0:00:23 > 0:00:25Nev.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Nev!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31MUMBLES
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Hello, mate. Can you come and help me set the table, please?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- OK. - HE HUMS
0:00:45 > 0:00:48One, two, three.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- We have a breakfast guest. Remember who's birthday it is?- Beetroot!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, Beatrice...
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I've invited her for porridge and jam.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Jam! Jam!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04She'll be here in ten minutes. Try not to make a mess. OK?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06No problemo!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Thanks for that(!)
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Zippedy-yeah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- This porridge smells funny. I think I've burnt it.- More jam.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25More jam?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Mate, I've used nine jars already.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- KNOCK AT DOOR - Beetroot!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- I don't think she's gonna want to eat this.- Why?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38What do you mean, why? Oh, never mind.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Hey, Beatrice, happy birthday!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44..Thanks.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, do come in.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Happy beetroot!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Thanks, Nev.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58My birthday breakfast?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Yeah, that's right. Voila!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Ta-da!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh... Thank you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yum-yum.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I think I am going to go and wash my hands first.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You know where the bathroom is.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18It's the room with the bath in it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24It's the room with the bath in it, Nev. Hey, it's going well.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Yeah-yeah.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Many happy returns of the day, Beatrice.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hello, Keith.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Oh, yeah, never ask a woman her age. What is it? 30?
0:02:52 > 0:02:5440?
0:02:54 > 0:03:00- OK, so how's the birthday breakfast, then?- It's very nice.- I'll bet.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I'll leave you in peace. Will you hit the flush, please?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- FLUSHES - Lemony Crush, oh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Wakadoo!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19BURPS
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Thanks for breakfast. I think I'll be off now, guys.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- You've hardly eaten anything!- I'm not really that hungry.- Hungry.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Please help yourself, Nev.- Don't leave so soon, Beatrice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37'Course she is leaving, you lummock. What a mess! You live like animals.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- No way, Jose! - BURPS AGAIN
0:03:39 > 0:03:44We can tidy all that up. I'll tell you what, Beatrice, how is this?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Why don't you come round for lunch in a nice clean and tidy flat?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- That sounds lovely. Thank you, Barney.- OK, see you later.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Keith's right. We must get the place sorted by lunch time.- Outta here.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Are you with me, Nev?- Yeah-yeah.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Keith, are you with...? Keith?
0:04:08 > 0:04:14Typical. Let's get started. I'll do the bathroom. You do in here. OK?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Aye-aye, Captain!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06SNIFFS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Agh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, that stinks!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Three, two, one.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37HE HUMS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Oh-h-h-h-h!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Who left that bin bag there?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That bear!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Run!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02OH!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I'll get you for that, bear!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Can't scare me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21You can't hid in there for ever, bear.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24And when you come back out here,
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I'm going to use your pelt as a placemat.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Can't scare me.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Hello, what's going on? ..Oh, hello, Mr Prank.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Hell, Mr Barney, sir. I was just cleaning your letterbox.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Us caretakers know how dusty they get, sir.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That's very thoughtful of you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Not at all, Mr Barney. Goodbye.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Goodbye.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, phewie...
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- There - some more rubbish for you to take out.- No, no, no!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yes. I've thrown those disgusting towels away.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- It's no wonder Beatrice was scared off.- Oh...
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'll get you, bear.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Oh. Can't scare me.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24When I get my hands on you, bear,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I am going to use your ears as egg cosies.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30HE HUMS
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Oi, bear! SCREAMS
0:07:34 > 0:07:37OH!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43When I get my hands on that bear,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm going to use his fur as a...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I don't know - as something or other.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52HE HUMS
0:07:52 > 0:07:54AGH!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56HE SCREAMS
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Uncle!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Uncle, Uncle, I want some ice cream, some chocolate-chip ice cream.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Uncle!- What? What?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'm sorry, Uncle. I want some ice cream.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah, well...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh...
0:08:14 > 0:08:19You can have as much ice cream as you like, my prince,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23if you do me...do me a favour.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25MEOW
0:08:25 > 0:08:27What kind of favour?
0:08:27 > 0:08:32It's a blue bear removal favour.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35YOWLS
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, stop it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Barney!- What? I've almost got the bathroom in a state fit for a lady.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Beatrice will be here in an hour. Have you thrown the bin bags away?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Em...
0:08:56 > 0:09:02- Good on you, mate. I know you won't let me down.- Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06What are you waiting for? Take out the rubbish.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Don't be a fool. It's a jungle in that corridor. You've no chance.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Don't let Barney down. Take out the rubbish.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Don't do it!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18He should do it. No, he shouldn't!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21THEY BICKER AND ARGUE
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hey, where's he gone?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Don't ask me. I'm a duck.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Looking good, Keithy boy.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Excuse me!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Hello, did it suddenly get smaller in here?- Excuse me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, sorry, mate.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Look, you can't go filling my home with rubbish. That's my job.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Sorry.- I don't mind.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55It's the squealers - they like their personal space.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Don't you, guys? - SQUEAKING
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Why not put the bag down the chute or out to the bin?- I'm frightened.
0:10:03 > 0:10:09What of? Oh, let me guess. The creepy caretaker in the corridor.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- He threatening you again?- Too right.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- You need another plan to get rid of the rubbish.- Yeah-yeah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Let's find somewhere else to put it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Shouldn't be too difficult. I'll help you. Come on.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25To me. Oh, mind me foot!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Right, listen up, men!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46I am a busy man and I don't have time to hang around in corridors
0:10:46 > 0:10:49waiting for blue bears.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50No, Uncle.
0:10:50 > 0:10:56So I want you to wait in the corridor and intercept the target.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57YOWLS
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Now, listen. In order to dispose of the rubbish,
0:11:02 > 0:11:06the bear will have to visit either the bins here...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08or the rubbish chute here.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13To block his way, you station yourself in the corridor here.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Clear?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16MEOW
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Oh, up the stairs and round the corner.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Got it.- Good man.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- And, Uncle.- Yes?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28What do we do when we get the bear?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Can I keep him, please, Uncle?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34No! You give him to me, my good man.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39And we introduce a new range of ice cream -
0:11:39 > 0:11:41stinky blue bear flavour.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yeah!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh...
0:11:53 > 0:11:58- There you go, mate, spotless. - Tip-top-aroo! Thanks, Crazy Keith.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01No worries, Nevy. Catch you later.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Spotless and super clean.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Wow, you've done a great job in here.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Hey, and just in time. - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Beetroot!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Hey!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Happy birthday.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Again.- Thank you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Come in.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37GROWLING
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Oh, it looks lovely!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Very tidy.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- All thanks to Nev.- Sparkly.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50And I did the bathroom.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Do you want to use it?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- I am all right, thanks. Hello.- Hello.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Are you sure you don't want to wash your hands?- No.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I washed them at my flat.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Brush your teeth? Shave your legs? - What's this?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Uh-oh!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Well, that's not supposed to be there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Er, perhaps I'll sit on the sofa instead.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25SQUELCH
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Yeugh!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27What's the matter?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31There's something under this cushion.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Yuk!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Yucky.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I'm so sorry. I don't know how that stuff got behind there.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- This flat's normally clean and tidy.- Too right.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Why don't you step into the bathroom?
0:13:48 > 0:13:53- No.- Wash your hands?- No, I'll wipe it with some kitchen roll. Where is it?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Wait, I'll get that.- No, no, no!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Allow me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Problemo!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'm SO sorry.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12- Is your dress ruined?- It's OK. It's fine. I can wash it. I can wash it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- Wait, Beatrice!- Oh! - MEOW
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Is it the bear? - MEOW
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Beatrice, I am really sorry about the mess. I'll clear it up.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Why don't you come round later for a birthday tea.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33The flat will be clean.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, what's for tea?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Beans.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42OK, I'll see you later, Barney.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Oh, great.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45See you later.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52MEOW, HISS
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Nev, why didn't you take the rubbish out?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Frightened.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Of what?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Out there.- Listen to me.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Beatrice has agreed to come for tea. It's our last chance.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Can you please just take the rubbish and stick it down the chute?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15OK, Barney.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Thank you very much.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Love you, Barney.- Love you too.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22SIGHS
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Rubbish chute.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30HE HUMS
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Hello, Nev.- Bouncer Boy. - HISS
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- SCREAMS - Help!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Ouch!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Frightened.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm going to get some beans for tea.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Hello, Bouncer Boy. How are you? - Very well, Barney.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'll get the rubbish, then.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Nev!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I want the place spotless by the time I get back.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Bouncer Boy, come here.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Have you managed to capture the bear yet?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Not exactly, Uncle.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22We had him...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24but he got away.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Well, time for a change of tactics.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35We need to coax him out of his lair.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Make him think he is safe.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40And then strike!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Where shall we hide?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Well, not in here.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Follow me.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49MEOW
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Not that closely!
0:16:57 > 0:17:02We'll let the bear bring the rubbish all the way out here to the bins
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and then we'll grab him.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Should we hide behind the bins?- No, he might see us.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Get inside.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Are you sure?- Of course. When have my plans ever failed?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Exactly! Never. I'll give you a leg up.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Come on.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27YOWLING Swing that leg up.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Now, you stay in there quietly. When he gets close, grab him.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36- Will do.- Right.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Oh, come on.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh, I love a plan. I love a plan.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46MEWS
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Nev, got the beans.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Oh.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Hello.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Nev, I thought I asked you to clear the bin bags away.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I know, I know.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03So why haven't you done?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Frightened.
0:18:04 > 0:18:10We spoke about this earlier. There's nothing to be scared of out there.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Look, follow me. I'll show you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Hello.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Hello!
0:18:22 > 0:18:26See, there's nobody here. You're completely safe.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27OK, Barney.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32- Now please throw the rubbish away before Beatrice gets here.- Aye-aye.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Thank you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41MEOW
0:18:45 > 0:18:48GROWLS
0:18:48 > 0:18:51NEV HUMS
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Locked.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I know. I know.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01HUMS
0:19:03 > 0:19:08He's on his way, is he, Bandit? We won't let him escape this time.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Nev, Beatrice is coming!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh-h-h-h...
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Just a minute!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- What are we going to do with all this mess?- Problemo!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31We can pretend to be out.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33No, that is not going to work. Listen...
0:19:33 > 0:19:37We can put it under the floorboards!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39No room in my place, Barney!
0:19:39 > 0:19:44- I'd throw it all out in the bins.- We can't get out that way.- Go that way.
0:19:44 > 0:19:50- Throw it out the window.- What?- The bins are outside. Throw it right in.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- KNOCK AT DOOR - It's got to be worth a try.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Ah! ..Oh.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Ugh!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yuk!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Uncle!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Nice work, Barney.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- See ya.- Tip-top-aroo.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Right, let's welcome in our guest. - Yeah-yeah.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# We hope you like your birthday tea It's from Nev and me, Barney
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Happy birthday, Beatrice Won't you please give me a kiss? #
0:20:26 > 0:20:28GASPS
0:20:28 > 0:20:30OK, so...so what I did was
0:20:30 > 0:20:35I couldn't find anything to rhyme with Beatrice. You don't have to...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36MWA-A!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- Zippedy-yeah!- MWA-A! Thank you for a lovely birthday, boys.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46You're very welcome. Are you going to come again next year?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Love you, Beetroot, Barney.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Love you too, mate. - FARTS
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Excuse me.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02No more beans for you.