0:00:25 > 0:00:28Doo, doo, doo, doo...
0:00:28 > 0:00:33Right, now, it's nine-all, all right?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35First one to 11.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- No problemo!- OK.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48You sure these trick shots are allowed?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah-yeah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Oh...- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I nearly had that one as well!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Right, come on, then. It's match point to you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07DRUM ROLL
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Well, where did that go?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh! FINALLY you're here!
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- Oh! Nice to see you too, Mr Prank! - I've been waiting for that parcel.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- It's very urgent. - Let me brighten your day!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33There you go.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- PARP! - Ew, was that you?!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- No, it most certainly wasn't! - Well, it wasn't ME!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- It was the parcel. - Yeah, of course it is(!)
0:01:41 > 0:01:45It's Bouncer Boy's birthday today, this is his present.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- He's been waiting patiently.- Oh.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Look, nephew! It's arrived!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Your uncle DOES love you! PARP!
0:01:52 > 0:01:58It's the super-deluxe practical joke kit from Mr Wonky's joke shop!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Just like you asked for! - It better be!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- PARP! - Ew!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12What the...?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Hello?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, no!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I don't know how you do it, Nev, but you've beaten me again.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Groovy!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Again! Again, again, again!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Not right now, Nev, I've got to go to work, mate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48When I get back, we'll have a re-match.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Boring!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in! It's open!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59THEY SNIGGER
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Hello, Mr Angry Pants!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Hello, Mr Barney, sir! Looking well today!- Hello, Mr Prank.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I thought I'd bring the birthday boy round to see you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11All right, worms?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Happy birthday, Bouncer Boy.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Nappy burp-day, Bouncer Belly!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- BUZZ! - Ow!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Shocker! Good, innit?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Really funny(!) - He's full of tricks today!
0:03:25 > 0:03:30He got this practical joke kit as a present from his favourite uncle.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Me! Anyway, he thought he might play with Neville today,
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- just while you're at work. - No, no, no, no!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Oh, Nev normally would love to but today he's busy, aren't you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Reorganising his sock collection. - Socks!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49But it's my birthday!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I won't have anyone to play with on my birthday!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BANDIT MIAOWS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59OK, Bouncer Belly.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Yeah, you could organise your stuff tomorrow, couldn't you?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06That means, Bouncer Boy, you can stay and play.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10That's wonderful. Well, have fun, nephew, I'm going to head home
0:04:10 > 0:04:13and sort out your feast for later.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15BANDIT MIAOWS
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Thanks very much, Barney. Here...have a sweet.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, don't mind if I do.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Thank you. OK, Nev, you have a lovely day.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Blue.- You ARE blue. Well done, mate.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Love you, Barney. - Love you too, mate.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And Bouncer Boy...play nice!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, don't worry. We'll have a great time!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44I can't believe that LOSER ate Mr Wonky's smelly fart sweets!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Hi, Beatrice. - Hi, did you know your mouth's...?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- PARP! - Oh! I'm...sorry...
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- PARP! - Oh! Right!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well, I, erm...
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I...better be going. Yeah. Mm-hm.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- PARP! - Oh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09PARP!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10PARP!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13PARP-PARP-PARP!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20They're cool, aren't they? You can see for miles in 'em!
0:05:24 > 0:05:29I can't believe you fell for the black-eye binoculars trick!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35HE SCREAMS
0:05:38 > 0:05:40All right, joke's over.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42What d'you wanna do now, Bear?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Pong-ping!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Pong-ping!- Ah, table tennis.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Right, Bear...I'll serve.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Okeldey-dokeldey!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Ready or not...here it comes.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Agh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Agh! My finger!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12My finger's fallen...
0:06:12 > 0:06:13off!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16HE SCREAMS
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Got you again, with the old fake finger trick!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Can't scare me!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah, you SO fell for that!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31BANDIT GROWLS
0:06:34 > 0:06:37SCRITCH-SCRITCH!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38All right, Bear?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Itchy! - You're feeling a little...itchy?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Itchy!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Itchy, itchy! Itchy! - Itching powder!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Classic!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Itchy! Itchy!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56All right, look, I'm sorry.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No more tricks. I promise.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Here...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03..have a sweet.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04No-no-no-no-no!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Have a sweet!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Eat a sweet...now!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Can't make me!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15You... It's my birthday, you have to do what I say!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- No way, Jose!- Eat...a...sweet!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Argh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ouch! That wasn't funny!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Bear! Where are you, Bear?
0:07:27 > 0:07:32It's not fair! You're being mean to me on my birthday!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Uncle! Uncle!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh! Oh ! Ah!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- All better now, Nevvy?- More, more!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Will do! Oh, whackadoo! That Bouncer Boy's a real piece of work,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- covering you in itching powder like that!- I know, I know.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Still, least you managed to get rid of your black eyes.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- You looked like a panda! - Too right, bro!- How's that?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- OK! Love you, Keith! - No worries, buddy!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06So, what are you going to do next?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Get your own back on Bouncer Boy, I hope!- Fwightened...
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Don't worry! I'm an expert in the ancient art of practical joking.
0:08:15 > 0:08:21I'm a joke ninja. Hey! I could train you up! What do you say?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Hm...- Eh?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Do it, Nev! It's time Bouncer Boy got a taste
0:08:26 > 0:08:28of his own tricky medicine!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yeah! Teach Bouncer Boy a lesson!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Wait! You're Good Duck, I'm Bad!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'm itchy! That bully should pay!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Too right! Let the training begin!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41'So, d'you wanna begin training
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- 'in the sacred art of practical jokes?'- Yeah-yeah!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Very well, my young apprentice...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Let the training begin.
0:08:54 > 0:09:00- Do-o-o-o-o...- Do-ee-o-ee-o...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04GONG CRASHES
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Now. Watch closely, Nevvy.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Whackadoo!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Now you try, my little blue apprentice.- Yeah-yeah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Do-o-o-o...
0:09:27 > 0:09:3199...
0:09:31 > 0:09:34100...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36HE SCREAMS
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Ha-ha! Always be ready for surprises, Nevvy! Ha-ha!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43999...
0:09:43 > 0:09:4799...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Ha!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Good work, Nevvy!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Behind you!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What?
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Aggghhhh!- Surprise!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ah, well done, Nevvy!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Always be on the lookout for whoopee cushions!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18PARP!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20You beauty!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Now, focus, my little blue apprentice, focus!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Whoo-hoo!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Whoo-hoo! Whoopee!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Bonzer, mate!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Unc! Uncle! It's my birthday and Bandit and I
0:10:40 > 0:10:42demand that you let us in!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Can you hear me? - Calm down, Bouncer Boy, yes!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I can hear you! I'll be with you in a minute!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- < Uncle! - Just gotta ice your birthday cake.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Grrr! Uncle! Let us in NOW!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- All right!- Let us in!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Just take your time...
0:11:05 > 0:11:08What's the matter with this, then?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Uncle!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's not fair!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21The Bear's being horrible to me on MY birthday!
0:11:21 > 0:11:26I knew it'd have something to do with that blue...bear!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28BANDIT MIAOWS
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Do you mind terribly, Bandit?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Your training has been long and difficult,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42my little blue apprentice, but you have learnt well.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Come forward, Nev. Little blue bear and practical joke ninja.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Do-o-o-o-o...- Do-ee-oo-ee, dong-dee-dee,
0:11:54 > 0:11:55dong-ee-o, ee-o...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58MICE SQUEAK
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Oo-ya!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ya!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Ya! Nya! Ah...
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Here is my special case of practical jokes, Nev.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Use it wisely.- Groovy!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Now, go upstairs and show Bouncer Boy
0:12:15 > 0:12:17what a real practical joker looks like.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Aye-aye, captain!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22HE SNIFFS
0:12:22 > 0:12:24So proud.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE SNARLS
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Wargh!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Aieee!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Where is he? The little blue monster?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Come here, Bear!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Bear? There you are!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You little blue bully!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Hello, Mr Angry Pants. - Don't you "hello" me!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53How dare you be mean to poor Bouncer Boy on his birthday?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Can't blame me!
0:12:55 > 0:13:00Barney said you had to play with him, not be horrible to him!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Sorry, Bouncer Belly!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06You don't impress me, with your fancy pyjamas!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Now, are you gonna behave yourself and be nice to Bouncer Boy?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah-yeah!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16HE SNEEZES
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Then show me how.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Hm...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28HE TOOTS
0:13:29 > 0:13:35- Nappy burp-day, Bouncy Belly! - Cake! That's more like it!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39It certainly is! Well done, Bear!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42But I'll be watching you...
0:13:42 > 0:13:44HE SNEEZES
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Now, don't eat too much, Bouncer Boy.
0:13:47 > 0:13:53I've put a lot of effort into your PROPER birthday feast myself.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57BANDIT HISSES AND SPITS
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Easy, Bandit! There'll be plenty of cake for you later.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Party food, Bear, chop-chop! We're starving!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09No problemo!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11HE GIGGLES TO HIMSELF
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Gently now, Nevvy, take it easy.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Remember your training. Remember your training! Attaboy!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Lovely!- Go on!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25You beauty!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29And don't think you're getting any of this, Bear!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31All this food is for me and Bandit!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Aye-aye, captain!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Right. Some nuts first, I think.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Agghhh!
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Oh, ha-ha! Exploding joke nuts!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Trying to get your own back, are you, Bear?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Well, you didn't scare me!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Scaredy-pants!- I'm not!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Ha-ha! What a beauty, Nev!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Right, Bear, fun's over. Is this cake real?
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- Too right, bro.- Well, let's just see, then, shall we?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Eat that, Bear!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07No problemo!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Ow!- Yum-yum!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Must be OK...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Right! Out of the way, Bear!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Smile, please!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, a picture!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Say, "cake".
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Cake!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Ohhh!- Smile, please!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Come here!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Run!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45HE LAUGHS
0:15:45 > 0:15:50Oh, whackadoo! After this, Nev could teach ME a trick or two!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY - Na-na na-na-naa!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You're for it now, Bear!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh! Agh! Stop it, stop it!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06It's not fair!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Stop it! Jokes are only funny when I do them!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Not you, you little...
0:16:12 > 0:16:16HE GIBBERS AND WHINES
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Groovy!
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Uh-oh!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25No more bloonies!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I got you now, you little blue menace!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Oh! Fwightened!
0:16:35 > 0:16:40So you should be! I'm gonna let Bandit bite off your OTHER ear!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh! Oh!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Hm. Spider.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Spider? What spider? Like I'm gonna fall for that one!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54HE SCREAMS
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Unc! Nev's being mean to me!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Never mind that!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03- PARP! - Ugh!
0:17:05 > 0:17:10Those blue sweets you left in my flat, they're not normal, are they?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13No, uncle, they turn your mouth blue
0:17:13 > 0:17:16and you parp a bit.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20PARP! And what if you eat MORE than one?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Well...how many have you had?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Hold your hand out.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh... Oh, dear.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33PARP! Oh dear, oh dear.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.- You, sit down, I'll deal with you later.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39PARP!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42I need the bathroom. PARP! PARP!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, oh, oh!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47PARP!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mundo problemo!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Quiet, Bear! This is all your fault!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55PARP!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Oh!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Ha, ha, ha, a whoopee cushion! Very funny!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01BANDIT MIAOWS
0:18:01 > 0:18:04BANDIT WHISPERS
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Unc, don't use the loo!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I installed an exploding toilet...
0:18:07 > 0:18:08BOOM!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh! Oh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12..seat!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Oops!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21HE MUTTERS
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Uh-oh!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- <- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Wait till your mother hears!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- PARP! - Hello, Mr Prank, Bouncer Boy.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Mr Barney, sir...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- PARP! - What happened there?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Hey, Nev! You'll never guess what I just saw!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Barney!- G'day, Barney! You're just in time for the party!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Party! Party!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- What party?- Bouncer Belly.- Really? Well, I've just seen him leave.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Oh yeah. He can't come. He's in b-i-i-i-g trouble.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Too right, bro!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Old Angry Pants was actually throwing all his party food out.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15But we intercepted it!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Throwing away good food? What a waste.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Don't worry, we rescued every last crumb.- Yum-yum!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I don't suppose you'll tell me what actually happened?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27No-no-no-no!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I thought so. To birthdays!
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Oh! You two! Very funny!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41THEY LAUGH
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I can't believe you...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's all over my jeans!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Look at the state of them! Don't laugh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Well, that was certainly an eventful day, eh, Nev?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Aye-aye, captain.- Wasn't Bouncer Boy's feast fantastic?
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- Yeah-yeah!- I'm sure he'd have enjoyed it if he'd been there.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Strange, but I'm still a bit peckish.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I don't normally like eating in bed, but...just this once.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15No-no-no-no-no! Barney! Trick!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- What?- Trick! - They're just nuts, look.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Nearly there. Hang on a sec.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- What's the matter? You like nuts. - Never mind!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26There we go.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Ooh, lovely. Do you want one?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Oh, Barney! Nuts, please! - Ready? One, two, three...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Again!- Open wider.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Nearly! Here, have them.
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