0:00:22 > 0:00:26TV: 'Now, the base of your cake should be coming together nicely.'
0:00:26 > 0:00:29It's a bit runnier than yours, love!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32TV: 'And now it's time for the icing!'
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Nev, you're up!- Aye aye, captain!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Get a bowl for the icing. - Yeah-yeah!- Wicked.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Ta-dah!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Right. Well, I'm sure that'll do.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49TV: 'Your icing should be light and fluffy.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- BARNEY STRAINS - Uh-oh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- What did you put in the icing, Nev?- Er...
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Great. So we've got a cake like custard and icing like concrete.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:01:05 > 0:01:11TV: 'So you see, this really is such a fun and easy cake to make!'
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Where's the remote control? - Grr! Shut up!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Oh, no! - NEV GASPS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Uh-oh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, mate... Oh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's actually not bad.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Tasty!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30BUTTONS SQUELCH
0:01:30 > 0:01:32LOUD CRASH
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Aaargh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Zoom! Heh heh!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Aah! You ain't seen me! I'm not here!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Hello, Keith!- What have you done?- Er... Nothing!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- I'm innocent of what I'm about to be accused of!- About to?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh, got you!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Oh, sorry, Mr Barney, sir!- Angry Pants!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Yeah, hello, Mr Prank. Not sure if you've noticed,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- but you seem to have caught me in a net.- Eh? Oh, yes!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Sorry, I was chasing someone who was stealing my ice cream.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14They were in that bucket.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Not you, obviously! You're too tall.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19NEV GROWLS
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Hello, bear!- Before you start, it can't have been Nev.- Oh.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- No, no, no, no!- Nobody wishes he was innocent more than me!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30We've been baking. Look at the state of him.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33He got flour here when he rolled the cake.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37He's got sugar under his armpit, that's gone sticky.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39And look, this bit here...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I didn't know we had marzipan?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Yum yum!- Well, it was someone, sir, wasn't it?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And when I find out who it was, I'll tear them limb from limb!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52A-ha! Gotcha! Ooh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Oh, you certainly have!
0:02:56 > 0:03:01- You've caught me fair and square. - Eh?- Do with me what you will!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Hi, Postie. Mr Prank is chasing someone who stole his ice cream.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Ooh! It's probably that big rat I told you about!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Rat? What rat?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Oh, I've seen him a few times. Disgusting thing!
0:03:16 > 0:03:21He's got orangey-brown fur, and a nasty, horrible little face!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Hey!- Oi!- Aargh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I told you during that nice chat we had.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Chat?! You were shouting through the letterbox!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Well, you two obviously have a lot to talk about.- Yeah, we do!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37No, we don't!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44A rat, eh? I'm gonna catch him, and destroy him!
0:03:44 > 0:03:49This is one little furry creature I CAN stop messing with my life!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53HE CACKLES EVILLY
0:03:56 > 0:03:58KEVIN PANTS Phew!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Do you guys hear that? "Quick, quick! Get the horrible, nasty rat!"
0:04:02 > 0:04:04They think I'm a rat!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07THE MICE SQUEAK Yeah, the cheek of it!
0:04:07 > 0:04:13I'm not a rat! I'm a lovely, cuddly Koala from Australia!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15How dare they! A rat?! Oh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22TV BLARES, NEV GIGGLES
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- It's a shame that cake didn't work out, eh, Nev?- Too right, bro!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- At least we had fun trying.- Yeah-yeah!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- I love you, mate.- Love you, Barney.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Well, you won't mind taking a bath, then.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- NEV SCREAMS - No, no, no, no!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Oi, come here!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oof!
0:04:44 > 0:04:49- No, no! Barney!- Its just a bath, it'll take you two minutes!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- No way, Jose! - You scared?- Can't scare me!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Well, get in there. And wash behind your ears please.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- I know, I know!- Thank you. Well, that was easier than expected.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06NEV SINGS, HAIRDRYER BLOWS
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- I...- Finished!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- You're spotless, you're not even wet!- No problemo!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21How did you...? When did you...?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- SHUFFLING, MR PRANK MUTTERS - What's that?
0:05:26 > 0:05:33- Oh, yes! It's here! And a speedy delivery too!- Hello, Mr Prank.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- What's going on?- Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42I've just taken delivery of the solution to our rodent problem.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Really?- Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50The Robot Rat Catcher 5000!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- ROBOTIC VOICE:- I am the Robot Rat Catcher 5000!
0:05:56 > 0:06:01The finest rodent catching machine ever built! Rodents beware!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Rodents beware!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Targeting!- It's certainly impressive!- Oh, yes!
0:06:07 > 0:06:12If we have a rat problem, he'll sort it out immediately, I'm sure.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Can't scare me! - Rodents beware! Targeting!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21ALARM SOUNDS
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Target acquired! Target acquired!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Mr Prank, it seems to be after Nev.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's a sophisticated piece of machinery,
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- he wouldn't make such a mistake. - Exterminate small blue rodent!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Oh!- Nev, get inside, quick.- Oh!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Don't worry, Mr Barney, I'll take care of it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, see that you do, please.
0:06:42 > 0:06:48- Exterminate small blue rodent! - Now, listen.- Exterminate...- Listen!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I'd love you to, but you can't destroy the little blue nuisance.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Blue nuisance!- Not while Mr Barney's here.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Blue nuisance!- Yeah, hang on, hang on. Let's see how to...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Blue nuisance!- ..reprogram you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05WHIRRING Ahhhhh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13Oh, no! Robot...!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Nev, what do you make of that robot, quite scary, eh?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Barney, Barney! Scaredy pants! - Obviously, I wasn't scared.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25- NEV CHUCKLES - No, I'm far too manly and tough.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Exterminate small blue rodent!
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Oh, no!- Exterminate small blue rodent! Exterminate...!
0:07:34 > 0:07:40Sorry, Mr Barney, sir! I think you needed a new door anyway.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Must destroy blue rat!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45No way, Jose!
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Apologies, sir, he seems to be obsessed with young Neville!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Nev, leg it!- Run!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Oh, no... I think I've got it...!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- You have selected extermination with jokes!- Oh...!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Why did the naughty chicken cross the road twice?
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Because it was a no good double crosser!- That's an odd feature.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Why did the horse cross the road?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15It was the chicken's day off!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Eurgh! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Can't you turn him off? - I'm trying, sir!
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Target cornered! Maximum suction!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Did you press "off"?- Of course!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34How do you start a teddy bear race?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Ready, teddy, go-o-o-o-o...
0:08:37 > 0:08:43Oh! Oh, I see... THAT off button...!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Oh! Ohhh...!
0:08:48 > 0:08:54I see the...er...weather forecast said it's going to be sunny today?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00You are shut down, robot, until I can fix this bit!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'll tighten this socket for you...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Phew! I'm glad that crazy robot has been shut down!- Too right, bro!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Were you frightened?- Can't scare me!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Ha! See, Nev? We're made of tough stuff!- Yeah-yeah!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18We're creatures of the wild! Natural born survivors!
0:09:18 > 0:09:23We're the real kings of the jungle! I've got lightning-fast reactions,
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- the strength of an elephant, the speed of a cheetah!- Barney!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I've got the ears of a bat and I'm cuter than a rat!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I'm too alert, too smart, too...
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Nevvie! Wait for me! Oh, wackadoo!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Right, you two. I'm going to work for a couple of hours.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Now, listen, this is very important.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Are you listening? Stay away from Mr Prank and his crazy robot.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Angry Pants! Yeah-yeah!- Got yer!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- And don't go near his ice cream either.- No, no, no, no!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Keith?
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Er, yeah, got you, buddy-boy! - Promise?- Promise!- OK, I...
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- KEITH ROARS WITH LAUGHTER - I'll see you later, then.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Love you, Barney! - Love you too, mate, ta-ra.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Did he just say something? - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25KEITH ROARS WITH LAUGHTER AGAIN
0:10:25 > 0:10:33I'll get you now, Mr Rat! Let me see you try and get past that!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Cos it takes a rat to catch a rat!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ooh! I'm a little ratty! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
0:10:41 > 0:10:47Oh, look! Some nice man has left some ice cream out for me! Ooh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy! Ice cream in my tummy!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Ooh! That's all very lovely...!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Mr Barney, sir.- Mr Prank.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, Mr Barney,
0:11:02 > 0:11:06I'd just like to apologise for the misunderstanding earlier.
0:11:06 > 0:11:12Oh, when your psycho robot went on the rampage and destroyed my flat
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- and then tried to exterminate my best friend?- Y-Yes...yes.
0:11:17 > 0:11:23Sorry about that. I'm glad you understand, though, sir.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Anyway, I was just going out to buy you a door...and a vase.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- And a lamp.- Yes.- And what's robot rat-features still doing here?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Oh, he's fine now, I found the instructions.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38And...
0:11:38 > 0:11:45He's programmed to go after anyone who tries to steal the ice cream.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oh, I see. THAT'S INTERESTING, THAT!
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- You all right, sir?- Yeah. I just think it's very interesting
0:11:53 > 0:11:58that if anyone goes after the ice cream, the robot will chase them.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- Well, yeah, I suppose so.- Yeah, anybody. Myself, or anyone listening
0:12:03 > 0:12:07would be crazy, CRAZY to go after the ice cream. Wouldn't they?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Banged your head recently, sir, have you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I haven't, no. I must be off, cos I know you're busy too.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- Lots of work to do, replacing doors and everything.- Yeah.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Bye!
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Now, listen, you so-far useless piece of tin,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm going out to buy Mr Barney's new door,
0:12:30 > 0:12:35and when I come back, you better have caught my rat!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39PFFRRT!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43No, it couldn't have been, no...
0:12:55 > 0:13:00KEITH GASPS Oh, ice cream!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- NEV GASPS - Keith!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Keep away from the ice cream man!- I 100% agree!
0:13:18 > 0:13:23- Really?- Absolutely! I saw what that psycho robot did earlier!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- You'd have to be barmy to go near it!- Loopy!- Insane!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Who do we know like that?- Err...
0:13:31 > 0:13:35ALARM SOUNDS
0:13:35 > 0:13:39KEITH PANTS
0:13:39 > 0:13:45- Keith!- Oh...! We may have a little problemo!
0:13:45 > 0:13:51- Exterminate rats! Exterminate rats!- Ohh!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- Or a great big very scary robot problemo!- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Don't worry, Nev, I've got a plan. I'll hide and you distract him.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04I'm sure after a couple of hours he'll calm down.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Exterminate rats!- Hopefully!
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Look, I'm gonna go down under for a bit. It's not that I'm scared,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13it's just that I...I...I...
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- I need to feed me squealers, yeah.- Wait!- Exterminate rats!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Can't scare me!- Exterminate rats!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Ooh! Fwitened! Waah!
0:14:24 > 0:14:31Exterminate rats! Exterminate rats! Must destroy rats!
0:14:31 > 0:14:37Oh, wackadoo! You gotta do something to distract that crazy robot, Nevvie,
0:14:37 > 0:14:42or I'm in trouble big stylie! Ohh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:48Must destroy rat! Must destroy rat!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:51 > 0:14:55HIGH PITCHED MUMBLING
0:14:55 > 0:15:00LOW MUMBLING, FOLLOWED BY HIGH PITCHED MUMBLING
0:15:02 > 0:15:05This puppet show is terrible!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09It sucks! Sucks! Sucks!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13NEV WHIMPERS
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Gone!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Waah!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Aargh!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25KEITH WHIMPERS
0:15:25 > 0:15:28If I stay here, I'll be fine, I'll be OK.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32CRASH, KEITH SCREAMS
0:15:32 > 0:15:36But my buddy Nev might not be! Oh, I can't leave him up there alone...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Come on, Keith! Get it together, mate!
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Hang on, Nevvie! I'm coming!
0:15:47 > 0:15:54- Must destroy rat! Must destroy rat! - For the last time,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I'm not a rat, I'm a koala!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Must destroy Koala!- That's better!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Hide!- Eh? Waah!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Must destroy koala!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Must destroy koala!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Must destroy koala!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Roll up, roll up, one and all, and see
0:16:15 > 0:16:18a splendiferous spectacle of stupendous daring deeds,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21as the miraculously magnificent marvel of the spinning plates
0:16:21 > 0:16:25is performed by the great Nevvino!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# Da, da, da, da, da, da!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Da, da, da, da, doodle-oodle-ee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee... #
0:16:30 > 0:16:34KEITH CONTINUES TO SING
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Keep going, Nevvie!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45KEITH BEGINS SINGING AGAIN
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Rodents beware! Targeting!
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- ALARM SOUNDS - Must destroy rodent!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Exterminate rats!- Aargh! - Exterminate rats!- Aargh
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Exterminate rats!- Oh, wackadoo! I'm a koala! Oh...!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Exterminate rats!- Oh, crikey!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Exterminate rats! Exterminate rats!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Exterminate rats!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Exterminate rats! - Oh!- Exterminate rats!
0:17:26 > 0:17:32Exterminate rats! Exterminate rats!
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- Exterminate rats!- Mondo problemo!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43KEITH WHIMPERS
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Whoo!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Ooh! Ahhh...!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Oh!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Ouch! My foot!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Ouch! My foot!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Warning! Warning! Overload! Overload!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R...
0:18:18 > 0:18:24Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a robot and so are you!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26NEV LAUGHS
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Babble babble babble-e-e-e-e...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Hello!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Oh, you did it, Nev! You saved us!
0:18:36 > 0:18:42- Shabadia!- Were you scared? - Can't scare me!- Nah, me neither!
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- R-R-R-R-Ring-d-ding-dong! - BOTH: Aaargh!
0:19:00 > 0:19:05MR PRANK LAUGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh, yes! My trap has been sprung!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11The Robot Ratcatcher must have caught the rat!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15LOUD MUSIC PLAYS Robot! Robot, where are you?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- I'm in here!- Ohh...! I knew it!
0:19:18 > 0:19:24That little blue bear got involved, and now HE'S been trapped!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Robot?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Oi! Robot!- Call me Ronnie. - Never mind that!
0:19:35 > 0:19:41- Where's my rat?- There was no rat, it was all in your imagination.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46- What are you talking about?! - Chill out, Angry Pants!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Angry Pants?! My name is Andy Prank, and don't you forget it,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53you big bag of crazy nuts and bolts!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Grrr!- Oh!- This is all your fault, bear!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- What have you done to my lovely robot?- Pfffrrrt!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Achoo!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Why, you little... Ooh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10NEV LAUGHS Ooh! Oh...!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I'll get you for this, bear! Ooh!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir! Ooh!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Just another day for you, eh?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Too right, bro! Heh, heh!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33NEV YAWNS
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Looking forward to a peaceful night's sleep?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Yeah-yeah!- Saving Keith from being exterminated.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Aye aye, captain!- Well done, mate, he'd have been a goner.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Do you think he'll leave Mr Prank's ice cream alone?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- No, no, no, no!- More importantly, when's it gonna stop?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh, no, here's another one coming on!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58My dog has no nose. How does he smell?
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Terrible! What do you get if you cross a vampire
0:21:03 > 0:21:06with a snowman? Frostbite!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Ouch!