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0:00:20 > 0:00:22POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Here you go, mate, sunnyside up for a sunny day!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Groovy, Barney!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33I love this radio station. Always gets me revved up for the day.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Wow!- Too right, bro.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Good shot, mate.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- BARNEY SINGS ALONG - There you go.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Radio Doris!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Phew! Oh!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Crikey! It's hot enough to boil a bungee.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Isn't that right, Doris?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Yeah. Well, fear not, listeners,

0:00:55 > 0:00:59DJ Cr-a-a-a-zy Keith's here to hit the chill button

0:00:59 > 0:01:03with the coolest radio show in town!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Wack-wacka-wacka-wacka-doo!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Ha-ha!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12And today we've got a wackadoo special guest coming up

0:01:12 > 0:01:17so sit back and relax with The Didgeridoodahs.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21DANCE SONG FEATURING DIDGERIDOOS

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Crazy Keith!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yeah, I know. He's quite a talented DJ, isn't he?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Who'd have thought he could run his own radio station from his hideout?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Anyway, I'll see you when I get back from swimming.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- You're going to help Crazy Keith? - Yeah-yeah!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Love you, Barney! - Love you too, mate.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Barney! I see you finally got yourself a proper job at last.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50A lifeguard - very good.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Actually, I'm just going for a swim. Um...you look different.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yes, that caretaker caretaker couldn't-care-less-taker

0:01:57 > 0:02:01has one day's holiday a year and he's taken it today!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04What, Mr Prank? On holiday?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Hmm! It's a good job I know my S-bend from my U-tube.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11He's left me all his dirty work!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Well, you better get cracking then, eh?- Yes, and so had you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17And, Barney, good luck.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20And beware of the yellow water!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24OK. Thanks, Aunt Barbara. Bye.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27RADIO PLAYS

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Hi, Mr Prank. - Oh! Hello, Mr Barney, sir!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- You just caught me. - On holiday, I hear.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, yes! And what a scorcher!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I've been filling the van full of ice cream to sell, but...

0:02:40 > 0:02:44we don't want the old gas bag to know, do we?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46If you mean Aunt Barbara, I wouldn't worry,

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- she's downstairs in the cellar doing your job.- Is she?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51She better get used to it.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I reckon I could earn enough money today to make this holiday permanent,

0:02:54 > 0:02:56if you know what I mean.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Right, well, good luck with that. Goodbye.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01All right, Mr Barney, sir.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03HE CHUCKLES AND SINGS

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Oh! Oh! Nothing but nothing is going to spoil my day.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Yeah, and not even you, bear!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE SNEEZES

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Or my snivelling bear allergy.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21You can't catch me!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Too right I can't! Aha!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26My ice cream fortune awaits!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Radio Doris! #

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Phew!

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- HE SNIFFS - Phew-ing!

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Doris, doll. I'm sweating like a hippo running a marathon

0:03:38 > 0:03:39in an elephant suit!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41NEV HUMS

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Hey, morning, Nevvy! Enjoying my radio show?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Yeah-yeah! Groovy!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Phwoar, I need to cool down, mate.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56So that means a double dollop of old Angry Pants' ice cream.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Can you get that for me, Nevvy? Can ya, can ya, can ya?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, no, no, no, no! Angry Pants - fwightened.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ah! I know, Nevvy.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'd do it myself, being fearless and all that,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09but I can't leave my fans.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Confused.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- FANS WHIRS - No! My fans, Nevvy.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17My little Dorisettes listening to the show at home.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- If I leave, I'll be letting them all down.- Oh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah, see what I mean?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25And that one goes out to a good mate of mine,

0:04:25 > 0:04:29who's just popping out to get me some ice cream.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Off you go, mate, before I melt!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34NEV SIGHS

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Aha! Thanks, buddy!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39OK, let's slow things down.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Here's Reggie Weggie with that timeless classic,

0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's Raining On My Barbie.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48SONG PLAYS

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Ah!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Hmm! The sweet taste of success.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Now that's the last load.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08OK, Pranky, you've got a van full of ice cream

0:05:08 > 0:05:11and a world full of sweaty customers. Ha-ha!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14They'll be throwing their pocket money at ya!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15HE CHUCKLES

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Oh, it will soon be goodbye poxy caretaking

0:05:20 > 0:05:23hello, Barbara-free Bahamas!

0:05:23 > 0:05:28Oh! And no more blinking bears stealing me ice cream

0:05:28 > 0:05:32and setting off me allergies. Oh, that's a point.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I wonder if bears are banned from the Bahamas.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'll have to check that on me inter-web thingy.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Anyway... TURNS RADIO OFF

0:05:41 > 0:05:44..mustn't dally. Work to be done.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Whoa! Steady, Pranky!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I'll come back for you, little radio, in a tick.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Phew-wee!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ice cream, please! Ha-ha!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58HE GASPS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh! No ice cream!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Ah! I know, I know!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13HE HUMS A TUNE

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ice cream! Yum-yum!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24"Job number one - clear out cellar."

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Oh! What a dirty little Prank he is.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Oh!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31NEV CONTINUES TO HUM A TUNE

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- NEV LAUGHS - Bummed!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Ice cream, please!

0:06:40 > 0:06:41- HE GASPS - Oh!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43No ice cream!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Poor Crazy Keith.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Oh. - HE CONTINUES TO HUM A TUNE

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Oh.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ah!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I know, I know!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05HE CHUCKLES

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Think of all those kiddie customers you're going to please

0:07:10 > 0:07:11with that ice cream.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Half a scoop, double the dosh.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18# Radio Doris! #

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah, as I was saying, my little Dorisettes,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23today we've got a very special guest,

0:07:23 > 0:07:28so say a big wa-aa-ackadoo to Auntie Kath!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30JINGLE PLAYS

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Oh, wackadoo, Auntie Kath.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- HIGH VOICE: - Hello, suffering listeners.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Auntie Kath here.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43If you've got a problem, just phone in. Goodbye!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45JINGLE PLAYS

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Too right. Ha-ha!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53NEV HUMS

0:07:53 > 0:07:55RADIO PLAYS

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Ice cream! Yum-yum!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Ah!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Time for a tea break.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Hello!

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Hello!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Can anybody hear me?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, good gravy.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Prank, if is this some sort of joke

0:08:21 > 0:08:24you can rest assured there will be consequences.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Prank?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Prank?!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30PRA-AA-AA-AA-NK!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40SHE SPLUTTERS AND COUGHS

0:08:40 > 0:08:42SHE SWITCHES RADIO ON 'Why suffer in silence

0:08:42 > 0:08:46'when you can be suffering on... # Radio Doris! #

0:08:46 > 0:08:49'With Auntie Kath and... # Agony Corner! #'

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, just the ticket!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55A nice juicy problem to keep me occupied

0:08:55 > 0:08:58until somebody comes and rescues me!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59SHE TAPS TOP OF RADIO, COUGHS

0:08:59 > 0:09:02'And Auntie Kath will be here after this track

0:09:02 > 0:09:05'from Wally Wallaby and the Wamps.'

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yeah, but only a loser would phone Auntie Kath!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Bear!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do you want?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Ice cream, please!- What?!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Come here!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Come here!- Oh!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oi! Where are you? Come here!

0:09:33 > 0:09:38That's my ice cream, bear! Get out of here!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Sorry, Mr Angry Pants.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ah!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Oh!- Oops! Can't catch me!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, my only day off.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Half my ice cream stock ruined!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58My dream shattered by that blue...bear!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02HE SOBS

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Bear!

0:10:07 > 0:10:08MR PRANK SOBS

0:10:08 > 0:10:12'# Radio Doris! # Hey-hey! Right, Dorisettes.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16'Are you feeling a bit daggy? Has your wacka lost its doo?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- 'Has your didgeri lost its doodah?' - Yeah, that's me.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24'Then do something about it, you daft goose!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27'Call Auntie Kath. Cos here she is...'

0:10:27 > 0:10:29'# Agony Corner! #'

0:10:37 > 0:10:38HE PANTS

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Come on, Nevvy. Where's that ice cream, huh?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Me sunnies are steaming up!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45But the show must go on, eh?

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Wackadoo!

0:10:51 > 0:10:52# Agony Corner! #

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Auntie Kath here.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Now, a trouble bared is a trouble shared.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01And I'm prepared, so...don't be scared.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- PHONE RINGS - Ooh! Our first caller on line three.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08It's a Mr Plonk.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11G'day, Mr Plonk. What's eating ya?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13It's that blue...bear.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16He's ruined everything, ruined my life.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I can't take any more!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I know that voice - it's old Angry Pants!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- We might be able to have some fun here, doll.- Hello?

0:11:26 > 0:11:31You poor little possum! You must be at the end of your tiny tether.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yeah, I am. I am, yeah.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35What can I do about it?

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Why don't you get it off your hairy chest, Mr Plonk?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Well...it all started many, many years ago.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49I'm the caretaker in this block of flats, I've been there 37 years.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53One day a bear and a bloke moved in. KEITH YAWNS

0:11:53 > 0:11:57'This bear - he's come in and taken all the ice cream...'

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Crazy Keith...!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Oh, Nevvy! I meant BRING the ice cream, not wear it!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. - Oh, what am I going to do?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12My mouth feels like I've been surfing in a sandstorm.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16OK, Mr Plonk. While Auntie gives this some thought,

0:12:16 > 0:12:20relax to another track by The Didgeridoodahs,

0:12:20 > 0:12:24that sounds very much like the one we played earlier.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25RECORD STARTS UP

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- NEV GASPS - Oh... Mondo problemo!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Mmm. Angry Pants not playing nicely, eh?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34OK. You head up to Barney's flat and wait.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Leave this...to me!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- OK.- Ha-ha-ha-ha...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# Agony Corner! #

0:12:40 > 0:12:44G'day, Mr Plonk. Are you still with us?

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Just tell me. How do I get rid of the blue...bear?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Well, Plonky...

0:12:49 > 0:12:52sometimes the only way to get over loathing someone

0:12:52 > 0:12:55is to give them your love.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Love?! Love the blue...bog brush?

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Yes. Share a special moment together.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Give him something nice to share with his little friends.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Something to cool him down on this hot summer's day.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13I don't know... An ice cream, perhaps.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Ice cre...!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Ooh. You know what?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20That might just work.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23That's amazing!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25How do you know that, Auntie Kath?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29And you think this'll make me feel much better, do you?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I've got a warm fuzzy feeling, Mr Plonk.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35But I'm going to see the doctor about that pronto!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39NEV HUMS

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Nevvy-wevvy!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Dear little Nevvy...!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Erm...here I am.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Don't be scared, little...bear.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55I thought we could share a special moment together.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Maybe...a snack?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- HE GASPS - Snack?!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yum-yum! Yeah-yeah, Mr Angry Pants.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Oh, yes! Mr Angry Pants, yes.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Very funny.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Come on, my beauty. Just give Nev the ice cream!

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Yeah...?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16For you, Neville!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22To cool you down, on a hot summer's day.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Ice cream!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24HE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

0:14:24 > 0:14:28It's not the biggest...but it'll do!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yum-yum, Mr Angry Pants.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32- Bye-bye.- Eh?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Where are you going?

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Giving you a free ice cream was supposed to make me feel better.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42I feel worse! I could charge a fortune for that.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Love you, Mr Angry Pants.- BEAR!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47NEV SCREAMS

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Aaaagh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50SPLAT

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yucky! More please!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I hate you...

0:14:57 > 0:14:59bear!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- HE GASPS - Strewth! Nev lucked out.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07I need ice cream!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09HE PANTS

0:15:09 > 0:15:13HE SOBS I feel worse than ever.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I need help. Auntie Kath...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Auntie Kath!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Oh... Crazy Keith!

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Crazy Keith?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Mondo problemo.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30I saw, buddy!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- PHONE RINGS - Oh!

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- # Agony Corner! # - Time to turn up the heat!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42OK, listeners. We've got Mr Plonk here again on line three.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45So...how did it go?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh, Auntie Kath!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm in a worse state than ever.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52It's that bear, he's ruining everything.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Even when I try to be nice.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56HE SOBS

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, calm yourself, Mr Plonk.

0:15:58 > 0:16:04- You sound stressed out. Overworked. - And it's my one day off this year!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Oh. And what were you planning on doing with your one day off?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Making a secret fortune!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13HE BAWLS

0:16:13 > 0:16:18'And if my horrible boss finds out...I'll get the sack!'

0:16:18 > 0:16:21SHE SNORES

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ah... OK, Mr Plonk.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Deep breaths.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You need to put your feet up,

0:16:27 > 0:16:31and let the bear do your dirty work for you.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yes...I'll get the bear to earn a fortune for me!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Then I can have a proper day off. Brilliant!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Another problem solved, thanks to...

0:16:40 > 0:16:42# Agony Corner! #

0:16:45 > 0:16:49What did I tell you? Get back up and get that ice cream!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Aye-aye, Captain.- Heh-heh.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02And now, little Dorisettes, back by popular request -

0:17:02 > 0:17:05it's THAT song again.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Right, bear!

0:17:07 > 0:17:11You've splattered half my ice cream and ruined my day,

0:17:11 > 0:17:14but now you're going to make me feel better.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Groovy!

0:17:15 > 0:17:19Yes. You're going to sell ice creams and make me a fortune,

0:17:19 > 0:17:20while I take it easy.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Hmm... Tip topper roo!

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Right. Fill that baby up

0:17:24 > 0:17:27and when you've sold them, fill it up again!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Here's the keys. Now hop it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Oh...

0:17:32 > 0:17:34# Radio Doris! #

0:17:34 > 0:17:39So, Auntie Kath. I've handed the bear the keys to the ice cream van,

0:17:39 > 0:17:40and put my feet up.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43No ice cream to sell. No caretaking to do.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46I feel like a new plonk. Er, plank. Er, Prank!

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Hello?- OK, listeners, here's a news-flasheroo!

0:17:50 > 0:17:55DJ Cra-a-a-azy Keith needs a cool-down and a feed-up.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58So, it's wackadoo until the next time, on...

0:17:58 > 0:18:01# Radio Doris! #

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Wait for me, Nevvy!

0:18:05 > 0:18:09INTERFERENCE ON RADIO What happened there, then?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Not even the radio to listen to now. Oh...

0:18:17 > 0:18:18SHE SNORES

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Oh, hello, Mr Prank. - Oh, hello, Mr Barney.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Have you sold all your ice creams already?- No, no, no...

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Oh. I thought you'd still be out making your fortune.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43I reckon I can earn enough today to make this holiday permanent,

0:18:43 > 0:18:44if you know what I mean!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48All under control, Mr Barney, sir.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52In fact, I'm just going to go and collect my earnings now.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54See ya.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- NEV LAUGHS - Yum-yum!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Hey!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Didgeridoodah! It's the Pants.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07See ya, Nev.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Uh-oh.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Hello, Mr Angry Pants...

0:19:11 > 0:19:15You've pilfered the lot! My ice cream!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Feel icky.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Hey, Auntie Kath... I think I've found a way to cope with the bear -

0:19:23 > 0:19:27squish him to a pulp while I've got a chance!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh! Can't scare me!

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Come here!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- NEV LAUGHS - Here I am.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Aaargh!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Ah, just like old times. Ha-ha!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Go, Nevvy. Give him the runaround!

0:19:44 > 0:19:45NEV GIGGLES

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Oi, bear! Get out of my flat.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Come here!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Ha-ha-ha! Got you now, bear!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Ooh, I haven't felt this good in ages.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, forget the ice cream fortunes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06There's no greater joy for a caretaker on his day off

0:20:06 > 0:20:09than squishing a blue bear.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Oooh...

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Nev's trapped! I've got to do something.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Oh...- Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Aaagh! CRASH

0:20:21 > 0:20:22THUD

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Oops.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26SHE SCREAMS

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Bwabra!

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Oh, Nevvy-doggy, good boy.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Coming to save your Auntie Barbara. - Woof-woof!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Got you now! - Leave the poor little doggy alone.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43If this is how you spend a one day's holiday,

0:20:43 > 0:20:47in future, Plank, you won't be having any more!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Come along, little Nevvy-doggy. Let me find you a nice big treat.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'll get you, bear!

0:20:56 > 0:20:57HE SNEEZES

0:20:57 > 0:21:02Where am I going to find the time to do all this? Hundreds of it...

0:21:03 > 0:21:08Oh, Nev. It's too hot. I just can't sleep.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Too right, bro.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11- Fan, please.- There you go.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15NEV LAUGHS

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Oh, Ducky, please.- Go on, then.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Ha! Don't sweat, fellas! That's why I'm here.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25I thought I'd do you a favour, and cool you down.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Oh, yeah-yeah, Crazy Keith!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Oh, yeah? How's that then, Keith? - Yeah... Ice cream!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Ah, not quite. Take it away, Doris!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36FANS BLAST

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Too hard, Doris. Pull back! Pull back!

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