0:00:22 > 0:00:27I give up! Which means I'm going to have to carry
0:00:27 > 0:00:30these out to the wheelie bins.
0:00:30 > 0:00:36Argh! This rubbish gives me aches in places I didn't know I had.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Ow!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Can't catch me! - Don't mind me, will you!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Jibbidy yeah!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Bear! That's my allergies, Bear!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Argh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I told you to clean this rubbish up. You're lying about!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05What?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- Get to work, man! - Yes, Ms Barbara, sir. Ma'am.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ohh!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Not now. I want you to help me with this now.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Of course you do.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Come on, man, put your back into it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ahhhhhh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Finally. Where's that dratted man gone now?
0:01:33 > 0:01:39Probably gone for a lie-down somewhere. Plank! Plank!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Now I'm going to get you!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Quick, run!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Plank, come on, back to work.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I thought you'd gone on holiday.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Can't catch me!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Hahahahahahaha! Easy peasy! - Argh!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Now, Melanie, all this running around simply isn't ladylike.
0:02:03 > 0:02:10When I was your age I was playing with dolls, not dogs.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19No way.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I'm going to make a lady of you.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25From now it's going to be dolls and pretty dresses.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Come on. - BABY SQUEAKS
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Ohh, ohh. - Here I am.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Hi, Mr Prank. - Hello, Mr Barney, sir.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Would you take a look at the chain and plug in the bath?
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- I tried to fix it.- When I get some time, I'll have a look.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Nev could help you.- Oh.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Smashing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Great. Sorted. I'm off to work.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Love you, Nev.- Bye, Barney.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Right, Bear.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Friend!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Job well done. I didn't need you helping me, Bear.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'm quite capable of picking up a spanner all by myself.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Argh! Oh! Oh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Ouch.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26CRUNCH! Oh!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, my back!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Oh, my back! Oh, that's it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34I'm going to soak my pains away with a nice hot bath
0:03:34 > 0:03:39with some of this in it. New You remedy.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Feel a year younger with every magical drop.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50- How?- And it also says, Bear, that I will be a younger, fitter man.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Can't catch me.- But I will.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Now get out of here. I'm going to use Mr Barney's bath.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Save my hot water.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05Go on, clear off, go on. Go on, Bear, get out of here. Go on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07And stay out.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Fix that later.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, that bear! HE CHUCKLES
0:04:23 > 0:04:25One,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27two, three.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Don't want to overdo it, do we? HE CHUCKLES
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Ah, another piece of sky.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42This jigsaw's better at night during a power cut.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'll take longer than I thought.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47HE YAWNS
0:04:47 > 0:04:50MOTOR STARTS What was that?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Strewth, Doris!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Nev's in all sorts of trouble.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, yeah. See if you can get the edge pieces done.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Later.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Waaaa!- Way-hey!- Sorry, Doris. This beats doing jigsaws.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Waaaaaa! - Waaaaaa!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Woo-hoo!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Crackatoo!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Woo-hoo!
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Ahhh. Can't beat a nice bath to sooth those aches and pains.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44GLUG, GLUG, GLUG!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48TYRES SCREECH
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Bear!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Was that you, Bear?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, yeah. That's better.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Time for a sharp exit.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Despite your best efforts to ruin my bath, Bear...
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Yes, yes. I feel years younger by the minute.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21This stuff is amazing.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Oh-oh!- Oh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oooh!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, I feel all strange.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I feel...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Strewth, Nevy, you should take a look at this stuff.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55"Takes years off the way you feel," it says on the bottle.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I wonder if it works.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00HE CHUCKLES
0:07:00 > 0:07:04For a minute there, I thought I saw old Angry Pants as a...
0:07:04 > 0:07:06baby. Waaaa!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Waaaa!
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Nevy, I've had to hide for so long I've finally been rumbled.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18My secret's out.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Ma-ma!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Eh?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Ma-ma.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26He thinks I'm his mum.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hello.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Ahh! Not so tight, you overgrown infant.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- HE STARTS TO CRY - Mummy rummy loves you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I might be here for some time, Nevy.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Could you go and check on Doris down under?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47She'll be getting onto some tricky bits of night sky.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49OK, Crazy Keith.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, there you are, Plank!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04The rubbish chute is still blocked and there's still refuse everywhere.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Typical. I find you sucking your thumb
0:08:09 > 0:08:12and cuddling a moth-eaten teddy bear.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- What have you got to say for yourself? - HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What?!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21You tell her son! Moth-eaten indeed.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I have never been so insulted.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28HE MUTTERS
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Easy peasy! Again, again!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39HE LAUGHS HIS HEAD OFF
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Plank, what do you think you're doing?!
0:08:46 > 0:08:51You are the worst caretaker I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55PLANK BABBLES
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oops. Crazy Keith.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Bye-bye, Doris. Quick.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Caretaker, Caretaker, couldn't care less taker.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Get up on your feet, Plank. Ahhh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Nevy, doggy.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Get your work done, Plank, or you're out of a job.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Phew-wee.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Ma-ma.- What do you know?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's our lucky day, Nevy.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Angry Pants can't caretake like this.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Too right.- Which means he's going to get the boot,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35leaving us to eat up his secret ice cream supplies.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Love you, Ma-ma.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Love you, da-da.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Mummy loves you too, Son.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Love you, Baby Pants. - HE BLOWS A KISS
0:09:47 > 0:09:49This is all wrong.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Are you feeling like me, like we've got to help him?- Yeah, yeah.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57He's just too young to help himself.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Yeah, yeah. Too right, bro.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'll break free of his grip and check on Doris.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05You start caretaking for him,
0:10:05 > 0:10:10then we'll give Baby Pants some play time.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Stinky trash.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Ah!- Don't you dare say anything, Nev.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Ruby! - HE LAUGHS
0:10:23 > 0:10:27It's all right for you. You don't have to wear it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Why are you clearing up this?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Isn't that Angry Pants' job? - BABY NOISES
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Ma-ma!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38What was that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44"Feel a year younger with every magic drop."
0:10:44 > 0:10:47He's turned into a baby.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51MAKES WAILING BABY NOISES
0:10:51 > 0:10:53So, please!
0:10:53 > 0:10:58No way! I'd rather clear up the rubbish in the hall.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Then again...
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Our father was right. Dressing up a dolly can be great fun.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Ha ha ha ha ha! Groovy!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Ha ha ha ha.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17HE HICCUPS
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Ooh, fwightened.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I think he needs burping.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Burp, please!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47ENORMOUS BURP
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yuckie!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51LOUD RUMBLING
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Hungry, hungry, hungry!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Here comes an aeroplane!
0:12:04 > 0:12:05No!
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Nev, you're supposed to be helping me.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Sorry, Smelanie!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Helping me, not him!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oops! Ha ha ha ha!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I'm going to get this off.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31WAAAAAGH! WAAAAAH!
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oh, no!
0:12:37 > 0:12:42New York at night in a power cut is an even harder jigsaw.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45BUMPING AND SHOUTING
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Looks like Melanie's gone.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54But Baby Pants is still hungry.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Luckily, I've got the perfect book.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Feeding. They love raw steak.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Ah, interesting.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Jibadeeha!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Bonzer! He scoffed the entire raw steak.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15The little beaut!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19It certainly is a great book.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Wait a second!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24This isn't called How To Look After A Baby.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29It's called How To Look After A Baby Crocodile!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Mundo problemo.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Agh! We probably shouldn't give him any more.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Maybe we should skip chapter seven -
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Releasing Him Back Into The Swamp.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ma-ma!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Da-da!
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Ah, what a little cutie!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Look at Baby Pants' happy little face!
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Aaah. Let's spend some quality family time together.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Ha ha ha!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Aah!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Aah!- Aah!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Love you, Baby Pants.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Yeah.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38But this has gone on far too long.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Too right, bro.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I think we need to find an antidote.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45He's got to grow up sometime.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47PLAAAANK!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Oh no! We've only just got him to sleep.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Time for a sharp exit.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Oh, there you are, Plank.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00You haven't done a stroke of work since I last saw you.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Not now, Nevy-wevy.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Get up, you layabout. You've got rubbish to clear.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12WAAAAAGH! WAAAAAAAAH!
0:15:13 > 0:15:18You can save your tears for my brother Rupert.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm going to write to him now and tell him to sack you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:28OK, Nevy, you tidy up that rubbish, and I'll sing Baby Pants to sleep.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Then we need to find that antidote.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Meet me in the lair in one hour.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34OK, Crazy Keith.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38# Go to sleep, Baby Pants
0:15:38 > 0:15:42# May your dreams be all caretaking... #
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Wacadoo!
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Easy peasy!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Finally! Techno music.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Didgeridoo-dah.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Who'd a-thunk it!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Uh, tired.- Me too, Nevy.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Who'd have thought looking after a baby could be such hard work?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22That's why I've been studying this bottle of New You Remedy.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27It says, to revert the anti-ageing effect,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29simply ask someone to tickle you.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Ha ha ha! Tickle tickle tickle.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36That's right. Then he'll be back to normal...
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Wait a sec.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43If I'm down here and you're down here,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46who's minding the baby?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48BUMPING AND CRASHING
0:16:54 > 0:16:57TALKS IN BABY WORDS
0:17:00 > 0:17:02We've got him cornered.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ma-ma! Da-da!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08We've got to get to him, before Aunt B hears him.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Plank! Is that you I can hear? >
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm coming down to inspect the hall.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Barbara! Quick!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Where'd he go?
0:17:21 > 0:17:22HIDE!
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-keep-his-job-taker.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Baby Pants.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Plank. Plank! I know you're in there.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Come on, Nevy, this is our chance.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Plank! Where are you?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Stop! Aaaagh!
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Da-da!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15He's OK. He's fine.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Phew-wee.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Bye-bye, Baby Pants.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Right, now the antidote.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Let the tickling commence.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Aye aye, captain.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Tickle, tickle.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Look, he's getting older.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43He's going, Nevy.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Tickle, tickle, tickle.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I love tickling, Nevy.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Strewth, stop, Nev!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01We've overtickled him!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Help! I'd better hide.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Bear!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I remember you!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12BEAR SCREAMS
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, me back!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Oh, bear!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Come here, bear.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Now, what did I come out here for?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38There you are, Plank.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42You came out here to tidy up the rubbish.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Come on, chop chop!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48BACK CREAKS
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Oooh! Oh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57I'm writing to my brother Rupert about this.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Hey, Nevy, there's still a few drops left to make him younger.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06No time for a bath, though. It'll have to be a shower.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Now, here's the plan.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, ooh!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Here I am! Can't catch me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Bear!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Can't catch me!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Oh, classic!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47But it hasn't done the trick.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Ooh, whatever I put in that bath has made me feel like a new man.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I feel years younger now.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Hello, that's odd.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Mind you, I can think of a good use for it!
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Bear! I've got all the energy in the world now to...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12PLANK! Clear up this rubbish.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Before I post this letter to my brother Rupert.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Ha ha ha ha!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Bear!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24So, how d'you enjoy helping Mr Prank out today, mate?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Love you, Baby Pants!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You seemed to get on really well.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I have one question, though.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32What's that pram doing here?
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Sorry, Mr Barney, sir, I just seem to like it in here.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Happy memories of a childhood, I suppose.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Oh, well. Good night.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, 'night.
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