0:00:20 > 0:00:23Gonna have to sell some ice-cream soon,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25otherwise I'll have to find another job...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Morning, Mr Prank. - Hello, Mr Barney, sir!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- Can I help?- Yes.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- I'd like an eat-on-the-street walking-to-work special.- Coming up!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hold that, please.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Good morning, Barney.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43I don't think cleaning ice-cream vans is a proper career, do you?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Barbara, I've got a proper career. I'm a TV presenter.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50You don't want to become a caretaker like Plank, do you?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Erm... I guess not.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Phew! That was close.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I don't want old Barbara finding out about my ice-cream job.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Not that business is booming.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You're the only customer I've had all week.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- I'm broke.- You should marry someone rich, Mr Prank.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Your troubles would melt away. No more ice-cream for you.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16No more caretaking!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18MR PRANK BLOWS NOSE
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I'd make the perfect husband. - I can see.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28I thought the place needed brightening up a little.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Do you like flowers, Nevvy, dear?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32NEV MUMBLES
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Woof, woof!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35SHE SNIFFS
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, I do like the smell of a freshly cut rose.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hmm.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Treat, Nevvy?- Mm-mm...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Wait for it! Wait for it! And...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Go!- Mmm.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Perfect!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Cooey!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Wagh...!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Ooh, look at you and your big van.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Oh, don't you look handsome with your uniform!
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Oh, the only wife I'll find round here is a loopy one!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19THUNDER RUMBLES
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Miserable weather.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I've had it for the day.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Morning, Nev!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Postie!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I simply can't hold it in any longer!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yucky, run!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39No, silly! I've had some wonderful luck.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I've won the lottery!- You win, you win!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45# Yeah, I've got a winning lottery ticket!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# I've got a winning lottery ticket! #
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- Oh, we're rich, Mr Prank! - We certainly are, Mrs Prank!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00THEY LAUGH
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ahem!
0:03:14 > 0:03:21- Oh, Mr Prank. For me? - Of course, my dear.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Mwah, mwah, mwah!- Yucky!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Oh, no-one's ever given me flowers before!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Ah-choo!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Or stalks before.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Hmm, confused...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38MR PRANK LAUGHS
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Now listen. Postie's lottery win is my ticket to a fortune.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Do not ruin it, got it? Now scram, blue bear!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Erm, shall we luncheon, my letter-lobbing lovely?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Why, thank you, Mr Prank!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Postie... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I know, I know. Crazy Keith.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Keith! Keith... Wagh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Whoa...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Quick!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Quick!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Up here, Nevvy!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Just enjoying a little bounce with Doris, ha-ha.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- What can I do you for? - Postie, Postie, help!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36What?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Postie's in trouble?- Too right, bro! Angry Pants!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Ah, you do surprise me, old Angry Pants is involved.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Come on, Nevvy. Let's have a look.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Now...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Cheese and onion?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oooh! You know how to spoil a girl!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Are you all right, Mr Prank?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Never better!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh...
0:05:04 > 0:05:10- Postie...- Yeah.- Will you...marry me?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh...!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, be still, oh beating heart!
0:05:15 > 0:05:21It's all such a rush! I need to take some air for fear of the vapours!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ooh...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Let's not beat about the bush, love, eh?! Yes or no?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Oh, yes! Yes, yes!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Yes, yes, yes!
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Sealed with a loving kiss! Mwah...!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Oh!- Sorry, love. I've got a wedding to organise.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh...!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, that's knocked seven wedding-bells out of me!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51What's he marrying her for?!
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- M-m-money!- Ah, she must be loaded if Angry Pants wants to tie the knot!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Too right, bro!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00That sneaky...!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Mind you, I think Doris has an eye on me for my moolah!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Poor Postie! - Ah, you're not wrong there, Nevvy.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You've gotta stop the wedding, for Postie's sake!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13SCREAMING AND BANGING
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Oh-oh.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- Crikey! What's happened now? - Postie, quick! Coming!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21GIGGLING
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Who would have thought it? You, getting married!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So, who's your knight in shining armour?
0:06:32 > 0:06:38- Well, he's very kind and he loves animals.- Oh, I like him already!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42And he's very, very, very handsome.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Come on! Tell us.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It's Mr Prank, of course!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Not Plank... Not Plank?
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Are you sure, Postie? - Oh, I've never been more sure
0:07:01 > 0:07:04of anything in my life.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08He wants us to get married right away and you're all invited, ooh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13It's so romantic! Look, he even bought me an engagement ring!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Solid plastic! How lovely!
0:07:20 > 0:07:26- How very Plank.- Oh! I want this to be the happiest day of my life.
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Oh, my dear! With my help, it'll be a day that you'll never forget.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Melanie here can be your bridesmaid. - Yay!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- And I'll provide the dress. - Can't I choose my own dress?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Nonsense! My friend Loriel will run you something up!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46She's made my entire wardrobe!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Come along, Melanie, dear! - But, Aunt Barbara...
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Hello, Postie!- Oh, hi, Nev!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Ooh, Nev, will you be my page bear?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03OK! Erm, what's that?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, you'll be in charge of the wedding ring.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You'll need to get it from my fiance.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11And look after it until the vicar asks for it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Groovy!- Yay!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hmmm... Sparkly.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18'Ello?!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Is that the quicker vicar?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yes, I'd like you to marry me this afternoon.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28What do you mean you think we should get to know each other first?!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Excuse me, Mr Plank.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Hmmm?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I mean, Prank.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37(Plank.)
0:08:37 > 0:08:39INAUDIBLE TALKING ON PHONE
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Not marry me! Marry me and my future wife.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yes.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Melanie! Hello. Poor Postie.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Poor Postie? What about poor me! Look at this bridesmaid's dress
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Aunt Barbara's friend made for me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00BEAR LAUGHS
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ready. Uno problemo.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04You're telling me.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- BARBARA:- Melanie, dear!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Coming!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Smelanie, wait! Oh...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Psst! Nevvy!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14What?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- How's the wedding-wrecking coming along?- Mmm, pants.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19PHONE RINGS
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Wackadoo!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Here I am!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Woah! Hey Nev, it's me. Hey, have you heard the news?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Mr Plank and Postie are getting married this afternoon!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- 'How random is that?' - Did he say this arvo?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I said they could use the flat for the ceremony, hope that's cool.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Oh, and guess what? Postie has asked me to give her away!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49What an honour!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Barney! Weddy! Mundo Problemo!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53BELL RINGS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55OK, people, let's shoot this thing please.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57OK, mate. I've gotta go. I'll see you later.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, Wackadoo!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00HE GASPS
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Just over an hour until Postie makes the biggest mistake of her life.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Poor Postie.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Oh! There's only one thing for it. As page-bear, Nevvy,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11you need to get that wedding ring off old Angry Pants.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13When you've got it, we'll hide it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:19Cos if there's no wedding ring, there'll be no wedding.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Stop Postie wed. Stop Postie wed.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26MI-I-IAOW! HE GASPS
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Stop the wedding, blue bear?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Um, n-n-n-no. Nothing.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, n-n-n-nothing?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Um, sparkly. Now please!
0:10:37 > 0:10:43Oh, so you want the wedding ring, do you, page-bear Nev? Want this?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- HE GASPS - Yeah-yeah!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46MI-I-I-A-OW-W!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh no...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49HE SNEEZES
0:10:49 > 0:10:54If you're gonna scupper the wedding, you can forget about being page-bear.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55HE WHIMPERS
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh yes! HE SNEEZES
0:10:57 > 0:11:01This ring stays with me until it's safely on Postie's finger,
0:11:01 > 0:11:02at our wedding.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05In just one hour.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07N-n-n-no. Stop Postie wed!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah-yeah-yea-yes. Get him, Bandit.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11HE SNEEZES
0:11:11 > 0:11:12MIAOW!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- HE GASPS - Run!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Come here, bear!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Can't catch me! - Miaow...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19DOOR SLAMS
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Think I already have, bear!
0:11:22 > 0:11:27'See you after the honeymoon, page-bear! Ha-ha!'
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Oh, streuth! Poor Nevvy. How're we gonna stop the wedding?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I know! I'll dig my way down to the old tunnel and free Nev.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's been a while since I've been, but I think I can remember the way.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Ha! A koala never forgets!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44..Or is that elephants?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oh...I forget.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Fwightened...
0:11:53 > 0:11:55CLANKING
0:11:56 > 0:11:58What's that?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59'It's me, Nevvy!'
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Crazy Keith!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Quick! Zoom!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Hang on! I'm coming for you, buddy!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09HE GRUNTS
0:12:09 > 0:12:13SCRAPING
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Nevvy? Nevvy?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Ahh! Walloping wallabies!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I've tunnelled into the boudoir!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Oh! I'm positively blushing!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I'm positively out of here!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30SCRAPING
0:12:30 > 0:12:31HE SIGHS
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yes! PPPRRRT!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yes! PRRRT!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You'll see an ice-cream van outside the block, quicker-vicar.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Yeah-yeah-yeah, you can't miss it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43No, if you'll excuse me, I've got a bit of business to attend to.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Yes, goodbye!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45KEITH WHIMPERS
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I'm glad our Doris isn't here to see this.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52HE SIGHS
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Poor Postie.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56GRUNTING AND SCRAPING
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Ah! At last! There you are, Nevvy.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Crazy Keith!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06We haven't got long now, Nev.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- The vicar's on his way and the ceremony's about to begin.- Too late!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Ah, maybe not, Nevvy. I've got an idea.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's a bit risky but it might just work.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Come on, buddy. Follow Crazy Keith!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yeah-yeah!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23CRASH
0:13:23 > 0:13:26ORGAN PLAYS
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Call yourself a quicker-vicar?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Rubbish...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32BOING!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Ooh! Plank, I'm stuck! Well, do something, man!
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Yes... I think we'll have to widen the door, or...
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- ..Right! - You imbecile!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Right, where's that vicar...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hello?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'm here for the happy couple.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Not today, please.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11HE SIGHS
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Phewee!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13MI-I-I-IAOW!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16AAARGH! Run!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- MIAOW! MIAOW! - Aaarrgh!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20ORGAN MUSIC
0:14:20 > 0:14:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, at last! The quicker-vicar!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31HE SNEEZES
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Ah, bless you, my child.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You're a bit short for a vicar, ain't ya?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42I'm not too short to give you a punch on the doo-da, mate!
0:14:45 > 0:14:50MUSIC: "Wedding March" by Mendelssohn
0:14:50 > 0:14:51About time!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Look at you!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yes. Just look at me.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13I was talking to the bride.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Um, where's Nev? He's the page-bear. He's got the ring, hasn't he?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Oh..err... Ah, yes, yes... He sends his apologies and, err...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I've got the ring now.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's not like Nev to miss a party.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Nah, you're right there.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I...I mean...- Keith, is that you?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Ssh!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38'Scuse me, can we just get on with this, please?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40OK, fellas, here we go. Ahem...
0:15:40 > 0:15:44ORGAN MUSIC
0:15:44 > 0:15:48If anyone has a good reason, or wants to make one up,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51why this pair cannot get married,
0:15:51 > 0:15:53speak now...
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Aaargh! Cat's got me! Aaargh! - Miaow!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I said, speak now...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Oh... Where are you, Nev?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Aaargh! - Miaow!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I asked you, one last time,
0:16:08 > 0:16:12if anyone has a reason why this pair cannot get married?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Speak now, or forever hold your doo-da.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17SCREECH
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Come on, don't be shy!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh, come on! Everyone's happy with this. Just get on with it, will you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the marriage
0:16:27 > 0:16:32of poor old Postie, ha-ha, to Mr... Andy Plonk.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34HE SNEEZES
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Plank!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39It's Prank! Andrew Prank!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Keith, are you trying to stop this wedding?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Trust me, Barnster.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46'Scuse me! Can we stop the whispering?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Can we just get on with it quicker, vicar?- Sorry.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Do you, Andrew Stinky-Feet, Hairy-Hands, Baldy-Bonce,
0:16:53 > 0:16:58promise to take Postie to the cleaners as soon as you are married?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- And never speak to her again, for as long as you both shall live?- Keith!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I do. SHE LAUGHS
0:17:06 > 0:17:13Do you, Postie, promise to give this horrible man your lottery winnings
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- in return for a life of drudgery? - What?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Don't I just! SHE LAUGHS
0:17:21 > 0:17:22- Miaow!- N-n-n-no!
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Nice try, bear, but you're too late to stop this wedding, look!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29The deed is done!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I am a married man. A very rich married man.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Now hand over the winnings, wifey, I want my money!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38I don't understand?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39I should have known.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Plank would never marry for love.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44What a rat bag!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Yeah, too right. I've had enough of this place.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I wanna go and live on a beach somewhere, with half her winnings.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54The law says it's mine, now I'm married.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Um, actually, you're not married.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh yes, of course I am, yes.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You're not. Cos he's not a real vicar.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01HE GASPS
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Streuth! I've been defrocked.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04What?!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08CAT LAUGHS
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Come here, quicker-vicar!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Got ya!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15SPLAT!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wackadoo!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Over here, you dingbat!- Right!
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Oi!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Ah...
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Right! HE WHIMPERS
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Err...err...! - Chew on this, Plank!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35HE YELPS
0:18:35 > 0:18:37SPLAT!
0:18:37 > 0:18:38SHE GROANS
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Oh!- You may kiss the bride.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42HE LAUGHS
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Now, where's that bear?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46He started all this.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Can't catch me!- Miaow!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Got this, bear?!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52SPLAT!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh... Oh. Oops.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57HE WHIMPERS
0:18:59 > 0:19:02OK, look. That's enough.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04SPLAT!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Food fight!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12SPLATTING AND GROANING
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Food fight!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- Wackadoo, Nevvy! Great wedding. - Yeah-yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25SPLATTING AND GROANING
0:19:27 > 0:19:30SPLAT!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36We have a sticky situation here. Requesting back-up.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I'm going in.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42SPLATTING AND SHOUTING
0:19:42 > 0:19:49- Nice hit there, Nevvy.- Wee-hee!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51BLOWS WHISTLE
0:19:56 > 0:19:58POSTIE SNIFFLES
0:19:59 > 0:20:02So this is your ice-cream cake, is it then, Sir?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Err... No, it's hers.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10This was supposed to be the... happiest day of my life.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12'Scuse me, Madam...
0:20:12 > 0:20:16ROMANTIC HARP MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:19 > 0:20:24It's Miss, actually. Officer.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Hello, Miss. Call me Roddy.
0:20:27 > 0:20:33Err, excuse me! Rodders! She's still my fiance, you know.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Ha, not any more!
0:20:34 > 0:20:41You just wanted me for my money. Well here, take it. Take it all.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Are you sure? Oh! Oh, thank you!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48I'm rich! Don't care about you lot. I'm rich! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52I just want someone to love me for being me.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I shall have to take you under police protection.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Ooh...- A romantic meal for two.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01With apple pie and...custardy.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05SHE SIGHS
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Oh! What girl could resist a man in a uniform.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Hang on a minute!
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- This scratch card's only worth a fiver!- Hold it there, Plank!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Yeah, but... I'm upset too, you know.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I've lost a fiance...and a fortune!
0:21:24 > 0:21:29And don't think I don't know who took those lovely flowers of mine.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Here, buy a bunch with the winning ticket!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Hey, well done for doing the right thing, Nev.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41You really saved Postie from a life with old Angry Pants, you know.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Love you, Barney.- Maybe I'll still get to use my best man's speech.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Wackadoo, Barnster, keep that speech on the boil!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- I've just popped the question to Doris.- Oh, well done, Crazy Keith!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Do you think she'll say yes?- Mmm.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58She hasn't said anything yet.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I think she's playing hard to get.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Ha, unlike your ice-cream!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Ha-ha.- Don't even think about it, mate.- Wackadoo!- Keith!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Wow you're strong! One second!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd