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0:00:20 > 0:00:24- GROWLING - Nev... Nev, give me the duck!

0:00:24 > 0:00:27- No, no, no, no! - It'll be fine!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28No, n-yee-o!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30I know he's your favourite toy,

0:00:30 > 0:00:32but he needs a wash.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Grrrr!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Right, you've asked for it!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Ooh-hoo-hoo! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Tickling works every time!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- DUCK QUACKS - Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Nev... But look at him. He's filthy.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50One wash. I'll get him back as good as new.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Trust me. It'll be fine.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- NEV TUTS - OK, Barney.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58WASHING MACHINE WHIRRS

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Any post for me, any post?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Oh, hello, Mr Prank. It's nice to see you too.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Any post for me?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh, oh, oh... Let me see.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Um...right. Um... Um...

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Oh, come on!- Oh. Well, there's this.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ah! Yeah... That's a bill.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Anything else?- Oh. Um, um... Yes.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- There's this.- Aw. Great(!)

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Another letter from my secret admirer.

0:01:47 > 0:01:53Yes, yes... Read it later, that's probably a very good idea.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Yeah. Anything else?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Anything else? Um... Let me see. Oh, yeah. There's this.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04Aaaaaa! Mwah! It's here! It's finally here!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ah! Ooh! Barney! Barney!

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Ooh, ooh, Barney, ooh... - CRASH!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16OK, Nev? What are you doing?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- What are you doing?- Dizzy. Woo-ooh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:28How many times have I told you not to watch the washing machine!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Oh, ooh.- Stand still. Stay. I'll get Ducky. It's all right.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35See! There you go. Look! Clean as a whistle.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Snuggly Ducky! - OK. Right then, thank you.

0:02:38 > 0:02:44Let's put him up here to dry. Look. I bet he even smells nice, too.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Oh!- Oh, ugh! Maybe not.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Poo-ee.- Oh, hello.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Ah! G'day, boys! - Crazy Keith. That explains it.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Explains what, mate?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Never mind. But when did you last have a bath?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Ooh... What year is it?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Mm... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- KNOCK AT DOOR - Oh!- Um, who is it?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's, eh, me, Mr Barney, sir. Mr Prank.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14OK, come in. Keith, Keith...

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I know. I gotta hide down under

0:03:16 > 0:03:18so Angry Pants doesn't see me. Bye.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hello, Mr...Angry...Pants?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Hey! Hi! How are we? Hoo-hoo!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hey, Mr Prank, um... Good to see you.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Likewise, Mr Barney, likewise.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48You're looking soo-oo-per.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- As for you, little Nev...- Oh!

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Atchoo! Hey, how is my little favourite blue guy?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Hair!- Hair?- Here!- Here?- Here.- Here?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Take a seat over here, Mr Prank.- Oh!

0:04:02 > 0:04:07- Thanks, buddy. Don't mind if I do.- Great!

0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Nev! Shh.- Oh... Oh. Oh.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- NEV GASPS - Em, so, Mr Prank,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- what can we do for you? - Nothing. No thing.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I was wondering what I can do for you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I'm the caretaker, after all. I'm here to serve you.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Em, oh, great. Thank you very much.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, the toaster's broken.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38Hey, no problemo, dude. Consider it fix...ed.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- WHISPERS: - Nev, Nev, come here.

0:04:40 > 0:04:46So, the Barnster... Notice anything different about me?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49No... No.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Come on. You sure?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ehhhh... New shoes.

0:04:57 > 0:05:05At...choo! No. My hair... It grew back.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Oh, your hair! Yeah. Wow!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12You know, now that you've pointed it out, it's...obvious.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Overnight. Incredible, isn't it?

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Almost unbelievable.- Oh, yeah.

0:05:19 > 0:05:26I eat a lot of vegetables. I think that H-E-L-P-S, helps.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Clearly.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32- GROWLING - Aaghh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Nev, I'm going to work.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Prank will fix the toaster.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Angry Pants. Angry hair.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Shh, don't mention that.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48It is a wig, but he won't want people to know.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- But... Hair, grrrr! - Listen, listen!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Let's just help him.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54He's in a good mood.

0:05:54 > 0:06:00- Right, Mr Prank. I'm going to work. - OK. Catch you later, du-u-ude!

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Uh, OK. Love you, Nev. See you later.- Love you, Barney. Mm.

0:06:07 > 0:06:13- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- Hey, Nevster, Neveroonie, the Nevernader!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15How are you, little blue buddy?

0:06:15 > 0:06:21- Groovy.- Groovy? Me too, me too! Groovy is the word, my man.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26CRASH! Whoops! Clumsy old moi!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Ha!- Angry Pants, Angry Pants!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31What, Nevva Doodie-Dude?

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Hair.- Yeah. It's great, isn't it?

0:06:36 > 0:06:41- No! Where is it? Where is it?!- No!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44What did you do with it, you little blue monster?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Not me!- Don't lie to me.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I know it was you.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- H-E-E-E-L-P! - Oh, come back here, bear!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Oh...oh...oh. - I know you've got my hair, bear.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- No way, Jose!- Give it back...NOW!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Ooh! HE GROWLS

0:07:05 > 0:07:10Fee...fi...fiddly-dee...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You've got my hair.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Give it back to me!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19HE SNIFFS

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Atchoo! Ah... bear!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Aah!! Ah! Aaah!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34OK, bear. You've had your little joke, heh-heh-heh-heh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:39No harm done. Now, I know you've got my hair. Give it back to me.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- No, no, no, no! - HAIR...NOW...OR ELSE!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Help!- Ooh! CRASH!

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Here I am!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50HE GROWLS You...

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Oh.- You little blue nuisance. I'll...

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- I'll...- What? Hair!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- What?- Hair back!- Eh?

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Aw! Aw! Mwah! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you,

0:08:05 > 0:08:10thank you! Mwah! Mwah! Erm... Eh...

0:08:12 > 0:08:18You mention this to anyone, bear, and I'll clean the loos with you!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I'll be back later, to fix the toaster.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Bye-bye, Mr Hairy Pants! - HE GIGGLES

0:08:31 > 0:08:37Oh! Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck! Gone! Oh! Ducky! Ducky!

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Ducky! Ducky! Ducky! Ducky!

0:08:43 > 0:08:49Oh... Ducky? Ducky? Ducky? Ducky! ..Ohhh!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55No... Not there either... Oh, wack-a-doo!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58It must be around here somewhere.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Think, Keithie. When did you last have it?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Er... Oh, I know... All right! Own up.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Which one of you squealers took it? Tell me!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10THEY ALL SQUEAK

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Oh, OK! I'll believe you! Oh, now, where did I put it?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Keith! Keith! Crazy Keith! Keith! Crazy Keith!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Nev, slow down, buddy...

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- CRASH! - Keith! Keith!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Nev! Nev! Slow down! Why so stressed?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck! Gone!

0:09:29 > 0:09:34Oh! Gone? Wow! That's odd. I've been tearing the place apart,

0:09:34 > 0:09:38cos my favourite ice cream-eating spoon's missing too.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Oh, spooky.- Yeah.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48- Too right, mate. Let's search as a team.- Aye-aye, captain!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ah! Come on, Nev, just follow me. This way, mate!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- This way. Follow me, follow me. - NEV GASPS

0:09:56 > 0:09:59OK, I'll go your way. No problem.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Nev?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Nev! Nev?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Beatrice!- Beatrice! - There you are, guys. Em... Look,

0:10:11 > 0:10:14have you seen my favourite ladle?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16THEY GASP

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- No, no, no, no. - Nah, sorry, Bea.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24It's weird. I had it this morning, then it disappeared.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Just like my ice cream-eating spoon and Nev's Ducky.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- They're missing too!- Yeah, yeah. - Something odd's going on.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Too right, Bro.- Yeah... We're forming a search party to find them.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- You wanna join us? - I'm late for college.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46I'd better go, but I hope you guys find the stuff.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I'll see you later.- Love you, Beetroot.- Oh, I love you too, Nev,

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- and I'll love you more if you find my ladle!- OK!

0:10:53 > 0:10:58Let's get moving. You search the sitting room, I'll do the kitchen.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- So, have you had any luck with the searching?- No, no!

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Oh, me neither. It's no good, Nevvie. We've looked everywhere.- Mm.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- DOOR SLAMS - Oh! Angry Pants! Hide!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Oh, wack-a-doo!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20OK. Let's get this toaster fixed!

0:11:20 > 0:11:25Bom, bom, ba-bom bom...

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck gone!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Oh, I haven't got time to play hide-and-seek, BEAR.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Just keep outta my way!

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Mm.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59GROWLING

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- GROWLING - Aaaaaargh!

0:12:10 > 0:12:11CRASH!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- GROWLING - Oh! Oh!- Aaargh!!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Where's my hair, bear?- There!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- GROWLING - Oh... Oh!

0:12:19 > 0:12:23HAIR CHUCKLES My lovely hair! COME BACK!

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Oh, oh, ohhh... - Where'd it go, bear?- I dunno.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- GROWLING - Ah! Oh!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Ohhhhh...!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Come back here, hair! You can't run off like that!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Ooh!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50GROWLING

0:12:50 > 0:12:52SNARLING I got ya! Aahh!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Grrrr...

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Yes! Hello. I bought a toupee off you the other day,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06and it's gone doolally. MUFFLED VOICE

0:13:06 > 0:13:09No, no, no, I don't mean I can't COMB it!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13It's attacking people and it stole my keys.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16WHISPERS: I know...

0:13:16 > 0:13:20And a duck. Yes. So, what are you going to do about it?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21MUFFLED VOICE

0:13:21 > 0:13:24What d'you mean, there's nothing you CAN do?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28It's supposed to be lifelike, not actually alive!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32I can't return it. I can't even catch it!

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Yeah, but... Hello? DIALLING TONE

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Hello? Ohh... They've hung up.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:13:42 > 0:13:48Well, it's too fast and too clever for me to catch on my own...

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I'm gonna need some help.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh... OK, bear.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I don't like you and you don't like me,

0:13:59 > 0:14:03but if want our stuff back we have to work together.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07- What do you say?- Mmm...

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Yeah, yeah!- Right.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11First, we gotta find him.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Sniff in the air!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16This way.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Shh!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Aaaa-yaaa! CRASHING

0:14:27 > 0:14:30< GLASS SMASHES

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Yaah! Heh-heh!- Oh! Oh! Barney's hat.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Right, bear.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Open the lid!- No way, Jose!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Open it.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58No? Then I'll do it...

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09QUACK! No.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Ducky!- Oh... Right, let's go, bear.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16That hair must be somewhere in this block of flats.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Come on, let's go!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22DUCK SQUEAKS Fifteen-love!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Out for a duck! DUCK QUACKS

0:15:25 > 0:15:32It's no good, bear. We've looked everywhere. Nothing.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Oh, nothing.- No sign of the hair, or any of the missing stuff.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40CRASHING

0:15:42 > 0:15:45The boiler room. We haven't looked

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- in the boiler room, have we? - No, no, no, no!

0:15:49 > 0:15:53No. Well, you go and have a look and I'll wait up here.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:15:56 > 0:15:57I can't go down there!

0:15:57 > 0:16:01It's creepy enough without that crazy hair!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- You go!- No, no, no, no! You!

0:16:03 > 0:16:09- No, you.- You!- You!- You!- You! - Grrrrrrrr!- Grrr!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hmm.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Oh! A plan!

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Yeah, yeah! A plan!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Oi, Nev, look at this place!

0:16:21 > 0:16:26It's full of stuff that hairy monster must have nicked!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29He must have stolen stuff from everyone.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Too right, bro.- Yeah.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Oh! Cuckoo! Mine!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh, yeah.

0:16:38 > 0:16:43Oh, look. That's Mrs Willis' kettle, look. Yeah.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47They're my skis!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50What would a lump of hair want with my skis?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, look, there's a ladle...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Beetroot!- ..and some kind of spoon.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Crazy Keith!- What? Who?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Er, never mind.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Crazy Keith? You're crazy, you are.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16- Ah!- Oh! Snuggly Ducky Duck-Duck!

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Oh, eh, there's my keys, look. Over there.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26HAIR SNARLS

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Aaaaargh!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30HAIR SNORTS AND GROWLS

0:17:30 > 0:17:33L-L-L-Let's calm down, shall we?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36W-W-W-We don't want any trouble! SNARLING

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- No, no, no, no! - HAIR GROWLS

0:17:38 > 0:17:41We all got off on the wrong foot.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45We'll return the stuff - pretend it never happened!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Yeah, yeah! - HAIR GROWLS

0:17:48 > 0:17:51All right, all right. Forget that idea.

0:17:51 > 0:17:56Please, just come back and be my hair! Please! Please!

0:17:56 > 0:18:02I beg you! I'll do anything! Lovely combs! Expensive shampoo!

0:18:02 > 0:18:07Anything you want! Just PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16HAIR LAUGHS

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Right! That's it! I've had it with you!

0:18:22 > 0:18:28You're my hair! You must obey me! Get back on my head, NOW!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30HAIR GROWLS

0:18:30 > 0:18:35Or not, as-as the case may be, it's up to you. That's lovely.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38HAIR GROWLS It's all right...

0:18:46 > 0:18:49LOW GROWLING AND SNARLING

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Frightened!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59CUCKOO CLOCK STRIKES

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Huh?!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07NEV GASPS FOR BREATH

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Grrrrr! - NEV SCREAMS

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Now! Now!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oi! Hair!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Just so I understand this...- Yeah.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Under there is your hair, which came to life,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37and started stealing stuff and attacking people.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yes, Mr Barney, sir.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Too right, bro!- Right, and that's the stuff that it stole?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yes. And as soon as we've trapped it,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- I'm gonna return everything. - OK, if you say so.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52But isn't this just a silly lump of hair?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Is all this really necessary? - Oh, yeah.- Yeah!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, yeah. Shall I? ..Ready?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Whoa! Get it!- Nearly got it.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08There! Let's see you get out of that!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Whoah! This thing's crazy. - Aye-aye, captain.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Tell you what, though. Proves one thing -

0:20:14 > 0:20:16you two make a good team!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Oh, yes.- Yeah, yeah! - CRASH!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20This doesn't change a thing, bear!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25I'm still not gonna put up with your high jinks!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Angry Pants!- Atchoo!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Oh, well, I, er...

0:20:32 > 0:20:35I-I must be off, sir!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Goodbye!

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Well, Nev, you've had quite a day.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Aye-aye, captain!- I suppose you'd say it's been...hair-raising!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Hair-raising! - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:20:53 > 0:20:57What? That's funny. Raising hair. It's the hair...

0:20:57 > 0:21:02- It's his hair.- Funny! - Cos it's scary, it's hair-raising!