0:00:20 > 0:00:23Right, Nev, Halloween's tomorrow.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27So let's go over how trick or treat works one more time, OK?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Yeah-yeah.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- No, those aren't for you. Those are for the trick or treaters.- Oh.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36You'll get sweets later. Now, let's practise.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'll knock on the door, you answer.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42KNOCK AT DOOR
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Trick or treat? - SCREAMS
0:00:49 > 0:00:55- KNOCKING - Trick or treat? - SCREAMS
0:00:58 > 0:01:01You are supposed to give ME the sweets.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- SCREAMS - Run!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Nev...?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Nev, it's me. Look. Look, it's just a mask.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Can't scare me.- There's nothing scary enough to freak you out, eh?
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Yeah-yeah.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22SCREAMS
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- You sure you've got how trick or treat works now?- Aye-aye, Captain!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Get the sweets ready. We'll have another go.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- PHONE RINGS - Oh, hang on, Nev.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Hello. ..Hiya, Dad. I can talk now, yeah.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'll nip outside so I can hear you better.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56KUNG FU FIGHTING NOISES
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Quit it, bear!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Agh! Agh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Agh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07OK, Dad. Well, thanks for letting me know.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Have you got your pumpkin sorted out?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14All right, Dad. Love you too, mate. Ta-ra.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Can't scare me! Trick or treat!
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Again, I am really sorry about that, Mr Prank.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Sorry, Mr Angry Pants.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Oh, such a playful little fella. - I am trying to teach him
0:02:36 > 0:02:40about trick or treating, and he hasn't got the hang of it yet.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46- A misunderstanding, Mr Barney. - I'll get you a glass of water.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50That's very kind. Thank you very much.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'll get you for this, bear! GROWLS
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Achoo!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58BOING-BOING!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01LAUGHS
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- There you go.- Oh, thank you, Mr Barney, sir.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08What was it you needed to do again in here?
0:03:08 > 0:03:14Your Uncle Rupert wants me to fix an air-conditioning unit here.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, OK. What, in October?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20As long as the Halloween decorations don't get in your way.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Don't you worry about them, sir.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29May I say how brave it is of you to put the decorations up in this flat?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Of all flats!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What do you mean?- Eh?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, nothing. Forget I mentioned anything.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Mention it!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well, OK, you've twisted me arm.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45It's probably nothing. Ridiculous really.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I mean, whoever heard of a flat
0:03:47 > 0:03:53being haunted by the ghost of its old postman? It's nonsense.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Can't scare me.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Oh, of course not. Ghosts don't exist, do they?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I think the noises I've heard
0:04:02 > 0:04:07weren't that of old Headless Henry, the postie,
0:04:07 > 0:04:12who returned to try and deliver the mail
0:04:12 > 0:04:17to the occupants of this flat.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Yeah, the crazy things that people believe in.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Crazy.- Yeah.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Listen, I've got to go to work. Good luck with the air conditioner.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- If you need anything, Nev here's your man.- Thank you, sir.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Love you, Barney.- Love you too, mate. See you later.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Lovely.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Lovely work, Mr Prank.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Trick or treat?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What?
0:04:56 > 0:05:02Oh, get off! I'll give you something and it won't be a treat.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Uh-oh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Trick or treat indeed!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Like I've nothing better to do than entertain him.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Screw that down.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17That's a good bit of work, Mr Prank.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Lovely and solid.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21NEV HUMS
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Lovely.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Lovely work, Mr Prank.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Agh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Pretty. Sorry, Mr Angry Pants.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'll get you for this, bear!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Can't get me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53MUTTERS AND MAKES STRANGE NOISES
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Nev...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Nev, wake up.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- SNORES - Nev.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Wake up!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Steady on. Steady on, son. It's me, it's me!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Steady, steady.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You're having one of your kung fu dreams.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Sorry, Barney.- That's OK. Try and get back to sleep.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- OK. Love you, Barney.- Love you too. Night-night.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- GROWLING - Barney!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Quick!- What is it?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27G-G-Ghostie.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Nev, I know it is the night before Halloween,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33but don't let your imagination run wild.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36There's no such thing as ghosts. Trust me.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- OK.- Go back to sleep.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Night-night.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Night-night.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh...
0:06:44 > 0:06:46GROWLING
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Barney, please!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50All right, I'll go and have a look,
0:06:50 > 0:06:54but I bet it is just that no-good crazy koala Keith
0:06:54 > 0:06:56eating me out of house and home again.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Yeah-yeah, Crazy Keith. - I bet it is.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06GROWLING
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Whoo-oooooo!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22AGHHHHHHH!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Do you know? I probably just imagined it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah-yeah.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Yeah. I mean, there's no such thing as ghosts.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Aye-aye, Captain.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Especially headless postman ghosts. They don't exist. No.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- N-N-No.- Where are you going?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Oh, look see.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Be careful, mate.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51C-C-Can't scare me.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53GULPS
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19What's all the shouting about, mate?
0:08:19 > 0:08:25BOTH SCREAM
0:08:34 > 0:08:38BOTH SCREAM AGAIN
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- Oh.- Keith!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- What are we screaming at, Nev? - Ghostie.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, wackadoo.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53SLURPS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Morning, Nev.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Morning, Barney. OK?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Of course. Why shouldn't I be? I am on top of the world.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Ghostie.- Eh? Oh, that.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Oh, that was just a scary dream, you know.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15A really realistic scary dream.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Too right, bro.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Anyway, I am out of here - off to work that is.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Just take the rubbish out first.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24GROWLING
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Just a dream, silly dream.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36SMASH!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Well, good morning to you, too.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I know some people don't like getting bills,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- but there's no need to be like that about it.- Hello.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Hello, love you, Nev.- Love you, Postie.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Aw. Bye.- Bye.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I'm OK. I'm fine.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I was just...looking for...for my slipper.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yes, my slipper.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Cos I need it for work.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yes, I am glad I found that.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08So I best be off, Nev.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- I hope you have a lovely day.- Love you, Barney.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I love you too, mate.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19SLURPS
0:10:34 > 0:10:36MEOW!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh, dear, oh, dear, Bouncer Boy!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Looks like Mr Barney's a little bit tense today.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Yeah, Unc. Looks like he's seen a ghost.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Crazy Keith!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Hello.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's me.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- G'day, mate. - SCREAMS
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Sorry, buddy. Didn't mean to frighten you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Can't scare me.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Just finishing off me pumpkin for tonight. What do you reckon?- Oh.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20What's the matter? You don't seem in the Halloween spirit.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ghostie.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25The headless postie ghostie from last night
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Barney said was just a dream?- Too right, bro.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Barney was sure spooked out. If I'd seen it,
0:11:32 > 0:11:37I'd have shown him who's boss. I've got nerves of steel. Look.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Mmm. Problemo.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43You two are being silly. There's nothing to be scared of.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47LOUD THUD...THEY SCREAM
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Frightened.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I'd love to help you go up and see what that is
0:11:54 > 0:11:56but I can't risk being seen.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- You know I am a big secret in this block.- Keith, move.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Now, please!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Now, please.- Don't push! Nev.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Hello! Mr Barney, sir?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Neville?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- They are both out.- I am going to go and raid the fridge.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29No, no, no. We mustn't show any sign that we've been here, remember?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Then why are we here?- Because I have come to test
0:12:32 > 0:12:35that my smoke machine works all right.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Oh, yes!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Perfect!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45One more visit from Headless Henry the postman ghost,
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- they'll be so scared that they'll be gone forever.- Yes.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51And I can store my ice cream in here
0:12:51 > 0:12:55without that little blue nuisance getting in the way.
0:12:55 > 0:13:02By the way, your Headless Henry was brilliant! It almost scared me.
0:13:02 > 0:13:09- Aghhhh!- Come on.- What made you think of a headless postman?
0:13:09 > 0:13:15- The scariest thing... - Mr Prank! Mr Prank! >
0:13:15 > 0:13:20- I've got a delivery for you! > - Don't tell her I am here.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- DOOR CLOSES - It's all right. She's gone.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Let's get out of here until tonight,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32when Headless Henry will scare off
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Barney and his little blue buddy forever.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Oh, so it was those two playing a trick all along.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48What are you going to do, Nev? Tell Barney?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Yes, Nev, tell Barney what is happening straightaway.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58You should sort Angry Pants out pronto.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Let's scare the scarers.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Oh, what do you know about scaring people?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08GROWLS
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, dearie me(!)
0:14:13 > 0:14:18I recognise that look on your face. You've a plan. Is it a good 'un?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Tip-top-aroo!- Yeah.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23YAWNS
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Mate, I am so tired.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28I tell you what, I am not falling asleep tonight.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I am going to confront my fears.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- No ghost gets the better of Barney. - Too right, bro.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36BAA-BAA
0:14:36 > 0:14:39That was a sheep.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- BAA-BAA - Two sheep.
0:14:41 > 0:14:47- BAA-BAA - Three...sheep.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Counting sheep, works every time. - Ssh! Secret.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57Sorry, Nev. So how are you going to make sure he doesn't wake up?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Look.- Nice work, Nevvy!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Let's rock!- Too right, bro.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14OK, Bouncer Boy, come here.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Can't breathe.- Ssh!
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- Watch where you are going. I can't see anything in this.- Sorry.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Now, then, steps.- What?- Steps.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26CLUMP Ssh.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29CLUMP Ssh.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31One more.
0:15:31 > 0:15:37Right. OK, let's get you set up. HE LAUGHS
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Remember the plan.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43When I am in position, you start ghosting it up.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Ssh! CLUMP
0:15:46 > 0:15:50You start... CLUMP Ssh!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55You start ghosting it up as Headless Henry.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Now stay there.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Then I'll turn on the smoke machine
0:16:00 > 0:16:04and we'll scare those nitwits so much
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- they'll be out by morning.- Right.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Bandit, get down in the box.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11MEOW
0:16:24 > 0:16:26YAWNS
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Whooo-oooooo!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32HE HUMS
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Try again. Go on.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yum-yum.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Whooo-ooooooo!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Whooooo-ooo-ooooo!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Yum-yum.
0:17:00 > 0:17:08AGHHHHHHH! Aghhhhhhhhhh!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oh!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13G-Ghostie.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16At last!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I mean... WHAAAAAAAAAA!
0:17:18 > 0:17:23No, no, no, no. Not Bouncy Belly. Real ghostie.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Look!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26SCREAMING
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Whooooo! Hello, Angry Pants.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Hello, Bouncer Bad Boy.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Whooooo!
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- A ghost. I mean a real ghost.- Don't be silly. It's just the bear.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Here I am.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46It can't be him.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50That's right. I am a real ghost
0:17:50 > 0:17:55and I am very, very angry!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, no!
0:17:58 > 0:18:03You are two mean, horrible people.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'm lovely, me. It's him!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Whoooooo! Why have you come here? How dare you disturb me?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Whoooooo! You shall be punished.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Yeah-yeah.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27No, no, we haven't come to disturb you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30We've just come to frighten Mr Barney and the bear.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32We just wanted to scare them.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Oh, really?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Trick or treat?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Trick or treat?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I think it is way past that now, don't you?
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- You nearly scared me...Nev out of his home.- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Never mind that. You've got a real ghost in your flat.- Where?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I think we've had the trick.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I think it is about time we had the treat.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Don't you, Nev?- Too right, bro.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12And there's the third one, sir.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Very good. That's enough ice cream for today.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Yes, of course.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21And I am sorry about earlier, Mr Barney.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I hope you don't need to mention it to your Uncle Rupert.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Em...I haven't decided yet.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Please, sir. If he finds out... - See you, Mr Prank.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Sir.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37NEV CHUCKLES
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Thank you.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I know you are responsible for this, bear.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Don't think that I don't.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Achoooooo!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59That bear!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:20:04 > 0:20:09- That's been a few scary days, Nev, eh?- Can't scare me.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, really?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14SCREAMS
0:20:14 > 0:20:17We better put these back in the box till next year.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21GROANS
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Is that your ghost impression? - No, feel icky.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28All those sweets - it was bound to happen.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Too right, bro.- Night. I'm turning the light out.- No way, Jose.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Stop taking the Halloween thing so seriously. It's just some fun.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Love you, Barney.- I love you too. - Sleepy time.- Night-night.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45WHOOOOOOOOO!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Whooooooo-ooooo!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51WHOOOOO!
0:20:51 > 0:20:56- SCREAMS - Oh, no, you don't!
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Come here.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Wackadoo! It took me ages to blow that balloon up!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Keith, you are such a turnip.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- I'm a pumpkin.- You know what I mean. - Crazy Keith!