Love Potion

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24And...kick! And twist! And bounce...

0:00:24 > 0:00:28two, three, four. Toes in

0:00:28 > 0:00:31and lunge, two, three, four.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Hey, Beatrice, watch this. - CRUNCH!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Don't try so hard, Barney. Relax into it.- Ow!

0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Yes, very good.- Thanks!- No, I meant your Auntie Barbara.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Will do!- And pump those arms, two, three, four!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Ow!- Plank, what do you think you're doing?!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Just caretaking as always, sir...er...ma'am.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57I'm quite exhausted now! I'm going to have a relaxing bath.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00At least you can't ruin that for me, Plank!

0:01:00 > 0:01:06You have a nice relaxing bath, sir...er...ma'am.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Have a nice...soak.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10HE CHUCKLES

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- See you later, Aunt B! - Same time tomorrow.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16FEET BANG ABOVE

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Oh, strewth! I wish they'd hurry up and finish up there,

0:01:20 > 0:01:24so we can get on with our console gaming marathon.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Let's get ice cream. It's not a gaming sesh without ice cream.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33- Yeah!- Come on. A certain caretaker with a secret ice cream business

0:01:33 > 0:01:36needs to be paid a secret visit. Come on!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38HAMMER CLUNKS

0:01:41 > 0:01:43HE CHUCKLES

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Yes! That's it. That's me done. I'm off.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52OK. What was wrong with the plumbing?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Wrong? Oh, no. Nothing's wrong with it, sir.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58No, no. I've fixed it now.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Yes. It's all fixed perfectly.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE CHUCKLES

0:02:04 > 0:02:07HE CACKLES

0:02:07 > 0:02:13- And relax and stretch. - Relax. Stretch.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Stretch the... Muscles are stretching out there, aren't they?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Barney, there's something I've been wanting to say.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yeah?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Yeah. You really should...take a shower.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39THUD!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42HE CHUCKLES

0:02:44 > 0:02:48The finest love potion money can buy!

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Two drops and Miss Barbara will fall madly in love with me,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55the first person she sees.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Ugh! I mean, ah!

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Then I won't be able to put a foot wrong around these flats.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07There's...one

0:03:07 > 0:03:09and...a two.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15HE CACKLES

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Now then, what's this one?

0:03:18 > 0:03:23This is the antidote to the love potion. Won't be needing that!

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Any moment now, due to some clever tampering with the plumbing,

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Miss Barbara's bath is gonna turn nasty...

0:03:35 > 0:03:36WATER GUSHES

0:03:36 > 0:03:37SHE SCREAMS

0:03:37 > 0:03:41..and she'll come running down the stairs...

0:03:41 > 0:03:44and ask me to fix her burst taps.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- AUNT BARBARA:- Plank! >

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, what a surprise!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53All clear, Nevvy!

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Now, you keep watch while I get the ice cream.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Quick!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- MR PRANK:- Do come in for a nice cup of tea.- Oh-oh!- Go, go, go!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Plank!- I'll just get you that tea.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20It's almost like I was expect...ing you.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Look - tea for two!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28There you are, Miss Barbara, sir...er...ma'am.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Drink it all up.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32All of it now.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Drink it down.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37There we go.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39HE YAWNS

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oorgh.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Feeling the love, Babs?

0:04:46 > 0:04:51No? Oh, well. Maybe it takes a little time to kick in.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56What? Don't think a cup of tea will let you off, you strange little man.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00But Babs...I mean, sir...er...ma'am...

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- just wait a minute. Let it...- Oh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06What a lovely bottle!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Is it perfume?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09What - this antidote?

0:05:09 > 0:05:15I mean, oh, yes! It's perfume! And it's a present for you.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17See it as an apology gift.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Crazy times. Come on. Let's get out of here.- Ssh.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31Now, Plank, I'm going to go outside and sit in the sunshine and dry off.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Fix my plumbing double quick or you're fired.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40What? She didn't fall in love with me?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42That love potion's a rip off!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Now I need a cup of tea.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51O-o-oh...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh, that's nice.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58PHONE RINGS

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Hello.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07Hi, Mr Prank. I was just in the shower and the water went off.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Oh, yeah.- I don't know what you've done. It was fine before.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Can you fix it, please? - Yes, of course, sir!

0:06:15 > 0:06:20I'll be right round. Toodle-pip. Yeah, bye-bye.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27Oh, a caretaker can't even enjoy a cup of tea in peace.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Right, Nevvy, let's get this games marathon started!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Can you get the door please, Nev? - OK, Barney.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45It'll be Mr Prank come to fix the water, so...

0:06:45 > 0:06:51Yeah, I know. I better go or I'll be minced koala on toast. Hm!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53DOOR CREAKS

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hello, Mr Angry-Pants.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58ROMANTIC MUSIC

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Ah!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04A-choo!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Nev... My little Nevvy!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'm feeling the love and my heart is all yours.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19I love you from your head to your cute little paws.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh, yucky.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26Now, come here you furry ball of blue love, you.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Uh-oh. A-a-a-a-ah!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, Nevvy!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Ah! Ah! Ah!- Nevvy!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Nevvy, Nevvy, Nevvy!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37HE PANTS

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Oh! Is that my ice cream?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, Nevvy, I'm glad you like my ice cream!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I just want to make you happy.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53- Confused.- I love you, you lovable little love bear, you!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Um...Mr Angry-Pants...

0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's so funny when you call me Angry-Pants!

0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Give me a hug, little bear. Come here.- No.- Come here.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Ah!- Cuddly bear, come on. A-choo!

0:08:07 > 0:08:12- Icky!- I love you so much, you make me sneeze. A-choo!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Ah! He's lost it! Ah!- Come here.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, oh! Ow.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Oh, that love potion bottle stuck right in my ribs then.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Fat lot of good that was.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Come here, bear!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Mr Prank?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Oh.- Could you do something about the plumbing?

0:08:37 > 0:08:42Oh, yes... Sorry, sir. I was just so pleased to see my Nevvy.

0:08:42 > 0:08:48- Nev, come with me and we'll sort the plumbing out together.- No, please!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Barney, help!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Hey, Barney. Have you seen...? There you are, Mr Prank.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hi, Beatrice. Hi. You having problems too?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01The water's stopped coming out of my taps. May I?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Help yourself. It's thirsty work all that exercise.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I think I'll join you for a glass of water.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Thanks.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14It's important, water. Did you know, the human body can't

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- survive without water?- Yes, Barney.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, wow!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Look at you!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35You're gorgeous.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Gorgeous Barney! I've never noticed that before!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Look at... Oh! Look at your eyelashes!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46A bit long for a boy, aren't they? Look at your hair. Immaculate.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, Barney! My Barney.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I want to touch your lovely hair and never be apart...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Don't touch it! Sorry about that, Barney.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Listen, I've got to go, but I'll tell the world how gorgeous you are.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Give us a kiss. Mwah! Oh, you're so beautiful.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Barney, come back. Wait for me. I love you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I can't live without you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20HE GASPS

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Yuck! Yuck! Yucky!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Come here! I'm gonna hug you like you've never been hugged before!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ah! No!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Ah! Can't love me!- Neville...

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Come here, Nevvy!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50A-choo!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Nevvy, I wanna be like you.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I wanna be blue.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Woo-oo!- Oh...

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Meet me in the bathroom, Nevvy. We need to sort this out.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Now then.

0:11:09 > 0:11:16Who wants to give his favourite Angry-Pants a snuggly-wuggy-hug?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17No, no, no, no!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20No! No!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Don't forget. I love you.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Mm...icky.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Oh!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Strewth! I can't believe my eyes.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Angry-Pants loves you!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ugh...mushy.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah. He's mushier than mushy peas.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45He's up to something.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50If we don't get rid of him, we'll never get to play Kickboxing

0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Kangaroos.- Oh!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Nevvy-wevvy!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'm waiting for my huggy-wuggy.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, help!

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Oh, come on, Nevvy! We need one of your bright ideas.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hm...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Ah! I know!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Ta-da!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21NEV SCREAMS

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Oh. I don't like it when we're not together, Nevvy.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Let's stick ourselves together so we never have to be apart.- Ah!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Now, please!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31MOBILE RINGS

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- My phone. Who could be calling me? - Phew-ee.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Hello.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39G'day... I mean...

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- HIGH VOICE:- Hello, Plank.

0:12:41 > 0:12:47- Oh, is that you, Miss Barbara? - Yes, it is.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I didn't recognise the voice.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Er...yes, I think I'm getting a cold. A-choo.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- Bless you.- Anyway, I need you to do a job right now...on the roof,

0:12:58 > 0:13:03- or you're sacked.- Oh, sacked! Yeah, brilliant. No more caretaking!

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- That means I can spend my days with Neville.- Ah!- Er...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10no, because then you won't be able to live here,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- so you'll never see him again. - Oh, no! Don't say that!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm begging you. I can't live without Neville.

0:13:17 > 0:13:23- Mm...- Hurry up to the roof then, Mr Couldn't-care-less-taker

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- if you want to keep your job. - I'm right on it.

0:13:27 > 0:13:33And stop making those faces. The wind'll change and you'll be stuck.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Sorry, Miss Barbara, sir...er...ma'am. Bye.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42I've got to go, Nevvy. Back in no time.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Don't go changing!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Mm.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Plank! What on earth are you doing with those ladders?

0:13:58 > 0:14:03But I thought you said... Oh, never mind!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Means I can get straight back to Nevvy.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh, you ridiculous little man!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12GAMES CONSOLE BEEPS

0:14:12 > 0:14:16I almost think ice cream's nicer when it's melted.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Too right, bro!

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- CONSOLE:- 'You're on the next level.'

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Easy-peasy!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Nevvy-wevvy! I'm back!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh, no. Not again!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Boo!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Frightened.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Oh, Neville. Sometimes I think I love you more than you love me.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48If that love potion had worked on old Barbara, I'd have given

0:14:48 > 0:14:50some to you... A-choo!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Love potion? Ah!

0:14:53 > 0:14:58Then you'd love me and we could live together for ever.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Ah!- Oh, come here.- No!- Come here.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12And I could make you ice cream and... A-choo!

0:15:13 > 0:15:17And me, you and the duckies could eat it every day.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Let's go!- Zoom!- Run!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Woah!- Woah!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28What's up?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30You're not gonna like this, Nevvy,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- but Angry-Pants must've drunk a love potion.- Uh-oh.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39Old Keithy boy's gonna have to work out a way to reverse the potion

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- and stop him from lovie-doving you. - Quick!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45But how?

0:15:45 > 0:15:52This antidote... I mean, yes! It's perfume and it's a present for you.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Ah! That's it!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58The antidote! I need to get it back off Aunt Barbara.

0:15:58 > 0:16:03- An antidote will reverse the effect of a love potion.- Now, please!

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Nev, you just need to keep Angry-Pants entertained

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- for a bit longer. - Ah, but no, no, no!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Come on, mate. I'm counting on you.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Come on, Nev. You can do it, buddy. - Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21LIFT MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Woah! Ah.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ah! This isn't Nev!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Oh, where, oh, where is my little Nevvy?

0:16:33 > 0:16:38- Hello, Mr Angry-Pants. - There you are, Nevvy!

0:16:38 > 0:16:43You had me worried. Come here, you sweet little bear of love.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Come to me.- Ah! - I'd do anything for a hug.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Just tell me what you want. Anything at all.

0:16:50 > 0:16:55- Ice cream?- Ice cream? OK, ice cream it is!

0:16:55 > 0:16:56NEV LAUGHS

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Oh, Bill Oddie...

0:16:59 > 0:17:03you've got a nice beard.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06SHE SNORES

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Oh! I must've fallen asleep!

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Help, help! Barbara. I mean, woof!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Nevvy, is that you? Are you in trouble?

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Woof, woof!

0:17:16 > 0:17:21I bet that awful Plank is up to his tricks! Don't worry, Nevvy!

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Bar-bar's coming! She will save you!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ah-ha!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35HE LAUGHS

0:17:35 > 0:17:37How is it, Nevvy?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Do you like my ice cream?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Tip-toparoo!

0:17:42 > 0:17:49What are you doing to Nevvy-wevvy, you horrible little man?

0:17:49 > 0:17:54Wh-what? I would never do anything to hurt my little Neville! A-choo!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- Ugh.- You've scared him now!

0:17:58 > 0:18:03Oh, Nevvy-wevvy, come to your Auntie Barbara.

0:18:03 > 0:18:09No, Nevvy-wevvy, come to your Never-angry-again-pants.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Come on!- Come here, Nevvy.- Ah!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13HE SCAMPERS

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Nevvy, where are you? - Come here, Nevvy!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Nevvy!- Neville!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Nevvy-wevvy!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22BUBBLING

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Oh! Oh, Nev, I'm sinking!

0:18:25 > 0:18:30If I don't make it, I want you to know I'll always love you!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Yucky.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Neville!- Ah!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40# Da-da-la-da-da-da-da-ah!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Yo, Barney.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hi, Barney.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Oh, wow.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Oh, Barney, I love you. - Oh, I love you too!

0:19:06 > 0:19:11And to prove it... I've baked you a cake.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Psst! Nevvy boy!- Crazy Keith.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Over here.- What's that? - It's the antidote.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Now go get Angry-Pants.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Nevvy!- Three, two, one, now, please.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Mr Angry-Pants.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, Nevvy, there you are, my little...

0:19:36 > 0:19:39er...

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Eh? What's going on?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Barney, Barney.- What?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Barney? Are you OK, my love?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54NEVILLE: Beetroot.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I feel really strange.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05OK, why is there a really weird picture of me here?

0:20:10 > 0:20:15- Oh, hey Beatrice! What's that?- What? What? Oh, nothing.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh! I'm just gonna get something to clean this up.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Oh. I do feel peculiar. What's going on?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Bear, where are you?!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Here I am. Yum, yum.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- That's my ice cream!- That was nice of you, Mr Prank,

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- to give Nev your ice cream. - Love you, Mr Angry-Pants.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Oh, Bear...

0:20:42 > 0:20:44PIPES CLANK

0:20:44 > 0:20:46WATER GUSHES

0:20:46 > 0:20:48AUNT BARBARA SCREAMS

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Pla-a-a-a-a-ank!

0:20:51 > 0:20:58Sort out the plumbing once and for all or you're fired!

0:21:00 > 0:21:06- Ha! Gotcha Crazy Keith!- You did too, but you're still not as good

0:21:06 > 0:21:08as Nevvy boy!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11CONSOLE: 'Player one, Nev, wins!'

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Yeah!- I win, I win!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- AUNT BARBARA:- Hello, boys! Are you awake?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22It's Aunt B. I better go. If she finds a koala, I'll be...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Coo-ee!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Wackadoo!

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Plank still hasn't fixed my plumbing and I have no water,

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- so I've taken a glass from your kitchen jug. Night all!- OK.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Night-night.- Night, Aunt B.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44What's that?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Uh-oh.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49What a cute little dog!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, hello!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Strewth! I mean...woof?

0:21:56 > 0:22:00I'm feeling the lo-o-o-ove.

0:22:00 > 0:22:08Has Barney's new doggie got a special kissy for Auntie Barbara?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- M-m-m-wah!- He-e-e-e-e-e-elp!