Raffle Hassle

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24BANGING, NEV'S TEETH CHATTER

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Looks like the hot chocolates are off, Nev.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34NEV WHIMPERS

0:00:36 > 0:00:39NEV CONTINUES TO WHIMPER

0:00:39 > 0:00:42H-H-Hottie?

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I can't do a hot water bottle, mate, the pipes are still frozen.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Look, even Uncle Rupert's feeling it today.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I dunno why it's so cold!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55A-Angry...P-P-P-Pants!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yeah. His new freezers are freeing us!

0:00:58 > 0:01:03Grrr! A-Angry P-P-Pants!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Come on, Nev, we'll go and ask him. I'LL do the talking.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Can't scare m-m-m-me!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11HE GRUNTS

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- B-B-Barney!- What?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Stuck! F-F-F-Frozen!- Oh, come on.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21One big one!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Aaargh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Ouch!

0:01:29 > 0:01:36It's a scorching hot sunny day and you two are dressed for midwinter!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Here's your mail.- Thanks. And sorry about your Post Box.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41We'll defrost it later.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Yes, maybe you could do theirs as well.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Nev, I think it's time for action.- Too right, bro!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05HE SCREAMS

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Whoa!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Mr Prank's frozen solid!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Here.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16HOLLOW KNOCKING

0:02:16 > 0:02:18CREAKING

0:02:19 > 0:02:20SHATTERING

0:02:24 > 0:02:29No more frozen pipes, Nev. Hot chocolates all round.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31And, hot hotties.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- How's Mr Prank?- Still Cold. - I've got an idea.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36- Gimme that.- Oh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, that's certainly warming him up.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49THEY COUGH

0:02:50 > 0:02:52MR PRANK SNEEZES

0:02:52 > 0:02:55MR PRANK AND NEV LAUGH

0:02:55 > 0:03:02Ah, you, bear... Where am I? What happened?

0:03:02 > 0:03:07We brought you here after your freezers put the frost on you.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Yeah-yeah!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11No, No, No. No, Mr Barney, sir, you've got it wrong.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14My freezers didn't freeze me, they're fine.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Top of the range, actually. They have to be,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21if my ice cream is to remain frozen.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Ice cream!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Amazing flavours. I've spent every last penny on them.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30My two new freezers made sure it didn't melt in the heatwave.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I'd be ruined if those two freezers let me down.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44What?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49MR PRANK SOBS

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Not my ice cream!

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh! Sorry, Mr Angry-Pants. Sorry, Barney.

0:03:58 > 0:04:04You weren't to know turning off the freezer would melt the ice cream.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07HE WAILS

0:04:10 > 0:04:13I'm...I'm ruined!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Do you hear me? I'm ruined!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Everything's ruined!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, poor Mr Prank, Nev.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22His ice cream business is really down the pan.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh! Don't say that!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Come on, Nev, what can we do to help?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31How can we raise money to replace that ice cream?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Um...- What would people like us give Mr Prank money for?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Prizes!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah. But, for doing what?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hm... A game! I win!

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Raffle?

0:04:41 > 0:04:46A raffle! Great idea! That would definetely raise enough cash,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- and Mr Prank needs that.- Yeah-yeah!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- What was that?- Nev was saying we should have a raffle

0:04:52 > 0:04:58- to raise some cash for ice cream.- I don't care what that blue bear says!

0:04:58 > 0:05:03Wait a minute... That's not such a bad idea!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well done, Nev. What about raffle prizes?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Prizes?

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Thanks to that bear I've got no money for prizes!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16My business is in TATTERS!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20You'll need prizes, and they have to be really different

0:05:20 > 0:05:23so people like me rush out and buy tickets.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Different, you say?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27A year's supply of pickled onions?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I've got a job lot needs shifting. - Yo, icky!- Yeah,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I was going for different, not disgusting.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Second prize could be a dinner date! - Sounds expensive.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Not if the dinner date is here... with me!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46NEV SCREAMS

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yeah, sounds like fun(!)

0:05:48 > 0:05:54- What about the first prize? That has to be best of all.- First prize.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Got it! You could win your own personal butler for the day!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Someone who cleans, cooks, shines your shoes?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- That's what I had in mind. - What a great first prize!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Mr Prank will be your butler!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Groovy!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- No, no, not me! - Yeah, it's a great idea.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- We'd empty our piggy banks for that, wouldn't we?- Too right, bro!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22OK, then. I'll be butler for the day.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27You wait here and I'll come back and sell you some raffle tickets.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30So...get your money ready!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32HE SNEEZES

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh. There...

0:06:49 > 0:06:53that's 100 raffle tickets you owe me for, bear!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- MUFFLED:- Don't scare me! - Oh, really? Well... Oh!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Hello, Mr Barney, sir.- Hey.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I was just giving some raffle tickets to young Neville here.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08He mentioned something about giving me all his pocket money for them...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- MUFFLED:- No! No! No!

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Really?- Yeah.- Nev, that's brilliant! Wait there a second.- OK.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- There you go.- Oh, thank you very much! Oh, very nice!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Well, you know what they say, don't you?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- They say "every little helps." - It certainly does!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32In fact, I'll get Beatrice to buy some too.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, righto. Very good, sir, yes very good.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Bear!

0:07:41 > 0:07:42HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Ah!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Aaaargh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, my nephew, Bouncer Boy!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02CAT MEOWS

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Before you eat all the ice cream I have left to my name,

0:08:07 > 0:08:11I want you to write your name on these tickets.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14What for?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Because I don't want...

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Because I don't want to lose the raffle draw!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21And what's in it for me?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Er... How about a year's supply of pickled onions?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Brilliant!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Hang on...- What?- How do you know you'll win the raffle?

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Because I'm going to cheat! Now help me write your name on these tickets!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Heh, heh! Come on.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40HE CHUCKLES WICKEDLY

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Crikey! Good job I decided to eat out today.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Sounds like Angry-Pants is running a crooked raffle.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Cor! I better warn Nev.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Just as soon as I've finished up here! Ha, ha, ha!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Sorry, I didn't fancy the prizes. Maybe next time?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07OK, Beetroot.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12I see enough of Mr Prank without having him in my house for the day!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Mr Prank?

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Oh, yeah, um, first prize in Mr Prank's raffle is his...

0:09:17 > 0:09:21services as your personal butler for the day.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23My personal butler?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33You, er...clicked, m'lady?

0:09:33 > 0:09:40Yes. Fetch me a snack before you massage me bunions.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42It'll be an honour, m'lady.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Mmmmm!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56So... Would you like to buy a few raffle tickets?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh! I'll take the lot!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Oh!- See you later, Nev. - OK, Beetroot.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08# Do de doo, do de doo doo...

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Psst! Get yourself down under, Nevvie! It's about the raffle!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19I tell you, Angry Pants and Bouncer Boy are gonna fix your raffle!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Not broken!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23No, not fix as in broken,

0:10:23 > 0:10:24fix as in cheat!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Ah! Cheat!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Yeah!- Let's go!- Come on!

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Here's Barney and Nev's tickets, they sold the lot.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35And this must be all my lovely money!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I'll see you at Mr Barney's later for the draw.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world!- Of course!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Not that you'll be one of the winners!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Seeing as how your raffle ticket stubs

0:10:50 > 0:10:53are about to go down the chute!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ooh, this is fun!

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Ha, ha, ha! I'm a genius! I'm a genius!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Oh, wack-a-doo! What a cheek, Nev!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- We have to get those tickets! - Run!- Yeah!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17THEY STRAIN

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Come on, Nevvie! Wack-a-do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29CRASH

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Wait for me-e-e-e-e-e!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36CRASH

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Ouch!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Ha, ha, ha! Right, Let's get this raffle started!

0:11:47 > 0:11:51You did write your name on the raffle stubs, didn't you?

0:11:51 > 0:11:52MEOW

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Oh, yeah! It was worse than doing lines!- Yeah, well,

0:11:56 > 0:12:01so be it. Now, all you have to do, is put those in the tombola.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- In there!- Oh!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09MR PANIC CACKLES

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Oh, they've gone!- Can't scare me!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Open up, Nevvie!

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Quick!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Right, let's get this big raffle draw started.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Bout time, I'm starving!

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- Ow!- Whose to say you'll win anything, Bouncer Boy?- You did!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Oh...what a sense of humour!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03THEY LAUGH

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Before I announce the first winner, I think Mr Prank would like to say

0:13:08 > 0:13:12thank you to everyone for donating money to save his business.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15You've donated more than he expected or needs.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Yeah...- Round of applause...?

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Um, er, anyway, can we just get on with it, please?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Mr Barney, sir.- With that said,

0:13:26 > 0:13:31any money left over will be donated to the Save The Blue Bear Fund,

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- of which Nev here is a patron. - Groovy!

0:13:35 > 0:13:36- What?!- OK.

0:13:36 > 0:13:41The winner of the year's supply of pickled onions is...

0:13:41 > 0:13:43ahh...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Bouncer... B-Bouncer... It's Bouncer Boy!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Yes!- Well done!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Where was I? Ah...

0:13:56 > 0:13:59240...260...

0:13:59 > 0:14:03The winner of the second prize - a dinner date with Mr Prank...

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- DRUMROLLS - ..is...

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- SHE WHISPERS - Postie, Postie, Postie...

0:14:09 > 0:14:11..Beatrice.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- What?- No! It can't be! I...I didn't even buy a ticket!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16There must be a mistake.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I'm sorry, Bea, I...I bought you one.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21What?!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Oh, great!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24More, please.

0:14:24 > 0:14:30And so to the grand prize of Mr Prank being your obedient servant -

0:14:30 > 0:14:32er, butler, butler - is...

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Excuse me, Mr Barney, if you don't mind, I'll draw this one meself.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Ooh, ooh, ooh, hang on a minute.- Eh?

0:14:40 > 0:14:41For luck.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43HE SHUDDERS

0:14:44 > 0:14:46HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Right.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Thank you, Mr Barney.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51And the winner is...

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Bounce...

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Neville the...Bear?!

0:14:59 > 0:15:00What?!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- CAT MEOWS - You said I'd win everything!

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Er...what's that, dear nephew?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Er...no...I said you MIGHT win...

0:15:09 > 0:15:14Yes, that's it, I said you MIGHT win everything. HE CHUCKLES

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, has that blown it?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- You bet it has! - SHE WAILS

0:15:21 > 0:15:23BOUNCER SOBS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Well...there you go, Nev.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Mr Prank is now your butler. Enjoy your prize.- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35AAAATTTCHOO! SPLAT!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Er...sorry. Sorry, Mr Barney, sir. Sorry.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Yucky. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47NEV SIGHS

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Nev, enjoy being waited on hand and foot by Mr Prank while I'm away.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56I'll see you in a bit.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Love you, Barney.- Bye.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Hungry! Now, please!

0:16:03 > 0:16:07HE GROWLS All right, bear...

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Flour.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Mr Angry Pants! Straw, please!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20All right.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Butler.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26DRINK BUBBLES

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Where was I? Oh, yeah... - Mr Angry Pants!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35What?

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Thank you.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39HE GROWLS

0:16:42 > 0:16:46HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Right. Where was I?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Eggs.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Sardines.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Gherkins.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02NEV SIGHS Pepper.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05AAAATTTCHOO!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09SPLAT!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, of course. My...secret ingredient.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Brussel... HE LAUGHS

0:17:21 > 0:17:23..sprouts.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Ooh, look at that.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Right...an hour in the oven.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32SQUELCH!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39And that should be a feast... fit...for a...

0:17:39 > 0:17:41bear!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:17:44 > 0:17:46NEV SIGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Hungry.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Food! Food! Food! Food!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- CUTLERY CLATTERS - Food! Food! Food!

0:17:55 > 0:18:00There. One Pranks Delight... for my master.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02HE LAUGHS

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Yeah, yeah!

0:18:04 > 0:18:08This is my favourite meal... HE LAUGHS

0:18:08 > 0:18:10..so...enjoy.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15NEV SCOFFS FOOD

0:18:15 > 0:18:17NEV BURPS

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Finished!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23But...I've only just...

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I mean...but that had all that...

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- More! More! - HE BURPS

0:18:37 > 0:18:40BELL JINGLES

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Do you require something...

0:18:48 > 0:18:49sir?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51NEV CHORTLES

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:18:59 > 0:19:00HE GROWLS

0:19:00 > 0:19:02AAAAATTTCHOOO!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Chase game - now, please.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Of course I'll chase you, Bear.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- After all, you're the boss.- Hey!

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Oh, hey Beatrice.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24How are the dinner plans going for the date with Mr Plank?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- A lot better now that I'm not gonna be there.- What?

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Well, who is?- Well, it's Nev's idea really,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34but I managed to give my winning ticket

0:19:34 > 0:19:38to an special friend of Mr Prank's. She and the meal are waiting now.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- CLATTER! - You can't scare me!- What was that?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43That sounds like...trouble.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Hey, what's going on? - Mr Barney, sir -

0:19:53 > 0:19:57your bear has made my life un...bearable since you left.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01He's had me chasing round here for hours and hours.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03No way, Jose!

0:20:03 > 0:20:07It's been tough but I'll be OK once I've had a little sit down

0:20:07 > 0:20:10and a bite to eat.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12A bite to eat?

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Oh, I forgot - your dinner date, who is ready and waiting in your flat.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19My dinner date? But I thought it was...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Coo-ee!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Hello, my special delivery!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Help...me...!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Ah...

0:20:31 > 0:20:35alone at last! How lovely.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37NEV GIGGLES

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Oh, yeah! - SHE GIGGLES

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Woo-hoo!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Anyway, what did you cook for them tonight?

0:20:48 > 0:20:52A recipe that Nev gave me. Really weird ingredients,

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- but apparently it's Mr Prank's favourite meal.- Hope they enjoy it.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yum, yum!