0:00:20 > 0:00:23Ah, looking good! Ha!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Right, fellas, I'm off to work. See you later, Nev. Love you.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Love you, Barney.- Huh?
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Oh, wackadoo! Oh...
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Hey! Where did you get all those letters?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Keith?
0:00:37 > 0:00:42Er, well, they're all, kind of, er...fan mail?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm sorry, from who now?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46From, like, fans. Gulp!
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Right. Why do I 100% not believe that?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Anyway, must dash. See you later.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Yeah, cheers. Right! Time to start all over again.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- TOWER CREAKS - Nev - it's Postie!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07BOTH: Gasp!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ohhh...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Crazy Keith, hide!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, wackadoo!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Postie!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Hello, Nev. I've got a delivery here for...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- ..Barney. - SHE WEEPS
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Ah!- Oh!- Poor Postie.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42SHE WEEPS
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hey! Boys! I just noticed -
0:01:45 > 0:01:49one of these letters is from old Angry Pants' cousin, Benny,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52the one that set his pants on fire.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54WEEPING
0:01:54 > 0:01:56What can that be?!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Oh, thanks, Nev. - NEV GASPS
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yeah, thanks, thanks.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Thanks, thanks. Thanks, Nev.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I've got plenty now.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Love you, Postie.- Oh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I love you too, Nev.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20That's why I'm so upset. I really love this job.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25And now...I have to leave! Oh!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27No-no-no-no!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I'm afraid so. I'm being replaced.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36The Posting Service says that posties are inefficient.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38SHE WEEPS
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Wackadoo, Doris!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Looks like poor old Postie's for the high jump. Oh!
0:02:44 > 0:02:50It's not her fault all the post keeps falling through the floorboards.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54So they said they're going to replace me
0:02:54 > 0:02:58with a-a-a...with an android copy of myself.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- That's some kind of robot, apparently.- Oh, miss you, Postie.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm going to miss you too, Nev!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Now I suppose I'll have to go and tell Mr Prank.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Angry Pants?!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, he's such a big softie.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16He's bound to take it hard.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23..And so they're going to replace me with a robot, Mr Prank.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Oh, so this is your last day, is it? - Yes.
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- And after this I'll never see you again?- Well, I suppose I could...
0:03:33 > 0:03:34YES!
0:03:34 > 0:03:41Ha-ha! Woo-hoo! Yes! Ya-ha-ha! Woo!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, Nevvy! Mwah!
0:03:43 > 0:03:50Bleugh! Ha-ha-ha! Yee-ha! Woo! Ha-ha!
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Oh, that's terrible news. Anyway, on with me caretaking duties. Goodbye.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Oh, poor man!
0:03:59 > 0:04:04He's so overcome with grief, he doesn't know what to say.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Love you too! Mwah!
0:04:08 > 0:04:15Well, looks like this is my last day delivering the mail.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16NEV GASPS
0:04:16 > 0:04:21No way, Jose! Hmm, Crazy Keith...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Wackadoo, Nevvy, you're right!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- We can't let the Posting Service replace Postie. I'm in.- Groovy!
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Tomorrow morning, we commence Operation Get Postie Her Job Back
0:04:35 > 0:04:36By Getting Rid Of The Robot
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- And Getting Everything Back To Normal!- Jibbidy-ya!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41But first,
0:04:41 > 0:04:45we need to find a catchier name for the operation.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50MECHANICAL BUZZING
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Delivery for Miss Beatrice. One china teaset.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Open up and accept delivery.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00MECHANICAL BUZZING
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Ha! It won't be able to deliver that. Beatrice isn't in.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Uh, never mind.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13SMASH!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14BOTH: Gasp!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Huh?- Oh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Parcel for Miss Beatrice delivered.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Wackadoo!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35This Robopostie looks like Postie, but it's very different.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Too right, bro. Miss you, Postie.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Yeah, and I don't want some crazy robot going hunting
0:05:42 > 0:05:45for post under the floorboards! Ha!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49It's time to commence Operation Get Rid Of The Crazy Robot
0:05:49 > 0:05:51And Get Poor Old Postie Her Job Back!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Aye-aye, Captain!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Still got to work on the name, though.- Mmm.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Letter for Nev the bear delivered.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- BLEEP! BLEEP! - Error. Error.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Error. Error.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Letter delivered.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- BLEEP! BLEEP! - Malfunction.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Letter delivered. Letter not delivered. ERROR!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS - Arriba!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Nev the bear.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50No-no-no-no.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56CRACKLE! BUZZ!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Yo! Yo-yo-yo!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- CRACKLE! BUZZ! - Nev...the bear.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09No-no-no-no.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Error. Error. Does. Not. Compute.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- CRACKLE! - Nev...the bear.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22No-no-no-no.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Great work, Nevvy! Robopostie must be properly confused now.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Too right, bro. - Our plan is working perfectly.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Nothing can possibly go wrong.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38BANGING ON DOOR
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Wackadoo!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Fwightened.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42BANGING ON DOOR
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- When I said nothing could go wrong... - Yeah-yeah?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- BANGING ON DOOR - Oh...!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50..I may have been wrong!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52RUN!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Aaargh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55CRACKLE! BUZZ! CRACKLE!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Woah-ah-ah! Quick, Nevvy - hide!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Woah-ah!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Nev the bear.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15C-c-c-can't scare me!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Hm-mm! - Nev the bear. Letter delivered.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hm-hmph-hm-mm-mm!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Raaargh! What's all this noise?!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Postie?! I thought you had lost your job.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I am not Postie. I am Robopostie.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Robopostie is an exact copy of Postie.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Except 1,112% more efficient.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Well, you certainly knocked down that door more efficiently than she would.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50But the thing is, Robopostie,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52you can't go knocking doors down.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You know why?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'm the caretaker...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:06 > 0:09:09..to fix all these doors and THAT can be dangerous!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Miss Barbara's going to hit the roof when she sees all this damage.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Why d'you keep looking at me like that?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Robopostie loves you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- What?! I...- You love Robopostie.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Now, wait a sec.- We will be together forever.- Oof!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Robopostie is fitter, stronger. - Ooh, ow, ugh! Yeah...
0:09:32 > 0:09:36That's all very well but I've just gotta... I... Oh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Door...fixing time.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Come back, love man!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Confused.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53- Crikey! It really doesn't like doors, does it?- Too right, bro.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56BANG! SMASH!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- 'Robopostie love Prank man. - You're crazy, you are!'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02BANG! CRASH!
0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Looks like it's taken a real shine to old Angry Pants, though!- Yeah-yeah!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09BANG! CRASH! I reckon we need a new plan.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Robopostie's gone crazy-weird!
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Never mind delivering the post - it sounds like it wants to move in now!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BANGING 'Aaaargh!'
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Mondo problemo. - SMASH!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- Maybe we could try winning it over with ice cream.- No-no-no-no.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh, you're right - it's a robot!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Probably doesn't even like ice cream. Ha!- Hmm.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Have you got any ideas, Nev?- Hmm. Socks! Socks! Socks!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I think this may be one of those rare problems
0:10:45 > 0:10:49that can't be fixed with socks, Nevvy. Oh...
0:10:49 > 0:10:52At least it's over at Angry Pants' and not here.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54THUMPING
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Oh! I should just stop predicting stuff altogether!- Hide!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You are husband. You are lucky Prank man.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I'm not ready for that sort of commitment!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12This will be our new home.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15We will live here together forever.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Oh, dear.- Just you, Robopostie...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23NEV GASPS
0:11:23 > 0:11:27ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- ..and our son.- What?!
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Fwightened.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Come here, son. Your dinner is almost ready.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37NEV SCREAMS
0:11:43 > 0:11:45NEV SCREAMS
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Quick, bear - free me!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh. Oh. Woah-ah!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01WHIRRING AND CREAKING
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- NEV'S TEETH CHATTER - Fwightened.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Lunch is at optimum readiness.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Oh, darling, I do so look forward to your magnificent meals!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Yeah-yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31THEY LAUGH
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Lunch is at optimum readiness.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Well, I'm not hungry so let me go. And that bear is not my son!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Aye-aye, Captain!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Incorrect. Nev is baby Prank man.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- He has same dashingly handsome good looks.- Huh?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02This is all your fault, bear.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Achoo!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I have prepared your favourite meal. - Oh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Potatoes.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Cabbage.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16And stake.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20What?! That's the wrong kind of steak, you complete loony robot!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- I have worked worked very hard on this meal.- Uh...
0:13:24 > 0:13:27'Oh, and it looks absolutely lovely.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31'The cabbage looks particularly nice.'
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- 'Scaredy cat.- Shut it, bear.'
0:13:36 > 0:13:40PLA-A-A-A-A-ANK!
0:13:40 > 0:13:44'Caretaker, caretaker. Couldn't-care-less-taker!'
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Plank! What is going on?!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Oh, Miss Barbara, sir... Oh! I mean, ma'am.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I-I-I-I can explain.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55The post is everywhere,
0:13:55 > 0:14:00the doors are smashed in, and here you are playing HOUSE?!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02With the post lady?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Warning. Danger. Detecting romantic threat.- Excuse me?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- You love Mr Prank.- What?!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14You are shouting and giving orders. That is the same as love.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Not exactly.- You are prisoner.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Excuse me!- Resistance is futile. - Oh, you wait -
0:14:19 > 0:14:24I'll report you to the Postmaster General. You won't have a job...
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Right, bear - I don't like you and you don't like me...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Love you, Mr Angry Pants.
0:14:37 > 0:14:43Achoo! But listen, I'll untie you,
0:14:43 > 0:14:47and then I'll distract her with my - brrrrr! - irresistible charm.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51And then you press that red button on her back to stop her.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Got it?- Yeah-yeah.- Good.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Don't mess this up, bear, else you're for it!- No problemo.- Right.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03CRASH! Hold still.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08She's coming - act casual, bear.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10# Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
0:15:10 > 0:15:11# Doo-doo-doo
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Doop-doo-doo
0:15:13 > 0:15:14# Doo-doo-doo
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Doo-doo-doo. #
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Romantic threat contained.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Oh, Postie - you say the funniest things. You're so funny!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Thank you. Compliment received. Postie pleased.
0:15:26 > 0:15:33Have I mentioned how lovely your hair looks today? It really suits you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Thank you. Robopostie commencing blushing.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39And your...your eyes! Oh, your eyes.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44They're lovely, they really go with those flashing things in your ears.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Yes. Of all the crazy robots that have ever taken me captive,
0:15:49 > 0:15:53you're the first to ever capture my heart.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Yucky.- Get, get, get!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Prank man affectionate humanoid.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Boing. Boing.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Boing.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Oof!- I wish...
0:16:08 > 0:16:09YES! Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I'm a genius!
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Big red button pressed. Dance sequence initialized.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Huh? The only thing that can make this worse!
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Groovy!
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Son untied. Dance sequence terminated.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- MUSIC STOPS - Commence pursuit.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Uh-oh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Whoa!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Crazy Keith!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Whoa! Uh! Ouch!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You OK, buddy?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Ugh... Here I am.- Phew!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54At least you got away.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59We've been racking our brains for a plan to stop Robopostie.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01And I think we've got one!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Tip-top-a-roo!
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Yeah, we reckon if we stay hidden down here for, like, 20 years,
0:17:08 > 0:17:12maybe Robopostie will run out of batteries!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Hmm. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Oh, you're right, Nevvy - it's a terrible plan!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21(It was Doris's idea.)
0:17:21 > 0:17:24What are we going to do, Nevvy? Postie's gone...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Miss you, Postie.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31..and now her crazy robot replacement has gone wackadoo and taken over.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Barney!
0:17:33 > 0:17:39You're right! When Barney comes home, he'll fix everything.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Hey! What's happened to me door?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Is something going on?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'll take that as a yes.
0:17:54 > 0:18:01Oh, boy! I've got good news and I've got bad news, Nevvy.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04The good news is that Barney's home.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Love you, Barney.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08And the bad news is...
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- I enjoy watching TV.- Yeah, but there's never anything good on.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Especially now that our daughter, Barnadetta, has joined us.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20My dream has come true.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I'm not happy about this.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Do the voice.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28Oh, Mummy. It's wonderful that we're spending time together.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Aw. Any brilliant ideas yet, Nevvy?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36No-no-no-no.
0:18:36 > 0:18:42Aw, me neither, buddy. Oh, wackadoo! Oh...
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Wait a sec - I've just had an idea about having an idea!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hmm. Confused.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I invented this thinking hat for you ages ago, Nevvy.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05It's to help you come up with a brilliant plan.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Groovy!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09We need it because Robopostie has got everybody -
0:19:09 > 0:19:15Barney, Aunt Barbara, old Angry Pants. It's up to you and me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Aye-aye, Captain!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20We need something to defeat a super strong robot.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22But what are posties afraid of?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25I know, I know!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28KLAXON WAILS Wackadoo!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- I knew that thinking hat would work!- Quick!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Wait for me, buddy!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Oh, all right then. Is it a film, a book or a TV show?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Is it a song?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51This is pointless - you can't play charades with your hands tied.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Do the voice.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Oh, Mummy. It's terribly difficult to play charades when tied up.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00CRASH!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Aaaaargh!
0:20:02 > 0:20:07Oh... I've had enough of this nonsense!
0:20:07 > 0:20:08How did you get free?
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- Here I am!- I was freed by this frightfully clever little doggie.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Woof-woof!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Dog? Danger!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Grrrrr!
0:20:19 > 0:20:25Oh, yeah. Aunt Barbara's right, he is a dog -
0:20:25 > 0:20:26a guard dog!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Woof-woof!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Grrrrr!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Dogs are the nemesis of post deliverers. Danger!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Danger! Danger! Danger!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Woof-woof-woof-woof! Grrrrr!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Woof-woof-woof! - Doggie danger! Doggie danger!
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Woof-woof-woof-woof! Grrrrr! Woof-woof!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Posting Services'll be round soon to pick it up.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Tell you what, Nev,
0:20:55 > 0:21:00it's lucky you figured out what all posties are afraid of - scary dogs.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Who's the cutest little dog?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- But, Aunt B, he's not...- Would the little doggie like a treat?
0:21:07 > 0:21:13- Woof-woof! - Wait for it, wait for it - and go!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Yum-yum! Burp!
0:21:18 > 0:21:23The Posting Service apologised and offered to pay for the damages
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- and the real Postie'll be back as usual tomorrow.- Jibbidy-ya!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31So, everything's back to normal... nearly.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm scared to leave, Mr Barney, sir.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40But Mr Prank, I've told you - the robot has gone.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I know, but I made the mistake of telling the real Postie
0:21:44 > 0:21:46how glad I was to have her back.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48She seems to have got the wrong idea.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52'Mr Prank! Where are you?'
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.