0:00:20 > 0:00:22BEEPING
0:00:22 > 0:00:26- Chill out, Mr Prank, we're going. - Hurry up, will ya?
0:00:26 > 0:00:32- Barney!- Yes, mate?- Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck.- You've forgotten him?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- I'll go and get him. Wait here. - Come on.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38HUMS
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- PEEP - Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46REVS ENGINE
0:00:46 > 0:00:51BLOWS RASPBERRY I'll get you for...ACHOO!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- SMASH! - Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Nev? Are you OK, mate?- Too right, bro.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Oh, what a lucky little b-b-bear he is,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08but look what he's done to your trike, Mr Barney, sir!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Not me.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14These are specialist trike wheels.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's going to cost a fortune to fix.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- £150 at least!- Well, lucky he didn't touch my van.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- That would have cost him even more! - Not me.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25ACHOO!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I don't have time to argue about this. I am late for work.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33I've only my bus fare. You'll have to stay home alone.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck?
0:01:35 > 0:01:40I looked but I couldn't find him. You've got all day to look. My bus!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Got to go!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Bear... ACHOO!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Run!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Phewie.- Psst!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Get yourself down under. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02That can go. That can go.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06And go.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Watch it, cobber!- Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck. Help!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Aw, your duckie will turn up sooner or later. He always does.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Feel icky.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Bet you do, what with Angry Pants blaming you for Barney's trike.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25I've been hearing him moan about it all morning.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Come and listen. ..This way, Nevie.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35Word of advice, Postie, watch that blue bear.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37He's trouble.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Not me!
0:02:42 > 0:02:48No, I keep telling you, Mr Prank, Nev wouldn't harm anyone.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Oh, no?- Hm-mm.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Try telling Mr Barney that.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Sweet little Neville damaged his trike this morning -
0:02:57 > 0:03:01crunch, crunch, crunch.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04No, no, no, no, not me!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Old Angry Pants is plotting to turn everyone against you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- Nev?- Yeah.- Damaged Barney's trike? No!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Yeah.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17CRIES
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Aw... Here you go, buddy.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27I'll help you find duckie and sort the trike out too.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Good mates always stick together.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Love you, Crazy Keith.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Aw, shucks.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40- Keith's stuff?- I've boxed up all my stuff as part of a spring clean.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Me old bed, the patchwork blanket, even old sharkie.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47It's all got to go up to Beatrice.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Now it's just me and the Squealers with that old boot as our bed.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Nevie, give us a hand.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, my foot.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08That's all the junk I have for you, Beatrice.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Thanks, but I didn't realize you'd give me so much to sell.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Looks like everything you own.- Too right, bro.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Well, crikes, yeah, it is nearly everything I own.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I've even given you...sharkie.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Well, remember your cuddly shark will raise good money at the sale.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- I am sure it will go to a lovely home.- Sure. Yeah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- I know.- What, Nev?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Jumbly sale here, now please!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- No, jumble sales are about raising money for good causes.- Barney.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50- What about Barney?- Hey, bonzer idea. We can sell this jumble ourselves
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- and donate the cash to fix Barney's trike.- Tip-top-aroo!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- I don't think that Barney's trike counts as a good cause.- It does!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Yeah-yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06You go and blag more junk off the neighbours, I'll sort through this.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Beetroot, please!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Why am I thinking you've just talked me into this?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yippee!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Wow, what a load of jumble!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23You sure got the neighbours donating bonzer stuff.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27This is going to be the best jumble sale ever.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Fun!
0:05:30 > 0:05:36Well, old bed, I guess this is it, the end of our journey together.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39You've been a good night-time friend to me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43And you, blanket, old pal,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I am going to miss you at night times.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50I'll miss you all down in my empty lair.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- SNIFFS - And I'd just like to say...
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Watch it, cobber! I was having a moment there.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Sorry, Keith.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Right, last box of jumble donated from flat 11.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09There are posters up all along the street.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14I put a table in the hall for this and the doors open in half an hour.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Are you two ready?- Yeah-yeah.- Keith? - Yeah, Right.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Beatrice, one thing, what will you be asking for my old suitcase bed?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Er, about £2. It's a bit old and battered.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Exactly. Call it £1 and I'll take it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You want to buy back your own suitcase?
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Yeah. I'll get you the cash later. - Make sure you do.- And, er,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41no need to sell any of the stuff in my box there. I'll take the lot.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Everything?
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Sharkie! Sharkie!- He's right. I'll even take him home too.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50OK.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Oh, no, we're looking a bit short on stuff to sell.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Nev, did you visit all the neighbours?- No, no, no, no.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Who did you miss out?- Angry Pants. - GROWLS
0:07:04 > 0:07:09I'll go with you. Mr Prank's bound to have stuff to go on our table.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Love you, Beetroot.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, what do you want?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Hello, Bouncy Belly.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Nev and I are trying to raise money to repair Barney's trike.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31We were wondering if Mr Prank, your uncle,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- would donate to our jumble sale. - He's out.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Oh. If you could just tell him we stopped by, that...- Hang on.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Do you sell anything?- Yeah-yeah.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No, it depends on what it is.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49French, maths, history, science, geography.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52And some of Uncle's old books too.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55You can have the lot. Bye.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Polite as ever(!)
0:08:04 > 0:08:07What do you think of our jumble table?
0:08:07 > 0:08:12- Groovy.- Yeah. So, where are the customers?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16It is a bit quiet. Maybe I'll put up some more posters.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Oh, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23YAWNS
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Tell me if you want me to read some of that to you, Nevie.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Lookee!- What is it?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Secret.- Oh, wow!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Little book.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41It's a book all right, but that's no ordinary book.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45It's a diary. I bet it's Angry Pants' secret diary.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Open it. We'll see.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49No way, Jose.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's going to be good. Let's read it!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Aw...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Secret diaries should never be read, even Mr Angry Pants'.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03What?! Angry Pants' diary is too good to miss. Read it!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06No, I say do not read the secret diary.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Do not!
0:09:07 > 0:09:14Nev's not going to read it anyway. Keith will have to read it to him.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Come on, Nevie! Are we going to read the diary?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Now, please.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Wackadoo! I thought you'd never ask.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29This is going to be dynamite!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yeah-yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:37Listen. "March 6th. Today I got the bear in big trouble with B."
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Barney.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Yeah. Blah-blah-blah. Nev, I can't believe he's written all this down.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Do you remember the day you missed Barney's birthday party?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51SCREAMS
0:09:51 > 0:09:56It says, "Ha-ha-ha..."
0:09:56 > 0:10:02My plan to make the bear look bad on Barney's birthday worked a treat.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08For your birthday outfit to work, bear,
0:10:08 > 0:10:14you must sit perfectly still whilst I tie the ribbon.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yeah-yeah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Mr Barney will be home any second now.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Ouch!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Bye-bye, birthday bear.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Try getting out of this.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hello, Mr Barney, sir. MUFFLED CALLS FOR HELP
0:10:37 > 0:10:42SWITCHES RADIO ON Happy birthday, from me to you.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Thank you. Hey, where's Nev? He won't want to miss the party.- Oh...
0:10:47 > 0:10:48he's gone.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Where?
0:10:50 > 0:10:56Er, Cleethorpes. A holiday. For a week.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59But he'll miss my birthday.
0:10:59 > 0:11:05I pointed that out to him, but oh, no, his fun comes first.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Can't scare me.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- So you didn't really go on holiday. - No, no, no, no.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Wait till Barney hears the truth. Let's move to another entry.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Ah! Now. "April 3rd. Great day.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29"The bear is gone for good.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32"Boxed up and posted to the other side of the world.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35"Hurrah! Hurrah! The bear has gone away."
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Does that ring any bells?- Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- WATER RUNNING, KNOCK AT DOOR - Can you get that?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- It could be the morning post.- OK, Barney.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50HUMS
0:11:53 > 0:11:55SNIFFS
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Mmm, ice cream.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02SLURPING
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Gotcha!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Barney!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Barney!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18There's no good shouting for Mr Barney while you're in there, bear.
0:12:33 > 0:12:40Now, you won't get out of there until you reach Australia, bear.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Oh, is this the special airmail delivery, Mr Prank?- Oh, yes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Very special and very urgent.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- OK.- Please take that away for good, Postie.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53EVIL LAUGHTER
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- I bet the story didn't end there? - Too right, bro.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05"April 4th. Oh, misery me, the blue bear is back.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09"Apparently even bears need a pet passport nowadays.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- "He's back home with Barney."- Love Barney.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16And it's about time Barney learned the truth.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Let's check the most recent entry. Where's today's?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Well, blow me!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25It's about the accident Barney's trike had
0:13:25 > 0:13:27with Mr Prank's ice-cream van.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30CRASH!
0:13:30 > 0:13:36According to this it wasn't an accident and it wasn't your fault.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Listen.- Oh, dear, oh, dear.- "When Barney went back inside
0:13:40 > 0:13:43"looking for the bear's duckie,
0:13:43 > 0:13:46"which I had stolen earlier..."
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck stolen!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52"..my plan began.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57"I put my foot down and drove back into the truck.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59"Of course I blamed the bear."
0:13:59 > 0:14:01The bear!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05"Won't be long now before he's out of my hair for good.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08"Oh, happy days. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Naughty Pants.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You gotta show this to Barney. It's gold dust.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Angry Pants is in big trouble!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Don't you worry. We'll get duckie back.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23But not a word of this to Beatrice yet.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26This is for Barney's eyes first.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27OK, Keith.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm back, guys.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Soon we'll have crowds of customers coming along. Word is spreading.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39What's this about a jumble sale? >
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Later, guys.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Who gave you two permission for a jumble sale?
0:14:47 > 0:14:52It's taken me ages to rip down these posters you've have been putting up.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56It's just to raise money for Nev's appeal fund.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01Appeal! Well, if he's appealing for a one-way ticket to the North Pole
0:15:01 > 0:15:02then I'll buy the lot.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Can't scare me!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- It's to repair Barney's trike. - In that case,
0:15:07 > 0:15:11you can clear this lot up and get out my corridor.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- You're blocking the entrance. - Thanks for nothing!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- Nev's fundraiser'll be a disaster. - Phhrrrt!- Achoo!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Let's take our stuff into your flat
0:15:21 > 0:15:24and spread word that the sale is still on.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29What have you got there, bear?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Nothing.- Nev, run!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39HE CHUCKLES
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Tip-top-aroo. Run!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMES
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- No-one.- It's only been a couple of hours
0:15:51 > 0:15:55since we put the posters back up. Customers will turn up soon.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Hey! Tell me what that flashing thing's called again.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- It's my cashometer.- I wouldn't like to stick that under my tongue.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Cashometer not thermometer. It doesn't measure your temperature,
0:16:08 > 0:16:13- but how much money we need before we can get Barney's new trike.- Yeah!
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Let's just hope we get a chance to use it soon. Don't worry.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22You're still sitting on a goldmine no matter what we sell.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Yeah, yeah! - KNOCK AT DOOR
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Customer.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Where is he?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- He's got something of mine. - Can I help you?- Help? No.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Yes! I'm looking for a red book. My book, that idiot gave you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- This was one that he gave us... - That's it.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Let's have a look.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Where is it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- What now?- My diary.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Oh, there it is. Give it here, bear.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58- Grrrr. Grrrrr.- Oh, no, you don't.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Argh!
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- MUFFLED:- Barney! Barney! - What's going on?- Ach...
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Wow, is that for me?- No! That's my diary and I want it back.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Nev, what are you doing with Mr Prank's diary?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Nothing.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Reading somebody's diary is a big no-no. You should know that.
0:17:29 > 0:17:35- Sorry.- It's not Nev's fault. Belter Boy gave it to us for our sale.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Jumble sale?- Yes, to raise money to mend your trike, right?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Yeah, yeah.- That's sweet.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Thank you but I need £150 to fix my trike
0:17:45 > 0:17:48and it looks like trade's a bit slow.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Not any more. That will be £1 for this diary.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57- £1 for my own diary! - It was given to the sale
0:17:57 > 0:18:01so technically you owe me £1. No pay, no diary. Anyone else interested?
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- Me! Me, me, me!- OK, sold for £1.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Hang on a minute. I'll give you £1...
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- £1.50.- It looks like we've got ourselves a bidding war.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The money's going to roll in.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- HAMMER SQUEAKS - OK.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23The bids in aid of the trike fund are well under way for this lot -
0:18:23 > 0:18:28Mr Prank's diary. I have £1.50,
0:18:28 > 0:18:29can I hear £50?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- £50!- £50 it is. Thanks.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33- What?!- 60.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- 70.- 60-40.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39That's not even a number.
0:18:39 > 0:18:4360 and 40 is £100, therefore, Nev, you are in the lead.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Any more bids?- What?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Going once, going twice, at £100, small man at the front.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Mr Prank's diary being sold for £100...
0:18:53 > 0:18:59Wait. I bid £100 and... ..I haven't finished yet, bear.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- 100 and...- An old handkerchief?- No.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- One hundred and... - A conker in a sock?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10100 and...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh! Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck!
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Mine.- Hey! That's Nev's duckie...
0:19:16 > 0:19:22and we only accept money bids. No smelly laundry or anything else.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24All right.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29This situation requires my emergency cash supply.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34I bid £150 exactly.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Huh!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46There, £150.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Oh! HAMMER SQUEAKS
0:19:48 > 0:19:51So there we have it.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Mr Prank's diary sold to Mr Prank for £150. Congratulations.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- I'll get you for this, bear. See if I don't.- Phrrt!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09"Today, I bought a new trike
0:20:09 > 0:20:13"with the cash Nev raised for me at the jumble sale."
0:20:13 > 0:20:20- "Angry Pants, grrrr.- Nev and I took it out for a test run.
0:20:20 > 0:20:26- "It was cool.- Ride, ride, ride!
0:20:26 > 0:20:33- "Barney loves Nev. - Love you, Barney."
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Are you finished?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37- Yeah!- Cool.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Right. Night-night, Nev.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Night, Barney.
0:20:43 > 0:20:50Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck. Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck's lost!
0:20:50 > 0:20:55No, it's OK. Sorry, that's my fault. I put him in a safe place for you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Give him a cuddle. - Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04There you go. A perfect end to a perfect day.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Night-night. Love you, Barney. - Love you too.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Love you, Snugglie Duckie Duck Duck.