Hero to Zero

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0:00:28 > 0:00:32Plank, get up now! Got work to do.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37HORN HONKS

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Barney, time to do some proper work for a change!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44CRASHING

0:00:46 > 0:00:49SHE PLAYS "Reveille"

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Beatrice!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Out of bed and into the kitchen, ready to bake a cake!

0:01:00 > 0:01:05FEEDBACK FROM LOUD-HAILER Uncle Rupert is coming for tea.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Up, up, up!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Ow! What's the big rush? He's coming to TEA!

0:01:12 > 0:01:18I want this entire house spick, span and ready for his inspection.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Uncle Rupert's going to inspect my flat?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23What about my ice...

0:01:23 > 0:01:24My mice?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Mice?! Get yourself a proper cat, then.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30HE MUTTERS, CAT MEOWS

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Oh, stop wittering, man, and start tidying!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40And you can stop that too, Plank!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49No more jam-splatteroo tournaments today, Nev.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE GIGGLES

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Oi, I'm serious! Uncle Rupert's starting to attract flies.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58# Wackadoo! #

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ner-ner, ner-ner-ner.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Splateroo!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05- Can't splat me!- Fire!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Ner-ner, ner-ner-ner.- Go!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Whee! Ha-ha! Missed me, missed me!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17And you can tell Crazy Keith, too.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Ah, g'day, Barnster. Hey, Nevvy. - Crazy Keith!

0:02:22 > 0:02:27- We were just talking about you. - A lot of people do! Ha-ha!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hey, Barney, you look as tense as a hippo's underpants.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32NEV CHUCKLES

0:02:32 > 0:02:35That's cos Rupert's coming to inspect the flat.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- You've got to keep it clean. - Ah, he can count on us.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44- Can't he?- Aye-aye, Captain.- Besides, the jam splateroo's on the blink.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Well, that's a relief. - Check this beauty out!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50What's that?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53A superhero mean machine.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56This may be a silly question, but what does it do?

0:02:56 > 0:03:00It turns you into a superhero. It's a present from Doris.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Perhaps today isn't the best day to turn into a superhero.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08No! No, don't touch that, Nevvy!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Nevvy! MACHINE HONKS

0:03:10 > 0:03:12No!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18ELECTRICAL CRACKLING

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Nev...look at the size of your ears!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Don't tell me - you've turned into...

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Super Nev!- Yeah! I bet you can hear for miles with those beauties.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- What can you hear? - CRACKLING AND BEEPING

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Barbara!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Do-de-do, la-la-la. #

0:03:39 > 0:03:43You can hear Aunt Barbara in the shower, singing?

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Well impressive! What have you come as?- I am Keith Lightning,

0:03:48 > 0:03:53the fastest marsupial on the planet. Go, Keith Lightning!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Zoom!- Where did he go?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02The weather's bonzer...in Hawaii!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- NEV CHUCKLES - Again! Again!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Hawaii? Wow! Seriously though, any chance

0:04:07 > 0:04:11you could change back to normal till Uncle Rupert's gone?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14No can do, Barnster. Check out the dial.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18We're heroes till zero.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Too right, bro.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- KNOCK AT DOOR - Barney! >

0:04:22 > 0:04:26It's Barbara. Clean up and find a super hiding place, now!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Hey, Aunt Barbara. What a surprise. - Barney, young man, I want a word.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38# The ice cream I'll make the... #

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Oh. Hello, Mr Barney, sir. Miss Barbara, sir. Er, ma'am.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45What are you up to, Plank?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Oh, nothing. I was just tidying up me ice...

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Me LICE, for Uncle Rupert's inspection.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Lice?! Ooh, that man lives in squalor!

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Now, Barney, is your flat tidy? - Absolutely, Aunt Barbara.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I don't believe you. Out of my way.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14KEITH AND NEV SNIGGER

0:05:37 > 0:05:38THEY CHUCKLE

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43THEY GASP

0:05:47 > 0:05:50It'll do, I suppose. Just make sure it stays like this.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Of course I will, Aunt Barbara. Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Well, that was hairy!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Hairier than a dingo's chest wig!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Right, I'm back at 4pm with Uncle Rupert for tea.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Any superhero activity that messes up the flat is a no-no, OK?

0:06:08 > 0:06:14- Don't worry. We give you a superhero promise.- Aye-aye, Captain. Love you.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Love you too, Nev. Bye, Keith.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Superhero promise, yeah?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Yeah.- Yeah-yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Please don't let me down, fellas.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Barney? Are you OK?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Oh, Beatrice. Er...hi. Can you do me a favour?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Make sure Mr Prank and Aunt Barbara don't go in the flat today?- Sure.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Er...why? - You'll only laugh if I tell you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Try me.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52OK. Nev and Crazy Keith have turned into superheroes.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55SHE CHORTLES

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- I knew you wouldn't believe me! - Course I do.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- It's just until Uncle Rupert gets here. Cheers, Bea.- Superheroes!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08KEITH GROANS

0:07:08 > 0:07:11There's nothing on the box!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Boring!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17And we've eaten all the popcorn in super-fast time.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Feel icky.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Superheroes don't watch telly and eat popcorn.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- They save the world. And stuff. - Too right, bro.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Surely we can be superheroes without messing up the flat.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Easy-peasy!- Let's have a superhero meeting, down under in my lair.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Go, Keith Lightning!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Jibbidy-ya!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45W-Wait!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Crazy Keith!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Crazy Keith, wait!

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Mr Prank!- Beatrice! What are you doing, creeping about?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Is that ice cream?- What, this?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12HE SPLUTTERS

0:08:12 > 0:08:14M-Might be.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21OK. Superheroes need someone to save. Agreed?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Yeah-yeah!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26I can't see anyone who needs saving though, Nevvy.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Why don't you use your lugholes, mate?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31EARS BLEEP

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Angry Pants.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37What? No, we're not saving that dingo's doo-dah. Are we, Doris?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Hmm.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hmm.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41EARS BLEEP

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- HE GASPS - Yum-yum!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Ah! What can you hear, Super Nev?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Ohh! Now you're talking.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56- MR PRANK:- 'Now, listen.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00'I've got to hide my ice-cream business from Uncle "Snoopert"

0:09:00 > 0:09:05- 'so I'm hiding my tubs in there. - BEA:- Not in Barney's flat.'

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You're a marvel, Super Nev!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10BANGING FROM UPSTAIRS Bingo!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13There's Angry Pants and his... HE GASPS

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Didger me doo-dah!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Look at all that ice cream!

0:09:18 > 0:09:23So, you're telling me I can't hide my ice cream in Barney's flat?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Why is that, Beatrice?

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Er, because Uncle Snoop... Rupert is bound to go in there, isn't he?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Oh, yes, you're right. So where, then? Where?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35The cellar.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38No-one goes in there except you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Of course! Yes.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43A-And there's a freezer in the cellar. Well done, Beatrice.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Exactly. Come on - I'll help you move it.- Right.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Super Nev and Keith Lightning to the rescue.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Wackadoo!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I'm confused.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59You and me, buddy. We're going to rescue that ice cream

0:09:59 > 0:10:04- from the dark and lonely cellar. - Yum-yum! Ha-ha!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I'm getting a lump in my throat!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09HE RETCHES

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Yucky!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Sorry, Nevvy. Bit of a furball there.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Go, Keith Lightning!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21EARS BLEEP

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Hurry up, Nevvy! >

0:10:27 > 0:10:29HE CACKLES There you go, Mr Prank.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Your ice cream will be our little secret.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Well, thanks, Beatrice.

0:10:36 > 0:10:42My ice cream is now safe from Uncle Rupert and a certain blue bear.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44HE SNEEZES

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Just thinking about him brings on my allergies. Madness, I tell you.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55KEITH SNIFFS

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I can smell the ice cream from here.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Three, two, one. Whoa! - CRASH

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Arghhhh!- Shhh, Nevvy!

0:11:11 > 0:11:16It's me. Superheroes aren't supposed to be afraid of the dark.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- OK, Keith.- Come on.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Ah! Mundo problemo. Locked!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30No worries, Nevvy. Go, Keith Lightning!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32CRASH

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Wackadoo! Ha-ha!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Get your super teeth down this little lot, Super Nev.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Jibbidy-ya! Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Chilly. Not that superheroes feel the cold, obviously.

0:11:56 > 0:12:03- Mmm. Mission accomplished!- Yum-yum!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04NEV BURPS

0:12:04 > 0:12:07THEY LAUGH

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Excuse me.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10KEITH BURPS

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Ha-ha! Pardon me, Nevvy. RIPPING

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh no! I've split my cossie now.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- BEEPING - Uh-oh.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Is someone coming, Nevvy?- Yeah, yeah.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29I bet it's that old Angry Pants. We'd better get out of here.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Quick!

0:12:35 > 0:12:41Wackadoo! All that ice cream has piled on the pounds, Nevvy.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Stuck.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Ooohh!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50We're trapped.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Frightened.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Nev? Crazy Keith.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06What do you two look like?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Beetroot.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15You ate all of that ice cream. What were you thinking?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Just being superheroes, B.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22Super greedy more like. That ice cream wasn't yours to eat.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Sorry, Beetroot.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28You do know that true superheroes always right their wrongs.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Lost me there, B.- They use their super powers to fix their mistakes.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37If they'd eaten Mr Prank's ice cream, they'd replace it.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Well, that's a lot of ice cream to replace with only...

0:13:41 > 0:13:45one hour of super powers left! The dial's nearly at zero.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! - Don't panic, guys.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I have a plan.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58OK, less than half an hour to make three large batches of ice cream.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Are we ready?- Yes!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Go!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Great job, Keith(!)

0:14:25 > 0:14:29That's Keith Lightning.

0:14:29 > 0:14:34First batch of ice cream ready for fast freezing somewhere super cold.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Ideas?- Er...the North Pole. That ought to do it.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Go, Keith Lightning!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- How speedy is he, Nev? - Three, two, one.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47BEATRICE GASPS

0:14:47 > 0:14:50First batch of ice cream frozen at the North Pole.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Wow! You really do have super powers, Keith.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think I've got frost bite.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01- Let's freeze the second batch.- Keep an eye out for Angry Pants, Nevvy.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04BEEPING

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Wow! And you really have super powers too, Nev.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Love you, Beetroot.- Ready, Keith? - Aye-aye.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Go, Keith Lightning!

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Tidy your flat for Uncle Rupert. Put up the balloons for Uncle Rupert.

0:15:23 > 0:15:28Stand on your head for Uncle Rupert. Hello, what's this?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh! A stray tub of ice cream.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37What's that you say?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40All right then. I'll have a little taste.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42HE GIGGLES

0:15:42 > 0:15:47Delicious! Best batch I've ever made.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Right. Let's get you down to the cellar freezer.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02There you go. Another batch of ice cream freshly frozen. Streuth!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04No more North Pole for me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09It looks like you brought back part of the Artic instead, Keith.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Cuddly. - ROARING

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Argh! Keith, that's not even ice cream.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17You've brought back a baby polar bear.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Mama! Mama!- Poor thing. He want's his mummy.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Keith, you know what to do.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh, back to the North Pole again.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Come on, little fella. Go, Keith Lightning!

0:16:29 > 0:16:34We're nearly there, Nev. When he gets back, we can re-stock

0:16:34 > 0:16:35the cellar freezer.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- BEEPING - Uh-oh.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- What can you hear, Nev?- Angry Pants.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Shhh!

0:16:48 > 0:16:53Come on, little tub. Time to join your friends down in the cellar.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. - Wait for it.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59BEEPING

0:16:59 > 0:17:04GROANING

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Baby polar bear back with its m-m-m-mummy.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Last batch of ice cream f-f-f-frozen.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Ah!- And one very angry Mr Prank

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- coming up from the cellar and heading our way.- Eh?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- I'll get you for this, bear!- Ooh!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Angry Pants! Go, Keith Lightning!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Keith, you're about to lose your powers.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29ALARM BEEPS

0:17:37 > 0:17:39MR PRANK GROANS

0:17:40 > 0:17:45BEARRRR!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Zap me again, Nevvy. - Hello, Mr Angry Pants.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51HE SNEEZES

0:17:51 > 0:17:55I'll get you, you little blue toilet brush.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Now, Nevvy.- Come here.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I know what you've been up to in my cellar, you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17KEITH AND NEV GIGGLE

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Keith, why is Mr Prank frozen like that?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Wackadoo! I forgot! You can only make somebody a superhero

0:18:31 > 0:18:34if they've got some super inside them.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38That figures. Zap him again, see if he turns back to normal.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46Hurry! Mr Prank in that state and a messy flat - we're all in trouble.

0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Come along, a final spot check. Where are you?- Too late.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Uh-oh.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, Plank, there you are. Uncle Rupert's on his way.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Just don't stand there. Look lively, man!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05What are you wearing that silly costume for?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Answer me, man!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Quick, distract her.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Woof, woof, bah, bah.

0:19:15 > 0:19:21Oh, little Nevvy doggy. Treat?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23NEV WHIMPERS

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Wait for it. Wait for it. And go!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34On time, B, but I think it's jammed.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Good doggy!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Streuth!- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57I am Barbara Biceps on a superhero's mission

0:19:57 > 0:20:03to rescue you from him. MR PLANK: W-W-What have I done?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05BARBARA BICEPS: Stop snivelling, man!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11MR PLANK: What are you doing? Get off!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Barbara Biceps away!

0:20:18 > 0:20:22MR PLANK: Get off! Ow!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Phew!- Didger me doodah!- Woof, woof! Love you, Barbara!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Let's get this flat tidied up.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Thought you might need some super powers to help.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38THEY LAUGH

0:20:44 > 0:20:49You know what, Nev, I really enjoyed catching up with Uncle Rupert today.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54- Thanks for keeping the flat tidy. I knew I could rely on you.- Groovy.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Aunt Barbara was excited, wasn't she?

0:20:57 > 0:21:01You could tell when she ripped the front door off when she let him in.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Sleepy bear.- She was acting seriously weird today.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Did you see that outfit she was wearing?

0:21:08 > 0:21:13She gave Uncle Rupert a piggy back all the way to the station.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16HE YAWNS

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I didn't know that Aunt Barbara was strong.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22It was almost as if she had super strength.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27By the way, whatever happened to Keith's Superhero Me Machine?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Umm...I don't know.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Quick, everyone, look outside!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Wow!

0:21:43 > 0:21:48What a smasher! My very own Super Doris.