling off there.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Barney, Barney!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Barney!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Wakey-wakey!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Barney!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15BARNEY SNORES
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Oh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22What was that?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Wet.
0:02:23 > 0:02:29Oh, mate! Thanks for waking me up. I was having the strangest dream.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33There was this really odd guy. Australian, I think.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36He was wearing my clothes. Then his head fell...
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Agh! Agh. That's...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41AGH!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- That's...- Calm down, Barney. Calm down.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Keith. Why am I not surprised you've got something to do with this?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Because you're no dummy. - Too right, bro.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57He IS, though. Let me introduce you to Gary, my new owner.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00All right, now I'm really confused.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Simple. They're having an exotic pet competition at the sports centre.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- I want to win to prove to the world that koalas are the coolest.- So...
0:03:10 > 0:03:14So...to enter all I needed was an owner.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18So I hired Gary the dummy here to be my owner.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Why is Gary the dummy wearing MY clothes?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Because he didn't come with any of his own?
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- No-one will believe he's real.- YOU did. Till his head fell off.- Yeah.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Well, yeah, but... Anyway, how did you get him to speak?- Easy-peasy.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Nev's right.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Hey, Barney. Sorry about my head falling off.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- A screw loose.- Don't worry, Gary. You're not the only one.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51- See?- As you can see, the lead he's holding is attached to this collar,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53which means moving him around...
0:03:55 > 0:03:56..is easy, too.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01See, we're the perfect owner with his very exotic and handsome pet.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Good luck in the competition. Make sure you don't get spotted by Mr...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:08 > 0:04:10ALL: Angry Pants!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Keith, Keith! The bathroom, now!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Bathroom it is. Come on, Gary.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Look, Nev. Mr Prank has come for a chat.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, um, hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Atchoo!
0:04:29 > 0:04:35Oh, there he is. Darlin' little Nev. He looks so lovely today.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Confused.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Are you feeling OK, Mr Prank?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42HE SOBS LOUDLY
0:04:47 > 0:04:50There, there. That's OK. Have one of those.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Thank you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Yucky!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm sorry, it's just...
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I don't know if I ever told you about when I was a little lad.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I had a dog called Rex.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12He ran away.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm sorry to hear that.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Fluffy the bunny.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- He ran away. - Yeah. No, hopped actually.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27But yeah, basically ran away.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Oops!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I'm sorry, it's just...
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Seeing you two together brings back all those memories.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- I've never been lucky with pets. - Well, Nev's not a pet, really.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Oh, close enough, really, isn't he?
0:05:44 > 0:05:50I saw they're having an exotic pet competition at the sports centre.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54With a surprisingly large cash prize, actually.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58And I thought, oh, I'd love to enter that, but...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06..no pet.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, I'm sure you could enter if...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12You're not suggesting I have Nev as my pet,
0:06:12 > 0:06:16cos he's a blue bear and I'm certain to win, are you?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I wasn't.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20That's very generous of you, sir.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Thank you very, very much. Thank you very, very much.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27One second. Let me ask Nev.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, yes. Cheered me right up.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Hmmm.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34What do you say, buddy?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'll love you forever.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, OK.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yes!
0:06:40 > 0:06:45I mean... Oh, thank you. Thank you. Come here. Thank you, sir.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50You don't know what this means to me.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56And my little guaranteed prize-winning Nev, I love you.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Yucky.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Atchoo!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Mundoyucky!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12All right, Mr Barney, off you go to work.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Nev and I will have a lovely time at the competition.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK, bye. See you later, Nev.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Love you, Barney. - Love you, too. Ta-ra.- Bye-bye.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Lovely Nev. My little blue friend. My sweet little...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28money-making machine.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Right, you, shape up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You're in training.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You're gonna win this competition for me.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And I'll have no cheek out of you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Right, first things first,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46the judges will be marking you on your grooming.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47HE SNIFFS
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Urgh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Right, come on, bear. You're having a bath!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No, no, no, no! Can't bath me!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Poor Gary. That should fix your head problem.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You are having a bath whether you like it or not.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09No way, Jose!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Who are you?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Ah, 'ello Mr Angry...- Angry Pants.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Er, Mr Prank. I'm Gary, Barney's cousin.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Really? Well, you certainly dress like him.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm just amazed he never mentioned you was here.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I'm keeping out of the way in the bathroom. I'm, er...
0:08:32 > 0:08:33HE COUGHS
0:08:33 > 0:08:35..not a well man, you see.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, really? What seems to be wrong with you, then?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I've got...angryitis.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. - Yes, oh dear. What's that then?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You get real itchy, you lose all your hair,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54and there's a reason I'm staying near the toilet.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh, I see, yes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00What was that?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Oh, yeah, sorry, I was about to flush that.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Yucky!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, right, well, let's get rid of that, shall we?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Argh! Oooh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- You all right there? - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18(MUFFLED) I'm not feeling well.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh. Oh! Oh!!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Well, we'll leave you to it then.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Nev can have his bath a bit later.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I'm gonna get old Angry Pants for that!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- No!- Will you sit still?!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42No, no, no, no!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, don't be such a baby.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Ouch!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Wherever that Gary bloke is, I hope he's taken his angryitis with him.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- That sounds nasty, that does. - Yeah, yeah.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Where have you gone, bear?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Ow!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Hello, ducky!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Stop messing about!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Now then, I've got this new shampoo
0:10:10 > 0:10:13that will make you smell like daisies, so sit still.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15No way, Jose.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Come back, bear!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Bear! Come...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Come here.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Ah-ha!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ooooohh.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32Oh, it's the bear's blue fur.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34He must have gone down the plughole.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh. Nev.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's all that's left of him.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Nev! Speak to me.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Speak to me, Neville.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Why do all my pets run off and leave me?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Oh, I suppose I could have been nicer to him.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59He meant well, I guess.
0:10:59 > 0:11:05Oh, he was such a good blue bear.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, love you, Mr Angry Pants.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I love you, too, Nev.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hello!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Na-na-na-na-na!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'll get you, bear!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Oh, wackadoo! They're at it again.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Got you!
0:11:31 > 0:11:36Oh, look, come on, bear. I just want to give you a hug.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40I'm so happy to see you.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41No way, Jose.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Honest I am!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Big hug.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Hmmm.- Come on.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Oh, come on.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Aaaahh.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56And then I'm going to throttle you!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Uh-oh!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Can't scare me!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Good morning, everybody.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, er, good morning, Mr Gary, sir.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11G'day, I was just having a bit of a sleep.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What? Upside down in a bed in a wall?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Er, yeah. The doctor said it would be good for my angryitis.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Oh, yes, of course, your illness. Are you still contagious?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I'd hate to be angry, me.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27COUGHING
0:12:27 > 0:12:29'Fraid so.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Right, well, I'll be off. I'll be back later, bear.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I mean, sweet little Neville.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40And then we can go through the assault course for the competition.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Phewee!- No worries, Nev.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Come on, let's find another hiding place for Gary.- Yeah, yeah!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Then I need to find a good lookout spot
0:12:53 > 0:12:56so I can watch your assault course training.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I need some tips to win the competition myself.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Way to go, Keithy boy! You are a master of disguise.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Right, bear, now we've sorted out your grooming, all right?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12- Yeah, yeah.- Yeah.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17For your party piece section you're gonna do your bootie shake.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Zipateeyah!- All that's left is the assault course.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Easy-peasy.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Yes, exactly.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29You've just got to go in and out of these cones, like that.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35And then through the tunnel and finally up and over the see-saw.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Even you can't mess that up, bear.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40No problemo.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46OK, bear, assault course training.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51On your marks, get set...
0:13:51 > 0:13:57Wait for it, wait for it, you 'orrible little bear.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Get set... Go!
0:14:01 > 0:14:07Hee-yah! Hee-yah! Hee-yah! Hee-yah!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10No, no, no, bear!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You move, not the cones.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Okey-dokey, Mr Angry Pants.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18KEITH GIGGLES
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Right, bear, forget the cones for a minute.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- We're gonna go through the tunnel, all right?- OK.- Right.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32On your marks, get set...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Go!- Zipateeyah.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Excellent. Now out the other end, quick.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Bear?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44QUACK QUACK QUACK
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Argh!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Here I am.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Oh, bear!
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- How do you keep disappearing? - I don't know.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Now then, pay attention and watch me.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Right, in here.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07NEV LAUGHS
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Just... Just a bit stuck, that's all.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13KEITH LAUGHS
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Help!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- It's all right, bear, I can get myself out of this.- No way, Jose.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Go away, bear, you'll only set off my...
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Atchoo!!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34LOUD CRASH
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Sneezy pants!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Right, forget the tunnel. You'll get that right on the night.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Right, next is the see-saw.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Now, this is the biggie.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58Do not mess this up, bear!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- OK!- Right, watch me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10See how the see-saw part of the course works, bear?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah, yeah.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Good. Now you have a go.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Zipateeyah.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Do-do-do Do-do-do-do. #
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Argh! Argh! Bear!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. - Enough training.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Just be ready to leave in an hour, bear.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Nice work, Nevvie! The assault course at this exotic pet competition
0:16:42 > 0:16:44will be a doddle for me, I reckon.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Yeah, yeah!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- You sure you don't mind letting me win?- Nah, no problemo.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53It will be worth you losing just to see the look on Angry Pants' face.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Too right, bro. Love you, Crazy Keith.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Yeah, I'm fond of you too, buddy.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Just deciding where to put this picture
0:17:02 > 0:17:04of me winning the competition.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Oh, did you win?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09No, but I will. We're on our way down there in a minute.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- You seem very confident. - Yes. Well, I am.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Aren't we, bear?
0:17:18 > 0:17:24I've got the world's only bootie-shaking blue bear as a pet.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27How could I lose?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Bye, Nev.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Bye, Postie.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Aaah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Come on, bear. Let's get down there now.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48How could I lose? How could I lose?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hello, Mr Prank.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Oh, er, hello, Mr Barney, sir.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00How did the exotic pet competition go?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Not brilliant. We lost.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, that's a shame.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yes. To your cousin.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09My cousin?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Yes. Cousin Gary.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I don't have a cousin G...
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Oh, yeah. Oh, Gary. My cousin Gary.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Of course.
0:18:19 > 0:18:25Yes. Apparently, he's got the world's only breakdancing koala.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29A lot rarer than blue bears, apparently.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, yeah, that's bad luck.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35If I had my way, blue bears would be a lot rarer.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36- Sorry, what?- Eh?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Barney!- All right, Nev.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50I take it this is my cousin Gary and his dancing koala poodle.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Ha-ha! Too right, buddy!
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- I am the champion! Koalas rule! - Hear hear!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02So, what are you gonna spend your prize money on?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Let me guess. Ice cream, chocolate pudding,
0:19:04 > 0:19:07and... ooh, how about paying the rent?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You're a funny guy, Barnster.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13But I've already spent the money.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15What on?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Gary!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20AS GARY: It's great to be part of the family.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24He's mine for good now. Not just rented, I've bought him!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Zippedy-yeah.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Fantastic. So are you sad to have lost, Nev?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- No, no.- How did you lose?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It turns out Angry Pants isn't just allergic to Nev.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37He's also allergic to parrots, poodles, tortoises,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41you name it. They irritated him so much,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- he sneezed all over the pet competition judges.- Yucky.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49So I suppose you could say Keith won by a nose. Ha-ha!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Cos he was sneezing! - Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58I'm a dummy and even I thought that was a terrible joke.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Very funny. - NEV AND KEITH LAUGH LOUDLY
0:20:05 > 0:20:09So, Nev, how did you enjoy being Mr Prank's exotic pet?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Look on the bright side, now you've lost,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18he won't enter you in a pet competition again.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Tiptoparoo!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- It will be hard stopping Keith next year.- Too right, bro.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Especially now he's spent all his money buying Gary.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Speaking of which...is there nowhere else he can sleep?
0:20:31 > 0:20:36- No way, I get lonely in the wardrobe on my own.- Too right, bro.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40I don't know which one of you two is the craziest.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Night, Nev.- Love you, Barney. - I love you too, mate.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47GARY CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:20:49 > 0:20:54- Love you too, Gary.- Love you, Gary. - Aw, shucks, thanks, guys.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Huh?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Barney.
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