0:00:23 > 0:00:24SNORING
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Shh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Hello!- Shh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38HE MUTTERS
0:00:52 > 0:00:55So, what was all of that about?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Well, Melanie, do you know Beaky the parrot?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Beaky? Beaky, hmm.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05- Maybe, is he the tell-it-like-is parrot on TV?- Yup.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- The one who made Simon Cowell cry?- Yep.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11He insults people and they find it hilarious.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15He's helping me present the Golden Gongs awards.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- He's being brought over by his agent.- Groovy!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20So...?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I made the mistake of saying that to Mr Prank yesterday.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Turns out he's not just the world's worst caretaker,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30he's the world's biggest Beaky fan.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Pathetic.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Ugh! I've not had a wink of sleep all night.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45KNOCKING
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Is Beaky here yet? Is he? Is he?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- It's 2am. He'll be here in the morning.- Just checking!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55KNOCKING
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Is he here YET?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01What, in the 15 minutes since you last asked? No.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05KNOCKING
0:02:06 > 0:02:10# B-e-a-k-y, he's a bird I'll tell you why
0:02:10 > 0:02:11# Go, Beaky! #
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Aww...poor ickle cousin Barney-warney.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Why have we been graced with your presence
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and why's your hair done up?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28No reason! I was just passing really and...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, Nev!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Wait a minute!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're here to see Beaky, aren't you?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No! No!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Yes! Mr Prank told me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44He's a real, live TV presenter.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Well, so am I!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Too right, bro.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yeah, I know but you know you're, like, YOU.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Good point. I'd not thought of that.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I'm just going to the loo to clean up.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Thanks, Nev(!)
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Pffrt!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03How come stupid Beaky gets all the fans? I haven't got any.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Here I am!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- I know I've got you. You're my number-one fan.- Aye-aye!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- PHONE RINGS - Oh, hello.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Hi Todd. It's Beaky's agent.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Oh, OK, cool.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16They're nearly here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh! Jibbidy-ya!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Beaky! Beaky! Beaky!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, love you, Beaky. Ahh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Barney, baby, you look fabulous.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33What've you done? Hair? Teeth?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Whatever it is, it is so you.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hi Todd.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Beaky's so pumped up to be working with you.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Isn't that right?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Argh! His breath smells of poo! Argh!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Usual charming self then, Beaky.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48He's such a kidder.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Argh! Shut up, Big Ears.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Stop saying that!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Umm...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# B-e-a-k-y, he's a bird I'll tell you why... #
0:03:57 > 0:03:58This way, please
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Ha-ha-ha.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Oh, Barney! Just love what you've done with the place.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17It's you, but not too much you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Thank you...I think.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- PHONE RINGS - I'm going to take this call.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Tarquin, baby!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Fabulous, what's new?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Well, that was Todd and this is Beaky.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Beaky, this is Melanie.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Beaky, wow! Beaky!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky! Beaky!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45You've said the most Beakys in a sentence.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Do you want to calm down?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Argh! Silly hair, silly hair.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50What did he say?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52NEV LAUGHS
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Eh, nothing.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Eh, Nev, this is Beaky. Say hello.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Hello!- Argh! Ugly furball.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01A-rrrrr!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02He's got that one right.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05How's everyone getting on? Super!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Argh! I want purple sunflower seeds.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10We don't have any, I'm afraid.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Argh! Beaky don't get 'em. Beaky don't perform.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Argh! Toilet-Face!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Uh-oh! Barnster, a word please.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- You don't have purple sunflower seeds?- No.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, this is bad!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29If Beaky doesn't get them, he get's unpleasant.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30He's not unpleasant NOW?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33There's a shop, I can get them
0:05:33 > 0:05:35while you stay here and mind Beaky.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- OK.- You'll need to sign this.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40It's just a bit of paperwork
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- which says that you're in charge of Beaky.- Oh, yeah?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46It also says, if anything happens to him,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I have to pay him £30 million?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I tell you what. Why don't I go and get the seeds
0:05:51 > 0:05:53and you can look after Beaky?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Barney said we can't let Beaky out of his cage
0:06:01 > 0:06:03or sign anything. Got it, Nev?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Too right, bro.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08He sure looks nicer on TV. Don't you think?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Argh! And you'd look a lot nicer BEHIND a TV.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'm getting sick of you, you feather duster.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Me too!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Ah! Not if I see you first!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22OK, team, there's three of us to look after one bird.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24How hard can that be?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Easy-peasy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Argh!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- KNOCKING - 'Beaky? Is that you?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31'Are you in there? Coo-eee!'
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It just got harder.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Beaky! It really is you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Argh! Baldy!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40He called me Baldy.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I love it! Do it again!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Baldy!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's only funny when he does it, Bear!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Pffrt!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49HE SNEEZES
0:06:49 > 0:06:55Beaky, I'm such a big fan of yours, I drew a picture of you on my chest.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57- Ugh!- Oh, boy!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, dear. Oh, dear!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01That's rubbish.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06I'm sorry you don't like it but I have got another one.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- No!- No-no-no!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10We don't need to see that one.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Argh! Boring! Next!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15NEV LAUGHS
0:07:15 > 0:07:17No, no, no. Please wait, Beaky.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22I've loving sculpted a life-size model of you out of ice cream.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Ta-dah!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Oh, well, it looked great last night.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh! Yum-yum!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33You're more stupid than the world stupid champion
0:07:33 > 0:07:35and believe me, he's really stupid.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Ugh! He's right. I am!
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Come on, Mr Prank, pay no attention to that nasty, horrible bird.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'm sure your sculpture was really good.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51He hates me!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Argh! So long, Loser and Silly-Hair.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I'm gonna help Mr Prank back to his flat. Todd, help me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Nev, you're in charge of the bird.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Beaky!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Now, I do need to point out that all comments
0:08:06 > 0:08:10by the bird are in jest so you can't take any legal action
0:08:10 > 0:08:13or put them on your T-shirt. In fact...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15A-rrrrrr.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Argh! Ugly furball.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Argh! You're a blue...- Pffrt!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- Hairy...- Pffrt!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Furry...- Pfffrrrt!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29You're good, bear. You're very good.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Too right, bro. Can't scare me.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33G'day, Nevvy.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Crazy Keith, Doris.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Wow! So, who's your new friend?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Hmm...Beaky.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42G'day, I'm Crazy Keith but you can call me...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45A hairy rat. Wah!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Eh, no, mate. I'm a koala.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Call the exterminator.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You're looking for a punch in the beak.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Hairy rat! Smelly, hairy rat!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Ho-ho-ho.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Oh, wait, stop.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59No-no-no!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ah, you're right, Nevvy. Fighting's not the answer.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You're lucky there are ladies present.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh! Ugly rabbit.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Oh!- Ugly rabbit!
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Oh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Don't make me angry, bird.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Uh-oh.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Well, looks like we've manage to calm poor old Mr Prank down.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29'Why? Why doesn't Beaky love me?'
0:09:29 > 0:09:30More or less.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Mondo problemo!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I think he's taken the news of Beaky's escape quite well.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- TODD SOBS - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, as always, you've messed things up.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Lucky I'm here. He can't have got far.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'll search the top of the block,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56you and Motormouth can search here.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Bet you I can find him first. - No way, Jose! I win! I win!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Cool, the first one back with Beaky wins. Smell you later!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Pffrt!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Smile, please.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14OK, you're right, little blue dude.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We can do this, let's find Beaky.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Yeah, yeah!
0:10:18 > 0:10:23'Argh! Big Ears and the furball. What a rubbish team!'
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Stop saying that!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29At least we now know that Beaky's still in the flat.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32So, let's spread out and find him.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Sorry about letting Beaky out there, Nev.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39I kind of lost my temper a bit when he insulted Doris. Yikes!
0:10:39 > 0:10:44We'll be able to get Beaky back as long as he doesn't leave the flat.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Hmm. I win!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh! Nev, your door flap.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51'Wah! So long, suckers.'
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Wah!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Oh!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh, Beaky.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59We have so much in common.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04You like insulting people, I like watching people being insulted.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I thought we'd be friends.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10SQUELCH!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Huh?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Bird poop?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It, it can't be.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Beaky?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Argh! Baldy!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Beaky! It's you!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I knew you'd come round.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Do you want something to eat?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I could put the telly on and you could be rude. Waah!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- CRASHING - Argh!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Oh, this is pointless.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Argh!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42We've searched the whole ground floor and no sign.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Melanie obviously hasn't found him
0:11:45 > 0:11:48or she would have brought him here by now.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50My career is over!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Too right, bro.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh! Looky-looky.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55What's this?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Ugh! It's covered in bird's do-do.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Yucky.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03It says "Only to be opened if Beaky has escaped."
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Well, that's a big yes.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Yeah, yeah!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10"If you're reading this note, then Beaky has escaped
0:12:10 > 0:12:14"and you need to know that he hides a terrible secret."
0:12:14 > 0:12:15KNOCKING
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I'll go.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20"If Beaky pecks somebody on the nose,
0:12:20 > 0:12:25"they develop the terrible affliction known as jokeritis.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31"The victim develops a large red nose..."
0:12:31 > 0:12:33HONK! HONK!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- "..crazy giggles..." - Hee-hee-hee-hee!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41"..and they can't stop playing annoying practical jokes."
0:12:43 > 0:12:46ANDY LAUGHS
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Oops!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48HONK! HONK!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What a day!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56First, I...YOU lose the world's most expensive and irritating parrot
0:12:56 > 0:13:00and now, we've gained this practical joker.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I warned you, Baldy. Put down the water balloon.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10OK, that's the warning. Over to you, Nev.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Achoo!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I can barely hear myself think.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Argh! Even with those massive ears.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I do not have big ears.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Argh! Shut up, Big Ears.- Stop it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Big Ears.- Stop it. Stop it!
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Big Ears.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- You are a rude, ungrateful little bird.- Big Ears!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40If it wasn't for me, you'd still be insulting rabbits in that pet shop.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- So, get down.- Argh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45That's it. Come to the Toddster.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Argh, shut up, Big Ears. Argh!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49T-t-t-Toddster!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Argh!- OK?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Pffrt!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Made you jump. Hee-hee!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58THEY GIGGLE AND LAUGH
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Argh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- So, you found Beaky, yeah?- Mmm.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07But then you lost him.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12But not before he infected Angry Pants and Motormouth with jokeritis.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Great work, Nev(!)
0:14:14 > 0:14:15- Wahoo!- Boing!- Wahoo
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I can't take much more of this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Too right.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Behave!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Boing!- Wahoo!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Right, I'll find Beaky. You sort out these two.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Rather you than me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32I know, I know!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Crazy Keith!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Boing!- Wahoo!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Boing!- Wahoo!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Boing!- Wahoo!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Boing!- Wahoo!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Whoa!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Hello.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Crikey, Nevvy. That Todd bloke and Angry Pants
0:14:50 > 0:14:54have gone silly-billy with that jokeritis thing.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Wahoo!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57What are you gonna do, Nev?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- I don't know. - Come on, you need a plan.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Too right, bro.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03And, look, I've got just the thing.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh! Oh!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Jibbidy-ya! Ho-ho-ho!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Hi, Aunty Barbara. I don't suppose you've seen a parrot, have you?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh, yes, lots.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I've seen some in the Congo, in South Africa and...
0:15:25 > 0:15:28No, I meant recently in the block.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oh, no, 'fraid not.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31OK, thanks, see you later.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Parrots here? Poor girl, she needs to get more fresh air.- Argh!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Oh, look. There's one!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Argh!- Oh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45BARBARA SCREAMS
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Tip-top knot.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Spoilsport!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Yes, boo.- Boo!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Shhh! Dum-da-dumm-dum.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- GERMAN ACCENT: - Good afternoon!
0:15:59 > 0:16:06I am Dr Ludwig von Beatbox from the Institute Of Unfunny Funny Diseases.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08THEY LAUGH
0:16:08 > 0:16:15What we have here is a very bad outbreak of jokeritis.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20The only cure for this is a taste of your own medicine.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21BOTH: Oh(!)
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Nev, bring out the pie cannon.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Aye, aye, captain.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35With this cannon, I am going to repeatedly hit you
0:16:35 > 0:16:38with the cream pies until it is no longer funny.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41And then, and I will say this only once,
0:16:41 > 0:16:43you will be cured.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Pffrt!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Nev.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Three, two, one...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53THEY LAUGH
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Unt again, Nev.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03THEY LAUGH
0:17:03 > 0:17:04NEV LAUGHS
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Hmmm...
0:17:06 > 0:17:09This may take a while. Hmm...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Right! I think it may have worked.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Time for the test.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31OK, watch me.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Watch me!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Three, two, one...
0:17:40 > 0:17:43THEY LAUGH
0:17:43 > 0:17:46It did not work.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48He talks funny.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Worry not, Nev.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57It is time for Phase Two!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Here, this will cure them for sure.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07KNOCKING
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- I wonder who that can be. - Santa Claus.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Jibbidy-ya! Santa!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14It is not ze Santa!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17'Argh! Beaky's got a surprise for you two.'
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Can't scare me!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Argh!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Awoooga!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Boing.- Wahoo!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35One, a-two, a-one, two, three, four...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37THEY PLAY OUT OF TUNE
0:18:49 > 0:18:51QUIET!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56What is going on here?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Bernie!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Aunt Barbara, Todd, are you OK?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Tag, you're it. Ho-ho!
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Where's Beaky?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Argh! Hello, Poo-Breath.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12That's lovely. I can see things have been going well.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, I forgot how heavy that is.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Here you go, Beaky. I've got some nice seeds for you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, look at them.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Lovely.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Emm...
0:19:26 > 0:19:30..why is there custard in my shoe?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Because you smell!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Mr Prank, sit down right now or I shall be very cross.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39You too, Aunt Barbara.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40And you, Todd.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Oh!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'll deal with you lot later.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Beaky.- Argh!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yummy, yum-yum.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Jibbidy-ya!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Argh!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Nice work, Nev.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Now, what's wrong with these three?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56He-he-hem.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, what's this?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03"Beaky has a terrible secret... blah-blah-blah...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05"Jokeritis!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06"Blah-blah-blah..."
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Mondo problemo!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Well, not really.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Didn't you read the back?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17It says the cure is to be tickled with one of Beaky's feathers.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Oh!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah! So, go on then. Do the honours, Nev.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Hee-hee-hee!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Tickle!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Tickle!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Tickle!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33What just happened?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Can you hear bagpipes?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Why is there a lampshade on my head?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40You've all lost your memory.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42It's one of the side effects of jokeritis.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46The other is you'll find nothing funny for 24 hours.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48What's jokeritis?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Hermione, find out what jokeritis is.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Well, I best be off.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58We'll be late. Haven't even rehearsed! I'll get changed.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- SQUELCH! - Argh-oh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Who put a bucket of slime above my door?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Oh, what a day, Nev! I'm so relieved it's over.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- Too right, bro!- At least the award ceremony went well.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22My favourite bit was when Beaky called P-Diddy "Piddle D"!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, yeah!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27He was chasing him with a broom! I presented it on my own!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Groovy!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Anyway, night mate. - Love you, Barney.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Wack-a-doo!
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Oh no!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Only joking! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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