Everyone Loves Chops

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# You love me, I love you

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Me on the keys, you on kazoo

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two... #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Big solo, Nev - go!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37NEV BLOWS HIS KAZOO

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Nice work, Nev!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Dithering dingoes! You play a mean kazoo, Nev!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Crazy Keith!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Fancy dress party, is it?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51No, Barney mate! Run your peepers over this!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Ta-dah!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- A fortune teller? You?!- You bet!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, sparkly!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04It's a job with a future that'll earn me a fortune.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09Say hello to Mr Keithio, the All Revealing!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Hello, Keithio.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Cross my paw with biccies and I'll tell you your futures.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Sorry, but we don't need to know our future.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Too right, bro!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Hmm... I could foresee you saying that...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hmm...

0:01:24 > 0:01:27That's it, Bandit, I'm booting you out.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31I can't afford to keep you on my measly caretaker wage.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33With the cream van kaput,

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I'm not making money on my secret ice cream business.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Miaow!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41SAD MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:41 > 0:01:46Forget it! Now sling your claw and find somewhere else to live!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Miaow...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Miaow!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Plank?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- It's PRANK! - DOG BARKS

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Quiet, Chops!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Good gravy, Plank!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10You look as though you've had a fight with a much spreader!

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Oh, yes...I've just been fixing, er... er... things, yes.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20And I wish somebody would fix that rusty ice cream van outside.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Whoever owns that should be locked up!- Yes.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26DOG BARKS

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Sshh, Chops!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30You haven't seen my niece Melanie, have you?

0:02:30 > 0:02:35She promised to dog-sit Chops for me while I go for a beauty makeover.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42No... No, sirree, I haven't seen Melanie.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sorry, Miss Barbara.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Miaow! DOG BARKS - Quiet, Chops!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Treat!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53MUNCHING

0:02:53 > 0:02:54BURP!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58So, what exactly does Chops look like then?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Do you know, Plank, I can't remember.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02It seems so long ago

0:03:02 > 0:03:07since my little doggie popped out to say, "Hello, Mumsie!"

0:03:07 > 0:03:10He so loves his cosy little handbag.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Seems for a furry little thing, it's the perfect place to live.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Miaow!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Anyway, Plank, haven't you got any work to do?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- DOG BARKS - Down, boy, cease!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Behave yourself! Do as you're told!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Mad as a wasp sandwich.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Me on keys, you on kazoo... #

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Big finish, Nev!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two! #

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Nice! Fancy a biscuit break?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Aye-aye, captain! Jam! Jammy biccie!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- BANGING ON DOOR - Open up!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Barbara!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Miaow!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Barbara, what a nice surprise!

0:03:57 > 0:03:58I've been knocking for weeks

0:03:58 > 0:04:02while you've been playing that hop hip replacement music.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04NEV BLOWS KAZOO Miaow!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Nevvy doggie, I didn't see you there!

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Woof-woof!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Actually, Nev's not a dog.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14As your cousin Melanie has let me down,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- could you look after Chops?- Well...

0:04:17 > 0:04:20With another doggie, there shouldn't be a problem.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21He never leaves my bag.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Oh.- Thank you. Bye!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I guess that's a yes then!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30DOG SNARLS AND BARKS

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I know what you're thinking, Nev -

0:04:33 > 0:04:36a nice little tune to settle Chops down a bit, yeah?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40# I love you, you love me

0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Me and you, the tip-top two

0:04:42 > 0:04:44# Hi there, Bandit

0:04:44 > 0:04:45# Biscuits wackadoo

0:04:45 > 0:04:48NEV BLOWS KAZOO # Not keen on Nev's kazoo

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# You love me, I love you

0:04:51 > 0:04:53# Me and you, the tip-top two... #

0:04:57 > 0:04:59What's...that?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Wow, it must be Chops!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hey! Did you like our little song?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06CHOPS PANTS

0:05:11 > 0:05:15I don't know why he sounded so mean in that bag. He's so cute! Yes!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Chopstick!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Now, Chops, I think you're hungry, aren't you?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24You look like you want a treat. Let Uncle Barney sort you out.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28How about a jammy treat? Would you like a biscuit?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30No way, Jose!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Nev, we've got to share. We're gonna look after Chops

0:05:33 > 0:05:35and so we're going to.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37CHOMPING

0:05:37 > 0:05:38- BURP! - Uh-oh!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Mr Keith will see a spot of bother! Ulp!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Shall we go and get a biscuit, Chops?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- It's OK, I'm excited too.- Barney...

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Er, Nev, have you been at the biscuits?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51No-no-no-no!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Really? Chops, what do you think of a nice treat?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57KNOCKING AT DOOR Someone at the door

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Hungry! Oh, jam - mine!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Hi, sorry I'm late.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Aunt Barbara demanded I look after that spoiled mutt of hers.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ha-ha! Smelanie!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Hi!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, look at the 'ickle doggie!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Ohhh...

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Hmm.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- It's Chops.- What, the bad barker?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I never knew he was cutesie!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Smelanie! Smelanie! Smelanie!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Move over, Nev.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Hello, little one, aren't you gorgeous?- Yes, you are.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Mel, could you look after Chops while I go to the shop?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm gonna get him some doggie treats.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43You'll want to let him explore round the flat.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- See you later!- Barney! Barney!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Smelanie! Smelanie!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ohhh...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Coo-ee! BANG! - Ow!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Do you mind?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I spy a little grease monkey!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I spy an annoying postie!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10So...what's in your sack?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12It's all for you, Mr Prank.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Yeah - probably fan mail.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17There you go.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Bills...bills...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21All bills!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Funny - it doesn't say it's for Bill.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- NEV SIGHS - Miss you, Barney.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Miss you, Tip-Topper Two.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Miaow!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42NEV PLAYS TUNE ON KAZOO

0:07:42 > 0:07:45MIAOW!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Feeling lonely...

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Hmm?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58I know, I know! Crazy Keith!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Crazy Keiiiiiiiiith!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10If I don't get that van fixed soon and sell some ice cream,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Prank's Ices is gonna go out of business and I'll be on the street!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16You ARE on the street!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yes, I know.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21What you need is a gimmick -

0:08:21 > 0:08:25someone or something to help sell your ice creams.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's it - if I can't get the van to the people,

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'll bring the people to the van!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34And I know the perfect woman...

0:08:34 > 0:08:37You're right! For the first time, you're right!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41That dog is the perfect gimmick to sell my ice cream.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43PRANK CHUCKLES

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh, isn't he divine? Hello!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52CLANGING

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Ohhhhhhhhh!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Ouch!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Love me, Crazy Keith!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Mystic Keithio, if you don't mind.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05The crystal ball said you'd come here.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Mondo problemo.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I see EVERYTHING...

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You're being ignored for the cutest dog in the world.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Everyone loves Chops and you're a bit of a scruffball!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21But I'm still here for you!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Let's look and see what the future holds!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25CRAZY KEITH GASPS

0:09:25 > 0:09:29The mists... They are a-clearing...

0:09:30 > 0:09:35I see you, Nev... looking rich...famous...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38surrounded by a popular crowd.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Hmmm... They love you!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hmm.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Oh, adorable, adorable, adorable...

0:09:46 > 0:09:49See, Nevvy? You're going to be adored,

0:09:49 > 0:09:52even by old Angrypants!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Confused.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Course you are, Nevvy.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00But Mystic Keithio knows exactly what this means.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Cuter than Chops you must be.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Then love you again they will, you'll see!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Shabbidi-yeah!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11You need to dress cutely.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Doris won't mind if you use her cast-offs. I wear them all the time!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Don't I, love? Yep!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Time for a Nev makeover - to out-cute the Chops.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29What a little smasher!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Ooh! Why, thank you!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Not you, I was talking about Chops.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Put those bills in there.

0:10:37 > 0:10:45Little Chopsy - oh, he's adorable, adorable, adorable, cute, gorgeous!

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Hmm... Chops loved, not me.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Where is he? It's that bear. He's here somewhere.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Bloomin' allergy!

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Here I am!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ah-choo!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Bear! What are you wearing?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05You look ridiculous. Shift!

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Ohhh...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08And you can shift an' all!

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Hello, Postie!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16SHE SCREAMS

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Hmm.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32Seems for a furry little thing, it's the perfect place to live.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36BANDIT CACKLES

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Miaow!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Who's the cutest dog in the world? It's you! Yes, it is.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49You stay there, I'm gonna get a glass of water.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52CHOPS BARKS

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Miaow!- Oh no, you're not going back in there.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57CHOPS CONTINUES BARKING

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Aunt Barbara is coming back soon

0:12:00 > 0:12:04and I want her to see me looking after you, just like she asked.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Thought I heard our yappy little friend.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10What do you want, Plank?

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Same as you usually do - to be in Aunt Barbara's good books.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19She was very angry you were late for your dog-sitting.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Go on.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24What better way to make it up to her than a gift from you

0:12:24 > 0:12:27of some lovely photos of Chops here?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31What a gorgeous, lovely, cutie poochie-poo!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, I suppose it would be cool.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Great! I'll have the mutt back with you in an hour.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ah-choo!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Come on, Bonzo.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Miaow!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52You were wise to return, Nevvy.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Waaaah... Waaaaah...

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Waaaaaaaaaaaah...

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Now, what does the crystal ball foresee?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Aaaah!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06What's that?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's all right - it's only a bit of me dinner!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Now, let me see...

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Ah... I see it won't be long

0:13:15 > 0:13:18before you are the only one, Nevvy!

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Shabbidi-yeah!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21No Chops here.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Shabbidi-yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Treats galore for you!

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Confused.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Return Chops to the bag you must,

0:13:32 > 0:13:35then you and you alone will be loved and fussed...

0:13:35 > 0:13:37over.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hmm, confused.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Ach! They love ya, Nev.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45I tell ya - this ball's never wrong.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Go for it, buddy!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ah, not so fast, Nevvy.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52How do you plan to get Chops back in the bag?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Hmm... I dunno.

0:13:54 > 0:14:00Exactly! But fear not - Mystic Keithio has the answer!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Voila - my patented dog-o-fetcher.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11No pooch can resist chasing a ball fired from this little beauty.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Chops will chase our ball all the way back into the handbag.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Nice catch, Nevvy!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Hmm.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Come on, doggie, lick the ice cream!

0:14:28 > 0:14:32There'll be queuing down the street for Prank's Ice Cream!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Come on, Chops, work the ice cream.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Beg for it, hot doggie!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39There's something wrong with this...

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Psst! Chops! Fetch, boy!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- CHOPS BARKS - Oi! Come here!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Come here, Chops! - Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Aaaaah!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Miaow!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Chops! Jump!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04NEV LAUGHS

0:15:04 > 0:15:06No problemo!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14BANDIT CACKLES

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Hmm, easy peasy! - DOOR CLOSES

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Smelanie!

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Hey, Nev. Has Plank brought Chops back yet?- Hmm...

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I'm missing that dog already, aren't you?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29He's so cute!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Hmm... Here I am. Kissy-kissy!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Chops! Chops!

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Chops! Chops, come here!

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Here... Here you are, Melanie, here.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44I was just, er, leaving.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47You've lost Chops.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52Not entirely, no, he's-he's here somewhere.

0:15:52 > 0:15:57What a Plank! We've got to find him before Aunt Barbara gets back.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Yes, erm...

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Shabbidi-yeah!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02No Chops here!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Shabbidi-yeah!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Treats galore for you.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Chops...

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Like, thanks for the help, Nev.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Don't you care about Chops?

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- NEV SNIFFS - Not loved... Not wanted...

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Mystic Keithio!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Sorry to barge in, Nev. Wanna see the future?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32There's an emergency reading coming on.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Oh, my lovely little hero Nevvy doggie.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44You saved my Chops! How can I ever repay you?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Confused.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Venture deep into the bag.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54From inside, you then must drag

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Auntie Barbara's Chops set free.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02A hero loved by all you'll be.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Nev, this is your destiny.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Hmmm...

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Third time lucky, eh?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Aye-aye, captain.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Good luck, Nevvy!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14You show 'em where Chops is

0:17:14 > 0:17:16and you'll be the blue hairy hero of the hour.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Chops!- Chops!- Chops!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Chops!- Where are ya?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Ooh, the bag! What about the bag?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Get out the way, bear! - CRASH!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29We would have heard him barking.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34It's no good. Chops is lost.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36What?!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Ohhhhhh!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42But I've just bought all these doggie treats.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Call the police, Plank - NOW!

0:17:46 > 0:17:50If Chops is out there, our boys will find him.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Right, let's go over this again, shall we?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Mr Plank...

0:17:55 > 0:18:02It's Prank - P-R-A-N-K, not PLANK.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Mr PLANK...

0:18:04 > 0:18:09you were taking a photograph of said missing dog in your flat

0:18:09 > 0:18:12when he chased a ball into this flat.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14But when you entered this flat, he was gone.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Yes, gone.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Miss Melanie...

0:18:18 > 0:18:21you didn't see said dog in this flat,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23you only saw the blue bear.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Mr Harwood, sir,

0:18:27 > 0:18:31you were out shopping...for treats.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah, Chocky-Wocky Chunk Chomps.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Is this getting us anywhere, Officer?

0:18:38 > 0:18:42No-one is above suspicion, madam. Not even you.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44In fact, I put it to you

0:18:44 > 0:18:48that you were ALL responsible in part for this crime.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50ALL: What?!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I put it to you that Chops, a defenceless dog,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55became the victim of his own bark -

0:18:55 > 0:18:58a bark which you all wanted to silence!

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Outrageous!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:19:03 > 0:19:06NEV BLOWS KAZOO

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I know, I know!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Nev, do you know where Chops is?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Do I, bro?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Well, I knew it was you all along, blue bear,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I just needed to flush you out into the open.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Right, you're nicked!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Oh! Frightened!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- MUFFLED: - Can't catch me!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28You can't evade the law forever!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Bear, do you hear me?

0:19:30 > 0:19:35I have this bag completely surrounded!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Chops! Chopstick!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Chops!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Poor Chops.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Chops! Chops?

0:19:47 > 0:19:48NEV GASPS

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Hmm, poor Chops.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55HISSING

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Uh-oh.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Miaaaaow!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04NEV SCREAMS

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Everybody stand back, nothing to see here.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Nev, come out!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Can't catch me! - BARKING AND SNARLING

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Listen, it's Chops.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16BARKING Miaow!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18And that sounds like Bandit.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20SNARLING Miaow!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Miaow... SNARLING CONTINUES

0:20:23 > 0:20:27What's that manky cat doing in my handbag with my Chopsie?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Hasn't he got his own home to go to? PLANK!

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Dear oh dear oh dear...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39BANDIT CACKLES

0:20:39 > 0:20:42NEV PLAYS THE KAZOO

0:20:51 > 0:20:53That's Nev playing the kazoo.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Bandit hates the kazoo. Nice plan, Nev!

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Miaaaaaow! BARKING AND KAZOO CONTINUE

0:21:01 > 0:21:04MIAAAAAAAOW!

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Waaaaah!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Get off, Bandit!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Baba!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Here I am.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Come to Mumsie!

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, my lovely little hero Nevvy doggie,

0:21:18 > 0:21:22you saved my Chops! How can I ever repay you?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'm sure Hero Nev will think of something!

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Too right, bro.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30To push you on, why not have some of these treats?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32You've earned it, mate.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Well done.- Hooray for Nevvy!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Yes, well done. Round of applause for Nev.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Yippee!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Sounds like Mr Prank's got the ice cream van fixed,

0:21:46 > 0:21:48thanks to you, Nev.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Although Aunt Barbara did think

0:21:50 > 0:21:53the fan belt you wanted for saving Chops was a bit odd.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Aye-aye, captain.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58If you thought I was ignoring you, I wasn't.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00It's just that Chops is cute.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Love you, Barney.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05'Ello, fellers!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Hey, Nevvy, how do you fancy another reading?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10NEV SCREAMS