Clown Law

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0:00:22 > 0:00:25So, Nev, did you enjoy our trip to the park?

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Yeah, yeah!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28What do you fancy for tea?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Groovy!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Are you even listening to me?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yeah, yeah!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Hey, Nev, look out! There's a giant, man-eating tiger!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Do-do-do!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Yeah, thought so, you and your mp3 player!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Morning, Mr Barney, sir.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Morning, Mr Prank.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- You won't be able to use those keys, sir.- Why not?

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Because I fitted the door with an electronic lock, sir.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03All part of the new Securitak 500/B state-of-the-art security system.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Fitted whilst you was out.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09There's been a spate of burglaries, didn't want to take any chances.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12OK, very good. Good job.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Can I get my electronic key?

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Oh, yes, sir. Posted through your letter box this morning.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Is there a way of getting in without using the electronic key?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Of course! There's a password. I wouldn't just have a key.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31I'm not mad.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Well, can I have the password?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Yes, sir, posted through your letter box as well this morning.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Right, and I suppose I can't have that either?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45No, sir. Must be very annoying for you, sir.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Yeah, it is actually.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Tip-top-eroo!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, password accepted!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55- What?- Welcome home.- Are you saying the password was tip-top-eroo?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I can't tell you if you don't know it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Security is security.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05By the way, there's an urgent parcel from your Uncle Rupert in the flat.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Uncle Rupert? Great, come on, Nev.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Mwwaa! Love you!

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Bear...

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Oh, morning!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Thanks for coming, Beatrice. - Beetroot!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24No problem. What's the emergency with the parcel?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Well, it's about Mr Prank...

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Angry Pants.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Yeah, he's gone a bit cuckoo since those burglaries started.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Security systems, patrolling halls. - Too right, bro!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40I received this from Uncle Rupert and it would appear that today

0:02:40 > 0:02:44is Mr Prank's ten-year anniversary of being caretaker.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Ten years?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48No wonder he's gone a bit doolally.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Uncle Rupert wants us to throw a party for him tonight.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh! Party, party party!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Hopefully it'll make him smile.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02It should do, when we present him with a medal for ten years' service.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Ooh!- Ah! Sparkly!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Yeah. Thing is, I've got to go to work,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- and I was hoping you could sort the food out?- Sure.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Brilliant. I'll do the entertainment.- Me too!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You have a better job.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21You're making sure Mr Prank doesn't find out about the party.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Also, you're keeping this medal safe, OK?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26No problemo!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Cool, right, I'm off to work.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I'll be back no later than six.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Love you, Barney.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Love you too, mate. Bye, Beatrice.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36See you later!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's no good, he's still guarding.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52I'll never get the food from my flat into here without him seeing.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hmm, problemo.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Do you reckon you might be able to distract him?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Easy-peasy, Beetroot.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04Oh, yes! You won't get past me.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm as sharp as a knife,

0:04:06 > 0:04:10as cunning as a fox,

0:04:10 > 0:04:14and as quick as lightning!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mwwaa!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ahhh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'll get you for that, Bear!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Can't catch me!

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Bear!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ahhh!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'll get you, Bear!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Ner ner na ner ner!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Ahhh!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Stop!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11What?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE GASPS FOR BREATH

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I win! I win!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It's OK, Nev, I got everything in.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Phew-ee!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I'll get you, Bear!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Nev?- Do-do do do!

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Nev?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You and your mp3 player!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Nev?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Nev?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39NEV???

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Arghhh!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Can't scare me!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Glad to hear it! I'm nipping to my flat.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Did you find a hiding place for the medal?- Yeah!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Is it good?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Tip-top-eroo!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Well, where is it?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Secret.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Good, let's keep it that way.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06I left that cake for Keith cos he can't come. Can you go down under?

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Aye aye, Captain!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09See you, later.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Do do do! Do-do do do-do!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Yum yum!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Coming Keith!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22RADIO PRESENTER: 'We interrupt this programme for an important newsflash.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27'Police believe the notorious criminal, Marvin the Mad Clown,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30'is behind the recent wave of burglaries.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33'He is believed to still be in the area,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36'and the public are warned not to approach him.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40'Report any sightings to the police immediately.'

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Thanks for the lovely cake. - No problemo.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Oh! I'm still down in the dumps that I can't go to the party.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Oh, never mind.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56And all because old Angry Pants upstairs doesn't know about me.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58He'd love me if he got to know me.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59No no no no!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03You're probably right. Angry Pants doesn't like anyone, does he?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Too right, bro.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Still, thanks for the loan of your mp3 player

0:07:08 > 0:07:10so I can party down here on my own.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12No problemo!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13What?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15NO PROBLEMO!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16What?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Never mind.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Half past six.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43BELL RINGS ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!'

0:07:43 > 0:07:47'Intruder!'

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Oh no! You must be the entertainment Barney's hired for the party.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Oh! Hello!- It's the clown Barney booked for the party.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- He's trapped in the security system. - Oh dear! Oh dear!

0:08:02 > 0:08:06KNOCK AT DOOR MR PRANK: 'What's going on in there?'

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Sorry, Mr Prank.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Why is this door locked?

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Just a second!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh no! The food!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19The burglar could be in there already, you know.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- BEATRICE:- Hang on a mo!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I'm gonna have to break the door down, then.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28One...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Two...

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Three!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:08:39 > 0:08:44So you see, the alarm system just went off, entirely on its own.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Ah! Ah!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Well, it is a new security system, it's bound to have a few bugs.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Sure, well, never mind. No harm done.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Keep our eyes open, shall we?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09We can't be too careful, not with that burglar on the loose.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Of course.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13So if you need anything...

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Bye!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16That was a close one.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Phew-ee!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35When Barney arrives we'll call in Mr Prank, yell "Surprise!"

0:09:35 > 0:09:38and then you can do your clown act.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41You don't say much...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Fair enough. Then we present Mr Prank

0:09:44 > 0:09:48with his fancy gold medal for ten years' service.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57You want to see the medal?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01I can't tell you where it is. Nev's hidden it in a really safe place.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Uh oh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Grrrrrr!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!'

0:10:34 > 0:10:37No! I live here! I used my key.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42'Intruder! Intruder!'

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I used my key!

0:10:43 > 0:10:44'Intruder!'

0:10:44 > 0:10:50Whay! Ha! Whoa! Hu! Whar!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!'

0:10:54 > 0:10:58It's that alarm system, it's gone loco!

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Right, well, I'm turning you off and tomorrow I'm taking you back.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Right!

0:11:12 > 0:11:17Nearly ready... Where's Barney? He's half an hour late.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21I'm going on a lookout, you two do not touch the food.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Uh!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Mr Prank? Where are you going?

0:11:32 > 0:11:37Not that it's any of your business, but I'm off to my pottery class.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Really? But you can't go out, not tonight.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42And why not?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Because... Barney's kitchen is flooded!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49What? It's that darn bear again, isn't it?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51That little blue nuisance.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Yes, I'm very sorry, you'd better fix it right away.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58We were gonna make vases and everything tonight.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh, shame... Just a sec!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06One minute you want me in, next you want me out...

0:12:06 > 0:12:09He was gonna go out, we can't wait for Barney,

0:12:09 > 0:12:14let's get this party started, positions you two.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I don't see why it has to be a surprise.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20It's only a flooded kitchen.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Come on! Everyone loves a surprise!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I don't!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29What's going on?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Surprise!

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Arghhh!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- It's Marvin, the Mad Clown. - What?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40He's the burglar!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Get him!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Grrrrrr!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You...

0:13:10 > 0:13:15You won't get away with this!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21That's my bag!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Yeah! Someone will save us!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Who-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh oh yeah! Love ya, baby...

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- BEATRICE: - Hopefully someone will save us.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Marvin the...

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Marv...

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Marvin the...

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Marv... Beatrice!

0:13:54 > 0:13:55What?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Marvin the Mad Clown, he's the burglar. How did you not know?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01It's been all over the news.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06If you must know, I've been busy planning a surprise party for you.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Yeah, yeah! Angry Pants!

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Beatrice?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- What?- What's the party for?

0:14:11 > 0:14:16- To celebrate you being caretaker for ten years.- Surprise!

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Oh, wonderful!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Uncle Rupert even got you a fancy gold medal and everything.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Really?- Yes.- Where is it?

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Trifle.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Oops.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Bear!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Where is Barney?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Huh! N-n-n-n-no! Snuggly ducky duck duck! Oh!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Ducky! Oh!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25You... You monster!

0:15:25 > 0:15:26If I ever get out of...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28BANGING

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Ah! Someone at the door!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Now you're for it, you big...

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ahhhhh!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39If those are Nev's socks I'll be quiet!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh! Ducky!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50No!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Snuggly ducky duck duck.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Good afternoon, sir.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm Sergeant Slappy of the Clown Prosecution Service.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I'm looking for this clown, wondering if you'd see him.

0:16:28 > 0:16:33Er, hm, mm, n-n-n-no.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Oh well, keep an eye out, we believe he's a dangerous criminal

0:16:37 > 0:16:39responsible for the burglaries.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Aye, aye, Captain.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Is everything OK, sir?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Yeah, yeah.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Well, thank you for you time.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17No, snuggly ducky duck duck.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21That's disgusting. Doesn't Bear ever wash his socks?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Well, well, well.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Mad Marvin!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37We meet again!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41How did you know he was here?

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Simple. While at the door

0:17:42 > 0:17:46I squirted myself in the face with my flower and fell over.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Clowns falling over are hilarious

0:17:49 > 0:17:52but the bear didn't even smirk. Something was wrong.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Too right, bro.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57So Marvin, are you going to come quietly?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I thought not.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Oh! There's gonna be a pie fight!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Oh no! I took ages making those.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19All right, Marvin, draw.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh! Unlucky!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ha ha ha ha!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Er...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I've got you now, Marvin.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Hu, ah, huh!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Grrrrr! Snuggly duck duck!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh! Unlucky again!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Grrrrr!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's just not your day, is it?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03You think(!)

0:19:03 > 0:19:08OK, Marvin, looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Now what?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Clown fight! Get him, Slappy!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I've got an idea.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh no!

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Oops!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Quick Nev, do something.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Hmm... Mmm...

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Ha ha ha ha!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Well done, Nev. You got the baddie and saved us!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13No problemo!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, finally I'm free.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20You would not believe the day I have had...

0:20:22 > 0:20:26OK...maybe you would...

0:20:27 > 0:20:29First things first...

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Thank you, I'll just take that... Thanks.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38Congratulations, Mr Prank. Ten years' loyal service.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Thank you all very much.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Mwwwaaa!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Thank you, Bear.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Ha ha ha ha!