0:00:23 > 0:00:26Nev? Just nipping out, mate.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Here I am.- Oh, hello, I wondered where you were.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33You have to stay out of Mr Prank's way today.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Aunt Barbara's got him decorating.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Aye-aye, Captain.- That's cool. I'm gonna fix the trike.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41OK, love you, Barney.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Love you too. See you later.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oh, boring caretaker duties!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Uh-oh! Mr Angry-Pants. Hide!
0:00:55 > 0:01:00At least that bear isn't around. Mess he made the last time I was painting.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03If I catch him anywhere near here,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Bandit will have blue-bear chunks for tea!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Uh-oh! Hmm!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, stuck! Can't see.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Oh, Bear, what are you doing under there?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23No... NO!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Oh-h!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26CRASH!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Bear! POUNDING ON DOOR
0:01:32 > 0:01:34BEAR WAILS
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Come here, Bear!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43There's nowhere to run, Bear!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And no-one to hear your scream!
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Aggh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49CRASH!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54It's no good, Aunt Barbara. His ears are in the way.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56If he was a bit smaller...
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Right, I'll remember that next time I'm down the ear shop(!)
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Aggh!- Sorry.- Stuck!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Stop making a fuss. Anybody would think
0:02:06 > 0:02:11you'd never had your head stuck forcibly down a toilet before.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13CRUNCH! Aggh! ..Oh! Oh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh, thank goodness for that. Now I can... Ow!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Call the hospital!- You mean 999? - No, no, no, my private hospital.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27St Michael's Of The Proper Posh. Number's on the card! Ow!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Sorry, Mr Angry-Pants.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Bear... HE GROANS
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!- Totally bonzer!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Fire!- Fire!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47THEY LAUGH
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Can't believe you didn't flush the loo on Angry-Pants.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Too right, bro!- Fire!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ouch!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Strewth, Nevvy, I think all this laughing
0:03:03 > 0:03:07has put me off me game of boomerang pizza darts.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Your turn.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10MIAOW!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13THEY GASP
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Run!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15MIAOW! MIAOW!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21CONTINUES TO MIAOW
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh, looks like old Angry-Pant's cat
0:03:24 > 0:03:27wants to play a match against you, Nevvy. Oh!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29MIAOW! MIAOW!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- No, no, no, no! Can't make me! - Rrr-rr-rr-rrggh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34MIAOW!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Rrr-rr-rr-rrggh!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Ha-ha-ha! Bonzer, eh, Nevvy!
0:03:39 > 0:03:44I learnt my Rottweiler bark when MI5 sent me undercover at Crufts.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47THUD!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51NEV'S TEETH CHATTER Oh, relax, Nevvy.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's over. You isn't playing with that loser moggy ever again.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- Not after last time.- Too right, bro.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hey, Doris, did I tell you how Nev and Bandit first met?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Ah, didn't think I did. Well, it all began long, long ago.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Bandit - they called him the keepy-uppy cat -
0:04:15 > 0:04:18undefeated in the entire block.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21No-one could keep a ball in the air like Bandit.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25One day, there came a new bear in town.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37There started a contest us animal folks still talk about till this day.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Whoever kept his ball going longest would be the winner.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It began at dawn.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46No-one knows exactly how long it went on.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Some say till high noon,
0:04:48 > 0:04:52others till just before the Simpsons came on.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53But in the end,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57there would be only one winner.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01And when the keepy-up cat could keepy-up no more,
0:05:01 > 0:05:05now that's when it all turned bad.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Grrr! Hiss!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yowl! Yowl!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Agghhh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Easy, Nevvy! I think we've frightened him, Doris.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Nev may have most a chunk of ear, but he was the keepy-up winner,
0:05:24 > 0:05:28and Bandit knew it, so, ever since, the moggy has been after revenge.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Too right, bro.- Yeah. Mostly he just torments our Nevvy.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Now and then, Bandit will challenge Nev to something, anything,
0:05:38 > 0:05:42in the hope of regaining his honour, but Nev will never take it up.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- N-N-No!- And Nev's learnt to get by with just the one ear.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Losing another?!
0:05:47 > 0:05:52That'd make the wearing of comedy glasses extremely impractical.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53MAN GROWLS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55SCREAMING
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Oh, Wackadoo! It's Angry-Pants.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hold tight, Doris.
0:06:03 > 0:06:10- Where are you, you horrible, little blue bear?!- Here I am.- Ah!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12HE SNEEZES
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Hello, Mr Angry-Pants.- "Hello"? I'll give you "hello"!
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Four hours it took that hospital to get this toilet seat off my neck.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Ooops!- "Ooops" doesn't even come into it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Do you know why? Afterwards they did some tests on me.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Look... HIS HAND RATTLES
0:06:31 > 0:06:34And that... BOTH HANDS RATTLE
0:06:34 > 0:06:36And that... HIS LEG RATTLES
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You know what that is, don't you, Bear?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Um...hokey-cokey.- No!
0:06:42 > 0:06:48It's not the hokey-cokey - it's severe nervous disorder.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52My nerves are completely shredded, so much so,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55that I'm going to need a very expensive operation.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58As my nerves wouldn't be in this state
0:06:58 > 0:07:02if it wasn't for the trouble that YOU caused,
0:07:02 > 0:07:06YOU and Mr Barney can pay for it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Ten thousand pounds!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- NEV GASPS - N-N-N-No!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, y-y-y-yes!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21I've had enough of you, Bear! It's payback time.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Time I won one for once.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Mr Prank is making a stand.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, I bet that hurt!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Whack me wallaby, Nevvy, ten thousand pounds!
0:07:42 > 0:07:48- How are you and Barney gonna get that kind of moolah?- Problemo.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51HE GASPS
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Kylie on a moped - the koala's a genius!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- I've got an idea.- Jippety-oh!- Ha-ha!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- HE SNORES - Oh, look at him!
0:08:02 > 0:08:07That was some wallop. He isn't gonna wake up for hours yet.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Once we've fixed his shredded nerves, the hospital won't have to.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- We just need to do a bit of surgery. Can't be that hard.- Easy-peasy.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19OK, Dr Neville, let's pop the hood open.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22METAL CREAKS
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Scalpel.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Forceps.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Slightly scary music.- Oh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Now, let's do some doctoring!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43FRANTIC RUMMAGING
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Aha! Ah-ha-ha!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48What's that?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Ah, well, it's waterworks, for when he needs to go for a...
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Aggh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- NEV SPITS - Yucky!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02RUMMAGES AGAIN
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- TICKING - Here's his old ticker.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Oh! - NEV HUMS
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Heart. Love you, heart.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- BUZZ! - Oh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Your turn.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17NEV HUMS
0:09:17 > 0:09:18CLANKING
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Wow! Look at this.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Angry-Pants' sense of balance. - Wobbly-wobbly!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26HE GROANS WITH THE WEIGHT
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Wow! What do you think this is, Nevvy?- Hmm? I don't know.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37CREAKING 'I'm gonna get you, Bear!'
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Aggh! That'll be his voice box, then.- Frightened!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- BUZZ! - Me again!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Swap over, Nevvy!
0:09:50 > 0:09:55This is gonna be a tricky one. One wrong move and...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58BEEP!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Relax! - BEEPING CONTINUES
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Just the oven timer. Me lunchtime pie's ready. Mmm!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Now...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09look at this!
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Angry-Pants' marbles. These are what makes his brain work.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Do not lose the marbles.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20TEARING
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Aha! At last! Here we are - his central nervous system,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- and there's the shredded nerves. - Hmm!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30ELECTRICITY BUZZES
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ouch!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Sorry, mate, it's these nerve ends, see?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- BUZZING - Aggh!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Nev!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Oh, no!- It's me. Can you let me in, please? Forgotten my keys.- Aggh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51NEV WHIMPERS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Agghh! ..Ow!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Nev?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hello, Barney. Bye, Barney.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06What's going on?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Keith?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Nev?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Everything OK?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Tip-top-a-roo!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18What's all this then?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Just some decorating stuff.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh... What about that?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29J-J-J-Just some rubbish I'm throwing out.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Argh!- What?!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Nothing!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42OK.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Argh!
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- What?!- I don't know!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53OK.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Phew! I think we got away with it. Crisis over.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04If everything's OK, I'll throw this down the rubbish chute.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06See you later, guys.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Thanks, Barney. You're a buddy. What would we do without ya?
0:12:10 > 0:12:15BOTH: Argh!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23CRASHING
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Dear, oh dear!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Hey, Beatrice.- Hi. - Where are you off to?- Shops.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Ingredients for a new ice-cream recipe.- Cool.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40If you want anyone to taste test...
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- You go first!- Hm, OK.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Can I borrow those scales?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Sure.- Ow!- I'm sorry.
0:12:49 > 0:12:55- Here you go.- Ow! Don't worry. - I'm so sorry.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57They go on there like that.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'll put these inside, thank you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Whoa!
0:13:05 > 0:13:10Oh, digeree-doo-dah! I think my bum's on fire!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Shush! Problemo.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Calm down, calm down!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Look, Angry-Pants body parts are all here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Let's put them in the sack and get outta here.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27OK, Crazy Keith.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31We'll be fine as long as we're quiet.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I'M GONNA GET YOU, BEAR!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Shush! - NEV SCREAMS
0:13:37 > 0:13:41The marbles, Nevvy. Quick. Over there.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44MEOW!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Leave the marbles. We'll come back for them later.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Come on!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03There you go. Shredded nerves, sorted.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It's amazing what you can do with sticky tape
0:14:06 > 0:14:08and lack of medical knowledge.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Strewth! He's coming round.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I'd better get all his body bits back in fast.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Marbles.- No time!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20He'll have to do without his marbles.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23It's never stopped Barney's Aunt Barbara.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25She lost her marbles years ago!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27First things first.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Nurse!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Whisporks.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Water doo-dah.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36And the old ticker.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Right, I'm outta here.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Gordon Granny's Hootenanny! Elvis has married me bagpipes!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Confused.- Flightable haddock.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Talking of which, I've got to decorate the upstairs hallway.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Ooh, very wobbly.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57The scales, Nevvy. We forgot his sense of balance.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Beep, beep.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Beep, beep!
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Argh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Good gravy, Plank. What the blazes are you doing?!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Just decorating, Your Holiness.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19That's ice-cream!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Exactly. A couple of coats of milk choc chip
0:15:22 > 0:15:24ought to freshen this place right up.
0:15:24 > 0:15:30Ooh! Look at those cracks. You could do with a couple of coats yourself.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35There we are.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37That's better!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Have you taken leave of your senses?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Time to get on with the ceiling. Bye-bye!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Argh!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Right, Plank. It's back to hospital for you.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Barney!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Barney!
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Nevvy, he's out cold. We can operate again.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We haven't got much time.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09We need to put those marbles in double quick.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Barney?! Are you there?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Plank's gone mad and knocked himself out.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I think we ought to call that hospital.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Wallop me wombat! If the hospital finds out Angry-Pants
0:16:21 > 0:16:23has lost his marbles as well,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- that £10,000 bill's gonna become a £20,000 bill.- No!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Barney! Didn't Plank give you the hospital's number?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Here's the plan...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Barney, are you there?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Ba-ba!
0:16:41 > 0:16:47- Oh, Nevvy-wevvy! What a lovely outfit.- Woof-woof!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Ooh, yes. That's the number.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55What a clever little Nevvy doggy.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Hello! Is that Sir Michael of the proper posh?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Yes, m'lady.- Could you despatch an ambulance straightaway?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Of course. Totally fair dinkum, mate. - Pardon?
0:17:10 > 0:17:17I mean right away, m'lady. Wackadoo! Phew!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Nevvy? Nevvy?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- I'm here!- Whack-a-doo!
0:17:28 > 0:17:33I'll sort out the ambulance, you get the marbles.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35No, no. Frightened.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's the only way.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41We've got to operate while Angry-Pants is still out of it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Can't scare me.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Argh!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Phew-wee. No bandit.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58MEOW!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10MEOW!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Funny looking ambulance!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Meow!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36My turn?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39OK. Hm...
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I win! I win!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I win! Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Mine.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Nicely done, m'lady.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Crazy Keith, quick!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Bonzer, Nevvy. You got the marbles. Jump in!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Right, m'lady. Thank you for you help.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16We'll be off now.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Soon as Aunt Barbara goes inside,
0:19:20 > 0:19:24we drag Angry-Pants back in the flat and put his marbles in.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Yes, off we shall be. Shortly.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Is there a problem?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Well, the thing is m'lady the driver had to get a knighthood.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41He'll be back in...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Oh, good gravy! I'll drive.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46In the back, Nevvy. Now!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Dingos doo-doo! We've gotta fix Angry-Pants.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Quick, before Aunt Barbara realises something's up.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08Don't worry. Just a road sign. Don't know why they make them so small!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- You'll have to shout the directions. - OK, OK.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Look for an empty road with no road signs.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Or trucks carrying chickens! CLUCK CLUCK!
0:20:24 > 0:20:30Good job Dr Keith came prepared for keyhole surgery.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31SCREECH!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Apparently the surgeons had fixed you up before you got to hospital.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Aunt Barbara bought you back home.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44That's weird. I don't remember anything.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49That posh and private hospital didn't even charge for treatment.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50It was on the house.
0:20:50 > 0:20:57- That's amazing. And they cured my shredded nerves. Look.- Wow!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01I feel great. I think I'll go and...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ooh! CLUNK!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Hi, guys.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Hey, Beatrice.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I thought I'd better bring these scales back.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Uh-oh.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22CRASH! Oh!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Is that Mr Prank?
0:21:25 > 0:21:30It's weird. Did he seem more clumsy to you tonight?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Um, no-no-no.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49Nev, we've got to give Angry-Pants his sense of balance back.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Noisy.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53He's trying to put his old TV in the attic.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57We can't operate on him until he's unconscious again.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Argh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I reckon he's unconscious now!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Let's go, Dr Neville.