Nev in the Hood

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23HE MOANS

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Come on, Nev. Let's check your temperature.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28There you go.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Oh, no.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Feel icky.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42- Yeah, having a bad case of the bearsles is no fun, is it, mate?- No.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Of course, bearsle spots are highly infectious.- Sorry, Barney.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48It's all right, mate.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51The doctor said you'd be right as rain in a day or so.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53NEV GASPS

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Ah...a...a...a-a-a-a-a...

0:00:56 > 0:00:57TCHOO!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58THUD

0:00:58 > 0:01:01You all right, Nev?

0:01:02 > 0:01:03No problemo.

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Aw, mate. Exploding sneezes are the worst part of the bearsles.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Lucky you're wearing a crash helmet.- Right.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Come on, then.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Come on, then, Nev.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18What can I do to cheer you up?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20You name it.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Story.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh. I can't read you story books, mate.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Even they've got the bearsles.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31THE BOOK SNEEZES

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Erm, anything else?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Hmm, friends?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Friends? Well, I'm your friend and I'm here.- Hmm.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42And Keith. That's a good point. Where is Keith?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45"The end!"

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Finished!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, this is the most bonzer story ever, Doris!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Nev is going to love it. It's got everything. Action...

0:01:54 > 0:01:58adventure, romance...

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, he'll forget he's even got the bearsles.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Right, time to get this upstairs to Nevvy.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Wish me luck, Doris.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE PANTS

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Nevvy! Oh, Nevvy.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Doctor Crazy Keith here with the best medicine ever!

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Wackadoo.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Hey! Nevvy!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47A...a...a...A-TCHOO!

0:02:47 > 0:02:48THUD

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Nevvy?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Here I am. - Keith, I told you,

0:02:53 > 0:02:57you're not supposed to be in here without your protective suit on.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Come on, Nevvy. Arms. Good boy.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I told you, bearsles are highly infectious.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ah, I'm all right, Barnster. I'm immune.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07No, you're not.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Yes, I am. I think I know what I'm talking about.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14You forget I am a fully qualified doctor.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16For the last time, you crazy koala,

0:03:16 > 0:03:20finding a certificate in the bin does not make you a doctor.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24That's Doctor Crazy Koala to you, thank you very much.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Where've you been? Nev's missed you.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Feeling lonely.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Sorry, Nevvy, buddy.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I thought a good story would cheer you up, so I've written you one.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Groovy! Love you, Crazy Keith.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Um, hang on. You've written a story?- Yeah!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46There's no end to my talents, Barnster.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51- I'm not just a dashingly handsome medical genius.- No argument there.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Story, story, story!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- OK, OK, come on. Give it here, I'll read it.- OK.- Hold still, Keith.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Easy!- Ta, thank you.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, wow. Well, I like that.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Robin Of Blue Bearwood Forest.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Good title.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Too right, bro.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13"Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far aw..." Hang on!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- That's not right for starters. - Barney!- OK, OK.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- "Once upon a time..."- Yeah. - "..in a galaxy far, far away...

0:04:22 > 0:04:26"there was a place called Blue Bearwood Forest.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29"The people were happy and contented..."

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- And very cute.- Keith!- Sorry.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36"Until, one day, the evil Sheriff of Nottingbarb took over."

0:04:36 > 0:04:39LAUGHTER

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I am the Sheriff of Nottingbarb.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Nobody'd better mess with me.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46THUNDERCLAP

0:04:46 > 0:04:49"She was pretty mean, so nobody did.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54"She went around with her henchman, Sir Guy of Gisprank..."

0:04:54 > 0:04:56A-hem!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00"..who was very ugly and had smelly breath."

0:05:00 > 0:05:01OI!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Ohh..

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Gisprank! - Yes, Sheriff Barbara, sir!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I mean, ma'am.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Stop dilly-dallying! Go and collect my tax!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Yes, ma'am.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22" 'Oh, no! Don't take the whole bag, it's all I have!'

0:05:22 > 0:05:28- "said the very attractive peasant." - It's tax! That's how it works!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Also, you owe us from last year and there's a fine.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33EVIL LAUGH

0:05:35 > 0:05:37"Who will save Blue Bearwood Forest

0:05:37 > 0:05:42"from these evil people and their unreasonably high taxes?"

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Oh, here comes the best bit! I will save you, Bear Maiden!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50For I am Robin Hood!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. - What?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56How come you get to be the hero?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I thought this story was for Nev!

0:05:59 > 0:06:00He gets an important role.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04He's Will, my loyal - but simple - manservant.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Here I am.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, no, you don't, Keith.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- What?- Nev's the one who's sick, he gets to be the hero.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, wackadoo!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm making a few changes.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Not fair!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Right.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Let's go back a bit.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28HE GARGLES

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Right, back to the story.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Let's see, where were we? Yadda, yadda taxes...ah, here we go.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41"Who will save Blue Bearwood Forest

0:06:41 > 0:06:44"from these evil people and their unreasonably high taxes?"

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Why, it's none other than Robin Hood!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Too right, bro!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, and look who's with him.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59His loyal - but simple - manservant, Will.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Um, I said...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04All right, all right.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I feel a right dingo in this.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Who dares defy the sheriff?

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Oh, what a cute little doggie he is!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17He's a bear!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Shut up, Gisprank!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Every time! I don't know why I bother.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Woof, woof!- Nev, are what you like?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Who's a cute little doggie, then?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30NEV WHIMPERS

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Does the doggie want a treat?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Wait for it... wait for it...and...go!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Good doggie!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yum-yum!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Right...anyway...

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Robin Hood wasn't going to let the sheriff take the peasants' gold!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52No way, Jose!

0:07:52 > 0:07:57Nobody can stop me, not even a cute little doggie!

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Gisprank, I want you and the army to capture the blue dog this instant!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Right you are, ma'am!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Attention!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Everybody...follow...

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What army are we talking about?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19He's got a point. What army? We haven't got that kind of budget.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23No worries, Barnster, got it all in hand!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33In hand! Get it? Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38"Awaiting orders, sir!" "At your command, sir!"

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Right! Get the bear!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42RUN!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45No, not that way!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Can't catch me!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59We've got him cornered, boys! You go that way, and you go that way!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Gisprank! You are useless!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Can't catch me!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10"He is a bit rubbish, isn't he?" I heard that!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You've won this one, Robin Hood!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16But I'll be back!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Robin had defeated the sheriff and her henchman,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24at least for now...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Robin and Will headed off back to their secret hideout,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30deep in Blue Bearwood Forest.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34There, they met the rest of the Merry...Men.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37First, the merriest of all the men, Friar Postie.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Postie!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Brave Sir Robin!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44You must be his loyal - but simple - manservant, Will!

0:09:44 > 0:09:45G'day, Postie!

0:09:45 > 0:09:51News of your heroic defeat has reached us. Well done, Sir Robin.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Easy-peasy!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Friar Postie was always jolly.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:56 > 0:09:57- And bald.- What?

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Bald? I don't want to be bald! Oh, I want to be someone else!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Also at the hideout was the biggest and strongest of all the Merry Men,

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Little John.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Love you, Beetroot.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm not happy about this, at all.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16On second thoughts, I'd rather be bald!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20This beard is really itchy. Who wrote this story?

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Anyway! While the less than merry men had a chat about casting issues,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29over at Blue Bearwood Castle, things were not going well.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Gisprank! Robin Hood has stolen all our tax money!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38We need that money to spend on shoes and treats for Little Lord Chops!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41BARKING

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I'm sorry, your highness. It wasn't my fault.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48"It was his fault!" "It was totally his fault!"

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Will you two shut up?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55You are doing a terrible job, Gisprank.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Well, I can't get the staff! "Oi!" Shut up!

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Don't worry, your divineness, we will get all the gold back,

0:11:05 > 0:11:09and get rid of Robin Hood once and for all!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12You had better! Or I'll get rid of you!

0:11:13 > 0:11:18The Sheriff of Nottingbarb is off for her royal nap.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Come, Sir Chops.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21BARKING

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Oh, ho, ho! Oh, yes!

0:11:30 > 0:11:35I'd better come up with a brilliant plan, or else I'm for the high jump.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39This is going to take all my brain power.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41"That shouldn't take too long!"

0:11:43 > 0:11:47SNORING

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Look at him, fast asleep.- Pathetic!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- And his breath really does stink. - I know!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01How did we end up getting ordered around by him?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04We should have paid more attention at school!

0:12:06 > 0:12:10I've got it! The most brilliantly evil plan ever!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- I doubt that.- What was that?

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Nothing.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19SNORING

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Back at Robin Hood's secret hideout,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Sir Robin was enjoying a bowl of ice-cream,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28brought to him by the grateful people of Blue Bearwood...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Love you, Doris.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32..while the Merry Men chatted happily.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Why do I always have to wear the beard?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Just then, a message arrived.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41AAARGGH!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51It's from the sheriff!

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Can't scare me!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53What does it say?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55"The Sheriff of Nottingbarb

0:12:55 > 0:12:59"challenges Sir Robin Hood to an archery contest tomorrow,

0:12:59 > 0:13:04"with her handsome and dashing henchman, Sir Gisprank!"

0:13:04 > 0:13:06I think we know who wrote that!

0:13:06 > 0:13:10"The winner gets to rule Blue Bearwood Forest once and for all."

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Jibbidy-ya!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Wait a minute, Sir Robin. This must be a trap.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Confused.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19"Yours sincerely, the sheriff.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- "PS, all right, this is a trap." - Ha! told you!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26"And if Robin Hood doesn't show up,

0:13:26 > 0:13:30"he will never get to see the love of his life,

0:13:30 > 0:13:35"the fairest maiden of them all, Maid Marian, ever again."

0:13:35 > 0:13:38No way, Jose!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, no! They've captured Maid Marian!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43That's awful!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Feel icky.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Wait a sec...who is Maid Marian?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52ALL: Hmm...

0:13:52 > 0:13:57That's a good point. If Postie's the friar and Beatrice is Little John...

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, no, I'm not doing this.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- You've got to! - You're a rubbish author, Keith.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11Don't get your pigtails in a knot! On with the story.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18Ha-ha! We've captured Maid Marian, the fairest maid in all the land.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21"I wouldn't say she was the fairest." "The hairiest!"

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yeah, all right, thanks.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28With Maid Marian as our prisoner, we cannot fail!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, Sir Gis...

0:14:30 > 0:14:33No, no, do the voice, do the voice.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- HIGH VOICE:- Oh, Sir Gisprank!

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- You are a horrible, horrible man! - You're no oil painting, love!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42GISPRANK LAUGHS

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Right, I'm off to practise for the archery contest.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49You two, guard the prisoner.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54This is a good plan, you know. This is definitely going to work.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Yeah, right! The baddies beating the goodies?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You've not read many stories, have you?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Meanwhile, back at the not-so-secret hideout,

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- Sir Robin was practising for the archery tournament...- No problemo!

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- ..while the Merry Men sang a song to help him.- Eh?! I didn't write that!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16You did now!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18BOOF!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19KEITH GASPS

0:15:19 > 0:15:25# The brave Sir Robin very hard For the tournament did train

0:15:25 > 0:15:27# His heart was strong and true

0:15:27 > 0:15:29# But not his awful aim... #

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Aargh!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38BOING!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40# The more and more he did try

0:15:40 > 0:15:43# The worse and worse it got

0:15:43 > 0:15:47# He was the greatest of all bears But a truly dreadful shot!

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Aargh!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Ooh! - WHEE!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59And so came the day of the big tournament,

0:15:59 > 0:16:04and Robin and his Merry Men arrived at the castle.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08# The day of the tournament It did arrive... #

0:16:08 > 0:16:13- At which point, they stopped singing.- Oh, that is a relief!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Welcome to my humble abode.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22The rules of the tournament are simple. Each side has one shot,

0:16:22 > 0:16:27and the best shot will rule Blue Bearwood Forest for ever...

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Dum-di-dum-dum-DUM!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34..and win the hand of the fair Maid Marian in marriage.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- HIGH VOICE:- Oh, what is to become of me? Save me, brave Sir Robin!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Love you, Barney.- Love you too, Nev.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Up first, shooting for me, the Sheriff of Nottingbarb,

0:16:46 > 0:16:50SIR GUY OF GISPRANK!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52CLUNK!

0:16:52 > 0:16:56Whoo-hoo! Hey! Oh! Sorry, sorry. Boo!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59You've got to admit, though,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01he is a bit of a hunk!

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- You're going down, bear! - Can't scare me!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Bother you, bear!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13I'm not going to let my allergies put me off my shot.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14HE SNEEZES...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16..REPEATEDLY

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Wait a sec.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23How come you two are over here, when he's over there?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26I-I don't know what you mean!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Well, because you're... - Put a sock in it, hairy!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Yes!

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Don't worry, Nev.- You can beat that!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah! I could always sing again! ALL: NO!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Just trying to help.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05DRUM ROLL

0:18:19 > 0:18:20CLUNK!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24BOING!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- GISPRANK:- Oh, no! My arrow!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yippee!

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Oh, well done, Sir Robin! - We never doubted you.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40You the man, buddy! You the man!

0:18:40 > 0:18:41No problemo.

0:18:41 > 0:18:47Yes, well done, Sir Robin. You won fair and square.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Knocked my arrow out! - Fair and square.

0:18:50 > 0:18:56Before we leave Blue Bearwood, could I get a picture?

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Smile, please!

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Cheese!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02ALL SCREAM

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Hey! It's not fair!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05You cheater!

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Yes - well, I AM the baddie! It's what I do!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Get them, Gisprank!- Ha-ha!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I told you I'd get you, bear!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Love you, Mr Angry Pants!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25A...a...a-tchoo!

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Sir Robin! Save the forest!

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Run, buddy, run!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Ah!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Get him!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Wackadoo!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Oh, thank you, brave Sir Robin.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40No problemo.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Bear? Bear!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Bear!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Let's get out of here!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Oh, no, you don't.- No, no, this is all a big mistake.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yeah, we were on your side all along.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57A likely story!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- This is all your fault.- MY fault?!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03YOU kept calling her hairy. Girls hate that.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Get him, Gisprank!- I'm trying.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Aha! Got you now, bear!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20NEV'S TEETH CHATTER

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- One...- Oh!

0:20:23 > 0:20:24..two...

0:20:24 > 0:20:26..three!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Aargh! Ow!

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- Oh-h! Agh!- Ooh!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Jibbidy-ya!

0:20:54 > 0:20:58The evil sheriff and smelly-breathed Sir Gisprank are defeated!

0:20:58 > 0:21:03- Three cheers for Robin, king of Blue Bearwood! Hip hip...- Hooray!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04- Hip, hip...- Hooray!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Hip, hip...- Hooray!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09They do have a point, you know.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Your breath is pretty stinky.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh, shut up...

0:21:14 > 0:21:18er, your wonderful highness-y-ness.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23"..And they all lived happily ever after. The end."

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Tip-top-a-roo.- Did you like the story, Nev?- Yeah-yeah.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I think you're looking better.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32You must nearly be over the bearsles.

0:21:32 > 0:21:37Hey, well done, Keith. Your story worked a treat. Keith?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oh!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Bit of a problem there, Barnster.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48A...a...atchoo! CRASH!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.