Mr Scary Head

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0:00:24 > 0:00:29Ah! Wackadoo, Nevvy! This papier mache stuff's great!

0:00:29 > 0:00:34Who'd have thought that paper, water and flour could be so much fun?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Too right, Bro.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Look, I made a giraffe.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- What have you made, Nevvy?- Big Ben.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45KEITH GASPS

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Wack...a...doo.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Right, guys, I'm off to...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oh, whoa! Big Ben?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- That's brilliant, how did you do that?- No problemo.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00It's very good, Nev.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Papier mache rocks.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Smells a bit, though.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Hey, have you tried the mask thing yet?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12What mask thing?

0:01:12 > 0:01:16You get a balloon, blow it up, cover it in paper mache.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19When it sets, pop the balloon and you've got a mask.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Oh, groovy!- Cool.- Yes. It is.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- I'm off to work.- Love you, Barney. - Love you too, mate. See you later.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Right. Balloons.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33HE GROANS

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Hi, Mr Prank

0:01:37 > 0:01:38You OK?

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Oh, that rubbish chute must be blocked again. Stinks, doesn't it?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51"To whom it may concern, I am Mr Prank's dentist.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55"He's had emergency dental work due to eating too much toffee.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58"He won't be able to talk today at all

0:01:58 > 0:02:01"and needs a week off to recuperate."

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Mr Prank, I'm sorry to hear that.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Still, I'm sure Aunt Barbara will understand.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12She might. Stranger things have happened. See you later.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE GROANS IN PAIN

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Ah, finally! Got this balloon tied up.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Eh, how you getting on, Nevvy?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ta-dah!

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Eh...all right, buddy, but no-one likes a show-off.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Oh, love you, Crazy Keith.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Let's get this papier mache mask started.- Aye, aye, captain.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Ha-ha! We should make the sca-a-ariest mask ever!

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yeah, yeah!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44KEITH GASPS

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Barney's cousin, Melanie, is coming over.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Too right, bro.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Cool. Ha! We can sca-a-are her with it. Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Ha-ha-ha. Boo!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56- HA!- Tup-tupperoo!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58THEY LAUGH

0:03:02 > 0:03:04MOBILE RINGS

0:03:09 > 0:03:10HE GRUNTS

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Plank, where are you?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14HE GRUNTS

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Speak up, man. Where have you been all morning?

0:03:20 > 0:03:26Our yearly review of your duties has been cancelled for tomorrow.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's today.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I made a list of things to discuss.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I'm going to ask some tough questions.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38You better have answers.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- How's your side going, Nevvy?- Spooky.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Us doing a side each was a GREAT idea.- Yeah, yeah.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52What'll we call him?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Er...Mr Scary Head.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Eh... Nice one! Ha-ha. Right, I think I'm done.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Me, too.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Time for the grand unveiling.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06# Dum, de, dum, dum...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Dah! #

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- THEY GASP - Ahh!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Crikey!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Uh-oh.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19- Well, Mr Scary Head really is one scary mask.- Yeah, yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Scary for Melanie, I mean. I'm not scared at all.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Can't scare me!- Exactly!

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- We know he's a balloon covered in papier mache.- Yeah, yeah.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32WIND BLOWS

0:04:32 > 0:04:33BOTH: AHH!

0:04:37 > 0:04:42Right, one of us should stop hiding, and see what's going on.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49- I vote you go.- Scaredy pants. - Ah! All right, we'll both go.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53It's just a balloon. Nothing to be scared of.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Aye, aye, captain.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Nothing.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Ah, phew! He's gone. I don't know what you were worried about, Nevvy.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12He's not real!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Heh, no problemo.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21THEY GASP

0:05:21 > 0:05:24BOTH: AHH!

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Wackadoo, he's alive!

0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Let's get out of here! Every bear for himself!- Too right, bro! Run!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33BOTH: AHH!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ahh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Hello.- Smelanie!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oops.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Whoa! Ow!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Wackadoo, Doris! Mr Scary Head is alive!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58He's terrifying!

0:05:58 > 0:06:03For Nev, I mean. I wasn't scared. Obviously.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- So, what were you running away from, Nev?- Nothing.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14You're acting weird. Weirder than normal.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Wow, nice Big Ben!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I mean, it's all right.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26I made a papier mache model of Buckingham Palace. Actual size.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Ah! No way, Jose!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Bet I can make balloon animals faster than you can, too.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34No, no, no, no!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37These hands are magic.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39WIND BLOWS

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Mr Scary Head!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42MELANIE SCREAMS

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Wow. That is one scary mask.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You got me there. I'll get you back, though.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm going to scare you so badly.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Can't scare me!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Yeah, yeah. We'll see. Anyway, joke's over.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Get rid of Mr Scary Head. - No, no, no, no.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Fine, I'll get rid of it...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18..in a minute.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22OK, look, we need a plan to get rid or Mr Scary Head.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Hm.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- NEV GASPS - I know, I know!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You're right, Doris. I'm being a wombat.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39It's just a balloon with a mask stuck on it. That's all.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I'm going to go up and face my fears!

0:07:45 > 0:07:50Face them, Crazy Keith. Face them. No-one scares this koala!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Grr!

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Don't worry about me, Doris. I'm going to face my fears!

0:07:58 > 0:08:03I'm going to be fine. Just fine!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Left, please.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Right.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Right. Left.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I've got to hand it to you. This is a good idea.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21- If I can't see Mr Scary Head, he's not scary.- Hm. Right. Right.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24We're in the main hallway now, aren't we?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- So the rubbish chute is left from here?- Er, right.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Do you mean right as in "correct" or as in "go right"?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Right.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Never mind, I'll just follow the smell.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ahh!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44What was that?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Er, nothing. Er, left!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Left! Left! Left, please!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Three, two, one...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Ha-ha! Jibbidy-ya!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yuck! Sticky, ugh.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Well, Mr Scary Head won't be scaring us any more.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- BANG - Ahh!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14It's OK. It's OK. I think it was just the balloon popping.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Er... C-c-can't scare me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Oh, yeah.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- RECORDING:- Just relax. Let all the pain drain from your body.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30You are drifting happily in a nice calm pool,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- away from danger...- PLANK!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36danger...danger... danger...danger...

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Plank!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Where is that man?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45What an appalling smell!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Plank!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, there you are.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Something stinks, Plank, and it's not just your caretaking.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Can't you even keep the rubbish chute clear?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Have you nothing to say to defend yourself?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Well, Plank, we've got your work review in one hour

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and... Now what?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Oh. Good grief.

0:10:20 > 0:10:26"To whom it may concern, I am Mr Plank's dentist."

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, I haven't got time for this!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37I'm not interested in what you're selling, Plank.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'll see you in one hour.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57OK, Keith. Get it together, fella.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Mr Scary Head is just a balloon covered in papier mache.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04He is definitely not real.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Just pop up in the hallway and see what's going on.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10One, two, three...

0:11:14 > 0:11:15KEVIN GASPS

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Wackadoo! What's going on there, then?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35AGHH!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Wackadoo!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Doris! Er, Doris!

0:11:57 > 0:12:01I'm telling ya, that is no Mr Scary Head.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05That's Mr Scary Head, body, arms, legs, AHH!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07You should have seen him.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Half a green face with blotches on it.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Half a pink face with more blotches!

0:12:12 > 0:12:16And this weirdy little hat thing on the side of his head. Ah!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Huh? What was that, Doris, love?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yeah, I know I helped create him,

0:12:24 > 0:12:28but I didn't expect him to float around and then grow a body.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58THEY SCREAM

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Mr Scary Head's alive!

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Run!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10OH! Ooh.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13HE GRUNTS

0:13:20 > 0:13:21THEY SCREAM

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Stay back! We're not afraid of you. - Can't scare me.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Now what's he doing?- Booty shake?

0:13:40 > 0:13:46If that's supposed to be a booty shake, he's a rubbish dancer.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Stay back! I'm warning you.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52I've got a stick of celery and I'm not afraid to use it!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh, no. He's pointing at me.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Don't eat me, eat him! - What?! No, no, no, no.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Frightened.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Ohh!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33(That was a close one.)

0:14:33 > 0:14:35NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- You're upset about "eat him, not me", aren't you?- Too right, bro!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42It was a joke, Nev.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Hm.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46Ow.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09HE GRUNTS

0:15:11 > 0:15:15What do you think Mr Scary Head's doing in there?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Hm. Socks! Socks!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I seriously doubt it involves socks, Nev.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Come on, let's get out of here.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Freeze.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Monsters can't see you if you don't move. I saw it on TV.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Hmm... OK.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Wait... I might be confusing monsters with sharks.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47What?! Run!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Waaaaaa!- Look behind you!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Arrrgh!

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- A-a-argh!- A-a-argh!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58A-a-argh!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00A-a-argh!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- A-a-argh!- A-a-argh!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08ALL SCREAMING

0:16:08 > 0:16:09A-a-argh!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Hang on! I'm not even supposed to be in this chase.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17A-a-argh!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Smel, me tired.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Me too. Come on, Nev. Let's hide down there.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Right, Nev. I think we'll be safe from Mr Scary Head down here,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42if we're very, very quiet.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Hmm.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49No problemo.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52FLAPPING

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Argh!

0:16:54 > 0:16:55CRASH!

0:16:58 > 0:16:59CRASH!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03BANGING AND GLASS SHATTERING

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Maybe he didn't hear us.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09What do you think, Nev?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Oops.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- A-a-argh!- A-a-argh!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Wait for me!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Melanie! What are you doing?! - Aunt Barbara, there's a...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33This isn't very ladylike, is it?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36But there's a... Grr! Grr!

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Woof woof!- Oh, it's Nev, the delightful little doggy!

0:17:40 > 0:17:45- A treat?- Aunt Barbara, there's something down there and it's...grr!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Wait for it...wait for it! - Down there!

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Grr, grr, grr!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Grrrrr!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Argh!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Plank! What are you doing?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01No, no, no, no, Aunt Barbara! It's Mr Scary Head!

0:18:01 > 0:18:06It's Plank, dear. Who else do you know that dresses so badly?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11And you can take off that silly mask too.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Argh!

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Ah...b...ohhhh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Angry Pants!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22But... Was that stuck on your head the whole time?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Yeah.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- But why were you chasing us? - It's rude to point.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32- Run along, Melanie. Take Nev with you. There's a good girl.- But...

0:18:37 > 0:18:42You're a terrible caretaker, you disappear all morning,

0:18:42 > 0:18:46you miss your review to go play chasing!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Have you anything to say for yourself?

0:18:50 > 0:18:51HE GRUNTS

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Well, the good news is, your caretaking review is cancelled.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59The bad news is YOU'RE FIRED!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Out of my way, Nev! I want to see.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Caretaker, caretaker! Couldn't-care-less-taker!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11What's that?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17It's a note from Angry Pants' dentist.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- I think it fell out of my hood. - Yeah!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23That's why he was chasing us.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27AUNT BARBARA: Get out! NOW!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, now he's being fired.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Oh.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Poor Angry Pants.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38OUT!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Auntie, Auntie!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Not now, Melanie, dear.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I'm finally firing Plank.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Don't spoil this for me.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51But you can't! Have you seen the note from his dentist?

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Note? I may have.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- It explains everything.- It does?!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Woof!

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Mr Prank wasn't here cos he was having emergency dental work.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Well, he never said.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Because he can't speak because of the dental work.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- He did miss his review.- Cos he was trying to get the note back,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16but he got that mask stuck on his face.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Well, I suppose that explains everything.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Plank! Come back to work when you're well.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28And do stop moping about the hall!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37You're right, Doris.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Mr Scary Head's not so bad when you get to know him.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Hey!

0:20:42 > 0:20:47You'll never guess who's having to unblock the rubbish chute! Ha-ha!

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Plank gets the week off.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I'm never ill.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56FLY BUZZES

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ooh, ooh, ohh!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Oh! I don't feel well...

0:21:07 > 0:21:12So, Mr Prank kept his job, Aunt Barbara gave him the week off.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- All's well that ends well.- Yeah.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Love you. Night, mate. - Love you, Barney.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Boo!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21A-a-argh!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Melanie!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- How long have you been waiting to scare Nev?- Six hours.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I told you I'd get you back for scaring me.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Melanie... Look behind you!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Argh!

0:21:36 > 0:21:37THEY LAUGH

0:21:37 > 0:21:392-1 to Nev!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Jibbidy-ya!- High-five. Yeah.