0:00:21 > 0:00:25HE SNORES
0:00:31 > 0:00:33LOUD CLATTERING
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Wh...? What, why, who... Where's the fire?!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Wakey, wakey! Time to get up!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Brabrab!- Aunt Barbara!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46What are you doing here at six o'clock in the morning?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- You agreed to let me use your flat today, remember?- No, I don't.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54You would, if I'd asked. You're such a good, kind boy. Come along!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- There's a good boy! - No, it's early!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hmmm.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Why didn't you just ask me? It wouldn't have been a problem.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm so busy, I've got so much to do!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I've gotta get dressed, I'm not going!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You can get dressed on the way!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Oh, and don't worry about your little doggy, I'll take good care of him.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Aunt Barbara, he's not a dog. - Woof, woof! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Have a nice day, dear. Don't hurry home, bye!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Love you, Barney!- See ya later, Nev!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33OK, what just happened? Am I having a weird dream?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35SHE WOLF WHISTLES
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Nice jim-jams, cuz!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, yes! Very fetching, Mr Barney, sir.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Melanie? What are you doing here? It's six o'clock.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I wish I knew.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Melanie, how lovely to see you!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Plank, late again! Come on, you two, look lively!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Hup-two, hup-two, hup-two, hup-two!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Um, can I...
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Right, well... I'll be off to work then.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Right, you lot! Stand up straight.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Stomachs in, chest out!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Ears open and mouths shut!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Love you, Brabrab! Woof!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now, our mission today is to entertain this young lady.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Her name is Samantha
0:02:24 > 0:02:28and she's the daughter of a dear American friend of mine.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30And she's going to pay us a visit.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34She's also a successful New York fashion designer.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh! Ooh la la!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Which is why we're using Barney's flat.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- It's more hip and trendy than mine. - You're not wrong!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I want to make a big impression on Samantha,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48that's why I've got rid of Barney.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I don't want her to know he's just a TV presenter.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Why?- Sssh!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56You, on the other hand, Melanie, dear,
0:02:56 > 0:03:01are such a wonderful girl that I decided you can host this event.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh, no. I've got plans.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06You clever girl! I've only just mentioned it
0:03:06 > 0:03:09and you've already got a plan!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You can do the flowers, the music,
0:03:11 > 0:03:15and I bought you this lovely dress to wear.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Oh, no, but I...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23On to you, little Neville!
0:03:23 > 0:03:28You just stay your charming little lucky self, this afternoon!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30He's a bear!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Woof, woof!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Oh! You're such a good doggy! Treat?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Woof!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Wait for it... Wait for it...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45and go!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Good doggy!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47HE BURPS
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Ah...ah...
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Atchoo!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh! Er...sorry, sorry, it's...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Uh, em...oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Which brings me to Mr Plank!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Uh...i-i-it's Prank, but...- PLANK!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03A couldn't-care-less caretaker!
0:04:03 > 0:04:08I want you to clean this flat from top to bottom, then clear off!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11When Samantha gets here I want you out of the building.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Better still, the country! - Yeah, but...
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Now that that's all sorted, Melanie, dear, you're "with it", tell me,
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- what are smoothies? - They're a yummy, fruity drink!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Good! Apparently Samantha's very fond of them,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- so I'll get somebody to make them. - Actually, I can...
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- I'll look on the interweb.- But I... - We all know what we're doing!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36So go, go, go!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Ooh!- Oh, um...
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Now, Auntie, dearest, are you sure you know what you're doing?
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Of course, Melanie! I've used the interweb many times!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, OK.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58COMPUTER BLEEPS
0:04:58 > 0:05:02SHOUTING: I...would...like...someone
0:05:02 > 0:05:05to...make...smoothies!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I think it's broken!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12< DOOR OPENS
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Did somebody say, "smoothies"?! Heh-heh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23BUTTON BLEEPS
0:06:04 > 0:06:06MACHINE WHIRRING
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Pick a card!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Drinks for everyone!
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- SKIDDING - Whoa! Ha-ha-ha! There we are!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Is that your card?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Oh, brilliant!- Yeah-heh-heh! Groovy, indeed!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40That was amazing! How did you do that?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Four years of night classes at smoothie-making college!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Very good! Now that you're something of an expert,
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- do you know someone who could make smoothies for me tonight?- But I...
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Aunt!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, alright!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59But don't make a mess of this one, Plank!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01You can rely on me!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03That's what worries me!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Now, Melanie, get everything organised, good girl,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10and don't forget to wear your lovely new dress!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yes, Aunt.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'm off to get Tracy Philip to design me a new hat.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Oh! I almost forgot the most important thing.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24I've given Samantha Barney's number so she can ring for directions.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Make sure you don't miss the call. - Yes, Ma'am.- Yes, sir...uh, Ma'am!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Plank!- Yes?- Get cleaning! - Cleaning, uh...cleaning, yes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:42Right, bear! I've gotta clean your disgusting bathroom now!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Love you, Mr Angry Pants!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48But before I go, let me make one thing crystal clear!
0:07:48 > 0:07:54- What?- My smoothie bar is not a toy! - Yeah, yeah!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58STAY AWAY! From my smoothie bar!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Ah! Uh...I'm watching you, bear!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Mmmm.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Now, please!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15HE CHUCKLES
0:08:18 > 0:08:19SPLASHING >
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Oops!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Can't see!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE LAUGHS
0:08:29 > 0:08:30I knew it! Bear!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Do not move another inch!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Ah, ah... Don't!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39HE LAUGHS
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Do not...turn on that blender!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46No!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Bear!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48SWITCH BLEEPS
0:08:48 > 0:08:51TICKING
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Uh-oh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54TICKING
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, no!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58BLENDER WHIRRING
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Bear!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Oops!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08BEAR!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Ru-u-u-u-un!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Come 'ere! Aaargh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Aaargh!- Come 'ere, bear!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Argh!- Bear, I'll get you, bear!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Where are ya?!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25When I get my hands on you, bear...!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Whoa!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Aaaaow!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Who turned the lights out?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Ha-ha! Wow, some party!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Ha-ha-ha!- Wackadoo!- Yeah, yeah!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh! Miss Barbara's gonna go mad!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47How can I do her cocktails like this?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Oh dear!- Leave this to crazy Keith!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54I'll fix this before Aunt Barbie finds out, and you get into trouble!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I dunno what I'm gonna do now!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Good morning, Mr Prank!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm Professor Bucket,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04from the Australian Institute of Bucket Removal.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I was in the area today. - That was lucky then, wasn't it?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Yeah, now are you aware you've got a Type 4 Winston Percival ice-bucket
0:10:13 > 0:10:15stuck on your head?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah, I had noticed, yes.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22You're in luck, cos I'm an expert in this type of bucket removal.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Close your eyes and stay still.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'm gonna try the Fandinky method of removal
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Right, great, yeah.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Aow! Ow! Oh! Aow!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Anything?- Well, I'm starting to get a headache.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Yeah, I was afraid of that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44This calls for the inverted Pabalibony Ono method!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Nnngh!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Ow! Ooh! Aow! Ow!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52That felt a lot like the Fandinky method!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Ah! Well, it would do to a non-expert!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Time for the Imbooboo Wasalanky method!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Eh, d'you have any bigger hammers?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05< Hello, Mr Prank, team meeting, now!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Smelanie, quick!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Oh, well, I'm a busy koala...man! I'm a busy man!
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Best of luck with it, Mr Prank! - B-B-But you haven't got it off yet!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh, doctors! What do they know?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19OW!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?- Yes!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27All right, don't get snippy with me!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30It's not my fault, is it, Nev?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'll get you for this, bear!
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Can't scare me!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Atchoo!
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Oh, that's disgusting! - Aunt Barbara's gonna go ballistic!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44We'll all end up in trouble if this Samantha thing goes wrong.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- She'll be back from the hat makers in...- Hello!- Now! Hide!- Aaargh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51LOUD CLATTER
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Aunt Barbara, your hat looks gorgeous!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Why, thank you, Melanie, dear.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Let's have a proper look - strike a pose!
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Oh yes, you look wonderful! That looks so good! Fab-u-lous!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09The colour looks great on you, and I love the feather.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13I'm glad you like it. Now how's the cleaning going?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Brilliant!- That's funny, I thought I had my glasses on a second ago.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Nope, don't think so! You don't really need them anyway.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25You're right. I can see perfectly well without them.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Melanie, you're looking very skinny.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Are you eating properly?
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Um, Aunt, that's a coat stand!- Oh!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Anyway, all's going well here.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Why don't you go upstairs and relax until Samantha gets here.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43PHONE RINGS
0:12:43 > 0:12:47That'll be her now. I'll give her all the directions.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- If you're sure... - Phone, get the phone!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- ANSWER PHONE: - 'You're through to Barney and Nev.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- 'We're not here right now...' - Nev, answer it!- No problemo!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02'Hi, this is Samantha, Barbara gave me this number,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05'so if you could give me a call back my number is...'
0:13:05 > 0:13:07PHONE: 'Message deleted.'
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Oh no! Hello? Hello?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14She's gone!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Uh-oh!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20We now have a barman with a bucket on his head,
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- and a guest who we can't ring back, so isn't gonna turn up!- Oh dear!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27We're all in really big trouble.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Ideas, anyone?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Hmmm... Oh!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I know, I know - Barney!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Oh, what a day!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I got some funny looks dressed like this.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Anyway, I got your message, Nev, so here I am.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Why's Mr Prank got a bucket on his head?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- More walking, less talking. You need to get changed.- Yeah, good point.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- I do look a bit stupid, don't I? - Oh, you say that now!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh, we're all doomed!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03NEV LAUGHS
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Bear?! Bear, what are you doing?!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Heh-heh-heh!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Shut up! If I were you I wouldn't be laughing.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It'll be a miracle if this plan works.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Hello!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Here goes nothing!
0:14:30 > 0:14:36- Melanie, dear, don't you look lovely?!- So do you, Aunt.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Oh, look at us, we could be sisters!
0:14:39 > 0:14:44When I saw this dress in both our sizes, I just couldn't resist!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Aaaw, you should have tried(!)
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Is everything ready? - We're all set.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- In fact, Samantha has already arrived!- Really?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Wonderful!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Uh-oh!
0:14:55 > 0:15:00- LOUDER: - Samantha... has already...arrived!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Here she is!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Come on, Samantha.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Samantha, is that you?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- POSH, HIGH VOICE:- Oh, Barbara, how lovely to see you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21But you've got so big and your accent is a surprise.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27Oh, Samantha said earlier, she slips in and out of her American accent.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Ow!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- AMERICAN ACCENT: - Oh, totally, Melanie.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33It's so rad to be here, like, cowabunga.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Let me have a good look at you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Oh, such a lovely young lady.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Do take a seat.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, thank you.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- WHISPERS: Have you got that picture? - Um...
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Psst!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's her, all right.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11So, Samantha, you must tell me everything about yourself.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, you have met my niece Melanie, haven't you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:19- Oh, yes, and I like her dress. - I like yours too.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Where are my manners? I must offer you a drink.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- I'll get it!- No, no, you stay where you are, dear.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Mr Plank.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Yes?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Would you give our guest one of your lovely smoothies?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Right. Of course! Ha ha! No problem.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Fruit smoothies coming up. Whoa!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Get on with it, man!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Right, er...smoothies.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53A bit of music.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Take the blender.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Three glasses. One, two and...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Wah!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08CUP CLUTTERS
0:17:08 > 0:17:10O-o-oh. Wha-hey!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16MR PRANK LAUGHS
0:17:19 > 0:17:21He's a professional, you know.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Really... Oh! - AMERICAN ACCENT:- Oh, really?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Put stuff in the blender not down my trousers!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Stuff! Yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10BEEPING
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Pick a card!- Magic as well! He really is a knock-out performer.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16No kidding. Er...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- AMERICAN ACCENT:- No kidding.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Heh heh, there we are.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Da na! Was that your card?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42THUD!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45CRASH!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, wasn't that good?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Groovy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Well, that was fantastic, wasn't it?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Well, it was certainly memorable. - You can say that again.
0:18:57 > 0:19:03I'm absolutely gasping. Chin, chin! Bottoms up!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Oh, no, don't!- No, no!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08SHE SLURPS
0:19:11 > 0:19:13SHE HICCUPS
0:19:13 > 0:19:15SHE HICCUPS
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Oh, my.- Auntie, are you OK?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19SHE HICCUPS
0:19:21 > 0:19:24SHE GASPS AND PANTS
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Leave it to me. I'll sort this out.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Ducky! Ta da!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Oh, good gravy! How did that happen?
0:19:53 > 0:19:58It must've been something you ate earlier that didn't agree with you.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Oh! There's something on the floor.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Oh! They're my glasses.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23PHONE RINGS
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Hello. Barbara speaking.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Oh, yes, Samantha. Yes, I understand.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36A slight communication breakdown at our end.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Yes, I do understand you've made other plans.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Yes, well, I do hope to see next time you're in town, dear.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Bye!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Oh! Uh! Ooh, my head!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Ooh! Ha! Look at that!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Miss Barbara, Sir...uh...Ma'am.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03This... I could...
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Oh! Cleaning every inch of the block for Aunt Barbara was exhausting.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Too right, bro. Smoothie?
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Oh, no thanks, mate. I'm not in the mood for an experimental smoothie.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27- Smoothie, smoothie, smoothie! - OK, OK, just one.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Ta.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Actually, that's really nice.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- What's in it?- Mm...secret.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah? Well, it's delish. Good work.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Anyway, night, mate.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Love you, Barney.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49HE FARTS
0:21:50 > 0:21:55The secret ingredient wasn't baked beans, was it?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Hm! Maybe!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58THEY LAUGH
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I thought so. Why don't you try some?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- No way!- Come on, you'll love it. Helps you run faster.