0:00:23 > 0:00:25I think you might be done, Nev.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28That is one well-groomed Ducky.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- You mind putting him back? - OK, Barney.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Love you, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35NOISY KISSES
0:00:35 > 0:00:38You big softy. I'll put the rubbish out.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Hiya, Mr Prank.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52How was the Historical Caretaking Re-enactment Society?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54HE SIGHS
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Erm, cup of tea?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh... Oh, yeah.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04The broken mop...
0:01:04 > 0:01:07They gave ME the broken mop!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11And that's a bad thing, is it?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Bad? It's disastrous.
0:01:14 > 0:01:20The Ancient Order of the Galvanised Bucket is a members-only society.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Like, sort of, scouts, but for caretakers?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Yeah, yeah, exactly.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- They have all these historical challenges.- Obviously!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ohh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I've done the challenges and everybody has beaten me...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41every time...at everything.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, so the broken mop's kind of a booby prize?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Yeah, exactly.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49It's like the rusty dustpan, only much worse.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I got one final chance at beating someone and unless I do...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58they'll chuck me out of the society.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Excuse me, Mr Barney, sir...
0:02:04 > 0:02:05HE SOBS
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Mr Prank, have one of them.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Thank you, Mr Barney, sir.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13HE BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY
0:02:13 > 0:02:16No problem. I've got to get to work,
0:02:16 > 0:02:20so you finish your tea and you can let yourself out.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're a true gent.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Don't give up.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Someone new might join, then just beat them.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Someone like a total caretaker beginner?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yeah, I suppose so.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You might be right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34There you go. See you later.
0:02:34 > 0:02:40Maybe I could actually find someone and persuade them to join?
0:02:40 > 0:02:45A beginner I could totally humiliate in janitorial combat.
0:02:45 > 0:02:51Oh, yes. Then the society wouldn't be able to throw me out, ha-ha-ha.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53But I need to find someone.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Someone small, someone weak, someone...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- Yeah...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Someone blue.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13We should do this more often, Bear.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16You know, sit down, have a natter.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Confused.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Here, have a jam sandwich.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21A-choo!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26A-choo, a-choo, a-choo!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Eugh...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Blooming bear allergies.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Anyway, as I was saying...
0:03:35 > 0:03:40You take a look back in history and you'll see many famous caretakers,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44who were, in fact, little blue bears just like yourself.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46No way, Jose.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, yes way, Jose.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Take Little Neville of Saxony, for instance.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56King Alfred the Great's own personal caretaker.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Help, oh faithful caretaker, for thy king has burnt the cakes.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- NEIGH! - De-de-de-de-de
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And, of course, who could forget Neville, the Utterly Brilliant?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Who, by mopping the whole of England,
0:04:18 > 0:04:24managed to fend off an entire Viking invasion.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26BUGLE PLAYS
0:04:28 > 0:04:34This England is far too clean. Maybe we invade France, yes?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39And a bear like you.
0:04:39 > 0:04:45It's obvious you've got noble caretaking blood in you, right?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Oh, yeah.- Yeah.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52In fact, I bet the Ancient Order of the Galvanised Bucket would love you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I mean, if you were to join up,
0:04:56 > 0:05:01they'd probably lay on ice cream and jam sandwich feasts every day.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Huh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Not that you'd be interested in that...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- But, but...- Right?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, oh.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Brother Neville,
0:05:12 > 0:05:17you stand before us with your feet in the Sawdust of Dustiness.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21The Emotion of Enlightenment upon your head.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Aye-aye, Captain.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Do you promise to do your best,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29to do your duty,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31to mop until clean,
0:05:31 > 0:05:35to oil the hinges that squeak
0:05:35 > 0:05:37and to paint the upstairs hallway?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Great, then you're in, ha-ha.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Tip-tup-aroo.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Erm, ice cream please.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Not yet, Bear.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49First up, ha-ha...
0:05:54 > 0:05:55What's that?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58That is a little janitorial tournament,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02an assortment of historical caretaker challenges
0:06:02 > 0:06:06between me and you, today at two o'clock.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Better go and phone the society, I suppose.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Erm, stuck.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19The way I see it, Nevvy,
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Angry Pants needs to win to keep his place in the Caretaking Society.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- He reckons you're going to be a walkover.- No way, Jose.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Yeah, we'll show him.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33We are going to totally kick his big caretaking bum.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Too right.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Going to be tough, though.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39First thing we've gotta do is get you fit.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And we know what that's going to take, right?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:44 > 0:06:47'80s rock music and a training montage!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Go! One...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Two, good man, Nevvy.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Go on, Nev, go on.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03You can carry me. Just two more steps.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yeah!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yeah, pick up the pace, you can do it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Four more, who's the daddy?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17NEV MOANS
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Well done, mate, record time.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Brilliant.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Hear ye, hear ye!
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Let all those who would compete in the janitorial games...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Why am I doing this? This is the judge's job.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Miaow.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah, where is he?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The society usually phones some local toff...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, there you are, Plank.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Hello, Miss Barbara, sir... Erm, ma'am.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Oh, you haven't seen the judge for my historical caretaking tournament?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Pointy hat, medieval costume, carrying a clipboard
0:07:55 > 0:07:57and a giant egg timer... You?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Yes, nice chap phoned me from some society or other.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05What, the Order of the Galvanised Bucket?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07That's the one!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11If I'd known you were involved, I'd have turned them down.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Come on, chop-chop, we haven't got all day.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17OK, no problem.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Cos I'm going to wipe the floor with that Bear, ha-ha.
0:08:25 > 0:08:31FANFARE!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36I now proclaim these games open.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Prank, Prank, yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Huh, didgeridoo-dah, Nevvy. Aunt Barbara's the judge.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Proper.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50You're going to walk this. She hates old Angry Pants.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Let ye first competitor approach.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Art thou Sir Plank of Putney? - Yes, m'lady.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Though it's Prank, with an R.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Oh, do shut up, Plank.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10He-he-he-he.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Let ye second competitor approach.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Nevvy, Nevvy, woo-oo!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Sh-hh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Art thou Sir Neville the Blue?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Aye-aye, Captain M'dad... M'ladly.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Funny, you look a trifle familiar.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Anyway...
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Entrance fees, your most precious possessions, if you please.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49I forgot to mention this bit, Bear, but I took the liberty...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52This is his entrance fee, m'lady.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- You'll get him back after the contest.- But...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- If you win, ha-ha-ha!- No, no, no.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06Huh, why that dirty, no good...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And thy most precious possession?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Yes, here we are, m'lady.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19But this is an old dried-up pen.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, no, no, m'lady, that is a precious writing implement,
0:10:22 > 0:10:26that Henry VIII used to write his Christmas cards.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, good-oh.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yes, huh-huh-huh.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34The tournament will consist of three challenges.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38As if we need three. After the first two, it'll be over.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Grrr!
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Let the games begin!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47FANFARE!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Challenge number one -
0:10:50 > 0:10:53cleaning ye castle windows.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Fastest time wins.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Sir Neville has stupidly...
0:10:58 > 0:11:03I mean, bravely, volunteered to go first.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Then speed thy squeegee and let thy suds foam free.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Aye-aye, Captain M'ladly.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12On thy marks...
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Get set...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18FANFARE!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Look at him!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Come on, Bear.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35- The universe is going to implode in eight billion years.- Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Strewth, Nevvy, pick up the pace, mate.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08SNORING
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Easy-peasy! Tip-tup-aroo!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Sparkly.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Right, Plank...
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Huh!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26..your turn, and the time to beat is...
0:12:26 > 0:12:31two hours and fifty-three minutes.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Ha-ha, like I'm never going to beat that time!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36On thy marks, set...
0:12:40 > 0:12:46- Sir Plank disqualified for breaking a window.- No-oh-oh!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Sir Neville the winner, good-oh.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Stupid armoured glove.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Ha-ha-ha-ha! I win, I win, I win.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00That's one-nil to Sir Neville the Blue.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Right, win this next challenge and the tournament's yours.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Then it'll be welcome back, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck.- Groovy!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Gonna be a messy one though. - Erm, what's that?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Eh? The next challenge.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Unblocking the castle toilets.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Ha-ha-ha-ha! No way is that bear going to win the next challenge.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Ha-ha-ha!- A bit of ye olde sabotage.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Hah!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Sir Prank of Putney will be back...
0:13:36 > 0:13:38..in the game.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Ha ha ha!- Ha ha ha!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42FANFARE!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Challenge number two!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Behold ye courtly khazis.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Ooh! I know this one. First to remove all blockages
0:13:58 > 0:14:01and flushes toilet shall be deemed...
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Ahem! ..Shall be deemed ye winner!
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck! Ooh! Miss you!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17On thy mark.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Get set!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26FANFARE!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30POP!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What? What?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Ha ha ha ha!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Ah!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Alas and alack, Bear!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ha ha ha!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Mr Prank doth storm into the lead.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ahhhh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Ha ha ha!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Nevvy! Here! Take these down into the loo with you. Now.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57N-N-No! Yucky.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ha ha ha!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Ha!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02No option, mate. Something's going down the pan.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06It's either you or our chance of winning. Come on!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13For Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hm...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17One, two, three!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19BOING!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Ha! Oh, this is just too easy.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:15:27 > 0:15:32Strewth! That's Angry Pants two blockages ahead.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Come on, Nevvy.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Ahhh...
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Ah! Yes!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Ha-ha!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45No!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Ha ha ha ha!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Ha ha ha!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- It'll be a photo finish! - Ha ha ha!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02The flush, Nevvy! Remember the flush!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Oh!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Bonzer!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Ha ha ha! What's wrong, Bear?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Ain't heavy enough to pull the chain?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Ha ha ha! TOILET FLUSHES
0:16:16 > 0:16:20In your face, Bear! Stick that down your loo and flush it!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I forgot, you can't! Ha ha ha!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Ya-ya-ya-ya!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31And ye winner is Sir Plank of Putney.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Ha ha ha ha!- Yay! Yay! Yay!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36The score is now one-all.
0:16:36 > 0:16:42Win one more challenge, Bandit and I get to keep my place in the society.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Hey! No!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oh! Whoa! Whoaaaaaaa!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Ha ha!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh! Oh!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Stay cool, Nevvy. Win this third challenge
0:17:05 > 0:17:08and the final score'll be 2-1 to you, buddy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- You could still do this! - Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I know, mate! I know!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Here's the thing! In the final challenge,
0:17:17 > 0:17:20competitors get to choose a lowly squire to help them!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Help!- That's right.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Prank's got Bandit.- Can't scare me!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28So this time...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Guess which crazy Australian is gonna be right there
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- by your little blue side, buddy. - Oh!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Sir Neville hired you, you say? - That's right.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I'm from our local branch of Hire A Squire That Looks Like A Koala.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52You must have heard of us. We're in the phone book.
0:17:53 > 0:17:59Challenge number three, competitive sweeping.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Behold ye accidental flour spillage!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, yes!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10The classic medieval caretaker problem, eh, squire, Bandit?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Miaow!
0:18:11 > 0:18:16Ye who collects the most shall be deemed the winner!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20And ye who is little, blue and bear-like
0:18:20 > 0:18:24shall be deemed ye total loser!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Ah!- Oh...- Don't let him get to you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30There's a little Snuggly Duck Duck counting on us.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33On thy marks! Get set!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37FANFARE!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Why, you double-crossing cheater, you!
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- How dare you go taking... - Oh, yeah? I'll deal with you!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Ha ha ha ha!
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ha! Yeah!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Ha ha!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Oh! Bear!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Bonzer!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Bear!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Bear? Bear?!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Miaow!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Ugh! Nevvy!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Nevvy! Psst!
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Ha ha!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Ha ha ha ha!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Nevvy! Nevvy!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Ooh? Uh?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17FANFARE!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Er...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Ohh...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- He he he he!- Yippee!- Ha ha!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I win! I win!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Yippee!- Wee-hee!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34And it gives me great pleasure
0:20:34 > 0:20:38to announce that the winner of today's tournament
0:20:38 > 0:20:40is Sir Neville the Blue.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Yippee!- Way to go, buddy.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Groovy!- Yippee!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Sir Neville, come accept thy winnings.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Lovely Snuggly Duck Duck.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Mwah! Mwah!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Mwah!- Ha ha ha!
0:20:59 > 0:21:05Ugh. Stupid Caretaking Society. Never wanted to be in it anyway.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Poor Mr Angry Pants.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11What do you want, Bear? A-choo!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Come to cheer me up, have you?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Oh, how?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Hm. Precious.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Er... Er...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Come on, Nev. Please!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- N-N-No!- I know you think the armour's groovy,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34you have to take it off sometime.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Dum-de-dum-dum! Dum!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You're not even a member of a society any more.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- You gave it up. You said it was boring. Take it off.- N-N-No!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46No way, Jose. Can't make me! Ha ha!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Uh-oh.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49What?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Mundo problemo.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53You need the toilet?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Yeah, yeah. Loo, please.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Oh, boy!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh! Loo! Loo!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00C'mon!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Keep your knees together.- Quick! - Get the can opener!
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