0:00:32 > 0:00:37Wow, Postie's been then. Yeah-yeah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:44Hey, you know what this is?
0:00:57 > 0:01:07if this wasn't from my mum. Mummy!
0:01:22 > 0:01:27Boing... Boing... Boing... Boing...
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I'm not in the mood, mate. I'm gonna go and get changed for work.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Why don't you play with Keith?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Well, my little furry friend,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Here, help yourself to a pizza seed. You could grow a tree for Barney.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07especially when you only get
0:02:14 > 0:02:20Are you in, Nevvy? Let's go. Run!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41turned up high for Valentine's Day!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Ooh! Watch out, Nevvy! Argh!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Crikey! How many Valentines
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Oh, let's get these cards down there.
0:03:00 > 0:03:08Say something now, Nev! Ah...
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Strewth! Angry Pants' freezers have frozen you as well as his flat!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Better pop you on a radiator!
0:03:55 > 0:04:01you oversized blue...furball?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09This is closer than the time I faced half a dozen ravenous crooks!
0:04:16 > 0:04:22Well, hello, Mr Prank, sir. Has St Valentine been kind to you today?
0:04:22 > 0:04:27time to check my post all the time!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I've got a building to run.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35a nice surprise when you do.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39And look what the second post
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Even more Valentines! Ha, ha, ha!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Catch you later, hunky monkey.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07"Roses are red, violets are blue
0:05:07 > 0:05:11"You'll get a big, sloppy kiss
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Who do I know who begins with "P"?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Could be anybody who I know.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25"Mr Prank" - that's me again.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32"Roses are red, apples are crunchy
0:05:32 > 0:05:46"You're so scrummy, my hunky monkey!
0:06:00 > 0:06:10Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Oh!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12She's really got the hots for him!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15her Valentine's rhymes? Yucky!
0:06:15 > 0:06:20I could do a lot better myself
0:06:20 > 0:06:25is a bit of a poet. Me too!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Hey, great! What do you say we write our own messages on these cards
0:06:30 > 0:06:33to Angry Pants? I don't know.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Roses are red, violets are blue
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Roses are red, but sometimes pinky
0:06:52 > 0:06:56and your breath is... Stinky!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Roses are red, ice cream is yum
0:07:05 > 0:07:08so you've got a big... Bum!
0:07:22 > 0:07:27hunky monkey, sloppy kisses from me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:38That should keep slobber-lips Postie outside for the rest of today.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, you're a genius, Prankie.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Barney, Barney... now, please!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Oh... Chill, little blue guy!
0:07:49 > 0:07:57We'll write Barney a Valentine card
0:07:57 > 0:08:32But this one's not from Postie. Oh!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47And I bet you'll get loads of cards next year. Yeah-yeah! Yeah.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11from the same secret admirer!
0:09:12 > 0:09:17She's a Postie possessed! If I can keep her away for the rest of today
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Well, till next year anyway.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Now, my little blue bear, we need to write a Valentine card to Barney.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Yeah-yeah, Beetroot. From Beatrice.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Roses are red, carnations are cream
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Of all the boys in my world, Barney,
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Now we need to write one from Barney
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Roses are red and so is my heart,
0:10:00 > 0:10:05is the noise of your... Fart!
0:10:12 > 0:10:25Oh, I've got it, Nevvy! The perfect rhyme from Barney to Beatrice.
0:10:39 > 0:11:01That's after I snuffle a slice
0:11:05 > 0:11:11"What makes my heart flutter
0:11:18 > 0:11:25Beatrice lives there, I live there, that makes ME her neighbour.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31Oh! I make her heart flutter!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Oh, forget what I said about Valentine's Day - it rocks!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hang on, Mr Barney, hang on!
0:11:53 > 0:11:58How are you on this lovely day, sir?
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Smell those early daffodils, sir!
0:12:03 > 0:12:08The first throes of spring, such a wonderful time of year!
0:12:14 > 0:12:26# If you're happy and you know it,
0:12:28 > 0:12:33Why have you got chunks of pineapple and slices of spicy sausage?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Okey-dokey. Love you! Love you too.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54mate. I'll be out in a minute.
0:12:55 > 0:13:13a bit of a Valentine card problemo.
0:13:13 > 0:13:29Love Postie? No, Nev, Angry Pants is not in love with Postie!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Seriously, this is serious!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48another slice of that pizza!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22Maybe flowers aren't special enough
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Ice cream from the ice cream van. Oh, yeah, she'll like that.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56Oh, noooo! Forgot to leave the card!
0:14:56 > 0:15:01How will Beatrice know who the flowers are from if there's no card?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Oh, Prankie, Prankie, Prankie!
0:15:12 > 0:15:19mundo, mundo problemo, bear.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Come back here, you thieving ball
0:15:29 > 0:15:34those flowers cost me money.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Mr Prank, what are you doing?
0:16:00 > 0:16:05What? Me and Nev were just playing
0:16:05 > 0:16:08a little game, weren't we? Stinky!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12He's such a joker! And so adorable.
0:16:16 > 0:16:22Beatrice...I wondered if you would do me the honour of... Hello?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32He's finally fallen for me!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Happy Valentine's Day, Nev.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21card and it's not from my mum.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, tip-top-a-roo! Listen...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26"Roses are red, carnations are cream
0:17:26 > 0:17:29"Of all the boys in the world,
0:17:31 > 0:17:35I don't know anybody whose first name begins with "B" except...
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Bonzo? Why would Granny's dog send
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Beetroot, Beetroot! Beatrice?
0:17:45 > 0:17:51She hasn't sent me a Valentine's
0:17:59 > 0:18:11BOTH: ..if you didn't send it,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Sweets! It was a bit naughty though.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47if your mum gets you a card.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Listen, me and Beatrice are going out to the cinema as friends! Oh.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00See you in a bit. Bye, Barney. Hmm.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Postie must have delivered it
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I don't know how, but it fell open.
0:20:03 > 0:20:09Night, night, pot-bellied munchy.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Very nice. Love you, Barney.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54I'd love some food, I'm starving!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Lemon curd and sausage anyone?
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