0:00:20 > 0:00:22BELL DINGS
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Off on holiday tomorrow, Nev. I'm so excited.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Spent a fortune in the shops.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33Swimming trunks, suntan lotion... But I think I forgot something.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35What've I forgotten, Nev?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Nev? Nev!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41BRAKES SCREECH
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Nev!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I'm sorry for leaving you behind in the shops, Nev.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- Love you, Barney!- Cheers, mate. Tomorrow, on that sunny beach,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- the ice creams are on me.- Yeah-yeah!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57We got sun, swimming, sand,
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- then we're going to the mountains to see gorillas. Amazing.- Yeah-yeah!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- MONKEY CHATTER - Nev, stop monkeying around.
0:01:06 > 0:01:12- Hah! Monkeying around! - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:01:13 > 0:01:19- Here we go. You're as safe as can be, to swim in the sea.- Groovy!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23And don't worry, there are no sharks where we're going.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Can't scare me! - WATER SPLASHING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27HE GASPS
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Hmmm? Err...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35HE SCREAMS G'day!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Keith! You nearly scared me...Nev half to death!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Fwitened!- Oh, sorry, buddy!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45HE FARTS I came to show you my shark hat.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I just found it. And...
0:01:47 > 0:01:51SHEEP BAAS ..my CD of special effects noises.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- COCKEREL CROWS We can take them on holiday. - You can't come, sorry.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- You're not even supposed to be in this country.- Oh, shucks.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04KEITH SOBS I guess...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I guess you're right.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- HORN - That's a really good CD. - Yeah, it's got everything on it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- DOORBELL- Particularly good doorbell noise!- Ding dong!- Er...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- KNOCK ON DOOR - Wow, that was realistic!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Knock, knock!
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Mr Barney, sir!- Amazing! How does it know my name?- Mr Barney, sir!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- KNOCK ON DOOR - Mr Barney! It's me,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Mr Prank.- Angry Pants!- Ah-ha!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Of course, I'm coming! Keith, better get out of the way.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Quick, hide! - CRASH
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Good evening, Mr Barney, sir.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Your chauffeur reporting for duty.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50You've gone to a lot of effort, just to drive us to the airport.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Least I can do, to get you two out of here. I mean...
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- to get you two there. On time. Excuse me.- Oh, thanks.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right, shall we get going then, sir?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Well, the flight doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10You can never leave too early. Traffic's a nightmare.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- We haven't packed... - Tell me what you want,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16and I'll send the stuff on.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- But we'll be at the airport for 17 hours.- At the front of the queue!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Boring!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27All the same, we'll stick to the original plan.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- We'll leave at ten o'clock in the morning.- Right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- No, no, you're right.- See you in the morning! Thanks!
0:03:34 > 0:03:40Don't mention it. And I'll take very good care of the place.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43CACKLES LOUDLY
0:03:44 > 0:03:50Woah! What a cheerful bloke. Weird, but cheerful. Eh, Nev?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Angry Pants!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- PHONE RINGS - Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:04:01Prank's Ice Creams, ice cream maker to the stars.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Er...yes, yes...yes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08My storage facility is available from ten o'clock in the morning,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11deliver the ice cream then. And don't be late!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, yes...
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Two whole weeks of extra storage space
0:04:18 > 0:04:21to get my ice cream business up and running.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26And no blue...bear, to mess it up.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Come on, Nev, we've got to pack. - Aye, aye, Captain!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Let's make it a race to see who gets packed first.- Go!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43One way of doing it...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Do-do-doo!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Careful!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I win, I win!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Not a chance, that suitcase is a mess! Get it sorted.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah-yeah!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I'm off to bed. Pack properly, please.- Crazy Keith!
0:05:03 > 0:05:09Don't spend too long Down Under with Crazy Keith, you gotta pack.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11OK, Barney!
0:05:13 > 0:05:19Oh, poor me! All on my own for two whole weeks.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Just me and the Squealers.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Ah!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Cheers, Nevvy! You're a good mate. - Yeah-yeah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, nothing's gonna cheer me up.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Tickle?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Oh, no!- Yeah-yeah!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38KEITH SQUEALS
0:05:38 > 0:05:42OK, OK, you win! I'll be happy! Stop tickling me!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I win, I win!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Ah... Oh, sweet!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Tell you what, Nevvy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Someone seems even happier about this holiday than you. Come here.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57LAUGHTER Hear that?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- That's Mr Angry Pants, tap dancing. - No way, Jose!
0:06:01 > 0:06:07Yeah, and when he's not doing that, he's laughing like a loon!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Loony boony!- You're telling me!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Anyway, have you finished packing? NEV SCREAMS
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Ahh, sleepy Barney.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Do-doo, do-do-doo...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33do-do-doo, do-do-doo...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hmm...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- DUCKIE QUACKS - Duckie!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- HE GASPS - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Quick!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Wait...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yellow!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Red...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Red? Oh, never mind.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Da-daa!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Woah! - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:40 > 0:07:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:45 > 0:07:46NEV SNORES
0:07:46 > 0:07:49KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Morning, Mr Barney, sir. Lovely day. Shall we get going?- Mr Prank...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Is it ten o'clock already? - Not quite, sir.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- What time is it?- It's 5am, sir. - What?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Five o'clock? - Early bird catches the worm!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Don't wanna rush.- Just give me a few minutes to have a shower,
0:08:07 > 0:08:13- and check we've got everything. - All right, sir, I'll be right here.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Come on, Nev, we've gotta make a move. Nev!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Agh! Hi-yah, hi-yah! - Woah! Easy! Nev,
0:08:22 > 0:08:26it's me! You're having a Kung fu nightmare.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Groovy. - We've gotta get to the airport.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- We need to check everything first. - Agh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- It'll be harder if you lie on the suitcase.- No, no!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What have you done?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Juicy.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45- Juicy... Have you spilt juice on my clothes?- Yeah-yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I'm sure it's not that bad. Let's see.
0:08:48 > 0:08:55Oh! You've washed them, ironed them, folded them and put them away again?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Yeah-yeah!- Right,
0:08:56 > 0:09:02next time, could you NOT wash the whites and colours together?!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Oops, pinkie!- Never mind, something was bound to go wrong.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Could've been worse!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Yeah-yeah!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Ready to go, sir?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Nearly. Just double checking a few things.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Righty-ho.- Where's my list?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Clothes... Yes.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Nev... Check.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Sneeze... Check.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Tickets and passports, they're in the case... Oh, no!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Nev?- Hmm?- When you took the clothes out to wash,
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- you did take the passports and tickets out too, didn't you? - HE GULPS
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, no!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Never mind!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Let's go. Must get you dressed, sir.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03And you too...Bear. Hup, two, three, four!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Grrr!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08But we can't go anywhere!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Er... Ah! Yes, of course you can! Just cos you can't get on a plane,
0:10:12 > 0:10:16doesn't mean you can't have a holiday at the airport!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20They've got shops, a mini arcade. It's a great place to meet people!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Apparently.- I don't think so. Thank you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27B-b-but... Just...
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Haha! Hup, three, four, two! Haha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Arrrrgh!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I'll get you for this...Bear!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Sorry, Barney!- It's OK, mate. I know it was an accident.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I'd better get down to the travel agent.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01See if I can get a refund.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06So what do you think? Pink, or pink?
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- So, that holiday is off then, Nevvy? - Mmm.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh, I'm sure Barney doesn't blame you...
0:11:17 > 0:11:23even though it was kind of all your fault. And you ruined his holiday...
0:11:23 > 0:11:27the one he'd been looking forward to all year.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Feel icky.- Ahh! Never mind, little blue bunny!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Barney will just have to have his holiday at home.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38"Holiday at home... holiday at home...holiday at..."
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Haha! One of my favourites!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43DINGING
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Hang on a minute! I recognise that look on your face!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Either you've had a brilliant idea, or...
0:11:50 > 0:11:51NEV BURPS
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Ugh! Pah!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57DINGING Wait a sec!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01You HAVE got that look on your face! You HAVE had a brilliant idea!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I know, I know!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10All right, Nev. What do we need for this genius plan of yours?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Ta-da!- Oh, gotcha!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ha ha, say no more!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21A bowl and spoon.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26No, no, no, no! Look, Keith. Holiday!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Oh, OK. Don't tell me, I've got it!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Wackadoo! I'm on a roll! What's next?
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Ta-da!- Right...
0:12:48 > 0:12:49A book.
0:12:49 > 0:12:55No, no, no, no. Look, holiday.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Oh, Nev, I might need a clue on this one. I'm stumped.- OK.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05Watch. Do-do-doo, do-do-do, do-doo. Hello, duckie.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- SEAGULL POOS - Yuckie.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Er... Oh, gotcha!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20SEAGULL SQUAWKS
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Easy, peasy, lemon, squeezy! Are we organising a holiday, by any chance?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah-yeah!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Can I come this time, Nevvy? - Too right, bro!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Oh, bonza! Now, what's next?
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- Ta-da!- Ah, a gorilla.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ah-ha! MONKEY CHATTER
0:13:45 > 0:13:47You draw good gorillas, Nev!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Yeah, I'd like to cancel that order I made for the ice cream.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56Yeah. What do you mean, I can't?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00What do you mean, it's already left?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03What do you mean, you can't contact the man?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07What do you mean, why do I keep saying, "What do you mean?"
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh... Brilliant!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Hello? Who threw that there?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Hello!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Here I am!
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Oh, yes, there you are! Hello, Mr Cute Little Blue Bear.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I have a delivery of nine large boxes of ice cream.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Three Chiller Thriller Vanilla,
0:15:10 > 0:15:16three Choco Choc-Choc Chocorama, and three boxes of strawberry ice cream.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20They ran out of ideas for fancy names.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- It's to be delivered here.- No, no! - It's paid for and melting in my van.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Do you want it, or not?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32This ice cream must belong to Mr Angry Pants.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Or, he meant it as a present for us! Ha ha!
0:15:35 > 0:15:41- Yeah, I'd go with that!- Really? - I love ice cream!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Do you want the ice cream, or not? - Yeah-yeah! Yum!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Hello, Nev!
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- I thought you were on holiday? - No, no, no, no!- Long story, eh?!
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I've got a top priority delivery here from Costumes Are Us.
0:16:03 > 0:16:09- What do you want from them that urgently?- Surprise. Shh!- OK!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Come back here, you little yellow menace to society...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Oh, hello!
0:16:20 > 0:16:25Hello, Beatrice! I'd love to stay, but I've gotta go!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Nev, I came back when I got your message. What's up?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32GROWLING
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Banana...chasing...arrr!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'm gonna...I'm gonna catch it!
0:16:40 > 0:16:45But first, I'm gonna have a little nap.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- What on earth...?- Ho ho!
0:16:49 > 0:16:55You were right, Nev! Your banana plan worked a treat! Time for phase two?
0:16:55 > 0:17:01- Yeah-yeah!- Nev, what are you up to this time?- Mmm...hee hee!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05SNORING
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Good afternoon, sir.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Welcome to Nevdonia.- To where?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Nevdonia, sir. Just a few security checks before you enter.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Did you pack that bag yourself?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Um, yes.- Does it contain any nuts?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- No!- Fruit?- No.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Ham sandwich?- No!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Shame. I was feeling peckish.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49Never mind. In that case, welcome to your luxurious two week stay,
0:17:49 > 0:17:52in the tropical paradise that is... Nevdonia!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- CARIBBEAN MUSIC - Oh, wow!
0:18:03 > 0:18:10- Welcome to Nevdonia!- Nevdonia...wow! Nev, was this your idea?- Yeah-yeah!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Here is the national food of Nevdonia, the ice cream mountain.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Cool!- The events for today are,
0:18:17 > 0:18:22at 3pm, a sandcastle-building competition, first prize ice cream...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24DRUM ROLL
0:18:24 > 0:18:30At 5pm, a limbo dancing competition, first prize ice cream...
0:18:30 > 0:18:34At 7pm, an ice cream-eating competition, first prize...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Let me guess, ice cream?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- That's a lot of ice cream! - We've got plenty.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43This is amazing, we've got sand,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- we've got sea... - Quack, quack! Duckie!
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- ..duckies. We don't have sun, but... - Don't speak too soon! Nev?
0:18:53 > 0:18:58We got the sun lamp from Dodgy Dave at the market. It's a bit strong,
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- don't look directly at it.- It IS strong, my ice cream's melting.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06We should get some sun cream, too.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08OK!
0:19:10 > 0:19:11SHE LAUGHS
0:19:12 > 0:19:13SHE GASPS
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Nice shooting(!) - Yee-ha, partner!- Yeah-yeah!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Brilliant holiday! You've got a bit of sun block on you.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28- You don't have the safari. But there's no way...- Hold that thought!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Nev, I think he's waking up! - Groovy!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34ALARM
0:19:39 > 0:19:44- Now, Nev!- Aye, aye, Captain!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, wackadoo!
0:19:51 > 0:19:56Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your special safari treat!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57MONKEY CHATTER
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Only Nevdonia offers star attractions like this one,
0:20:01 > 0:20:06a performing gorilla and his banana. Watch him growl.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10He's actually a bit of an old Angry Pants.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11MONKEY CHATTER
0:20:11 > 0:20:17- Never seen anything like that! Nev, you've done a brilliant job!- I win!
0:20:17 > 0:20:22Thanks so much, everyone. This is gonna be the best holiday ever.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27- I'd like to propose a toast. To Nevdonia!- Nevdonia!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Nevdonia!- Nevdonia!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Oh, mate, what a brilliant day. - Yeah-yeah!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- I can't wait for day two, I'm gonna go snorkelling.- Tiptoperoo!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41You were brilliant at that limbo competition.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Helps that you're low to the ground!
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Yipadee-yeah! - One thing I'd change, Nev...
0:20:48 > 0:20:53I'll get some proper sun block. The stuff from Dodgy Dave is rubbish.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- I know. Anyway, night, mate.- Night!
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