Bunfight at the Ice Cream Corral

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0:00:22 > 0:00:23Nev?

0:00:23 > 0:00:27You've been baking buns since five o'clock this morning!

0:00:27 > 0:00:32Doo-ta-doo, doo-ta-doo-ta-doo, doo-ta-doo, doo-ta-doo...

0:00:32 > 0:00:36Oh, mate! Now, THEY look good enough to eat.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Yum-yum!- Oh... Can I try one? - Yeah, yeah.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Mm. Oh, yeah. Blueberry and...

0:00:47 > 0:00:49toothpaste?!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Yeah, yeah.- Might as well brush between meals, eh?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Smile, please!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57You've made a mess in here, eh? What a lot of buns!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Groo-vy!- Maybe, but find a place to store them,

0:01:01 > 0:01:02and clear this place up.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Beatrice comes round soon.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- We're going to the cinema... together.- Aye-aye, captain!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- KNOCKING ON THE DOOR - It's Beatrice!- Beetroot!

0:01:15 > 0:01:22- Morning!- Oh.- Oh, all right, then! You won't be wanting THIS, will you?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, I thought you were Beatrice.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Oh... Oh... Oh...! - NEV GIGGLES

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Here you go. It's from Texas, the Wild West of America.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Yee-ha!- Wow. Thank you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41"Having a great time. Glad you're NOT here. Andy Prank."

0:01:41 > 0:01:43He says the strangest things.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Angry Pants!- No, Nev. The postcard is from Andy Prank.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Right there.- Angry Pants.- Ohh! YOU are a cheeky little Nev chappie!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, it's me!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Oh, you know, whenever Mr Prank goes on holiday,

0:01:58 > 0:02:04I miss his flashing smile, his sensitive nature,

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- his sense of fun...- Excuse me?

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- His deep voice...- Excuse me!

0:02:11 > 0:02:18Oh! Thank you, Nev. A cream bun WILL stop me pining for Mr Prank.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Angry Pants!- I'm sure Mr Prank will be back before you know it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- All right? Bye!- Bye! - DOOR SHUTS

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Mm. Mm! Mmm! Minty fresh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Wow! The flat looks great. Nev, did you just...?

0:02:39 > 0:02:44- Too right, Bro!- Any chance YOU'LL get a clean, and tidy yourself up?

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- No, no, no, no!- I thought so. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- It's Beatrice.- Beetroot!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Hi, Barney.- Hiya. I'll get my wallet and then we're set.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Hi, Nev. Mm, something smells good! - Yum-yum!

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Yes, Nev was baking buns.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Where did you put them all, by the way?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15BARNEY SPLUTTERS

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oops! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Some tidying up!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Love you, Barney!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Oh...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Mm. Not bad.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Icing's a bit...

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Minty fresh?- That's one way of putting it.- We'd better go.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43And you, put all these buns away properly, please.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45And, Nev, have a shower!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47OK, Barney.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Bye, Nev.- Love you, Beetroot!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59NEV HUMS HAPPILY

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Hello, Duckies! - DUCK QUACKS

0:04:16 > 0:04:18DUCK SQUEAKS

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Sorry! - DUCK QUACKS

0:04:21 > 0:04:24DUCK QUACKS

0:04:27 > 0:04:29DUCK SQUEAKS, THEN QUACKS

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Sorry! - DUCK QUACKS

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Ouch!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- LAUGHING QUACKS - Love you, Duckies!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47WHINNYING

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Buns. Rubbish! Doo-te-doo...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03WHINNYING

0:05:12 > 0:05:13AH!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21NEV SCREAMS

0:05:29 > 0:05:36- Ma'am.- Well, how-dy! You look different, Mr Prank.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40I feel different, ma'am, after a mighty fine vacation,

0:05:40 > 0:05:44the great outdoors, rounding up steers, lassooing lunch.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm a new man, ma'am.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Must be all that sun!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh... Catch you later, cowboy!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yup.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02No more Angry Andy. Nothin' and no-one's gonna wind me up no more!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Forgive and for...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09..forget, is my motto.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Yes, sirree. I'm turnin' over a new...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16CRASH!

0:06:16 > 0:06:17..leaf.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- RUMBLING AND CRASHING - Ow! Ow!

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- NEV GASPS - Well, ain't that just dandy!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34And now my allergy's back.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38It points to one little blue b-bear being responsible for all this.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40No way, Jose.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Neville the b-bear.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Oo-ooh!- This block ain't big enough for the both of us, b-bear!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51ATCHOO!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Frightened!

0:06:55 > 0:07:00I've been saving both barrels since I've been on holiday for you, bear!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Yee-haw! I caught me an outlaw!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Can't catch me! Ooh!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13THEY SCUFFLE

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- I'm a-gonna getcha!- Can't catch me!

0:07:16 > 0:07:24I'm a-gonna getcha! Ain't no place to hide, boy! Yee-haw!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Strong little critter, ain't you?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Excuse me, Mr Angry Pants.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Now we're getting someplace!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yee-aaaaaaah!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- CRASH, TOILET FLUSHES > - Oops!

0:07:51 > 0:07:56As sheriff of this here block, I'm a-gonna get you

0:07:56 > 0:08:02for filling my flat with buns and for rustling all my ice cream!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Atchoo!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05No way, Jose.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Crikey! It was ME that rustled all the ice cream.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12DISTANT SNEEZE Sorry, Nev, mate.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Don't come the wounded coyote with me, blue b-bear!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I'm gonna get me a posse and round you up once and for all,

0:08:23 > 0:08:27you ice-cream snatcher! Deputy Bouncer Boy!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Can't catch me! - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Come back here! Yee-ha!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yee-ha!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51What are we gonna do now, Sheriff Prank?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Seems like he's just disappeared into thin air.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57There ain't no such thing as "thin air".

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Not with my allergies.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03CAT MIAOWS

0:09:09 > 0:09:10ATCHOO!

0:09:10 > 0:09:15He's gone back to his hideout. This-a-way, Deputy Bouncer Boy!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- This-a-way! - THEY WHOOP

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yee-ha...hey...oh...!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24CAT WAILS

0:09:26 > 0:09:29CAT MIAOWS ANGRILY

0:09:31 > 0:09:36- We knows you're in here, boy! - Come on out with yer hands up!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I say that!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Come on out, with your hands UP.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Here I am!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47There he is in the vase. Get him!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52THEY LAUGH

0:09:52 > 0:09:55CAT MIAOWS

0:09:56 > 0:09:59DOOR SQUEAKS

0:10:04 > 0:10:07What? MUFFLED MIAOWING

0:10:09 > 0:10:11What?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13DOOR! Oh... Shhh...!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Easy...

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Dem...dem...dem...dem-dem-dem-dem...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Will you SHUT UP?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40NEV WHIMPERS

0:10:52 > 0:10:54PRANK MOUTHS SILENTLY

0:10:56 > 0:10:58There I am!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Yeah...- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05NEV WAILS

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'm gonna fetch me some ice cream,

0:11:10 > 0:11:14to replace what you rustled whilst I was in America.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Wasn't me!

0:11:16 > 0:11:21Enough of your fibs. I'm gonna leave my deputy to keep you company.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24CAT GROWLS

0:11:24 > 0:11:25- NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY - Ugh!

0:11:25 > 0:11:30And none of your nonsense, blue b-bear! Atchoo!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Not me!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Well, isn't this cosy! CAT SNARLS

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Feeling lonely.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- WHOOSHING - You've got to escape, Nev, now!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Or play on the hamster wheel. - Ask him to take you walkies.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09- And then, run away! Ha! - Or play on the hamster wheel.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Come on, Nev. Are you a bear, or a mouse?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Or...a hamster?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Excuse me!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Are you talking to ME?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Feeling hungry.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Well...WAS saving this...

0:12:34 > 0:12:35but...

0:12:38 > 0:12:39What d'you say?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Yum-yum.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Excuse me!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48What?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Love you, Bouncy Belly!

0:12:51 > 0:12:56Ohhhhh... Did you hear that, Boundit? CAT SNARLS

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Frightened.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Don't be frightened of me.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Hey... Let's have a cuddle!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06RUN!

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY - Can't scare me! Na-na-ne-na-na!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Come here!

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Oh!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh! Ah!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Keith! - CATAPULT PINGS

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Aagh!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38My bunslinger will keep them busy! Hee-hee!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Ow!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Oh, wackadoo! Bun into twelve o'clock!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48CAT HOWLS

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- NEIGHING - Oh, Mr Angry Pants!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- FOOTSTEPS THUD - Let's make tracks!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Yee-ee-ee-ha-aa-aa!

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Deputy Bouncer? Where's the prisoner?

0:14:02 > 0:14:06I... He... J... What...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I-I can explain... You see, it's...

0:14:08 > 0:14:13So! You was duped, and there's been a jailbreak.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Atchoo!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19That little blue b-bear's round these parts somewhere.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Come out, you coward!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Well! Lookee here!

0:14:35 > 0:14:40You've been weeing on my campfire for far too long, blue b-bear!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- DUCKS QUACK - You wanna see the two duckies again,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47you's gonna have to fight for 'em!

0:14:51 > 0:14:56Now, hear this. You gotta beat me in a bunfight!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00At 12 noon.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03THEY ALL SCREAM

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Actually, Nev, I've a confession.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09You may be winding up Angry Pants with all those buns,

0:15:09 > 0:15:14but it was me stealing his ice cream while he was on holiday.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18- No, no, no, no? - Yeah, I'm the ice-cream rustler!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Oh! No way, Jose! - Oh, I'm so sorry, Nev,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24but a koala's gotta do what a koala's gotta do!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Mm. Quack-quack.- That's right.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I've been feeling dead guilty about it,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32and helping you out all morning.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Love you, Keith.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36But now, things are serious.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40To win that 12 o'clock bunfight and save your duckies,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42you're gonna need...my bunslinger!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Take it, Nevvie! I owe ya, buddy!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Zippideea! Wahoo!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52CLOCK TICKS THEN STRIKES Cuckoo!

0:15:55 > 0:15:56CAT MIAOWS

0:15:56 > 0:15:58CLOCK CHIMES

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Oh! Ooh!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hello, Duckies!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04DUCKS: Hello!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Ooh! Frightened!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Feel icky!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Too late for that, blue b-bear.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32HE SPITS

0:16:34 > 0:16:36TING! >

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Draw!

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Do-ta-do, do-ta-do-ta-do...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Yum-yum.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I meant, fire your buns!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50OK! 3-2-1!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Oh! - PRANK LAUGHS

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Ohhh...!

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Oops! No buns!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23I got you on the run now, bear!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Argh! Ohh...!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Yee-ha-ha!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Come on, bear! Ha-ha!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Yahoo! Ah-hee-hee!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Ohh... Uh-oh! No buns! Oh!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Ha-ha-ha! OK, bear.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56You've had this coming for a lo-o-ong time.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02The double bun special!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10HE ROARS

0:18:16 > 0:18:19HE SQUEAKS

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Ho-ho! Yucky.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Mr Prank. You're back, then?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Howdy, M-Mister Barney.

0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Mm. Very good. - Yeah, but look at the mess!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37NEIGHING

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Again! Again!

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Thank you for not telling your uncle about this, Mr Barney.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54Oh, just a bit of everyday, holiday, Wild West fun, cowboy! Forget it.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Quack-quack!

0:18:56 > 0:19:00I won't be forgetting about a thing!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Quack-quack!- Barney...

0:19:03 > 0:19:06That bunfight gave me a brilliant idea!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Ice-cream filled buns!- Oh, wow!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Mm. Delicious! - SHE LAUGHS

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Mr Prank?- I... No. I've... I've had enough of buns for one day.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Well, good to see you again, Mr Prank. Welcome home!

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Yes... Goodbye.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Hey, Nev, get your laughing gear round one of these... Nev?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Nev?- Quack-quack! Quack-quack!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- DUCKS QUACK - Quack-quack! Quack-quack!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48DUCKS QUACK

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Hello, Duckies! Yum-yum!

0:19:54 > 0:19:58NEV BURPS

0:19:58 > 0:20:03- NEV YAWNS - Oh...- Sleepy.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Too many ice-cream buns for me, partner.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- NEV BURPS - Exactly!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Nev, would you like to go on holiday to America one day?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Can't make me!- No, I'd come too! Just the two of us.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Well... And Beatrice?- Groovy!

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Well? Ask me about Beatrice and the cinema?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Yeah, yeah.- Great film. And popcorn and hot dogs.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33- Yum-yum.- With mustard.- Yucky. - It's not yucky!

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- SQUIDGY SPLAT - Oh!

0:20:35 > 0:20:40Ohhh...! Now, THAT is yucky!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Oops. Love you, Barney.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47Yeah... Oh, yeah... Yeah, I love you too!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Night-night.- Night-night.

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