0:00:20 > 0:00:22BELL RINGS
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- Are you liking the new- FARP-FARP- Ice Creams?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Too right, bro!- Good.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30But don't tell Beatrice and Prank
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- you like- FARP-FARP- Ice Creams more than Mr Prank's.- Yum-yum!
0:00:35 > 0:00:40- Nev, duck! Quick! Hide the- FARP-FARP!- Hide it!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Yuckie-duckie!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Listen, Beatrice. According to my figures,
0:00:49 > 0:00:54we've only sold two cones and one tub of strawberry ripple all week.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58And no orders on my ice-cream hotline for a month!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's those Farp-Farp Ices. They're taking over.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Well, the good news is that having so much free time has meant
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I've come up with some new recipes,
0:01:08 > 0:01:13including my new and original mango and marmalade flavour.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16This will get people buying Prank's.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20It had better, or you'll be looking for a new job.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- RADIO:- 'Farp-Farp Ices are proud to announce
0:01:23 > 0:01:27'a new addition to our premier range -
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'marmalade and mango ice cream!'
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Marmalade?- And mango?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36'Farp-Farp Ices are the best!'
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, that's it, Beatrice. You're fired.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42You can't do that! Not when I...
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Ah! I've thought of a way to get your ice cream business back on top.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- How?- By making a Prank's Ices advert all of our own.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Mmm!- Tell you what - you've got to love the Farp-Farp, mate.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Marmalade and mango is my new favourite flavour.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I love Farp-Farp Ices.- Groovy!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Aa-aa-tchoo!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12MR PRANK GROWLS
0:02:13 > 0:02:19Oh. I see you're eating Farp-Farp Ices. So, Mr Barney,
0:02:19 > 0:02:26that's why the bear hasn't pestered me for ice cream the past few weeks.
0:02:26 > 0:02:32- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- Oh, Mr Angry Pants... Andy Prank. Beatrice, hi.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Sorry. I can explain.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Forget it. We need your help to do a TV advert.- What are you selling?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- You?- Grrr!- But...- No "buts"!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48We make a TV advert for Prank's Ices by this evening,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51or Beatrice will be looking for a job tomorrow.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Heh-heh-heh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Good day.- Mmm. Yum-yum!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Ouch!- Hold still.- Barney!
0:03:01 > 0:03:07- For the record, Farp-Farp Ices clearly stick like glue.- Yum-yum!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12I've been thinking. You know how Nev loves ice cream more than anything?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Mm-hm.- He should direct the advert.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Action! Action!- More action? Certainly.- Ow!
0:03:18 > 0:03:24- Barney!- How's that?- The word you're looking for is "cut", Nev.- Cut! Cut!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Why didn't you say so? - Dear, oh, dear!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32As director, you have to say "cut" and "action" in the right places.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Are you OK to operate the camera, Beatrice?- Sure.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- We'll make a great team, won't we, Nev?- Too right, bro!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Did I hear you're making a TV advert? What do I do?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Keith, what do you do? Well, you could be...editor.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh! Perfect! I've always wanted to be one of them.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55What do they do?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00You stick the pictures together so the advert looks great.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- I get the picture, mate. - Very funny(!)
0:04:03 > 0:04:07We need a jingle. Every good advert has a jingle.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- # Do-do-do, do-do-do. # - Just like that.- OK, let's do it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16OK, are we ready, recording guys?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18One, two, three, four.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21THEY PLAY A JAUNTY TUNE
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Cut!- No, Nev. You say "action".
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Oh.- Let's try that again. One, two, three, four.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Action!- Thank you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Mr Prank the ice-cream man Drives his ice-cream van
0:04:33 > 0:04:36# We see him here, see him there So be prepared to shout... #
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Angry Pants! - # Andy Prank, the ice-cream man... #
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Angry Pants! - # The bestest, favouritest
0:04:43 > 0:04:46# Ice-cream man in town. #
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Prank's Ices make you smile.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- MUSIC DRAWS TO A CLOSE - Yum-yum!- Big finish.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What do you reckon, Bea? Oh, quick.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Oh. Cut!- Brilliant. We just need the rest of the ad to be as good.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I've got to have the ad at the TV studios by 7pm. Will it be ready?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Trust us, Barney. We're a top TV team.- Aye-aye, captain.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Prank's Ice Cream advert, scene one, take one.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Take one? Oh. Don't mind if I do.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Cut!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- No, Nev, it's "action". - Oops. Action!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Welcome...
0:05:35 > 0:05:39to the wonderful world of Prank's.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42My name is Prank -
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Andrew Prank -
0:05:45 > 0:05:48the ice-cream man.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Introducing the one and...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ah-hem!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Introducing the...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Intro...- Cut!- Oh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Yes, yes, cut. Mr Ice Cream Head is having problems with his cone.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- You'll just have to wait.- Action!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16No, it's "cut" when you... Mr Ice Cream who?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Eh? Oh. Ah-ha! Mr Ice Cream Head.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22He's one of my costume characters.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Farp-Farp Ices don't have those.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Now, then,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30allow me to introduce Mr...
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- ..Ice Cream Head! - Can't scare me!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Prank's Ices are better than the rest.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Aaaagh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Calm down! There's nothing to be scared of.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Look. >
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Phew! It isn't half hot in there.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Aaaagh!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Meeow!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Aaaaagh... - THUD!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01It's gonna be a long day.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Can't scare me!- Good.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- What do directors say when they want filming to start?- Action!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Perfect. And when they want to stop?- Action!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- No. "Action" means start.- Action.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20"Cut" means stop. OK?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Cut!- Great!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Take your positions for scene two.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Nev, let's go.- Sorry, Beetroot.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Er...action!
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Ah! Well, Mr Ice Cream Head, why don't you come into the kitchen
0:07:41 > 0:07:45and tell us what delicious Prank's Ice Creams you're making today.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Cut!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51CLATTER!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Action!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54CRASH!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- You...- Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Action!
0:08:04 > 0:08:10Ah. This is the kitchen where all the Prank's Ice Cream magic happens.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Ready, Mr Ice Cream Head? HE YAWNS
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Mr Ice Cream Head makes all the delicious ice creams.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Take it...away.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27MACHINE WHIRRS
0:08:27 > 0:08:29MACHINE OFF Oh...!
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Who...took the lid... off the juicer?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Atchoo!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Cut. - HE SMACKS HIS LIPS
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Bah!- Er...oh.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Bouncer Boy...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Bandit.- Meeeow!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Fetch! Ha!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Aaagh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Action!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- So...- Aaagh!- ..remember, viewers,
0:09:10 > 0:09:14it doesn't matter what time of day or night -
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- there's always time...- Aaagh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20..for a Prank. Heh-heh-heh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Aagh! Cut!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Here's the tape, Keith. Hopefully we've got something good.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- If it's there, I'll find it. - Nev will be down later to see it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- I'll get cracking.- I'd better get back to my day job.- See you.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47What do you think of the ad, Nev?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- # ..Favouritest ice-cream man... # - Pants!- Exactly, cobber.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57The jingle's good, but the rest is missing. What were you doing, Nevvy?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Action! Cut! Cut! Action! Cut!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oh, I thought so! You said "cut" when you should've said "action"
0:10:05 > 0:10:08and "action" when you should've said "cut".
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Old Angry Pants' advert stinks worse than a dingo's doo-doo.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17But...Beetroot.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Neither of us wants her to lose her job. But things ain't looking good.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, help!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28If you're going to help Beatrice, film another advert.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34- Or she's for the chop.- Do it for Beatrice, Nev. Action!- Yeah. Yeah.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Again! Again! Again!
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- What? You wanna film the advert all over again?- Now, please.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh, OK. But we'll have to film it in secret.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Angry Pants mustn't know we messed it up.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Yeah-yeah!- Hey! We could be like secret spy reporters.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh! Secret.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Yeah. We'll hide our camera and film the ad like a reality TV show.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Oh, groovy!- Exciting.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Shh!- Shh!- Secret.- Shh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Now, remember, I'll only start filming when you say the word.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13So what is it?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Action.- Yeah, correct, but shh! Not so loud.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- (Action.)- Perfect!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Here we go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25That's very good, Beatrice.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Now, you do the washing up and I'll have a spot of late lunch.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Hungry.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51HE SNIFFS
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Hungry pants!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Atchoo!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yucky.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Oh... Oh... There we are, Beatrice.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15All ready for the freezer.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Thanks for helping, Mr Prank. - My pleasure.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Cut!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23This certainly is reality TV, Nevvy.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Shh! Here we go again, Nevvy.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32(Action.)
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Oh! These ice cream scoops are a pain.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Use them once and they need cleaning again.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Bandit, make yourself useful and lick that clean for me, will you?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Urgh! Gross!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Pure icky.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ooh, customer, three o'clock.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57OK, well done, Bandit. More spoons for you to lick clean later.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Go and get yourself ready, Mr Ice Cream Head, for your big entrance.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06MR PRANK LAUGHS
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Hello, little boy.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Argh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12SHE SCREAMS LOUDLY
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What did I do wrong? Nothing, dear nephew.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Remember the motto by which generations of Pranks have lived.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26The customer is always...wrong.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Easy-peasy. I think we've filmed enough. Do you agree?- Yeah-yeah.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Let's go to my flat.- RUN!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41VIDEO TAPE WHIRRS
0:13:41 > 0:13:44What an advert!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Finish, quick.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I just need one more shot of you, Nevvy, and I'm done.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51OK, Keith.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55As you are Prank's Ices' number one fan, I want to finish the ad
0:13:55 > 0:13:58with a shot of you doing a taste test.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Take a lick from the tub and tell the camera
0:14:01 > 0:14:04what you think of Prank's Ice Cream. OK?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Too right, bro.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08And...action!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Er...Nev, mate? Save some for me!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Mmm, yum-yum.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Er...Nevvy! That's enough!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Nev! Just tell me what you think of the ice cream!
0:14:23 > 0:14:24HE BURPS
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Yum-yum!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27And...cut.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Perfect. That's a wrap.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31KNOCK AT DOOR
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Unit one to base control. Have arrived at destination. Over.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37"OK, Postie."
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh, and just in the nick of time.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Postie's here to collect the tape.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Hi.- Hello. I've come to pick up a parcel for the TV studios.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Parcel? You must mean the advert. Nev should be bringing it up now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Oh! Thank you.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00- Now, please.- OK.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Ah, Postie! Is that the tape of my advert?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Your advert?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Yes. It's the future of Prank's Ices. Get it to the TV studio quick.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Don't you worry. I shall keep it safe, right here, next to my heart.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- And I shall run all the way. - Oh, right.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You both look very posh. Are you off somewhere nice?
0:15:22 > 0:15:28Oh, yes. I've decided to celebrate the success my advert will bring
0:15:28 > 0:15:32by taking my nephew and Bandit out for a slap-up supper.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33You'll miss the ad.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36No, we'll be back in time. Seven o'clock.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40And it better be good, Beatrice.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Bear.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45HE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Atchoo!
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Oh, and by the way, I've decided to take Mr Ice Cream Head out on the van
0:15:53 > 0:15:56instead of you from now on, Beatrice.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- He's such a smash hit with the customers.- Oh!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Byezie bye.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Meeow.- Typical.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Bbbrrrrrrrr.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17I wonder where Mr Prank is. I'd hate him to miss the advert.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- DOOR SLAMS - Gotta hide!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21We're back!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Pizzas all round.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Gotta celebrate now that the business is on the up and up and up and up.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Thanks, Mr Prank.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Hey, the ad break's on!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Wackadoo!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Quiet!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39'# Mr Prank, the ice cream man In his jolly van
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- '# They see him here and there... # - Welcome.'
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Look, it's me!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm a TV star.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- It's all started very well, Mr... - Shh!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- '# Be prepared to shout... # - Angry pants!'
0:16:52 > 0:16:58What's that bear doing in MY advert?!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Uh-oh.- Shh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- KEITH:- 'If you love ice cream, you'll love a Prank.'
0:17:03 > 0:17:05He's right, you know, you will.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Wait a minute. Why's he talking Australian?
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Shh!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Shh!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Shh!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16'Prank's Ices are made to high standards.'
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Who...filmed...that?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY Atchoo!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Shh!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28'At Prank's Ices, we love ice cream as much as you.'
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Pure icky.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35'Especially Mr Ice Cream Head, who's there to make our customers happy.'
0:17:35 > 0:17:38That's me! I'm Mr Ice Cream Head.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'# Andy Prank, the ice cream man... #
0:17:41 > 0:17:42'Angry pants!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45'Prank's Ices. They put a smile on your face.'
0:17:45 > 0:17:47NEV BURPS
0:17:47 > 0:17:48'Yum-yum!'
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Uh-oh!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55That was just brilliant!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Loved that advert. Beatrice, Nev, that was cool.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01That was mainly Nev's work.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Yeah-yeah!- Hey, and me, too!
0:18:04 > 0:18:09And as far as adverts go, it's very...
0:18:09 > 0:18:11different, Nev.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Don't you think, Mr Prank?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Are you OK, Mr Prank?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19A... Ah...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Atchoo!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Bear! Come here!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Argh!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35Do you mind if I chase your bear around, Mr Barney, sir?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Wouldn't you rather get your phone?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- No!- I'll get it, shall I?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Hello, Mr Prank's Ices.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh, thank you very much. We liked it, too.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51How many?!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54You want to order 19 cases of vanilla ice cream...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and 16 strawb...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I'll take that now. Thank you very much.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Hello?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Hello, yes. Yes, this is Mr Prank.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Oh, yes, the guy off the television.
0:19:06 > 0:19:12Yes. The funniest ad you've ever seen? Thank you, we aim to please.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Argh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Goodbye, thank you very much.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Hello?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh, you'd like to order 19 tubs of strawberry what?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Yes, and you thought the blue bear was cute
0:19:27 > 0:19:30and I should replace Ice Cream Head with him?
0:19:30 > 0:19:35Well, OK. We'll give it some thought.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Thank you very much. Goodbye.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- What about the bear?- What about him? We have work to do. Come on.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Phewee!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47And Beatrice, make sure you're in work early tomorrow.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50PHONE RINGS Hello? Yes, hang on.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52It's going to be a busy old day.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Will do.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yes. 19? OK.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Hey, job done, Beatrice.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02BOTH: Tip-top-eroo!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Shall we?- Shall.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20MUSIC STARTS
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# Mr Prank, the ice cream man In his ice cream van
0:20:23 > 0:20:27# We see him here and there so be prepared to shout...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# Angry pants!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- # Andy Prank, the ice cream man - Angry pants!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37# Andy Prank, the bestest, favouritest ice cream man
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# Ooooohhhhh!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42# Angry pants! #
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Nice song, mate. High five.- Groovy!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Angry pants!