Blinga Stinga

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22BUZZING

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Buzzy-buzzy!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Buzzy!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Buzzy-buzzy!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Buzzy, buzzy, buzzy...

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Shh!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- VASE SMASHES - Ah!- Oi!- Oops.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51Nev, careful! But have a look - what do you think of the posh threads?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Groovy!- Do you think so?

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Too right, bro!- Good, cos I'm taking Beatrice out tonight

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- to "Castle Posh and Becks"! - Buzzy-buzzy.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Brrr! Buzzy-buzzy, ahhh!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10I'll be her suave Prince Charming and Beatrice can be my Cinderella

0:01:10 > 0:01:14in a ball gown. Wow! Never been anywhere so posh before...

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Oh, Nev!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Oh-oh! - I've got to clean my suit now!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Buzz-buzz, Barney! - What do you mean, "Buzz-buzz?"

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- KNOCK AT DOOR - The only noise I can hear

0:01:27 > 0:01:29is someone breaking the door down.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Oh, hello, Postie. You look, er, different.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I have a secure delivery to make for Mr Barney Harwood.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Oh, thank you.- But before I make the secure delivery,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I need to run through a few checks with you, Barney.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Name?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49You just said my name!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Just answer the question.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's...Barney...Harwood.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Hmm.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Shoe size?- 20.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Eight!- 28?!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- No, my feet are size eight.- Mm-hm.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07What's the capital of Finland?

0:02:07 > 0:02:0928!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, Helsinki.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Hmm, very good! You...have got mail.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Good day, sir.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Wonder what it is.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Quick! - I'm coming, I'm coming!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Now, please.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Oh!- Oh!- Wow.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Blinga-ringa!- I know.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43"Dear Barney, your great-aunt Agatha wanted you to have this.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45"Love Uncle Rupert."

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Well, how are we going to look after such a precious ring?!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Socks.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58No, we need somewhere more secure than your sock drawer, mate!

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Didn't Mr Prank says he's got a safe for keeping his precious things?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- I know, I know! Big boiler. - It's in the boiler room!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I bet Crazy Keith can crack the safe.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Too right, bro!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14You and Crazy Keith go down to Mr Prank's safe and put that in it, OK?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I'll go to the dry cleaner's. Deal?

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Aye-aye, Captain!- This is a really precious piece of jewellery, OK?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's a ring fit for a princess. - Aye-aye, Captain!

0:03:25 > 0:03:26OK.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Sparkly!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32BUZZING

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Brrr! Buzzy-buzzy!

0:03:35 > 0:03:43Oh, yes, yes. The recipe is a very closely guarded family secret, yes.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Passed down from Prank to Prank.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51Yes! So, we'll see you this afternoon for the final tasting

0:03:51 > 0:03:55of the double-chewy-honey-gooey ice cream, sir? Yes!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57And you will have the...

0:03:57 > 0:04:03You will have the money ready if I give you the secret recipe later?

0:04:03 > 0:04:08Oh, good, good! OK, then, yes. Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Yes!- We're rich, Uncle!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12No, no - I'm rich!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18METALLIC CRANKING

0:04:18 > 0:04:20BUZZING

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Nev, will you stop buzzing?!- Not me!

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Oh! Crazy Keith, you've done it again! Ha, ha, ha!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33501! Same age as Angry Pants I bet!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Look 'ere!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38THEY BOTH GIGGLE

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Looky!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, wow!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Dude!- Ooh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Chocolates! They must be Angry Pants' special choccies.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- That's why they're in the safe. - Yum-yum!

0:04:53 > 0:04:58I think we should try them just to be sure they're OK. You hungry?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01THEY BOTH SLOBBER

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Maybe we should try another one, just to be on the safe side.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Yum-yum!- Safe side! Safe side, ha, ha! Ah, suit yourself.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16KNOCK AT DOOR

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, Angry Pants!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Quick! He might be on his way down here.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, blinga-ringa!

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- WHISPERS: 501. Quick, let's get out of here!- Run!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Oh, dear me. Not going to the ball, then?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Cinderella! Ha, ha, ha!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I can't afford much on what you pay me, Mr Prank.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Very soon, I have to tell Barney that I can't go to his ball

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- cos I can't afford a posh dress.- Oh.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57What a shame! Anyway, you haven't got any

0:05:57 > 0:06:00of my double-chewy-honey-gooey ice cream?

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- MY chewy-honey-gooey? I invented that recipe!- Oh, yes, yes.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- There's some in Barney's freezer. - Oh, good! Ooh, erm...

0:06:09 > 0:06:15Talking of recipes, you haven't got it written down anywhere, I suppose?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16No.

0:06:16 > 0:06:22It's just I really need it now... for my files, you know?

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Oh, whatever.- Neatest writing, all the right quantities. Take your time!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29BUZZING

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Buzzy-buzzy! Brrr! Buzzy-buzzy!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Hmm. Hmm.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Buzzy-buzzy.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Need splat! - And rest assured, Beatrice,

0:06:46 > 0:06:49your dripping tap is top of my "To Do" list.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Thank you, Mr Prank. - It's my pleasure.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01And thank YOU, Beatrice!

0:07:02 > 0:07:07With your recipe and the ice cream from Mr Barney's freezer,

0:07:07 > 0:07:13my deal with Mr Go-Go Ices this afternoon is in the bag!

0:07:13 > 0:07:18I'm gonna be ri-i-i-ch!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22And all thanks to double-chewy-honey-gooey ice cream.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23HE LAUGHS

0:07:24 > 0:07:27BUZZING

0:07:28 > 0:07:30That's funny, I...

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I can hear some buzzing!

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Now...it seems to be coming...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40from down here.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Buzzy-buzzy! Oh, buzzy-buzzy! Brrr.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Buzzy-buzzy!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Buzzy-buzzy! Brrr.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Ow!- Oh!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Ahhh!

0:07:59 > 0:08:03There's only one little creature that would dare to do that,

0:08:03 > 0:08:09and that's that little blue...bear that brings on my allergies.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20Come on then, blue bear! Let's get it on!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Bear?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Where are you, bear?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE CACKLES

0:08:34 > 0:08:36SLAPPING Ow!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hello, Mr Angry Pants! Run!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Come here...bear!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44NEV WHIMPERS

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Got you now...bear!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Oh!- Can't catch me!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Here I am.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- Oh. Where are you, bear? BEATRICE:- Barney? Hello?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Mr Prank? What are you doing?

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Oh, me? Oh, er...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well...

0:09:19 > 0:09:26I was... Ah, yes. I was just checking the ice-cream mixing...spoons.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, yes, they're fine. Seem to be fine.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35And of course, yes, the double-chewy-honey-gooey ice cream.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Check! All good to go.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Love you, Beetroot.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, Nev...

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- I can't go to the ball with Barney tonight.- Why?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Cos I can't afford anything posh enough to wear.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.- Barney will be there in his best suit,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07all the girls will be there in their beautiful dresses

0:10:07 > 0:10:10and posh necklaces and diamond rings...

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Oh! Blinga-ringa!- Yeah.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's right, Nev.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Nev?

0:10:18 > 0:10:23Oh, five...zero...one.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Oh, yes, a safe is the safest place

0:10:28 > 0:10:33to keep Beatrice's chewy-gooey ice cream recipe.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36And it's gonna make me...

0:10:36 > 0:10:39a fortune!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Oh-oh!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Oh, I think I'll have myself one of these special chocolates

0:10:47 > 0:10:54as a celebratory "treatette" while I, er...close the safe.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Ah!

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Can't catch me!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Bear!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh, bear!

0:11:18 > 0:11:25He better not have touched my caramel surprise.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28One...two...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Three...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32BUZZING

0:11:33 > 0:11:37There you are! Nev, have you heard that buzzing noise?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh, wow!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Blinga-ringa for Beetroot.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44SHE LAUGHS

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Sparkly.- Wow!

0:11:47 > 0:11:53Oh, it's a stunning ring. It's very posh.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Posh enough to wear to a ball!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Princess Beetroot!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59SHE CHUCKLES

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Oh, it must be worth a fortune. What if I lose it? You better...

0:12:04 > 0:12:07put it back where you found it. Nev?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Oh-oh!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I can't get it off, Nev. Help me!- OK!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Three...two...one...

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Pull!

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Oh, we need to find something slippery to get the ring off -

0:12:23 > 0:12:24toothpaste!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I know, I know - ice cream!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yum-yum!

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Hey, go on, get off! Off, off, off, off, off, off....

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Only Mr Go-Go Ices gets to sit in the ice cream-tasting throne.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Sorry, Uncle Andy. - When Mr Go-Go Ices arrives,

0:12:45 > 0:12:49you, my personal assistant, meet him outside,

0:12:49 > 0:12:52bring him in here, where I'll be waiting with the ice cream.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55What's in it for us, then?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Eh? Oh, er, double-chewy-honey-gooey ice cream

0:12:59 > 0:13:02every day...for a month!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Make it a year and you got yourself a deal, hey, Bandit?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Oh... Get off! Get off, get off!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17All right. You drive a hard bargain, nephew!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Just like your uncle.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26You meet him outside and I'll get the ice creams from Barney's freezer.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Double-chewy-honey-gooey...

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Gone?!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Where's my ice cream...bear?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44It won't come off!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47No-o-o-o-o!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yum-yum!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Mine! Must freeze!- No!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I need it!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55No, it's mine!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59SCREAMING

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Nev?- Crazy Keith, help!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Strewth, it's Barney's sparkler!

0:14:09 > 0:14:14Hey, where you going? Come back! Come to Keithy!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Dancin' dingoes, what's that buzzing? Oh, oh, oh!

0:14:17 > 0:14:23Stinging bees! Ow! Oh, ow! Ah, ooh! Mind my body. Nevvy!

0:14:24 > 0:14:29Hurry up, Beatrice. Mr Go-Go Ices will be here any minute!

0:14:29 > 0:14:35So that's why you needed my recipe? You need it for a deal with him!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- It's nothing like that. - Don't you?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Well, yes. Yes, I do, yes.- OK!

0:14:40 > 0:14:46Double my wages and the recipe is yours, and I'll make you more now.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48KNOCK AT DOOR In your dreams!

0:14:48 > 0:14:55- What is it?- Uncle, Uncle Mr Go-Go Ices is here!- Huh?!

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- He's got the money, but he wants to taste the ice cream now!- Oh!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03OK, you got your double wages deal. Go, go, go!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Yes, Beatrice, you shall go to the ball.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11Right, OK. You go and entertain Mr Go-Go Ices in my flat.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I've got some ice cream to make.- Mr Prank?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Do you think you settle for just double-chewy-gooey?

0:15:17 > 0:15:22- Of course I can't! What's wrong with the honey?- There isn't any.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh...brilliant!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Oh, well. No ice cream, no double wages for you.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33But Mr Prank...!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I blame that bear. I'm sure it's behind this.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Where are you...

0:15:38 > 0:15:39bear?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43BUZZING

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Sparkly?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Freeze, Nevvo! Look. Up there.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Above the ring. It's full of honey bees.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56That's where all this buzzing has been coming from.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Steady as you go, Nev! I've already been stung -

0:16:00 > 0:16:04once on my nose and twice on my bottom! Ooh!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Ouch.- Yeah. - Blinga-ringa. Buzz-buzz!

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Be careful.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- CAT PURRS - Excuse me, Mr Go-Go Ices,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Your Highness, Sir,

0:16:17 > 0:16:22I'm just gonna go see where Uncle Prank is. OK?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30CAT GROWLS

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- What?!- Can't keep him entertained much longer, Uncle.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Where's the ice cream?- I'm working on it. Now get back in there!

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Go on!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48BUZZING

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Now, then...

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Honey. There must be some honey somewhere.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Oh! Well found.- Love you!

0:17:02 > 0:17:07- You better put that somewhere safe now.- Smile, Beetroot, please.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I don't feel like smiling today, Nev.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Angry Pants was gonna pay me double wages for more

0:17:12 > 0:17:15double-chewy-honey-gooey. But there's no honey...

0:17:15 > 0:17:20which means no ice cream, which means no wages for a dress.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Buzz-buzz. Honey!

0:17:25 > 0:17:29That's right, Nev. Bees make honey. Beatrice WILL go to the ball!

0:17:29 > 0:17:33I got stung by a bee once. Didn't know whether to laugh or quack!

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Watch out, Nev!- Yeah, be careful, Nev. You've got to save the day!

0:17:38 > 0:17:44- Yeah, so what are you waiting for? - Quack-quack. Honey!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Excuse me!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Honey!- Huh?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Easy-peasy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02What?! You know where there's some honey...bear?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Too right, bro!

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Well, why didn't you mention it earlier, you little...!- Looky!

0:18:10 > 0:18:17Oh, I see. So you're gonna lead me to the money...I mean, honey.

0:18:17 > 0:18:24Well, I've always liked you...Nev. You've always been my favourite bear.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Let's, as you say, looky!

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Beetroot, now, please.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Triple wages, wasn't it, Mr Prank?- Hey?!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37What you...and the bear?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45HE SCREAMS I'll soon have that

0:18:45 > 0:18:51double-chewy-honey-gooey, double-chewy-honey-gooey...

0:18:51 > 0:18:56- BUZZING - Run!- ..honey-gooey...! Ow, ow, ow!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Run!- Hey, hello, Nev!- Ah!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Buzz-buzz, Barney! - SCREAMING

0:19:06 > 0:19:08SCREAMING AND BUZZING

0:19:13 > 0:19:14HE LAUGHS

0:19:17 > 0:19:20SHE GIGGLES

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Oh, what a day, Nev! But at least I got my ball gown, though.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29And Angry Pants definitely got his honey.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Oh, wow! Beatrice, you look fantastic!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I've got just the thing to go with that dress.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Nev, is that ring still in the safe? - No, ice cream.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44No! Not the ice cream!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47CHOKING

0:19:48 > 0:19:50He's swallowed something.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh-oh!

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Just stand back. I know exactly what to do.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Princess Beetroot!

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Oh, Mr Go-Go, don't go! What about the money?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Don't go-go, Mr Go-Go!

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Perfect. So...shall we go to the ball, princess?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Tip-top-a-roo!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Mate, the music was fantastic. And Beatrice? She was stunning!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28That ring looked so perfect on her.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33- Just as well - she couldn't get it off her finger!- Never mind.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Na-night, mate. - Nighty-night, Barney,

0:20:38 > 0:20:40BUZZING

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Nev!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- What are you doing? - Buzz-buzz, Barney!

0:20:48 > 0:20:52- What...? Where's the buzz-buzz? - Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz...

0:20:52 > 0:20:55All right, fellas? How do you like the bee costume?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Tip-top-a-roo!

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Ha, ha! Now, where's the honey?

0:21:00 > 0:21:05Erm, well, there's the toast and there's the honey. Now buzz off!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Buzz off!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Are you in the SWAT team? SWAT team!

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