Nev Through the Looking Glass

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0:00:25 > 0:00:26Argh!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Hello, Mr Prank. - Hello, Mr Barney, sir. Ooh!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Been shopping, have we?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36No, at the funfair.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Nev won ten free rides on a roller coaster.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42La-da-di-da.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hello, Bear. At-choo!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Oh, Mr Prank, can I borrow that hammer, please?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I need to put this funfair mirror up. Apparently, it's magic.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Magic. Woo.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Magic, Mr Barney, sir? Oh.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03You've been had, mate.

0:01:03 > 0:01:08- See you later.- See you later, Mr Barney. At-choo!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Blooming bear allergies.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Wobbly Bear, oh-oh.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. - Waaaa!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Sorry.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Come here, you little blue terror.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Run, run.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Come here!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Bear!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Ohhhh.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Wobbly.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Take it easy, the wobbles will wear off.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41G'day!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Oh! Crazy Keith.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Crazy Keith.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Feeling a bit crook, eh, Nevy?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Rolly coasty.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's OK, I'm going to make him some jam sandwiches,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56once I've put the mirror up.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Jam!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Jam butties on the way. Oh,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'd better get that hammer.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Ohhh.- Hmm.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09As far as I know, there's only one cure for roller coaster sickness.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Do you want to try it?- Yeah, yeah.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15What you need to do is keep riding the roller coaster.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Chase!- Chase! I'm coming to get you, Nevy!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Can't catch me!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Whoa.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Whoaaaaaaaa.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Whoaaaaa.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'll find you, Nevy.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ho-ho-ho. It's me!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Ho-ho-ho. - Ha-ha! Coming to get you, Nevy!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52You can't hide from a koala. Ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Gotcha! BEAR BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Ho-ho-ho.- Boo! Can't catch me. Ha-ha ha-ha.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10How about that sarnie?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Your favourite - jam.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15CRASH

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Keith? Nev?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Ouch!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ahhhh.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Hello, wiggy wiggy Barney.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ah. Morning, Nev.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Waaaaaaaa!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53What is it? What's going on?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Mr Angry Pants. Hide!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Waaaaaaaaa!

0:03:59 > 0:04:05So, Nev, let me make my favourite bearsome brekkie.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10then we can hang out like best flatmates do before I go to work.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Mr Nice Pants?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Confused.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Hmm.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Strange.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Hmm. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58There - a yummy brekkie for my bestest buddy in the whole world.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03You and I have had some brilliant adventures together, we have.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Confused. Angry Pants?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Nev, why do you keep calling me that? I'm Mr Nice Pants,

0:05:09 > 0:05:14and the only thing that spoils our nice world is...

0:05:14 > 0:05:18KNOCK ON DOOR Oh, no!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Our caretaker.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Hello, Mr Prank, sir. - Morning, Mr Harwood.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34I wonder if you've a hammer I could have. Mine appears to have gone.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Ah, that's a lovely mirror, Mr Prank, sir. Lovely mirror.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Wasted on you, but that would look great in my flat.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Nev and I won that at a funfair.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I'll get you that hammer.

0:05:48 > 0:05:54Ah, here it is - a little blue pest.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Barney?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Barney... What do you think you're doing, Bear? You'll set off my...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03At-choo! My allergies.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Love you, Barney. - Yeah, well, I don't love you, Bear.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11There you go, Mr Harwood.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- One hammer.- Excellent. Thank you, Mr Prank, sir.

0:06:14 > 0:06:20I'll be seeing you. Yes. And I'll be seeing you, you lovely mirror, you.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Cheerio, Mr Harwood.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Evil Barney.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30What? I'd better get ready for work.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33TV shows do not present themselves.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Best you keep out of Mr Harwood's way today, Nev. Love you.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40OK, Mr Nice Pants.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Nice pants - too weird.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Hmm.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Home, please.

0:06:55 > 0:06:583, 2, 1.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ow!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Hey, Nevy!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Crazy Keith.- Nice Pants is not the only weirdo round here.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Follow me. See who I want you to meet.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Groovy!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You're never going to believe it.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Nevy, look.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36Allow me to introduce you to my new pal, Keith.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, hello.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Wackadoo! Nev, Nevy, mate, it's OK,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Keith's a friend.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Two Keiths. Too weird.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57No, Nevy, mate, I'm crazy Keith,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59this is just Keith.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Indeed. Crazy Keith explained how you got here.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08It all made sense. He told me you fell through a magic mirror.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Isn't that right, Crazy Keith?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yep, straight up.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Which means you're visitors from another world,

0:08:15 > 0:08:20another reality, if you will, a parallel universe.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yeah, yeah, skip the hoopla, just tell him the good bit.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27I think I know a way by which you can get back home.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Oh. Oh.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Tip-toperoo.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Er, yes. All very exciting,

0:08:36 > 0:08:40so if you'd care to accompany me to my library,

0:08:40 > 0:08:45I'd be only too pleased to show you the necessary documentation.

0:08:45 > 0:08:51Seriously, mate, that dude is as dull as a damp doughnut.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57- Too right, bro.- But he's our only chance of getting home. Come on.

0:08:57 > 0:09:03Welcome to my library. Now, do remember to be quiet at all times.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Ah... My Favourite Numbers?

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Hmm.

0:09:09 > 0:09:1223 Things That Are Beige?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I've got to hand it to you, mate,

0:09:14 > 0:09:18this is the most boring library I've ever seen.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah, yeah, boring.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Shhh!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26The A To Z of Dust, Fun With Potatoes,

0:09:26 > 0:09:29ah, here we are!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32The Fool's Guide To Magic Mirrors

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, tip-toperoo!

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Shh!

0:09:35 > 0:09:41Right, a list of magic to use to journey through a magic mirror.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Try one of the following.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Prune, spoon, bassoon.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Balloon.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Shhh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54No, not balloon.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Bassoon, typhoon,

0:09:58 > 0:10:00macaroon...

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Yum, yum!- Shh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Platoon, balloon,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08moon, pantaloon...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11LOUD SNORING

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Lagoon...

0:10:14 > 0:10:18dragoon, doubloon, monsoon...

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Strewth, mate, how many words are there?

0:10:22 > 0:10:2510,048.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29I'll tell you what, instead of going through them all,

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Nevy can go and try the first few words out on the mirror.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Aye, aye, Captain.- Are you ready to go, Nev, mate?- Yeah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- You remember the words?- Groovy.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Spoon, tune, prune,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- baboon...- No! Not baboon!

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Shh! Oh, wackadoo!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Mirror, ah-hm...

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Prune, spoon,

0:11:01 > 0:11:02bassoon,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- baboon... - DOOR OPENS

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Mr Prank, sir...

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Mr Prank?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, good, there's no sign

0:11:15 > 0:11:19of that goody two shoes Nice Pants or his blue rat.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- NEV GASPS - Now, that mirror will be mine.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Mirror, mirror, on the wall

0:11:26 > 0:11:29you'd look great in my flat across the hall.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32HE LAUGHS IN EVIL, MENACING WAY

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Phew-wee!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45They're gone.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Crazy Keith!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Help!

0:11:55 > 0:11:59If those magic words don't work, Nev is going to need some more.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Repeat after me - spam...

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Spam.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Ham.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Ham.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Jam.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Jam. Jibbidy doo-dah.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14We've been doing these magic words for 20 minutes now,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16my head's spinning.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21I'm sorry. Memorising these words would be a lot easier

0:12:21 > 0:12:23if I wasn't so boring.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27What? No, no, you're not boring, mate.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31In fact, you remind me of my brother Dennis - reliable.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Reliable?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35I...I like that.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40Oh, Crazy Keith, mirror, mirror gone.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- You what?- Mirror gone.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Quick!

0:12:53 > 0:12:57There you are. Caretaker, couldn't care less taker!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Hello, sir... ma'am.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03My punch bag's broken again. I wonder if you'd fix it for me?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm in the middle of something, can't it wait? Argh!

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- No, no, it can't wait, let's do it now.- Come on, then, chop chop!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Wackadoo! Everyone we know is SO weird, mate.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Too right, Crazy Keith.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Ooh, er.- Bonzer.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Let's say the right magic word and get out of this freaky place.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Prune.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Oh!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Spam!

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Um, prune again! Oh!

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Ham!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- I don't know any more magic words, do you?- No, no, no, no.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Wait here and guard the mirror.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- I'll go and get some more magic words.- Aye, aye, Captain!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Help. Love you, Barney.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Oh, please.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'm not making it up.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Nev disappeared into the mirror.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Oh, come on, Mr Barney, sir.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- It does seem a bit strange. - But that's what happened.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yes, of course it did. Yes.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19I think Mr Barney's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Now we all like a bit of fun, but telling fibs is naughty.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Aunt Barbara, it's true. - Yeah, well,

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I've got to go, there's a toilet in flat 7 that needs unblocking.

0:14:30 > 0:14:36That's the real world, Mr Barney - blocked loos! Magic mirror things...

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Honestly, Beatrice, I'm telling the truth,

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Nev and Keith are stuck behind that mirror.- If you say so.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- Poor Nev and Keith. - What are we going to do?

0:14:47 > 0:14:51NEV SOBS

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Home, please.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56DOOR CREAKS OPEN

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Frightened.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Ah! Beetroot!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04There you are. You're perfect.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Perfect to complete my blue bearskin coat.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11LAUGHS IN EVIL, MENACING WAY

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Look, your fur is the perfect size.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Crazy Keith!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Come here!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31And this is me on holiday.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33That's Colin from Warrabunda.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37SHRIEKS FROM UP ABOVE

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Strewth!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm meant to be helping Nev with the magic words.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Sorry, mate, I've got to go.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Hey, is that Kathleen from Hayawonga?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Why, yes, do you know her?

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Know her?! We used to be off the same eucalyptus tree.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Let's have a look.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Wackadoo!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Coming, Nevy!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Kathleen! Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha. Memories.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Come here, you little fur coat.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Shells.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Bells.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Funny smells.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I warned you, Bear.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Time to be turned into a coat, Bear.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28You're not getting out of this jam.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Magic.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Home, please.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Nevy, I've got some new words to try.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Strewth, he's gone! - Where have you gone, Bear?

0:16:42 > 0:16:47Under the floorboards? Or maybe upstairs? Don't worry,

0:16:47 > 0:16:50you're not getting away from me.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54HE WHISTLES Nevy! Nevy, mate! What's the magic word?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Don't leave me!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Ants!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Pants!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Ooh! Underpants!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Right,

0:17:12 > 0:17:15that's the punch bag fixed. Where was I?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh, yeah!

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Time for that lovely mirror to go on my wall.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I'm the fairest of them all.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29HE CHUCKLES

0:17:32 > 0:17:37Double wackadoo! He's only gone and taken the mirror! Oh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Nev, you're back!

0:17:45 > 0:17:50- Oh!- What's up? - We've been worried sick!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh. Love you, Barney!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Love you, Beetroot! Love you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh! Crazy Keith!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Crazy Keith!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Poor Crazy Keith!

0:18:08 > 0:18:12So, it looks like I might be stuck down here for some time.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18Oh, well, never mind. Come and have a look at my 10,000 piece

0:18:18 > 0:18:21rock collection before bed.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Ta-da!

0:18:25 > 0:18:29What?! Wackadoo!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Early to bed

0:18:32 > 0:18:39and early to rise, makes a koala wealthy and wise.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Bed time!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Sweet mother of garlic, give me strength.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51It sounds like you've had a bit of a nasty shock, mate.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55You eat your crisps and we'll stay up and watch DVDs, eh?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Crazy Keith.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01I know. I'm sure we'll find a way of getting him back.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04I know what will help us think - a nice jam sandwich!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Jam.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Time to be turned into a coat, Bear.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14You're not getting out of this jam.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Jam, jam, jam...

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Nev, where are you going? Careful with that mirror.

0:19:22 > 0:19:27"Dear Keith, Thanks for putting me up.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31"Unfortunately, I need to get back to where it's less boring."

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Scrub that.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38"I need to get back to where my mate Nev is.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41"Yours, Keith."

0:19:41 > 0:19:45There. Now, right, time to find that mirror.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00There you are! Oh!

0:20:00 > 0:20:02You beauty!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07A-ha. Blancmange!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Ow!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15A-ha! We've been waiting for you, Bear.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Didger-me-doo-dah!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Hang on, that's not the blue bear.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21No, that's right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:27You may not be the bear I was looking for, but a talking koala

0:20:27 > 0:20:32is far more valuable than any blue fur coat. Come to Beatrice.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35No, I saw him first, he's mine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37This is not looking good.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- You can't jump at a mirror, it's dangerous.- Jam!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Stand still!- He's mine!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54He's mine!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's me!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Quick!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Get him!- Get him!- Say "Jam!"

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Jam!

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ouch!

0:21:10 > 0:21:15Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Where did my torch go?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Ice cream. Yum, yum!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Bonzer!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28I've got to say, you have earnt it. What a day, eh?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Still, no place like home.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Hello! Hello!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Magic mirror.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Don't you go anywhere near that mirror. No jumping through.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49- Waaaaaaa!- Waaaaaaaa!

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