Gnome Laughing Matter

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22GIGGLING

0:00:22 > 0:00:24OK, mate, I'll be really quick.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27When I get back, I'll make dinner for Beatrice.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Don't forget to set the table!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Aye aye, Captain! Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Hello, Aunt Barbara.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36What's that?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Barney, dear boy, are you blind?

0:00:39 > 0:00:40It's a gnome!

0:00:40 > 0:00:45I thought we could have something to brighten up the place a bit.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Fair enough.- Is that my favourite poochie there?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Ruff, ruff!- Ahhh.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Here we go then, Nevvy doggy.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Wait for it...wait for it!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59And...go!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01HE MUNCHES

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yum yum!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Good doggy.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Now, where are you off to?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Supermarket.- Got yourself a proper job at last?!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- No, I'm going shopping.- Splendid!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16You can give me a lift with all my heavy shopping bags.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'm sure your manager won't mind.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Actually...- Tally ho, boys!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- I've got my own shopping to do... - Love you, Barney.- Love you too.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Oh.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32HE GASPS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Hello, Gnomey.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36All right, Nevvy! NEV SCREAMS

0:01:36 > 0:01:39So, who's the little fella?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Gnomey.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Ugly little blighter, isn't he?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Oh! It's old Angry Pants! I'm outta here!

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hello, Bear.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Achooo!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yucky!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Mr Barney's given me permission

0:02:01 > 0:02:04to use his kitchen for my ice-cream making today.

0:02:04 > 0:02:10Let him foot the humungous electricity bill rather than me!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12No way, Jose!

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Look. Keep your mouth shut and I'll let you lick the ice-cream scoop.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah, yeah!

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Barely get the chance to make any ice cream, with busybody Barbara,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25poking her nose where it's not wanted.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Hello. Where did that thing come from?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Barbara.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Frightened!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38What?! You're scared of a stupid little gnome!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Pull yourself together, Bear!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45While the cat's away, it's ice-cream making day!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Come on! Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Mmm, beats my usual caretaking duties.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58This little lot should see me well into next week.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Licky scoop, please.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Not now, Bear!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I've only got a tiny window of opportunity to replenish my stock

0:03:05 > 0:03:08while old busybody Barbara is out!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Now, please!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14HE SHRIEKS

0:03:16 > 0:03:18BEAR!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now look what you've made me do!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'm gonna have to make some more now!

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Looky!- Looky! At what?! The cupboard? The washing machine?!

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Gnomey!

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Gnomey. Oh, the gnome that was outside is now in there.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Yeah-yeah! Frightened!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Oh. I've had enough of your shenanigans, Bear.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And to prove a point...

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Ta-da!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ahhh! Gone!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Gone! It wasn't there in the first place!

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Now, you watch the gogglebox and let me graft in peace.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Onions!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Discovered! You are not a dog.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10You are a bear.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Gnome report to Mistress Barbara. Your secret's out.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ahhhhhhhhh!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19What did you say, Bear?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hi-i-i-ya!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26You see, Doris, it's all about balance.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hi-i-i-ya!

0:04:28 > 0:04:29PANTING

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Keith!- G'day. Hi-i-iya!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Hiya!- Hi-i-i-ya!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Hiya.- I said g'day, mate, now will you leave it? Hi-i-i-ya!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Hiya.- Ohh, strewth, Nevvy!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Crazy Keith, help!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- What's up, mate?- Gnomey! Problemo!

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Gnome? Ahh, nothing old Keithy here can't sort out, I'm sure.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Confused.- It's just a gnome.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Can't do anybody any harm!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Ah! The gnome's gone!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Frightened!- Who moved it?! Angry Pants?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Postie, I'll bet.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Well, it can't just have took off by itself, can it?- Yeah!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Nah, you must have this wrong, Nev.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Gnomes can't go walkabout like us. It's impossible!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ahhhh!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Discovered! Underground Koala infestation!

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Gnome report to Mistress Barbara. Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Wackadoo!

0:05:31 > 0:05:36I don't believe it! I've been rumbled by a spy gnome!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ohhhh!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42# Oh, I do like to earn lots of moolah

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Oh, I do like to earn lots of dough...#

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Angry Pants! Quick!

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Not you again, Bear!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Gnomey...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yes, is out in the hall!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Let me tell you a story about the bear that cried wolf.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Once upon a time...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Discovered, illegal ice-cream-making!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Report to Mistress Barbara! Top priority!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Why, you sneaky little...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Mundo problemo!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Oh, that gnome has got photographic evidence

0:06:19 > 0:06:21of my dodgy ice-cream activities!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Oh, and if Miss Barbara finds out about my moonlighting,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29she'll sack me on the spot! Oh...

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Oh, and if I don't have a job,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I won't get the flat that goes with it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:39And then I'll be homeless and jobless and penniless!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42HE CRIES

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, never mind.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Never mind? Never mind?!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53This is a catastrophe on an unimaginable scale!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58But I won't take this lying down.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02We need to mobilise, join forces to defeat the foe!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Are you in, Bear?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Yeah!- Good! Then we'll get tooled up,

0:07:07 > 0:07:11and rendezvous in the hallway in ten minutes!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh...mmmm.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19GO, GO, GO, GO!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Right...

0:07:23 > 0:07:28- Crazy Keith!- Ah! Good of you to drop in Down Under, Nev, my old buddy!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Just packing up my stuff. We're moving out!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Oh, not sure the remote's worth taking without the telly, Doris!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Here, Nevvy, what are you keeping as a souvenir?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Oh, confused!- Ah, we've got to split

0:07:40 > 0:07:42before the gnome dobs me in to Aunt Barbara

0:07:42 > 0:07:45and she calls in the pest controller.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Better to leave on my own four paws than in a box,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- if you know what I mean... - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55..which sort of means I've got to say goodbye.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh-oh!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00I-I'm going to miss you, Nevvy!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05And Barney, and Beatrice, and even old Angry Pants up there!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08No way, Jose!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Oh, come here!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12THEY SOB AND WAIL

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'll never forget you, mate!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- I love you, Crazy Keith!- Oh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Feel a little lonely!

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Here I am!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Achoo!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Why are you wet?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Um...stuff.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh, and what's that?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Um...uh-oh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49And what are you going to do with that? Pathetic! Get rid of it!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56All right, it could have its uses. Now then, listen.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01You are about to embark on what I have cleverly called

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Operation Gnome Laughing Matter.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Quite clever, that, I thought, you know!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Rather a good play on words, "Gnome"... Anyway, this...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14..is our target. Approach with caution.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Last seen in the vicinity of Mr Barney's Breakfast Bar,

0:09:18 > 0:09:22in possession of a camera containing photographs

0:09:22 > 0:09:26of me doing rather naughty ice-cream stuff. Understand?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh! Aye aye, Captain!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31We need to locate and apprehend the target

0:09:31 > 0:09:35before he passes on said evidence to his superior.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Hmmm, confused!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41We need to get him before he drops me in it with Miss Barbara. Get it?

0:09:42 > 0:09:49- Oops!- Right, well, I am a maverick. I play by my rules...

0:09:49 > 0:09:53..but I get results. Let's do it, Nevster!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Aaaaaargh!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Get him, then! Oooh!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh! Gone!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Well, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Come here, you little blighter!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Aaargh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh! Angry Pants!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Gnomey gone!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Yeah, well, thanks for pointing that out, Bear!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'll fix that later, if I've still got a job!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26GLASS SMASHES

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh! There he is! Run!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Don't let him get away!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Out of my way, Bear!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Where's he got to now? Come out, come out, wherever you are!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Hot!- We need to do a clean sweep,

0:10:42 > 0:10:45eliminate the rooms from our enquiries,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47and then do that thing where they shout, "CLEAR!"

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Aye aye, Captain!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Now, to nick a villain, you've got to kick in a few doors.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Groovy!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59But that's mine. We won't start with that one.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Oh! Oh! Oh!- CHARGE!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Ow!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Careful, mate! Have you seen my boomerang, Nevvy?

0:11:17 > 0:11:22Right, Bear, I'm the one who kicks in the doors!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Aye aye, Captain! - Right, let's get him!

0:11:27 > 0:11:33Ooh, ooh, ooh... Ooh, ooh, ooh!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Ha, ha! Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Oh...a pesky gnome isn't going to outsmart me!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42But where's he gone?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Oh, he must be in the kitchen!

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Right! I'm going in. On a count of three, Bear, cover me!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ready?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12One, two, three!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14A-ha!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18No, I didn't mean cover me like that, Bear!

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Oops!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Get me out of here, Bear!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Ha-ha! Wackadoo!

0:12:25 > 0:12:30Oh... Oh, I'm going to miss this, Doris.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Where did the gnome go, Bear?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Um, outside!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Right! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go...

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Right, Bear, let's try again. - Yeah-yeah!- Cover me!

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Well cool - just like in the movies.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Whooarrgh!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Who left that there?- I know, I know!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Gnomey!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11GUN SQUEAKS

0:13:11 > 0:13:13What's wrong with this? Oh! OI!

0:13:20 > 0:13:24So, you want to play it like that, do you, Gnomey?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27You want a face off? We'll give you a face off!

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Won't we, Bear? Yeah!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31ENGINE STARTS

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Discovered! Mr Prank is owner of ice-cream van!

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Report to Mistress Barbara! Must ask for a bonus!

0:13:43 > 0:13:50I've been snapped in this thing now! I'm done for! Achoo!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Go, go, go, go!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Gnomey!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Boomerang - check.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Sunnies - check.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Snap of my old buddies to put under my pillow

0:14:07 > 0:14:12before I cry myself to sleep in some strange bed - check. Cork hat?!

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Ah, not seen it. Have you seen it, Doris?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Ah, wackadoo!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Oh, yeah!- Groovy!

0:14:32 > 0:14:37Oh, he's gone back inside! Let's move!

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- 'Baa!'- Hmmm. - 'Lemonade, 25, Code Six...'

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, never mind!

0:14:44 > 0:14:48Oh, now, you guys, take care of Nevvy for me.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Make sure he washes behind his ears.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53COME OUT! Come out...

0:14:53 > 0:14:56..wherever you are!

0:14:56 > 0:15:02Now, you wouldn't be behind this shower curtain, would you, Gnome?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Maybe it's time you gave yourself up!

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Where is he?!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17So long, Angry Pants. Oh!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Oh, outwitted by a gnome!

0:15:22 > 0:15:27- Maybe I don't deserve to be in such a high-powered job.- Yeah-yeah!

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- I meant, no way, Jose! I love you, Mr Angry Pants.- Good.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36In that case, go and get me some milk out of the fridge, Bear.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Aye aye, Captain!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Aaaaargh!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Got him!

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Well done, Bear!

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Can't catch me! Na, na, na-na, na!

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Oh! Mundo problemo!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Let him go! Get off him!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Frightened!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Quick, hold my hand, Bear! That's it!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Hang on!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's no good, Bear! I'm not strong enough to hold you!

0:16:23 > 0:16:24There's only one thing for it!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26The camera - give it him back!

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Aaaargh!

0:16:29 > 0:16:35- Let's go!- Run!- Go, go, go, go, go!

0:16:35 > 0:16:41Ice cream - tasty! Discovered by me!

0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Almost...there! - If my frozen produce has melted,

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I shall be sending you the bill!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51What is that infernal noise?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53What's all this?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56That van is always clogging up the street.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Must find out who owns the thing.

0:16:58 > 0:17:04- Maybe the ice-cream man.- Oh, I feel quite jaded after that little jaunt.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08I need a rest. Can you bring my bags in, please, Barney?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Oh! Sure, Aunt Barbara!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13It's not like I've got a meal to prepare for Beatrice, or anything.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh, do shut up moaning, dear boy.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Here you are, you can carry them. Come on, hurry up!

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Well, well, well. If it isn't that "couldn't care less" caretaker.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26And what exactly is going on in here?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34- And where has my gnome got to? - Mr Prank? Nev? Everything OK?

0:17:34 > 0:17:39I'd like to say I'll be able to explain, Mr Barney, sir,

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Miss Barbara, sir - ma'am - but I think it would take all day.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Down, down, there's a good dog!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Down. Spy Gnome.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53Return to base. Repeat, return to base.

0:17:53 > 0:17:59- Report to base. Report to mistress. - Aunt Barbara, what ARE you doing?

0:17:59 > 0:18:00I'm calling my ears and eyes.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04It's about time I found out exactly what was going on around here

0:18:04 > 0:18:06when my back was turned.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Oh, woof woof!- Return to base.- It's been a pleasure to serve you all.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Are you telling me that that garden gnome isn't just a garden gnome?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15It's a spy gnome?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, yes, Barney, dear.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Hi, everyone!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Incredible!- Oh, thanks. Had it done especially for the meal.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, no, not you - Beatrice.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Nip inside and I'll rustle you up a nice tea.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Nev's laid the table, and we're all sorted.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Uh-oh!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31No-no-no-no-no!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Nev, out the way!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Beetroot, Beetroot! Um, hello!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hello, Nev. Do you mind?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Keith!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- At least I've got my ice-cream business to keep me going.- Gnome!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Return to base.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48GNOME! Are you deaf?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Look, I'm sorry, Aunt Bar,

0:18:50 > 0:18:53but you've crossed the line. We do not like being spied on.

0:18:53 > 0:18:59Don't let's gets things out of all proportion, dear boy! GNOME!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'm gonna miss this, Nevvy.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh, me too, Keith.

0:19:04 > 0:19:10And I'm gonna miss these goodbye hugs we keep having!

0:19:10 > 0:19:11They're kind of fun.

0:19:11 > 0:19:18- Yeah-yeah.- Well, this is it. Time to go walkabout.- Oh!

0:19:18 > 0:19:23So long, old buddy. It's been a blast.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25BANG! < Arrrgh!

0:19:25 > 0:19:26What was that?!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Dear girl, what HAVE you done?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Beatrice? Are you all right?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yum yum!

0:19:45 > 0:19:49One minute, there was a gnome stood there, eating ice cream,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51and then it just exploded!

0:19:51 > 0:19:59- What?- Impossible! - So... the gnome is no more?

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Is this your idea of top tea? - It had nothing to do with me!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'd been to the hairdresser's! Look at the state of me!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Was it closed?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Beatrice, I swear, this had nothing to do with me.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Stay for dinner and we'll sort it out.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I wouldn't have dinner with you if Gordon Ramsey cooked it!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Beatrice! Oh, careful!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Oh! Mm!

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Well, thanks a lot, Aunt B(!) Not only have you hired a faulty gnome,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31you've wrecked my chances with Beatrice,

0:20:31 > 0:20:36- and look at the state of my flat! - I shall be asking for my money back.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39And what right do you have to go spying on all of us, anyway?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I couldn't have put it better myself, Mr Barney, sir.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45The owner of this block of flats, your Uncle Rupert,

0:20:45 > 0:20:47would not be best pleased.

0:20:47 > 0:20:53Dig-a-mi doo-dah, Doris! I don't think we need to skedaddle after all!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Oh...I think I'm going to miss missing things!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Come on, Aunt Barbara. Out.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03A gnome that spies on people? What were you thinking?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Well done, Bear!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09HIS HEAD SQUEAKS

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I've a good mind to get on to Uncle Rupert

0:21:13 > 0:21:16and tell him exactly what his sister Barbara's been up to.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Never mind.- That's my chances with Beatrice blown, again.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Beetroot!- I can't work out where that ice cream came from.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27There was one tub in the freezer last time I checked.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Oh, love you, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Nev? Is there something you want to tell me?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35NEV SNORES

0:21:35 > 0:21:37You're asleep, are you?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40I'll sleep like a log too, after all that pedal-pushing.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42I love you, Barney.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I love you too, mate. Night-night.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49WHIRRING

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Nev? Was that you?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54No-no-no.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- AAAAAAARGH!- AAAAAARGH!