Marathon Nev

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24Oh, I tell you something, Nev,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I'm gonna be in great shape for this fun run today.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33- NEV SLURPS - Nev!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36BURP!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- LAUGHTER FROM TV - Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Nev, how many jam sandwiches have you eaten today?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I dunno.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- TURNS TV OFF - Oh!

0:00:49 > 0:00:54You should be treating your body like a temple, not a rubbish tip!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59- You're supposed to be doing this fun run with me today.- No way, Jose!

0:00:59 > 0:01:04I know you wouldn't finish it, but you've got to do more exercise

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- and eat less jam.- Oh, Jam! Jam, please! Jam, jam, jam!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12I'm not talking about this now, cos I've got to get ready...

0:01:12 > 0:01:15for my fun run.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- TURNS TV ON - Ha-ha! Yum-yum!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Ha-ha!

0:01:23 > 0:01:28It's empty. Come back in ten minutes. Well, go on! Hop it!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31HE BLOWS RASPBERRY Oh...kids!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Oh! Why-oh-why did I allow Beatrice to go on holiday

0:01:35 > 0:01:38without making me extra ice cream?

0:01:38 > 0:01:43Bouncer Boy isn't exactly running the speediest ice cream production line.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46KAZOO MUSIC

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Morning! Lovely morning!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Wait a minute! What's that monkey doing on my patch?

0:01:54 > 0:01:59That's one of Mr Go-Go Ice's monkeys.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Oi, monkey! MONKEY RINGS BELL

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Move on somewhere else! I sell ice cream on this street.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12MONKEY CHATTERS At least, I would sell any ice cream,

0:02:12 > 0:02:16if I had any ice cream to sell. Where's that Bouncer Boy?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Here you go, Uncle. Ice cream!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Is this it?!- Yeah. - It's taken you two hours

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- to make one measly tub of ice cream? - Miaow!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Excuse me if your ice cream maker's broken!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32We had to make that by hand, didn't we, Bandit?

0:02:32 > 0:02:38- Well, I need ice cream and I need it fast!- Grrr!- Grrr!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Mm! Yum-yum!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oi-oi! Easy on the jam, thank you!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Mine!- Mine now! See you later.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Love you, Barney. - Love you, too, mate.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yum-yum!

0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Hello, Mr Prank. What have you got there?- Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12It's my ice cream-making machine. Well, it was. It's conked out.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16I dunno how I'm gonna power it to get more ice cream made up.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh. If you do get it fixed, do me a favour,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- don't give Nev any more ice cream. - Oh! Be my pleasure!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26While I'm thinking about it, do you know any fitness trainers?

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- Nev could do with getting into shape.- Fitness trainers?- Yeah.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Oh...

0:03:35 > 0:03:38NEV PANTS

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Faster, bear! I've got customers waiting! Ha-ha!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh, dear! Oh! Oh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Faster, I say! Faster, bear! - Mr Prank?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Ha-ha!- Mr Prank, are you OK?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah. Sorry! Yes, if I think of any fitness trainers,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'll let you know straightaway, sir.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Hey, good luck with the machine. - Oh, I'll think of something.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- All right. See you later, then. - Bye-bye!

0:04:13 > 0:04:18Oh, fitness trainer, eh? Oh, you're good, Andy Prank!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Ha-ha! - KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Aaargh! Angry Pants!

0:04:30 > 0:04:35Oh, look! The Quickstep 5,000!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37We'll be using this baby later, bear!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- No, no, no!- Oh, yeah, yeah, yes!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm here because I want...

0:04:44 > 0:04:49I mean, Mr Barney wants a fit and healthy bear.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52And that's what Mr Barney's going to get -

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- whatever it takes!- Oh, frightened.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- So, it's goodbye, sandwiches.- Oh!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Goodbye, cakes!- Oh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- And goodbye, crisps!- Ow!

0:05:07 > 0:05:12And hello... healthy green salad-y stuff.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Yucky!

0:05:14 > 0:05:18And that is just the tip of the iceberg!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Ha-ha! Tip of the iceberg...!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Anyway, bear, it's time...

0:05:24 > 0:05:29for your first work-out. BEEP!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:42- Ha-ha!- Oh, no, you don't!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Run! - MR PRANK BLOWS WHISTLE

0:05:53 > 0:05:56NEV GASPS

0:05:56 > 0:05:59KAZOO MUSIC

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Hello, monkey. - BEAR MAKES MONKEY NOISES

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Where are you...bear?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14What?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Oh, thanks. Now push off, monkey!

0:06:19 > 0:06:25- Argh! Where are you, bear? - Ah! Phew-ee!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Love you, monkey! - BEAR MAKES MONKEY NOISES

0:06:28 > 0:06:31That one.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Wait! That one.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38MR PRANK BLOWS WHISTLE Don't you dare, bear.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Aaargh! Angry Pants!

0:06:42 > 0:06:48TYRES SCREECH I thought I told you to push off!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Ah! Ah! Coming to get me!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Aaaah!

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Run! Help! Aaaah!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Not a bad start. A good chase...

0:07:01 > 0:07:05is an excellent form of exercise, bear.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Bear?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Ha-ha! Now I've got you, bear!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Remember, bear, this exercise isn't for your own good -

0:07:19 > 0:07:22it's for mine. I mean... for Mr Barney's.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Ah! MR PRANKS CACKLES

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Here I am.- Here you are, indeed!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Right, what's next? Oh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Right...let's go bouncing, bear.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53OK, blue bear. Bounce, bounce, bounce.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- My, Mr Prank, em... what are you doing?- Hello, Postie!

0:07:59 > 0:08:04I'm putting the blue bear through his trampoline paces.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06THUD!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- I'm...his fitness trainer. - Can't train me!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Run! - That bear's given me the slip again.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Where are you?- Oh. Hungry.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28KLAXON WAILS

0:08:30 > 0:08:34You can try all you like...bear.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- But the fridge door is triple-locked.- Oh!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Help!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- THUD! - Ouch!- Oh, yes, and, eh...

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- all the cupboard doors are locked down too.- Hungry!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hungry.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Nothing!- Oh, yes... THUD!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Sorry. The entire flat has been swept for nibbles.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Hungry. Oh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Oh, poor Nev. Angry Pants has cleaned him right out of grub.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Which means Nev's gonna come down here and clean me out of grub!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Come on, Crazy Keith. Eat everything before he gets here.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Yucky!- It's healthy.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Still yucky!- All right.

0:09:44 > 0:09:51- When I get back, we can make some ice cream together.- Yippee!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54MR PRANK CACKLES Oh, yes...

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I'm looking forward to you being fit enough

0:09:58 > 0:10:02to help me with my ice cream-making...bear.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05MR PRANK CACKLES EVILLY

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Oh. - NEV SOBS

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Ha-ha! Oh, Bouncer Boy, come here.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- I want you to get me one of those Go-Go ice creams.- What?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Wait a sec! You hate Go-Go ices. - I know.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- But there's a certain blue...bear that loves it.- Oh.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- What about us?- Oh, yes, all right. You can have one too.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Mia-a-ow!- Bandit wants sprinkles. - Just get the ice cream!

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Oh! Have you not remembered anything I taught you?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Push in! Push in!- Oh, yeah.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Oi! Out of the way, you! Get out of the way. Rrrr!- Miaow!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- No!- Wah!

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- THUD! - Miaow!- Oh, do it yourself, Prank.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith! - KEITH CHOKES

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, dancing dingoes, Nev!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- You gave me quite a fright.- Hungry.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Oh, sorry, Nev. I'm clean out of grub myself.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Even the biscuit jar's empty. Look.- Oh!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh! Mondo problemo.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27NEV SOBS

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Eh...there, there, Nev.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Something'll turn up. - THUD!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Come and get it, little blue...bear.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- What's Angry Pants up to now? - Come and get the ice cream.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- NEV SNIFFS - Mm. Hungry.- Oh, what is it, Nev?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Mm, mm! Ice cream!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Ha-ha! I think your nose is seeing things, buddy!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Mm. Ice cream!

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Wait! I think you're right, Nevvy. - KEITH SNIFFS

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- I can smell ice cream, too. - Come and get it, little blue...bear!

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- Come and get the ice cream.- Ice cream!- Don't listen to Angry Pants!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- It's a trap. I'm sure of it. - Come and get the lovely...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- ice cream.- Yum-yum!

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Aaah!- Ow!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Don't do it, Nev! It's a trap!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25NEV SNIFFS

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Come here...bear.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33You know you want the ice cream.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39- Come here.- Ice cream.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- NEV SNIFFS - Ah! Yum-yum.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Shibidee-ah! Ice cream. - BOING!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Now, please!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Got you now...bear.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Ah!- Look at him run, Uncle Andy!

0:13:08 > 0:13:13That's it, blue...bear. Run as much as you like.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17But you ain't goin' nowhere.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, at last I've found a use for you.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24You run, which provides the power

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- for my lovely ice cream machine.- Ah!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29And I provide the ice cream for my customers.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Mi-a-a-ow!- Perfecto!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38THEY LAUGH Come on, bear! Knees up!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43You're not gonna stop until I'm...

0:13:43 > 0:13:47king of the cones again in the this neighbourhood. That Go-Go monkey,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50he's history! Ha-ha!

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Get your Prank's ice creams here! Thank you, sir.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Twice as nice as Go-Go's ice creams. Ha-ha!

0:14:00 > 0:14:06Yoo-hoo! Lovely day for selling ice cream, Mr Monkey!

0:14:06 > 0:14:11MONKEY BLOWS RASPBERRY And the same to you! What d'you want?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16PIPES GURGLE

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Love you, ice cream.- That's it, Nev. Keep on running.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24Hup-two, hup-two, hup-two! Ha-ha! Hup-two...

0:14:26 > 0:14:31Oh, poor Nev! Your little blue legs are gonna wear out at this rate.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Go, go, go!- No, no, no!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Stop, Nev! Stop NOW!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42N-N-No. Hungry.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46But you're not gettin' any closer to the ice cream up there.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50You're just running power to Angry Pant's machine over there.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Stop, Nev! - NEV PANTS

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Keith's right. All this running is giving Angry Pants

0:14:59 > 0:15:04- free power.- Well, it's helping Nev to get fit, just like Barney wants.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Fit to drop, more like! Stop running, Nev!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Before it's too late!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13So, Nev, have you decided what you're gonna do?

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Zoo-oo-oo-oom!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23NEV PANTS

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Oh, strewth! That's worse than playing football with the kangaroos.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Come on, Bouncer Boy. BANDIT PURRS

0:15:49 > 0:15:52This is my patch, Go-Go monkey.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54So why don't you Go-Go away!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Nice one, Unc'!- Go-Go away!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07What? What are you doin'?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Miaow!- I wouldn't stand for that, Uncle!- So...

0:16:21 > 0:16:27you wanna play it dirty, do you, monkey boy?

0:16:32 > 0:16:38- Yeah!- YOU are cruising... for a bruising.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yeah-yeah! Run!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Hang on...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, I get it. You've been planning

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- to blow up Angry Pant's machine all along.- Too right, bro!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56MACHINE HISSES

0:16:58 > 0:17:04- Oh, whackadoo! I don't think it can take much more, captain.- Run!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Run!- The machine's gonna blow!

0:17:07 > 0:17:12- And I know exactly where to put the ice cream explosion.- Yeah-yeah.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Come and get it, fellas! Ha-ha!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- MR PRANK CACKLES - Fire!

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Strike! Got him, Uncle!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Got you, Bouncer Boy! Hee-hee!

0:17:38 > 0:17:44Hee-hee! Whackadoo! This is fun, Nev.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Shibidee-ah!

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Ha-ha! Bull's-eye, Nev.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- MACHINE BEEPS - You can stop now, Nev. Nev!

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Ice creamy...kaboom!- Huh?!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- MACHINE HISSES - I'm outta here!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13MACHINE BEEPS

0:18:15 > 0:18:18BANG!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Ah...ah...ah.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Bang! - WHIRR!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- NEV GASPS - Yum-yum!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Miaow!- Go on!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44No-one treads on Andy Prank's turf and gets away with it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Go on! Go on, you chicken!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50HE CLUCKS

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Actually, that's a... That's a monkey.- Oh, yeah.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- THAT'S a chicken.- Eh?

0:18:57 > 0:19:01COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

0:19:01 > 0:19:06Oi! No chickens allowed in my flats! Grrr!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09And as for that blue...bear.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12He's history.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Yum-yum! - DOOR OPENS

0:19:17 > 0:19:19All right, Nev? Whoa!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- What a mess!- Aaargh! Frightened.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26No! Nev, it's Barney. Look, I've got my medal on.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29They all loved my costume. What d'you think?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32NEV CLUCKS

0:19:32 > 0:19:38No wonder it's smoky! You've been doin' some serious treadin' on this.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41It says you've done 350 miles. Nice work, mate!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44DOOR OPENS Well, well, well.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47What have we here, then?

0:19:47 > 0:19:52A blue bear and his chicken buddy.

0:19:52 > 0:19:59Well, no animals or birds allowed in this block, so any final requests

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- before I run you out of this flat? - Mr Prank...- Button it, bird brain!

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- There's only one boss around here, and his name is...- Angry Pants!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yeah, Angry P... Grrr!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15..Andy Prank! So, find yourself an egg,

0:20:15 > 0:20:18and sit on it...beaky!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23No, Mr Prank. It's me. It's Barney.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28Aaaah! MR PRANK LAUGHS

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Yes, of course, Mr Barney, sir. No, I knew. All along...

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Just a little joke I was havin' with you...beaky.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Scaredy pants!- Oh, is that the...?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, well, I... I've gotta... Ciao!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- What a funny guy!- Love you, Barney.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50I love you, too. So, I suppose you'll be tidying up now?

0:20:50 > 0:20:54What?! Barney! No way, Jose!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Yum-yum!

0:21:01 > 0:21:06My...ice cream machine!

0:21:06 > 0:21:12Waa-aaa-aah!