0:00:25 > 0:00:28There you go, mate. All ready to go.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Groovy.- Yeah. She should be a real beaut flyer.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34More. More, Keith. Ah, no worries, mate.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39- Plenty more where that came from. - GARBLED SPEECH
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Confused.- I said, "What's all this?" Is it someone's birthday?- Nah,
0:00:44 > 0:00:48just a few letters. We thought we could make kites from them.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Hang on. These aren't even addressed to you, Keith.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Or to us!- Uh-oh!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59This is terrible. You can't make kites out of other people's mail.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03These have to go back. Where did you get these from?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06They slipped through the floorboards and fell on my head?
0:01:06 > 0:01:12- This is urgent!- Angry Pants.- Yeah. This letter for Mr Prank.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17This didn't slip through any floorboard. Look at the size of it!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- How did you get this?- Um... Eh...
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Fishing.- Fishing?!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Look, there she is! Go on!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Go on, Nev. - KEITH GASPS
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Ah, got one.- Yeah.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Aw, well done, mate. Now, you wait for the signal
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- and then get a nice, big fish from out of the sack, right?- Left.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Well, no. Right. Whatever. Wait for the signal.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57FEET PITTER-PATTER My cap!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Hey! That's property of Her Majesty's mail! Come here!- Now, Nev!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- REEL WHIRRS - Groovy!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Shibidee-ah! Here, fishy-fish-fish!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Here, fishy-fish-fish!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Sorry, Barney. - These will all have to go back.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- But Mr Prank's goes back first - it's marked urgent.- Angry Pants.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27He will be Angry Pants when he finds out you've got his letter.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- You've got to take this round right away.- No-no, no-no!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Sorry, mate.- You know Keith can't go. We've got to keep him secret.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38So you take this round to...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Nev? Nev.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Look, if it bothers you that much, I'll go with you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- We'll go together.- Can't make me!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Oh! Oh!- There's nothing to be nervous about, mate.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02We're just gonna give him the letter back and then leave, OK?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Atchoo! >
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- KEYS JINGLE - Sounds like someone's home.- Atchoo!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15DOOR SQUEAKS
0:03:26 > 0:03:32Um... It would appear we have one of your letters by mistake, Mr Prank.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Go on. Go on.- O-O-Oh.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- MR PRANK MUMBLES - Run!- Shhh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, yeah-diddly!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, thank you very much! Thank you!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Thank you very much!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Nice one...bear!- Oh.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Atchoo!- Eurgh! Oh, Pooh. Pooh.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15MR PRANK MUMBLES
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Pooh!- You really do set him off sneezing, don't you, Nev?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Still, isn't it great to see people happy?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Uh-oh!- Oh, hiya, Beatrice.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35There's a bit of a mess here, eh? Wild party, was it?
0:04:35 > 0:04:40No party. Just someone thoughtless leaving a jam sponge in the hallway.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46I slipped on the cake and sprained my wrist.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Just great.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Oops!- Jam sponge cake...
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Who do I know who'd be up to no good with a jam sponge cake?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- I dunno.- You and Crazy Keith, that's who! What have I told you
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- about leaving snacks where they can cause accidents?- Uh-oh!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Yes, "uh-oh". Definitely an "uh-oh".
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Beatrice thinks it's all my fault.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Just when things were going so well. - Ouch!
0:05:18 > 0:05:23# He is coming! He is coming! He is coming... #
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Hey, Nev! Take a look at this.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Angry Pants has gone as crazy as a dingo with fleas! Ha-ha!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34# He is coming! He is coming! He is coming... #
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Confused.- Me too.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Why is Angry Pants so happy? He's NEVER happy. Ha-ha!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Aw! Gordon Ramshorn!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48The famous celebrity ice cream chef and restaurateur
0:05:48 > 0:05:51is coming to taste...MY ice cream.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- Poor guy! Why would anyone want to taste Mr Prank's ice cream?- Ha-ha!
0:05:57 > 0:06:02Oh! This could mean the Five Gold Wafer award.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07Only the finest ice creams get chosen! And for those that do...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# There could be fortune and fame
0:06:12 > 0:06:16NEV AND KEITH LAUGH # My life won't be the same. #
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Hang on.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24It says he's comin' on the 22nd at 12 o'clock. That's any minute now!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY GASP
0:06:27 > 0:06:30This letter was posted over a week ago!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Why has it only arrived this morning?!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Oh!- Top ice cream chef in the world, and I've got no time to prepare...
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Where are my wafers? What flavours shall I use?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45And my rippling machine takes hours to warm up.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Curse that...bear!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53TOGETHER: Oops!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- See you later, Nev. - Love you, Barney.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Oh, hey! Hiya, Beatrice...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Excuse me, sir.- Mr Prank. Hi.- Yes,
0:07:07 > 0:07:11sorry to trouble you. Could I have the use of your kitchen?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You see, I've an important guest coming. Mr Gordon...
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Yeah, fine. Listen, I'm late for work. I must dash. See you.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23..Mr Gordon Ramshorn.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I'm bored, Uncle Andy.- Miaow!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Can I have the blue bear? - BANDIT HISSES
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- What's that? - Can I have the blue bear, Uncle?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Everything must be perfect for Gordon's visit.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43And that means no... blue bears on the premises.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48- Well?- I want you to try and be very nice for me.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Can you be nice?- I can be nice.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Miaow?!- I can be cute.- Good. Good.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- COYLY:- A joy to be with!- Excellent. Really quite convincing.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Now... BANDIT HISSES
0:08:03 > 0:08:07..here's what I want you to do. MUFFLED MIAOWING
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Miaow!- Hello. Bye-bye.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- IN POLITE VOICE:- Hello, lovely bear. I'm nice.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Plus, I have sweets.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30And Bandit wants you to come too, don't you, Bandit?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Mia-a-aow.- OWN VOICE:- What d'you mean, why am I being so nice?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I mean... Em...
0:08:37 > 0:08:42- POLITE VOICE: - Yes, he'd love you to come play.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Play kite?- Yeah.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Sure. Let's go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Do-do-doo, do-do-doo... #
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- NEV GASPS - Run!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Do-do-doo... #
0:09:02 > 0:09:05No. You MUST stay and play.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Oh!- We're going to be friends forever.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Oh!- Ready with the kite, Bandit?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Wheee! - WIND HOWLS
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Excuse me!- Not now.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- We're almost ready to fly.- But...
0:09:32 > 0:09:36My kite! Bandit, get back here at once!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Miaow!- Why does no-one ever do what I tell 'em to?
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- Hey! Bear, stop!- Quick. - I order you to be my friend!
0:09:55 > 0:10:00RATTLING
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Na-na, na-na na! Can't scare me!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oi!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Na-na, na-na na!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Ha-ha! Whee!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Bandit!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46What flavour? Can't afford to get this wrong.
0:10:52 > 0:10:58Mm. Not Five Gold Wafer standard, though.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04What to do, what to do... SOMEONE WHISTLES A TUNE
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, yeah. Beatrice!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13BEATRICE WHISTLES
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Oh, this floor's slippy. Could cause an accident.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Hello.- Oh!- Sorry.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I have need of you, Beatrice.- You do?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I do.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Oh, Five Gold Wafer award, here I come!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41HE CACKLES EVILLY
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Of course, I can't afford to pay you full rate -
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I see you've only got one arm operating at the moment,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52so that'd be half your usual fee.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57You've to make my Raspberry Ripple Special, but do add your own ideas,
0:11:57 > 0:12:01like the creaminess and the fruitiness, if you like.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Well, don't just stand there, girl! Get on, get on!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07NEV PANTS
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- G'day, Nev. You're missing all the action.- Run!
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Beatrice is helping Angry Pants make ice cream.- Don't just stand there!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Look, I know you've only got one good arm,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23but could you please just...hurry up.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- You cannot hurry art.- "Art", is it?
0:12:30 > 0:12:34One minute till the great Gordon Ramshorn arrives.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Oh, Your Majesty.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Your Majesty. Welcome. Have you finished yet?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44For goodness sake! What's this?
0:12:44 > 0:12:49Get in there! Anyway, then I was hit...
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- by some weird kite-flying cat. - KITE SCRAPES GROUND
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh! Oh!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Anyway, I'm here now.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Supposed to be seeing if this Prank guy deserves a Gold Wafer award.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Call you later.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12DOORBELL PLAYS "DIXIE"
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- GLASS SMASHES - Crikey! That must have hurt.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Oh, delightful!- Ow! - CRASHING
0:13:31 > 0:13:35If that...bear has done anything
0:13:35 > 0:13:39to upset Mr Ramshorn, I'll... I'll...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Uh-oh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Mr Ramshorn! Mr Ramshorn, is it...?
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Is it really you? Here, let me help you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Ooh! You're so much taller than you look on the telly.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Mind you, I've only got a 12" portable, but...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- I'm looking for a Mr Pants. - Oh, that's Prank,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- with an R, no T.- Eh?- Prank.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Look, I've had a lousy day. Can we just...
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- ..get on with this? Where's the ice cream?- Ah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, Mr Ramshorn, I'm sorry about your accident.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Please, have a glass of water and a seat. Sit here.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Mia-a-aow!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Ah! The barmy cat again!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You're all wet. Let me dry you down.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Won't be a second. Here we go.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43PLUG CLICKS IN SOCKET
0:14:43 > 0:14:47HAIRDRYER WHIRRS Ooh! Sorry. Wrong setting.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Right! That's it!- No, no, no! Please wait!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01You haven't seen the ice cream yet.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03It's like nothing you've ever tasted!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Ha-ha! You beauty!
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Mate, this is payback time for Angry Pants. Are you with me?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Hm. Confused.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What about a baking trick, Nev?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Don't listen to him. It'd be wrong.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- What d'you know about right and wrong? Make some ice cream.- Oh!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- With a spoon?- Big spoon!- Hm.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Have you made up your mind? Is it payback time?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Nice one, Nevvy(!) - THUD!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Keith! Ice cream.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Now, please. Help.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I loved Ramshorn's Ice Cream Nightmares,
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- especially the one where you visited...- You're absolutely positive
0:15:55 > 0:15:59that nutcase of a cat has gone? I don't want any more weirdness.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02No, no. Relax. Everything's under control.
0:16:02 > 0:16:08Ha-ha! See how he likes the little ice cream concoction we've fixed up!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Oh...yucky.- Yeah!
0:16:10 > 0:16:16Nice idea of yours to mix sour cream with rotten veg! Ha-ha!
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Now if you're ready, we should start the ice cream tasting.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25- I think you'll agree it's a taste sensation.- Here I am!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Yes, I know. Yes.- What? - That you're here.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Can we get this over with?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42THEY GARGLE
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- This is to clear the palate. - Oh, I see.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50It'll probably clear your mouth out, too.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55- The taste buds work best...when there are no other distractions.- Oh.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Right, Mr Prank, what do you have for me?- Right...
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I call this...
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Roux-a du Raspberry.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ah! Sounds promising.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Poohy!- Stinker!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Mm! Interesting aromas. I'm getting...
0:17:18 > 0:17:23I'm getting old moss and... Odd.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Almost a hint of rotting sprouts. - Sprouts?!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Oh! Aw! Oh!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44That, Mr Pants - or whatever your name is -
0:17:44 > 0:17:47is the worst ice cream I've tasted in my entire life.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54I...don't understand. Does that mean I won't be getting the Gold Wafers?
0:17:54 > 0:17:59You won't be getting any wafers. Not even past their sell-by-date ones!
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- But I tell you what I'm gonna give you.- Oh!- A giant raspberry.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06For the worst ice cream in Britain. No! Make that the universe!
0:18:08 > 0:18:13Eugh! Eh...wait, wait! There must be some mistake!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- No way, Jose!- YOU!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21This is all your fault...bear. Atchoo!
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- Can't scare me! - Grrr! Get out the way!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31MIXER WHIRRS You'll be bear blancmange
0:18:31 > 0:18:34by the time I've finished with you! Ha-ha!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh. Oh!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39They're the same colour as your eyes.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I know you've got brown eyes, but this reflects...
0:18:43 > 0:18:48I know this is a weird request, but could you get me a drink of water?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- I've just eaten something utterly revolting.- Yeah, sure.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Hey, aren't you Gordon Ramshorn? You've changed your hairstyle.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- What are you doing here?- I was here to assess a Gold Wafer applicant,
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- but it left a nasty taste. - Well, if you want great ice cream,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- ask Beatrice. She makes the best. - Really?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You've ruined it all again...bear.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Catch the bear, Uncle! I want him! - BANDIT HISSES
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Mm! Superb!
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- I'm tasting late summer in a French chateau.- Wow!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I wish I had a Six Gold Wafer award.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36If ever you want a career in ices... call me.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Goodbye, Gordon. Oh, and watch out for the...
0:19:46 > 0:19:49GLASS SMASHES
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Aw! What a nice man.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55But...why did his jacket only have one sleeve?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Barney! Shibidee-ah!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Mr Barney. Miss Beatrice.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Get out of it!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Love you, Beetroot.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Oh! Beatrice is...- Groovy!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23She is. She is a bit, yeah. And she's also really good at...
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Kites!- She was good at kite-flying, wasn't she?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30And she's a really good cook. A trainee chef
0:20:30 > 0:20:33and already she's got the Five Gold Wafer award.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I'd give you an award, you know, mate.- Hm. Confused.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- The best mate award.- Aw!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Me too.- Yeah, I know. Have you got your snuggly-ducky-duck?- Ducky.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48OK, then.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Sleep well, Nev.- Night-night.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Poohy!