0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh, wackadoo!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27It's gotta be up here somewhere. Oh.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, tiger. Easy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yum, yum!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Oh, wackadoo. Where is it? I've gotta find it quick! Oh.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Nev, Nev. Look at me.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47Now, remember...what did we talk about? About eating food slowly.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Barney, Barney - hungry.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I know but if you eat fast, you'll get a tummy ache.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Feel icky. - CLATTERING
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Well, exactly. So, eat your food...slowly. OK?- Yeah-yeah!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06What's up, Keith? Destroying my flat quicker than normal.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I'm looking for my golden koala medallion. Time's running out.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Have you guys seen it?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Golden koala medallion? No, sorry, mate.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17No, no, no, no!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Oh, strewth!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Me-dud-i-dun-dun.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, it's me-dal-lion.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Me-dad-i-dun. Dum. Dum.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Dum. Dum. Dum-de-dum! Dum, dum, de-doo!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34That's close enough.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Right then, I better get off to work.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Don't worry, Keith - I'm sure it'll turn up.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Hey! Looks like someone needs a haircut.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45What?! Oh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Surely not.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Love you, Barney. - Love you too, mate.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh, no.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54KEITH WAILS
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Hairy Keith.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00Oh! Oh, no!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE CONTINUES TO WAIL
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hmm.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Oh, hey, Mr Prank.- Morning. STOP!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Stay exactly where you are, do not move a muscle.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19OK.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I've just varnished the floor and it isn't dry yet.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Right, well, I do kinda need to get to work, Mr Prank.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Work? I thought of that, Mr Barney, sir,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32and I've left a walkway to the front door.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- It's not very big. - Neither are you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Anyway, don't worry about it. Just don't stand on my lovely floor.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44OK. You hold this.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Got it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Here I go.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52DRUM ROLL
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- Steady.- Whoa.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Oh! Whoa!- No, no, no. - I've got it. Whoa. Got it.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- It's fine. OK.- Easy.
0:03:00 > 0:03:06- Yup. And...there we go!- Well done. - Thank you, it was nothing.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- I've really got to go to work. - OK.- See you later.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Sorry, Mr Prank, I forgot me bag. - Oh. There you are.
0:03:25 > 0:03:31Oh! Ah, the floor's not dry yet, is it?
0:03:31 > 0:03:37What? In the five seconds since you left? No, no, it hasn't, no.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oops. Sorry.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Um, I should just... I should probably...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I...I...yeah.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, my lovely floor.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Oh, wackadoo! It's started. Oh, look how hairy I'm getting!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Argh!- Hairy Keith!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Oh, Nevvy, I'm not sure how to tell you this
0:04:03 > 0:04:06but I have a bit of a situation here.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Hmm. No problemo, Keith.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Ta-da! Groovy!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Hey, yeah, thanks, Nevvy. But my hair's only part of the problem.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27BOING!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Crikey! It's a quarter to 12! I'm running out of time!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Argh!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35BOTH: Argh!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38KEITH SCREAMS
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Argh!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Whoa!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Argh!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Oh dear,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51oh dear, oh dear.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Where is it? Where is it? Where did I put it?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58It must be round here somewhere.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Oh, come on. Think, Keithy boy, think!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Don't worry, Doris, darling. Everything's fine.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Nothing to worry about.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11KEITH WHIMPERS
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Here I am!- Oh, Nevvy.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14I need to talk to ya.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But not in front of...Doris.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh! No problemo. Musico.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Oh. Wackadoo, Keithy boy. You're in big trouble this time, fella.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Ta-da!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Wow! MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, I'm in big do-do, Nevvy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- You know that medallion I'm looking for?- Me-dab-a-bum.- Yeah. Medallion.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Unless I find it real soon, I'm in a whole heap of trouble!
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Confused.- You see, there's something I've never told you before.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52My family has a...terrible secret.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53We're...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- werebears.- Oh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Once a year, on midday, we turn from lovely, cute, cuddly koalas
0:05:59 > 0:06:03into hairy, scary monsters who eat...
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- people's shoes!- Oh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Frightened.- Me too. Oh!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14The golden medallion stops me changing but it's gone.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18In five minutes, I could do something werebear scary
0:06:18 > 0:06:20to someone and their shoes!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Help me, Nev, buddy. You're my only hope.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Mmm. Aye aye, Captain!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30This was a great idea.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I can't do anything shoe-eatingly scary chained up.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Too right, bro'.- Oh! And in the nick of time, too!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39BOING!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- One thing though - what're you gonna do if you need the loo?- Mmm.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Never mind - it's just for today. He-he.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Get outta here.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I don't want you to see me when I...change.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- OK.- Thanks again, Nevvy. You're a real pal.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Yeah-yeah.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02And whatever happens, promise me, you'll take care of Doris.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04She's so emotional.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08If she finds out my secret, it might be too much for her.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Love you, crazy Keith.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I think I'm gonna be OK.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Now, go, go, go, Nev - while there's still time!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19KEITH CRIES
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Six...
0:07:23 > 0:07:26five...um...
0:07:26 > 0:07:27three...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30four...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Tense? Nervous?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Speaking as Steve, the talking shoe, how do you think I feel right now?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Now, please!- Cuckoo!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39< Aaaargh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Waiting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'm hot-footing it out of here. Argh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54NEV WHIMPERS
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh! Oh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08CHOMPING
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Keith?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Aaaargh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Aaaaah!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21NEV MOANS
0:08:24 > 0:08:26That'll do.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's not perfect, but who's gonna know?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30I will know!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Urgh, urgh. Urgh.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Ah, Miss Barbara, ma'am... Ma'am.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40May I say how lovely you are looking today?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43This old thing? Something I threw on.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46But I am particularly pleased with my new shoes.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, yes. They are very...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- eye-catching.- Yes.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Unlike this floor.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Do it again, Plank. I want to see my face in it!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04But...but it's wood. You can't see your reflection in wood...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07is what a foolish person might say, not me, no.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Oh, you'll see your face in this floor or my name isn't...
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Little, cute, hairy fellow!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Little, cute... you've never called me that!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- No, not you - him!- Aargh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Who's a charming little fellow, then?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Grr. Shoes!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27KEITH SNARLS
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Raargh!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- BARBARA SCREAMS - Get him off!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Please stop!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35BARBARA SHRIEKS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Get off! Oh!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Ah. Ah, there.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I think I chased him off, Miss Barbara - I chased him off.
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Oh, my floor! Ow! But at least you're all right.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I'm not all right!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03You have until this evening
0:10:03 > 0:10:06to get rid of that overgrown, long-haired rat!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Or I'll get rid of you!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Phew. Oh, I tell you,
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm glad I'm down here.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That werebear is shoe crazy!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Oh, no! He's after me!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Quick, Steve, time to think on your feet.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Rarrgh. Oh.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- SPANISH ACCENT: - I am a wandering, Mexican tourist.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Arriba, arriba!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Are you looking for shoes? Yes?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Rargh! Shoes! Rargh!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I saw a crazy talking shoe come through here earlier.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- He went that-a-way.- Oh.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Thank you.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52It's lucky for me that werebear wasn't too bright.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11KEITH SNIFFS
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Oh!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Ohh...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ohh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Hairy Keith? Hairy Keith?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Oh! Shoes!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:11:37 > 0:11:46Promise me you'll take care of Doris.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Uh-oh. Doris!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59KEITH SNIFFS
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Oh, lovely.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Quick, Doris, run!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11HE GASPS
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Aaarrrgh!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Hello!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17DISTANT ROARING
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Boing, boing, boing.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Aaagh!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26GROWLING
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Raargh! Raargh!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Hairy Keith, Hairy Keith!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Huh? Huh? Oh!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Doris!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Raaargh!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57No problemo!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Raaargh!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Hairy Keith, OK!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Here, hairy monster!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Nice hairy monster.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Mr Angry Pants! Uh-oh.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21HE SNEEZES
0:13:21 > 0:13:27Oh, it's you, bear. I thought it was that annoying little hairy monster.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- Oh!- Well, it is.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31But not the one I was looking for.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY - What's that?
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Oh, I got this blowpipe off my mate, Dodgy Dave.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It fires these tranquillisers.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Oh!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47I get the hairy fiend in me sights and...he's out cold.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Wakes up three hours later in the zoo.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- No, no, no, no!- Yeah!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Ssshh! Angry Pants. - Raaargh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01KNOCKING
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'm coming in, bear!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Aaaaaargh!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What are you up to, bear?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Booty! Booty!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Booty shaking at a time like this?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36You are a couple of sandwiches short of a teddy bears' picnic.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Oooh, umm...groovy.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Oh, yes, I'm far too clever for any demented fur ball.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Nothing gets past me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Um, um, aye aye, Captain!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I can smell trouble!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54HE SNEEZES
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yucky.
0:14:56 > 0:15:04I know every trick in the blue bear book.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Including...- Phew-ey. - ..pretending to be...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09a cushion! Ha-ha!
0:15:21 > 0:15:28Well, er, you can't be too careful, bear.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hmm. Too right, bro'.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Oh! Lookee! Muma-muma-dabbie...muh-dallie...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40dadi-bun, dabi-dun, me-dabie... Oh, yes!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- My new medallion! - But, but, but, but, but, no!
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- Nice, isn't it, bear? - No, no, no, no - not yours!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Oh, but it is. I found it in the hallway.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Finders keepers, losers weepers.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Mr Plank! >
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Where are you? > - I'll be right back, bear.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Grr.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Phrrrrt!- I'm coming!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Keith, Keith! Me-dabi-dum.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Raaargh!- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Oh.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30CHOMPING
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Mmm. - HE BURPS
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Hungry.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Have you found the mutant rat?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39That's a good question. Almost. Very nearly. Any second...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41No, then!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Well, no. No, no, no, I haven't, no. - Whoa!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Woof! Barbara! Woof, woof!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, little Nevvy-wevvy!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Who's a good little doggie, then?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Does somebody want a treat?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Angry Pants. Grr.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58HE SNEEZES
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Me-dabi-dum! Me-dalli... muh, muh...thingy!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05There we are - your little treat.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Wait for it. Wait for it! And...go!
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Oh, good boy.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Now, Mr Plank. You'd better find that wild beast that ate my shoes.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25Rest assured, ma'am, the situation is completely in hand.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28CLATTERING
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Oh!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31< Raaargh!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Raaargh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Quickly, do something!- I am!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Just let me load up me tranquilliser dart
0:17:43 > 0:17:45and he'll be going for a little kip.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Right, you crazy little fur ball.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You've messed with the wrong caretaker.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Do it now!- Where did that go?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh dear.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Time...for a nap.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08He-he-he-he. Ah!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Shoes!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Muma-dabi-dum.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Plank! Plank, wake up, Plank!
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Oh, five more minutes, Mummy.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I'm not frightened of you!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31NEV WHISTLES
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Oh!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Doris!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Doris!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Oh, Doris.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Doris.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Can't scare me!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Ahhh!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- Aaargh!- Three...
0:19:09 > 0:19:13two...one! Muma-dabi-bun!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Aaaah! I'm back, babe. Bonzer!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You found me golden medallion, Nevvy. I'm cured!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Me-dabi-dun, me-dabi-dum, dum...yeah-yeah! OK, Keith?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Yeah, I think so. I've got a bit of a headache...
0:19:31 > 0:19:35my mouth tastes of old socks, ha-ha! That aside, I feel great.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Groovy!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What exactly happened? I can't remember a thing.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Did I cause trouble when I was - ahem -
0:19:42 > 0:19:43raaargh?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Um...no way, Jose.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, phew! That's a relief! Ha-ha!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Hey, Nev!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Nev! Barney!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Sorry, Barney.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I thought you were a small, hairy, shoe-eating rodent!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Well, easy mistake to make.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Happens all the time. You OK, Aunt Barbara?
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Yes. You see, there was this little monster and he ate my shoes!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Of course he did.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Maybe you'd like to go and have a lie-down?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Yes, I am feeling a little tired.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27But remain alert though!
0:20:27 > 0:20:32He's a clever little fellow. And vicious!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK. Bye, then.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42She needs to get out more. She doesn't half believe weird stuff.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Hey! What happened to me shoes, Nev?
0:20:45 > 0:20:51Umm...do-do-do, do-do-do-do. Do-do-do.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54There you go, mate.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58You must be worn out - catching that werebear by yourself.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59You did brilliantly.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00No problemo!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I know Keith feels bad
0:21:02 > 0:21:05but I wish he wouldn't make me new slippers.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- He's made these latest ones out of tissue boxes.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Ha-ha-ha! Groovy!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Whoa!- Oh, Barney!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15It's OK, I'm fine. I'm OK.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- More slippees than slippers.- Mmm.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Anyway, night-night, mate.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Love you, Barney.- I love you too.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Goodnight, everybody!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Did you hear that, Nev?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Nev?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Night, Nev.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Subtitles by Charlotte Farmer Red Bee Media Ltd
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