0:00:20 > 0:00:25- Ok, Nev, I'll be away rehearsing the Creepy Crawly Show all day.- Oh.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30- I want you to stay here and look after Bubbles.- Oh, feel all icky.
0:00:30 > 0:00:36- Oh, come on, Nev. Come and look at how cute he is.- Run!- Oi!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Whoa! Not so fast.- Oh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- We're only looking after him for the day.- Can't make me!
0:00:42 > 0:00:48Nev, Bubbles is harmless. He's quite friendly once you get to know him.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- BUBBLES GROWLS - Hello, Bubbles.- All the same,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55we don't want him escaping. Watch him.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Just think of him as a new friend.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- BUBBLES GROWLS - I'll catch you later.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Miss you, Barney.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07HE TUTS
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- BUBBLES GROWLS - Bubbles
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yoo-hoo! You've got mail!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Hey, morning, Postie. - Oh! Morning, Barney.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Oh! Mr Prank.- You...
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Are you...spying on me?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, yes... No! No, no.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35This is for you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39HE GROANS
0:01:39 > 0:01:42It's from Martin, my twin brother.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- There's two of you? Ooh, double the fun.- Hardly!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He's everything I'm not.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Rich, successful...
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Did I mention rich? Oh boy, does he let you know about it!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00See what he has to say for himself.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE MUTTERS
0:02:02 > 0:02:04"Dear...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08"Dear..." Oh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10He's coming to visit.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Ooh!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Today?! - HE GROANS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20SHE SIGHS
0:02:20 > 0:02:21MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
0:02:21 > 0:02:23NEV YAWNS
0:02:23 > 0:02:27'We come now to the weather for the week ahead...'
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Boring!- '..this afternoon...'- Bored.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32HE SIGHS '..sunshine and clouds...'
0:02:32 > 0:02:35AN IDEA PINGS
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, Bubbles.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Just think of him as a new friend...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45..a new friend...a new friend.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yeah-yeah. Bubbles.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Friend.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Bubbles, friend.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Ah! I know, I know.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Do-do-doo.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03LATIN MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:09 > 0:03:11BUBBLES SNORES
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hmm. Excuse me, Mr Bubbles.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17BUBBLES SNORES
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Ah!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22NEV PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:03:26 > 0:03:27BUBBLES SNORES
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Hmm.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Can't hear.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Lid... - NEV PANTS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37..off!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39HE PANTS WITH EFFORT
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Bubbles, listen!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42BUBBLES SNORES
0:03:42 > 0:03:45NEV PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:03:47 > 0:03:50BUBBLES SNORES MORE LOUDLY
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Hmm. Hmm.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Ah! I know, I know.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Bubbles hungry!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03BEATRICE SCREAMS
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Oh, "Wah!" indeed. - HE LAUGHS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I say, you're looking very...
0:04:10 > 0:04:15er...very Beatrice-like today.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18And you look weird, Mr Prank.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Are you going to a fancy-dress party?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh, the...?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, no. No, no, no. Anyway...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28how do you fancy a new job?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Oh, yeah? What kind of new job? - Chauffeur.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34My brother needs picking up from the airport today.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- How much?- Much? Oh...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh! Er...ten.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Deal. So come on, tell me, what's with the stuffy costume?- Oh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:50You're looking at Lord of Prank Manor.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- And his new maid.- Maid?!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- You'd better call it 20, then. - 20?- Yes.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Tip-toparoo. For Bubbles!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Yum, yum.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Do-do-doo. Do-do-do-do-doo.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09HE GASPS
0:05:09 > 0:05:11HE SCREAMS
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No way, Jose. Bubbles gone!
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Oh, oh. Bubbles? Bubbles?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Oh, Bubbles? - HE GASPS
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Bubbles!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27NEV PANTS
0:05:27 > 0:05:29HE GROWLS
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh. Oops. Not Bubbles.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Bubbles? Bubbles?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40LIDS CLATTER
0:05:42 > 0:05:44No Bubbles.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47HE GASPS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55No Bubbles.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57HE SIGHS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59MR PRANKS MUTTERS
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Bubbles?- Atchoo!
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Oh, it's that bear again! - HE MUTTERS
0:06:09 > 0:06:12He'll mess everything up if he's not quiet.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Come on, bear! Open up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- NEV SCREAMS - Angry Pants!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Atchoo!- Oh. Yucky.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- I'm just sharing my allergies with you. Now, listen, bear.- Oh!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32I've got a very important guest arriving today
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- that I'm trying to impress. - NEV WHIMPERS
0:06:34 > 0:06:40So, I want you to tidy up and disappear.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44No mess. No noise.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And no bear mischief.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Otherwise it's the pet shop for you. - NEV GASPS
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Miss me.- Oh...
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I don't think so.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:07:00 > 0:07:02NEV SLAMS THE DOOR
0:07:02 > 0:07:04MR PRANKS GROWLS
0:07:06 > 0:07:08BUBBLES GROWLS
0:07:11 > 0:07:13NEV SCREAMS
0:07:13 > 0:07:15BUBBLES GROWLS
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hi-ya!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- NEV GASPS - No Bubbles.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I don't know what you're up to, bear,
0:07:27 > 0:07:30but this is your last warning, do you hear?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Your last warn... Hang about.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36My VIP guest will be here any minute.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37NEV GASPS
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- POSH:- Welcome to Prank Manor, my dear brother, Martin Prank.
0:07:41 > 0:07:47No, no, no. Welcome to my manor. No, that's no good.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49No... I know!
0:07:49 > 0:07:55Prank Manor welcomes Martin Prank. Oh yeah... Marty Prank.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Prank Manor welcomes Marty Prank. Yes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Ooh...
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Bubbles gone! Oh...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Bubbles? Bubbles?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12BUBBLES GROWLS
0:08:15 > 0:08:17NEV WHIMPERS
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Look, Nev, to catch a spider, you need a big net
0:08:20 > 0:08:24and loads of ice cream as bait. They love it!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26RUMBLING OVERHEAD
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Ooh!- Sounds like Bubbles is on the move.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32FLOORBOARDS CREAK Wackadoo! I see what you mean, Nev.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37That has got to be the biggest crikey spider ever let loose in the world!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh-oh! Crazy Keith, help!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45I'd love to come upstairs and help you catch that monster hairy critter,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48but I...I've got to look after the squealers.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51They don't like spiders. Shame.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Oh, frightened.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58But if you find any ice cream, be sure to let me know!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Especially if it's raspberry ripple.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06OK, Bouncer Boy, you're my posh butler, OK?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Although he's your horrid Uncle Martin,
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- I want you to call him Mr Prank. All right?- Yeah.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Quick, they're coming. Quick!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And get rid of that cat!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19CAT MEOWS
0:09:19 > 0:09:20BICYCLE BELL RINGS
0:09:20 > 0:09:26I normally travel by limousine, don'cha know.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32So...this is Prank Manor, is it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Not exactly what I was expecting.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Welcome to Prank Manor, Mr Uncle.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I-I mean, Mr Martin.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49That'll be all, thanks, er...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Binky.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Binky?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Brother Andy! Ha-ha.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Come 'ere.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Just got back from India. Spot of tiger wrestling. Keep me in trim.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Didn't know you were Lord of the Manor.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10No, well, I don't like to brag.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Not like some.
0:10:12 > 0:10:18- Anyway, how about a quick tour of Prank Manor before we dine?- Sure.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Binky? Haven't we met somewhere before?
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- Well, actually... - Don't talk to the servants, Martin,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32it gives them ideas. Shouldn't you be polishing silver?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yes, yeah, you do that, Binky.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Look around.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42I'll keep him occupied. You serve the banquet in the dining room.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- You mean Barney's flat? - Yep, Barney's flat.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Anyway, this is the east wing, which leads to the drawing room,
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- which leads to the lounge. - Did I tell you the time I fought
0:10:53 > 0:10:56a herd of crocodile with a flip-flop?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00No, no. But don't let me stop you. (Not that it would.)
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Bubbles?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Bubbles?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06PLATES CLINK
0:11:13 > 0:11:17And past the library is the north-by-north-west wing.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Oh, yes. Quite a place you've got here, Andy.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Quite a place.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30HE SNIFFS
0:11:30 > 0:11:32A-a-atchoo!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Atchoo!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Still share the allergies, though, brother, eh?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Do you know, I'm surprised you allow pets on your manor, Andy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Not pets, just pests. Ha-ha.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- CLATTER - Oh?
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Right.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55THEY SCREAM
0:11:55 > 0:11:57BOUNCER BOY WHIMPERS
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Beetroot frightened.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03It's that little bear again, isn't it, Beatrice?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Er...maid. - MARTIN LAUGHS
0:12:06 > 0:12:11No little blue bear's too small for Marty Prank to deal with!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Leave it to me, serving maid.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17It's a huge, spider, under there.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Ah, right. This is a job for you, Andy.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's your manor, after all.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28I thought you were the great tiger-wrestling adventurer.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34BOUNCER BOY GASPS
0:12:34 > 0:12:35HE GASPS AGAIN
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Shut up.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Arghh!- Oh!
0:12:44 > 0:12:49As I thought, nothing to see here. OK, let's just eat, shall we?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52If that bear messes up...
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'll serve him up at this banquet.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56HE CHUCKLES
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Psst! Beetroot.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Bubbles gone.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Oh, you mean the spider who belongs to Barney, right?- Yeah-yeah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10- PHONE RINGS - Ooh.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Hey, Nev, it's me.- Hello, Barney.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19- I'm ringing to see how things are. How's Bubbles?- Um, er... Yeah-yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Groovy. Tip-toparoo! Bye, Barney.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Have you fed him? Oh...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Oh, serving wench!- Maid!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Maid?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Aw, don't worry, Nev.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34If we work together, we can find Bubbles before Barney gets back.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- OK. Love you, Beetroot.- Aw...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I wonder where he could have got to.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, serving wench!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54BUBBLES GROWLS
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Melon ice cream, thank you.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59HE GASPS
0:13:59 > 0:14:01How...refreshing.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Pleasure, milord.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Just a squirt of raspberry sauce, Binky.
0:14:08 > 0:14:14Do you know, I'm really sure we have met before.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Have you ever been to Kuala Lumpur?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21No. I've been to Cornwall.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26M-M-Marty! Running such an enormous manor
0:14:26 > 0:14:30takes jolly hard work, even with an army of servants.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Still, that's the price you pay for success, eh?
0:14:34 > 0:14:39I mean, it's amazing, isn't it? One day caretaker, the next day lord.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44T-t-tell me, just how long has it been since you caret-taked?
0:14:47 > 0:14:56Ahem, ha! No, no, that was a... that was a very, very long time ago.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Atchoo!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Eat up. it's lovely.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Bubbles? Bubbles? Hmm.
0:15:05 > 0:15:11- I can barely remember the days... - Stinky. Catch Bubbles!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Wah.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Nev, an Angry Pants shoe trap filled with ice cream will do the trick.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22No, Nev, think of all that ice cream going to waste.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26But you you've got to catch Bubbles, Nev. Do it! Shoe it!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Don't shoe it!- Shoe it! Shoe it!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yucky!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36So, which one of our relatives is he, then?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, that's er...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42that's our Great-Uncle Rupert Prank.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- You're fibbing! - No, he's not, Uncle Martin.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Did I just say Uncle Martin?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I knew I'd seen you before!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55My, haven't you grown, Bouncer Boy!
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Oh, Bandit too! - BANDIT SNARLS ANGRILY
0:15:59 > 0:16:02So, when did you change your name to Binky?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I didn't, Uncle Andy did.- Meow!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh-h!
0:16:12 > 0:16:17Where's my ice cream?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh-h!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- A-a...- ATCHOO!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Uno problemo!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Bubbles! Shorts!
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- I warned you, bear! - Hello, Mr Angry Pants!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Hello, Mr Smarty Pants!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Oh... - HE LAUGHS
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Very good, Smarty Pants! Nice one, Nev. Ha-ha!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07I am Martin Prank,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10adventurer and all-round fearless action hero!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13And you are a rare and annoying blue bear
0:17:13 > 0:17:15who must be taught a lesson!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY - Smarty Pants!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Bubbles!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Be quiet!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23QUIET, I say!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Smarty Pants, that's very good.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Look at you. You're pathetic.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You're no lord. You're just a miserable caretaker.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37And you're just a rubbish tricycle girlie.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39And as for you, blue bear...!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Bubbles!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I don't care what your name is!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44- FIERCE ROAR - Oh!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49There's something in me pants.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Don't you mean there's something in your smarty pants?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53THEY LAUGH
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Ooh!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Bubbles!- Oh, he means Bubbles, the tarantula.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Arghh! Help! Help me!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Help yourself, you're the action man.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Well, I'm not, OK? I'm a...lollypop man...
0:18:10 > 0:18:13with a spider in his shorts. Do something!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Hee-hee. Here, let me help.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- BEATRICE GASPS - Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19MR PRANK CACKLES
0:18:19 > 0:18:20MARTIN WHIMPERS
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25BUBBLES GROWLS
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Bubbles! - NEV CHUCKLES
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Ahh. I have to hand it to you,
0:18:35 > 0:18:39you did a ripper job considering I wasn't around.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Easy-peasy.
0:18:40 > 0:18:45- Oh, and thanks for bringing me down some ice cream, buddy.- Yum-yum!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Mmm, spiders can be tricky fellows, believe me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- You never know when they'll pop up next.- Too right, bro.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Um...ice cream.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Um...now, please.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02That's why I keep in such good shape. Be prepared. Expect the unexpected.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04That's my motto!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Hungry.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Mmm.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Mmm. Arghh! Spider!
0:19:10 > 0:19:11KEITH SCREAMS
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Where, Nev, where?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Aah! Don't just stand there, Nevvie, run!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17A-a-ahh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21No spider. Ha-ha-ha! Joke!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Mmm. Ice cream, yum-yum!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28HE BURPS
0:19:31 > 0:19:33THEY SIGH IN RELIEF
0:19:33 > 0:19:39Well, that's the last we've seen of old Smarty Pants for a while.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Who'd have thought he was really a lollypop man!- Indeed.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Hey, my favourite people!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Hi, Barney.- Hello, Barney.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Hello, Mr Barney, sir.- Mr Prank.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52So, how's Bubbles?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- BUBBLES SNORES - Asleep in his cage.- Too right!
0:19:55 > 0:20:03- Yes.- Well, anyway, I must be off. So much to do in Prank Manor, ha-ha!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06That's what I've been calling it... Prank Manor.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- HIS SHOE SQUELCHES - O-oh...
0:20:12 > 0:20:16MR PRANK SIGHS
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Um... You've got runny ice cream in your shoe.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Uh-oh.- Oh...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25So there is.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I'm sorry, mate, but tomorrow I'm taking Bubbles back to his owners.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Miss you, Bubbles.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37See, I knew you'd get to like him.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Where is Bubbles, by the way? - NEV GASPS
0:20:41 > 0:20:44MR PRANK YELLS
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Ha-ha. I think we have our answer.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Ha-ha, Angry Pants!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- I'd better go and get him.- Ha-ha!
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