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0:00:24 > 0:00:26That's it, Mel, nearly there.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Shut up, you're putting me off!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30SHE WHIMPERS

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Ladies don't moan and groan, Melanie.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36You're making something so simple seem very hard!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Yeah, yeah.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Easy-peasy!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hmm. Tiptoperoo!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46NEV YELLS

0:00:46 > 0:00:48There we go. All finished.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Whoa!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Ow!- Ow!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh-oh-oh...!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Aww, maybe I should have a go

0:01:01 > 0:01:03at the old skateboarding to keep in shape, Doris.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05You know, like Nev's doing. Ha!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Gotta be more fun that this diet you've got me on!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Oh... Can't I have one sweetie, sweetie?

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Oh, all right then. Lentil stew for brekkie, it is.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19STOMACH GROANS DANGEROUSLY

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Maybe I could stomach this with a little marshmallow garnish?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Or if I knew there was a nice, gloopy pud for afters.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh! Pud! ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh! Doris!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37What's that over there, Doris?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43MUSIC STARTS

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Ha! No more lentils for me!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ho-ho!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I despair of you, young lady, I really do.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- But Aunt Barbara, he made me drop the book!- Barney?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54No, Nev.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58That's right, blame the lovely little pooch.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Nev! Treat?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Woof, woof!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03WHINES LIKE A DOG

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Wait for it, wait for it!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08And go!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Good doggy.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14At this rate you won't get past the front gates of the finishing school

0:02:14 > 0:02:16for posh young ladies!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19That's a shame cos I really wanted to go(!)

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, come on, Aunt Barbara. I think you're being a nit harsh.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27I thought Melanie's attempt at flower-arranging was very creative.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Oh! That's where it got to.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41And her ballroom dancing on the whole wasn't that bad...

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Waltz, darlings, waltz!

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Ow, ow! Watch me foot! Ow!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Huh!- It's not my fault! - You're standing on my feet!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, I give up.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55FUNKY MUSIC STARTS

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Wowee! Heehee!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Hmm... And she did show some promise in table etiquette...

0:03:09 > 0:03:12SLURPING COMES FROM NEV

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Good gravy! At last!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23NEV BURPS

0:03:23 > 0:03:26That wasn't me. It was him, it was him!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29That's right. Blame poor little Nevvy!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yes, Barney, dear.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38But Melanie still has a lot to learn.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Great(!)

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Don't you have that silly television job of yours to go to?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Go on, chop-chop!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47OK. Bye, everyone.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Thanks a lot, Nev.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51You've really landed me in it - as usual.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Nevvy. I've made you a special jam sandwich

0:03:57 > 0:03:59with the last of the jam.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Huh! Yum-yum!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05HE SNIFFS

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Huh! Jam! Uhhhh!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Good doggy.- Woof-woof, Barbara!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Come on, Melanie, let's try the book balancing again.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oi! Crazy Keith. Mine!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Sorry, Nev, mate, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Oh! Oh, my stomach's makin' some weird noises...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29RUMBLING

0:04:29 > 0:04:30- PARRRRP! - Yucky.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, phwar. That's what I call a lentil turbo-boost.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh... Oh! RUMBLING

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Here comes another... PARRRRRRRP!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh... Uh-oh... RUMBLING

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh. Three new flavours...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50PARRRRRRRP! Whoa!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55What was that?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Was that you, bear?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Ewwww! Ewww!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- KEITH WHIMPERS - Argh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Go-go-ices are bringing out three new flavours this week.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Ahh. I'm gonna have to come up with some new ones for Pranks' Ice Cream

0:05:11 > 0:05:14just to stand a chance of earning enough cash

0:05:14 > 0:05:17to quit this crumby caretaker's job.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Argh...- Whackadoo...

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Well... Maybe Mummy could give me some inspiration. Hee-hee!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Help me, Mummy.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33What would you say to me if you were here right now?

0:05:35 > 0:05:40I'd say, you were a useless, good-for-nothing caretaker

0:05:40 > 0:05:43who's never had an original thought in his life.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh. Forget I asked.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48PARP!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50What was that?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Flaming lentils. Argh!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Was that you, Mummy?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Or was it you, bear?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04HE WHIMPERS Help!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07What was that?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Where did that come from?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Jam sandwich?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Wait a minute.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Jam sandwich-flavoured ice-cream. Ha-ha!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Why has nobody thought of that before?!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oh! Did you do this, Mummy?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Did you send me...inspiration?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38ORGAN PLAYS

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh! Thank you!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Easy-peasy, Smelanie.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50EUREKA!

0:06:53 > 0:06:58- That was Plank's fault!- Angry Pants! - Oh, so sue me. I don't care.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Achoo!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I just invented the best flavour of ice cream ever, ever, ever.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Jam sandwich-flavoured ice cream!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh! Yum-yum!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Thank you, bear.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Now, if I could just borrow some jam...

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Oh!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I thought I hear you, Plank.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Now why would a caretaker be wanting jam?- Oops!

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Miss Barbara, sir... Ma'am! I didn't see you there.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Jam, you say...

0:07:26 > 0:07:31There's no jam left. I've just used the last in a sandwich for Nevvy.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Yum-yum!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Well, yes, Miss Barbara. Well, I must be off.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37And what an excellent suggestion.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Every young lady must learn how to make jam.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Melanie must do the same.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well done, you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Oh, yes. Absolutely Miss Barbara, sir... Ma'am!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Oh and by the way, I've asked you a million times to find out who owns

0:07:52 > 0:07:55that decrepit old ice cream van outside.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Decrepit... Ice cream van?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Yes, So will you now phone the council and ask them to tow it away?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Honestly, call yourself a caretaker?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Couldn't-care-less-taker, more like.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Well, right, I'll see what I can do.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Now I'm just off to the tanning salon.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Hee!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17And Melanie, when I return, you will have made the best jam ever

0:08:17 > 0:08:19and be able to do cartwheels

0:08:19 > 0:08:21without that book so much as falling off your head.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- No way!- And if you can't do that,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27there'll be no pocket money for a whole month. Understand?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28But, Aunt!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32And as for you, Plank, get that ice cream van OUT OF HERE!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Go on, MOVE MAN, get it out!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, funny.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47This is your fault, Nev.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49So, if I do what Aunt Barbara wants,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51then I get sent to some poxy, posh school.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54But if I don't, then I get no pocket money.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56So looks like I'm gonna have to make jam.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Hmm. Poor Smelanie.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Look, this is your fault. So if I lose my pocket money,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04then I'm raiding your piggy bank. DOOR OPENS

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- SOBS - This is now officially a crisis!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11My best idea ever could be doomed.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16There's no jam in the building!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Mr Jammy Pants!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Arghhhhh!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh. thanks for your sympathy, Plank.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Yeah, no jam means no pocket money for me.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- SOBS:- Jam...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29What?! No, I'm not crying because of that.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'm crying because there's no other choice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36No other path down which I can travel.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40When I said earlier there wasn't a single pot of jam in this building,

0:09:40 > 0:09:44I... It wasn't strictly true...

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Oh?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Go on?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49In fact, there is one special jar

0:09:49 > 0:09:54that I've kept under lock and key for many a year.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59It's a 1991 vintage of Mummy's secret recipe.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04The last ever yummy pot of her preserve! Arrrrrgh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Jaaaaam!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yes. Jam...

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Oh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Or maybe that was Mummy's message to me, after all.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Maybe it is time to open it up and...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23taste the magic...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Yeah, yeah.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27And you'd do that? For me?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh, Mr Prank! I don't know what to say!

0:10:31 > 0:10:32What?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35No, no, I'm not doing it for you, you stupid girl.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I need that to make my jam sandwich-flavoured ice cream.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Make ME rich! Ha-ha!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Mundo problemo.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51No... Problemo solved!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I'm gonna borrow that jam.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Then, when Aunt Barbara tries it, I'm gonna say I made it.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Then, we'll put the jam back.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Aunt Barbara's happy, Prank's none the wiser,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04and I get my pocket money! Sorted.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Frightened.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10It's gonna be tough. We both might not make it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14But whatever it takes, we need that jam.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Are you with me?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Hmm...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Uh-oh...

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Here he comes.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Silly Mr Prank! Can't make jam sandwich ice cream

0:11:32 > 0:11:34without your mega mixing bucket.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Run!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45OK, split up.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Aye-aye, captain.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Hmm... Hmm...

0:11:50 > 0:11:51We haven't got long.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Can't you use your bear sense of smell to sniff out the jam?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Hmm. OK.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59NEV SNIFFS

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hmm...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Huh? Keith?!- Shhh! Nevvy, shhh!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Listen, you didn't see me and if Doris asks, I wasn't here.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17And I wasn't eating. OK, buddy?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Too right, bro.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Nev?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Have you found something?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Erm... Socks, socks!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah, me too.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28FLIES BUZZ

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Keep looking.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34What are ya hunting for, mate?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Jam.- Oh, yeah. Sorry about nicking the jam sarnie. Ha-ha!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's just that I was on a health kick and now I'm not and...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Nev?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47HOLLOW KNOCKING

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Nev?- Here I am.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55- There seems to be a secret door at the back.- Huh!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:58 > 0:13:00ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Meow!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Bandit! - SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL

0:13:07 > 0:13:09MEWS MENACINGLY

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Whackadoo! Keith to the rescue as per. Rar-rar-rar!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- KEITH BARKS LIKE A DOG - MEOWWWW!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Argh...

0:13:20 > 0:13:23All right, mate. It was just me. Listen.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25BARKS LIKE A DOG

0:13:25 > 0:13:27NEV WHIMPERS

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Calm down, ya dingbat. Can't ya see what I've done? Bandit's gone!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32So grab the jammy treasure.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, and I want my share! Fair dinkum, yeah?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I don't know how, but we've got it!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Come on, Nev. Let's go!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Hmm...

0:13:42 > 0:13:44NEV SNIFFS

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Need to be quick.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Aunt Barbara might be back from the tanning salon any second

0:13:48 > 0:13:50and this must look like I've just made it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Hmm. Hungry!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54There's no time to taste it.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh, please?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well...

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I suppose a quick taste wouldn't hurt.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ohhh...!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Yeah, yeah, open it! Open it!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09OK but I get first dab.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Jam!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15NEV!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oops.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- What are you gonna do now?- What?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Fine. What are WE gonna do now?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Hmm. Poor Mr Angry Pants.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Never mind him, what about me?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30I can't impress Aunt Barbara with jam that's been on the floor.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Quick. Let's scoop it up.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Messy.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41Oi!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44Huh...

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Oh! Yum!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh...

0:15:02 > 0:15:05MELANIE: Oi! Arrrgh!

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Oh, no! Look at the room.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Oops...

0:15:12 > 0:15:14This is well naughty.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yeuch. Oh...

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, whackadoo!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Yeuch! Is jam usually this sticky?

0:15:22 > 0:15:28Ah-ha! A roll around Barney's floor will wipe me clean. Bonza!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Messy. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36You started it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Huh! No way, jose!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Yeuch. Right, that should have got me free of all that muck.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44HE PANTS

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Digemy-doo-dah! Oh, oh! Argh!

0:15:48 > 0:15:52I'm stickin' to everything and everything's stickin' to me!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55HE GRUNTS

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Look, we've got to clean this up before Barney gets home.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Yeah, yeah.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Whoa!

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Oh...

0:16:05 > 0:16:09There's so much jam everywhere

0:16:09 > 0:16:11and it's so sticky...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh, stuck!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Yeah. Me too!

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Thanks again for sending me the inspiration, Mummy.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, here goes!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Yeah, right.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45That's strange. Bandit, where are ya?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Eh. Some guard cat you turned out to be.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52RINGS DOORBELL

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Arghhh! The jam!

0:16:54 > 0:16:55It's...

0:16:55 > 0:16:56GONE!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Doris! Nevvy! Somebody help me. Argh!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07I've turned into a monster. Whackadoo!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11STOP! Anybody!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15There's a jam thief on the loose! Arrrrrrrgh!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Whoa! Whackadoo!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Help me, help me!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22What on earth was that?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27HE SOBS

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Mr Prank?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32What happened to me door?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34HE WHIMPERS

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Are you OK?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Have you got Mummy's cherry jammy?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Erm... No.

0:17:41 > 0:17:47Then, no. Everything is not all right. Arrrrrrgh!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50It's been nicked. And I reckon that cousin of yours

0:17:50 > 0:17:53and that little blue bear have got something to do with it.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57They're a pair of nickers!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59What? Nev and Melanie? Come on.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02They'd never get involved in anything like this.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Go and ask them yourself if you don't believe me.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- WHIMPERS:- All right, I will then.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14What's gone on here?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh, no! Oh, say it isn't so!

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Tell me it isn't Mummy's jam?!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Hmm... Cherry jammy yucky.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Look!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Gone!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Er, look... Ruined.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Melanie? Nev?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Look! Stuck!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43You monsters!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'll get you, bear.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Can't catch me!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52What... I'm stuck too!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Come here, bear!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Barney, Barney!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh! Ha-ha!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03He's a little blue rascal, isn't he, him?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Frightened.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yeah, so you should be, Nev.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You're in big trouble, mate.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Same goes for you, Melanie.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13So much for brushing up on your etiquette.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14- Arrrgh!- Oh!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Got ya!- No!

0:19:16 > 0:19:22Now, how am I going to make jam sandwich ice cream now, bear?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Oh...!

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh, no! You're stuck to me now, bear!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Arrrrgh! It's like being on a rollercoaster that just won't stop!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36HE WHIMPERS

0:19:36 > 0:19:41I do wish people would keep their doggies on a lead.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Help!- Ssh, bear.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Now, what have you got to say for yourself, missy?

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Mmmm-mmmm!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Look, Mr Prank, I'm sure there's an explanation, OK.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Let's just talk about this sensibly.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56See - nothing to say, is there? Except guilty as sin!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Nev, are you actually stuck to Mr Prank?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Erm, yeah, yeah.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Erm, do you want, erm, a hand?

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Oh, no thanks, Mr Barney, sir. - Arrrrgh!

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- I'll deal with these two ruffians... - I'm out of here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Well, that is very clever of you, dear.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23But when I said you had to do a handstand with a book on your head,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I didn't mean you to do it quite so literally!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28STOP! Jam thief!

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Oh! That is horrible, disgusting jam!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- PRANK:- Eh?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Oh, no, sir... Ma'am. That can't be right.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You must be wrong.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Oh, no! Mummy's jam's gone off!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48All that for nothing!

0:20:48 > 0:20:53What are you mumbling about? I see that van is still outside, Plank?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Yes, sir... Ma'am! Yes.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well go and sort it out, you dunderhead.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00And no more pocket money for you, Melanie.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, that jam tasted like rat poison.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04POP!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- But, Aunt...- Well I can see that a finishing school

0:21:07 > 0:21:09for posh young ladies is essential.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Well, I hope you've learned your lesson today, mate.- Yeah, yeah.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20That wasn't Melanie's jam to take.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23You should have refused to take any part in her scheme.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Sorry, Barney.- I thought Keith was gonna have to sleep in the garden

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- but your plan to get him though the window worked.- Groovy!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Now we've gotta work a way to squeeze him

0:21:32 > 0:21:35back through the floorboards, into his layer tomorrow.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Come on budge up.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Go on, I'm bigger than that. Thank you.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Night, Nev.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45KEITH SNORES

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Doris, yeah. Just a glass of milk...