0:00:20 > 0:00:25Come on. I can't understand it, Nev. It was working yesterday.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Beatrice is coming round later.
0:00:30 > 0:00:36- We're going to watch a romantic French movie together.- Ooh, la, la!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Do you know why the TV's not working, Nev?- Hmm...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Are you ready, Nevvy?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Across the ramp and over the telly.- Um...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Aye, aye, Captain.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Commencing countdown. Engines on!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54ENGINE REVS
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Three, two, one...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Lift off!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Vroom, vroom!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Strewth! Are you OK, Nevvy?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Mate? Speak to me! Speak to me!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14NEV GRUNTS
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Mnmph... Zippadiyah!- Yeah! Wackadoo-doo!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Vroom, vroom! Ha, ha, ha!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- So you DO know something about the telly.- Erm...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Whatever you've been up to,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- you've left us with no telly and me with no movie to watch.- Sorry.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- All right. It's your fault if you're bored while I work.- Miss you.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, miss you too. See you later.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Come along, Plank. I want this old junk off mine stacked up neatly.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Ow!- And then I want it put in the skip outside.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52If we're throwing it all away,
0:01:52 > 0:01:57why are we stacking it here, Ms Barbara, sir, er, ma'am?
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- So no-one trips up over it!- Who's gonna be stupid enough to... Oh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Morning, Aunt Barbara. Mr Prank.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Good morning, Mr Barney, sir.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Good morning, Barney. Although it scarcely still is morning.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Just off to your TV presenting job?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Uh, yeah, I am. And your watch is on that wrist.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I agree with you, Ms Barbara, sir, uh, ma'am.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Yes, appearing on television must be very easy.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- It can be quite hard. It's like any other job, really.- Ah,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37not really like caretaking though, is it?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40A caretaker's job is never done.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, yours certainly never seems to be.
0:02:44 > 0:02:51Oh, yes. Always fancied meself on television, Mr Barney, sir.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56All this talent, natural good looks. I thought I could go far.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah. Maybe.- Maybe.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- I've really gotta go.- Oh, yes!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06NEV SIGHS
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Boring.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I know, I know! Crazy Keith.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Crazy Kei-ei-ei-ei-eith!
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Come on, Doris. How long's this silent treatment gonna go on for?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ha-ha-ha! Whee-ee-ee!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yeurgh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Ouch.- G'day, Nevvy! How's it hangin', buddy?
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Hello, Crazy Keith. I'm Bored. Telly broken.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52That's a right dingo's breakfast of a to-do, and no mistake.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55We'll have to... LOUD CRASH
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Strewth! What was that?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Ow! Oh!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Ow! Oh! Yeow!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Stupid...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15boxes! Oh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Mr Prank, you all right?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Yes, just moving a bit of junk.- The door to my flat seems to be blocked.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Could you move this as well?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Oh, yes. Of course. - I wanna get changed
0:04:29 > 0:04:33cos I'm going to Barney's later to watch this French film.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Oh. La, La.- Ha, ha.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Mundo problemo!- Too right, buddy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42They're gonna be looking at a blank screen all night.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Unless...
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Pan...zoom... Focus. Bonza!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Unless I'm very much mistaken, there's a telly in that junk.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, zippadiyah!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- There you are, Beatrice. - Thank you, Mr Prank.- My pleasure.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Nice threads.- Confused.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Telly.- Oh, strewth, Nevvy. That thing's as old as Aunt Barbara!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Never mind. Telly! - Yeah, and I've got a plan.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- You distract Angry Pants, I'll get the telly.- Easy peasy.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28And I'm telling you this as a friend, but that colour does nothing for you.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hmm, I don't know.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Right, what have we here? - Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39HE SNEEZES
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oww!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Psst, now, now!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Oh... Ow... Gnmph! Bear!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Where are you, bear?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Here I am.- Come here!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Nice one, Nevvy.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Erm, Mr Prank?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Yes?- I'm gonna need to get out of the flat sometime,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14you know, later on? To see the French film?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh yes, of course. I'll tell you what...
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'll move some of this junk, shall I?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Merci beaucoup.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26THEY LAUGH
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Can't catch me!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Ha, ha! High five!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Bear!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Oh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Ooh, that fat bear! Oh!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44And push! Nearly there... And stop.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Yeah. THEY PANT
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Ha, ha! Telly!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah, ha, ha!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Hmm.- Huh.- Nothing. Hmm.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Give it here. You're obviously not doing it right.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02There you go.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Huh?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05DOOR KNOCKS
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Bear! Have you moved that television?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Angry Pants! Time for a sharp exit!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- I might have known it was you, bear,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21making trouble for me by moving this old thing.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23You know it's broken, don't you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Um, yeah, yeah. Broken.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, I've got a good mind to give you...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35..some scattered showers. With sunny intervals.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And the weather system will be moving further up north,
0:07:38 > 0:07:42where we'll see highs of 26, 27.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47But on the other hand, blue bears are in for a...stormy time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- THUNDER ROLLS - Oh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yah-hoo!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Howdy, partners!
0:07:58 > 0:08:04I'm gonna round me up some critters, then I'm gonna round you up, bear!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Run!- Yee-haw!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Come here, bear!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Strewth!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Bear!- Can't catch me.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeeee-ARGH!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Ha-ha, ha, ha!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm gonna get you, bear!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Name?- N-N-N-Nev!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- What is your specialist subject? - Hmm... Angry Pants.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You have two minutes on Angry Pants, starting...now.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37What N is a blue bear that's about to get caught?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- No way, Jose.- Incorrect.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- What am I gonna do to you when I catch you?- Kissy-kissy?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Incorrect. - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50"Oh dear" indeed.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Is that your final answer? - Um, no-no, no, no!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'm going to have to hurry you.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Can't catch me!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Where is the bear?
0:09:07 > 0:09:12- Nevvy.- What?- Try the on/off switch. That might get rid of him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Ah. So, bear, who do you think is...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21the weakest link?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Angry Pants.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Incorrect.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30SILENCE
0:09:30 > 0:09:34That's the sound off, at least. Try again, Nevvy.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37...with a donkey. Oh, that's better.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I've started, so I'll finish...you off.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42That's just black and white.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46We are now going...to sudden death.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No way, Jose!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You are the weakest link, bear...
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Goodbye.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53N-n-n-no!
0:09:55 > 0:10:01- Tip top-a-roo!- Woo-hoo! Wackadoo, you did it, Nevvy, ha, ha, ha!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ah. I wonder where he went.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04KNOCKING ON GLASS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08'Where am I?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12'Bear? Bear!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16'What have you done?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21'Bear, get me out of here.'
0:10:22 > 0:10:25THEY LAUGH
0:10:27 > 0:10:34'Shh. The largest land mammal alive, capable of squashing a human.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39'But at this safe distance, if I stay very, very quiet...'
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- VOLUME INCREASES - 'There's absolutely no chance
0:10:43 > 0:10:46'of him attacking me WHATSOVEVER!'
0:10:46 > 0:10:49THEY LAUGH
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- 'Argh!' - ELEPHANT ROARS
0:10:53 > 0:10:58'Oh. Thank you, Sue. And welcome to the finals
0:10:58 > 0:11:01'of the World's Smelliest Feet Competition,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04'which I have the pleasure to be judging today.'
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Ha, ha, ha!- Poo-whee!
0:11:07 > 0:11:12'So let's move straight on, shall we? Contestant Number One.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15'Oh!
0:11:15 > 0:11:16'Very smelly.'
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Ha, ha!- Eurgh. - 'Contestant Number Two.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22'Oh!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24'Ssstinky!'
0:11:24 > 0:11:26THEY LAUGH
0:11:26 > 0:11:29'Contestant Number Three.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35'They...are...the smelliest...'
0:11:35 > 0:11:38THEY LAUGH
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I'm glad this isn't smell-o-vision! - Too right!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Smelly!- Ha, ha, ha!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- A WOMAN SCREAMS > - Plank!- >
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Plank!- > It's time for me to scarper!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Move this junk now!- >
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Plank! Where are you, Plank?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Barbara!
0:11:59 > 0:12:05Oh, Nevvy doggy!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09What's my old television doing in here?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Woof, woof.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Oh, would Nevvy like a little treat?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15NEV WHINES LIKE A DOG
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Wait for it, wait for it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24And, go!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Oh, good doggy.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32'And the winner is... Big Jock McSmelly.'
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Whack it off.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Excuse me, Nevvy dear. Now, which button is it?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Blessed thing never did work properly.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, there you are, Plank.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50What are you doing sneaking up on me like that?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54I'm sorry about that, Ms Barbara, sir. Uh, ma'am!
0:12:54 > 0:12:59You've hardly moved one box in the hall and I find you lounging about
0:12:59 > 0:13:02watching a load of old rubbish on television.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Oh, yes. I'll get rid of that junk, shall I, sir?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Er, ma'am.- You'd better.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Right.
0:13:10 > 0:13:16Yes...but not before I get rid of you, bear.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I know this all your fault. Yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Uh, oh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I'm gonna zap you into the TV
0:13:23 > 0:13:26then get rid of this remote control, for good.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27NEV SCREAMS
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Which button is it?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Can't zap me!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Bear! Where are you, bear?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39"Beatrice, about that film." That's not right.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Um, "I'm sorry, Beatrice, but..."
0:13:47 > 0:13:50"Now, listen up, doll. About that movie..."
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Beatrice!- Hey, Barney. I thought I heard you out here.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Love the hat.- You do?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh. Well, actually...
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Well, I'm ready. Shall we watch this film?- No, don't...
0:14:03 > 0:14:06My mate at college says it's meant to be great.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09There's a slushy scene by the Eiffel Tower
0:14:09 > 0:14:12that'd make someone with a heart of stone cry
0:14:12 > 0:14:14but she says it's so romantic.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Heh, heh, heh!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Got you now, bear!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Red button, I think, heh, heh, heh!
0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Here I am.- Oh, there you are, bear.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Prepare to be zapped!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Barney! Beetroot.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55'My darling. I've dreamt of this moment for so long.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00'It's perfect. And in Paris, the city of love.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05'At last, we can be together...forever.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09'I'm sorry...but I have to go.'
0:15:09 > 0:15:13'But...what about us?' SHE SOBS
0:15:13 > 0:15:16PRANK SOBS
0:15:18 > 0:15:19NEV SNIFFLES
0:15:21 > 0:15:24'I have to get on that train. It leaves in an hour.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28'But... But what about me?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33'Well, at least we'll always have Paris.'
0:15:33 > 0:15:35PRANK HOWLS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37THEY CRY
0:15:37 > 0:15:42I'm sorry, I just always wanted those two to get together.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Love you, Barney. Love you, Beetroot.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51LOUD CRASH OHH! Plank! Plank, move this junk! >
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Now! > - I'll be right back, bear.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57And I'm taking this with me.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Uh, oh.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04HE HOWLS
0:16:04 > 0:16:08And don't spoil the ending for me, bear!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10HE HOWLS
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Hmm. Crazy Keith!
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Wheee!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Wotcha, Nevvy!- Ouch.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24- Barney! Beetroot! Frightened. - Ah, me too, Nevvy.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Are those two crazy kids gonna make it?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Or is it the end of a beautiful friendship?
0:16:30 > 0:16:36- N-n-n-no. Trapped! Mundo problemo. - Yeah, no, you're right, Nevvy.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- We need to get Barney and Beatrice out of the telly.- Yeah.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Come on, Nevvy. I've got a plan.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49SNORING
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Um... Night, night. - Night, night, Mummykins.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Have you got a kiss for your special Andy Pandy?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28HE SNEEZES
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Bear! I just had a lovely dream
0:17:31 > 0:17:36about capturing you. And now I wake up and find it's come true.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40What the...?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Bear!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Come here, bear!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Argh!!! Ow!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oh, I bet that hurt!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Argh! - ENGINE REVS
0:17:58 > 0:18:00ENGINE BREAKS DOWN
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Uh, oh.- It's the batteries.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05We're out of juice!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- ENGINE SPUTTERS - Oh, dear! Oh, dear(!)
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Sounds like somebody's run out of power.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16ENGINE TURNS AND FAILS
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Licence and registration, bear.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22NEV SCREAMS
0:18:22 > 0:18:28Oh, yes! Oh, joy! Oh, happy days! Ha, ha, ha!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30HE CACKLES
0:18:31 > 0:18:34'Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear'
0:18:36 > 0:18:40'Ooh, la, la. Trapped!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43'Mundo problemo.'
0:18:43 > 0:18:49Oh, yes, mundo problemo indeed. Ha, ha! Now then, what shall we watch?
0:18:49 > 0:18:54Oh, I know. How about a nice programme on bear hunting?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Ha, ha! Then I can throw this thing away.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58CRASH! >
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Ow! >
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Plank! >
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Plank!
0:19:05 > 0:19:10What are you doing still in here? I've told you a hundred times today
0:19:10 > 0:19:13that that junk in the hall is a safety hazard!
0:19:13 > 0:19:18- And here you are watching some... dog show, on television!- Oh,
0:19:18 > 0:19:24Ms Barbara, sir. Ah, I mean, ma'am! I can explain...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Can you, Plank? Can you?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32No. No, I can't actually.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- No.- Right. Give me that.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Here I am.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Before I go, there's something I have to tell you.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49If I don't, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Tell me what?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Erm, that the shop down the road
0:19:57 > 0:20:00has got a special offer on scouring pads.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02- Yeah. Three for two.- Oh.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Um. Great I'd better get down there then.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16Right, Plank. Chop, chop. Out with the television, on to the skip.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, Mr Prank, that reminds me.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22The TV show that I'm working on needs some extras,
0:20:22 > 0:20:26so I put your name down cos you were so keen this morning.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31No, no. Thank you, Mr Barney, sir. I don't think TV's my thing, really.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Come along, Plank. Get it on the skip. All this cleared by tonight!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38HE LAUGHS
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Ha, ha, funny.- Come along, Plank!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Wanna hear something funny? My TV wasn't broken at all.
0:20:44 > 0:20:50- No problemo.- Yeah, someone unplugged it so they could charge that jeep.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Vroom, vroom.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56CHEERING ON TELEVISION
0:20:57 > 0:21:00One thing still puzzles me, though. Why is the TV on now?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Ah, sorry, Barney, buddy.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07It's just Doris. She loves the darts. Can't bear to miss a single match.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12She's like a different rabbit now.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Can't stand the darts myself. Make room for a koala.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Go on then.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20So, what do you think of Algernon?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Groovy!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26He adds a touch of class. Couldn't bear to throw him away.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30So I got Mr Prank to put him up for us. That was nice of him, wasn't it?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Mm.- Anyway, night, fellas.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And Doris? Don't forget to turn the telly off!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Night, all.- Night, night
0:21:39 > 0:21:42ALGERNON BELLOWS
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.