Doris of Doom

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22Hmm.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25I'll give you a clue. It's something big,

0:00:25 > 0:00:26it's round...

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Cake!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29No.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hmm.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Ah! Jam!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33No!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Ice cream!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Shall we save a bit of time? Stop guessing and just open it!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50What's that?

0:00:50 > 0:00:51It's a trampoline.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Tramp-e-lene?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Yeah. It's cool.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'll leave you to bounce. I've got to get to work.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59I wonder where Aunt Barbara and Melanie are.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come along, Melanie, dear.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Hey, speak of the devil. Hi, Aunt B. You all set, Mel?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Cool! A trampoline!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Erm...

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Tramp-e-lene, Smellanie.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I do hope we're not late, Barney.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Ah, we'll be fine, Aunt B.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20We can't wait to be extras at your TV studio!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Interesting, seeing as you've been telling me

0:01:22 > 0:01:23to get a proper job all these years.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28- A chimpanzee can be a presenter, Barney.- Actually, it's quite hard.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Melanie and I will be acting.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oh, the thrill of the grease paint!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36The smell of the crowd!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37CAR HORN BLARES

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Ooh!- Oh, that'll be the taxi.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Come on.- Come along, Melanie.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Superstardom awaits!

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Sci-fi thrillers just don't act themselves, you know!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Come on.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Let's have a bounce-off later, Nev.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I reckon I could bounce higher than you.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55No way, Jose!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Love you, Smellamie. - Love you too, Nev.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00See you later, Nev. Love you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02BOING! BOING!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Love...you...

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Barney...whoa!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07CRASH!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13THEY LAUGH AND WHOOP

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hey! The Barnster's come up trumps with this present, Nevvie!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18This is bonza!

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Groovy!

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Jumpin' jingos! You're turbocharged, Nevvie! Look at you go!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Jibbidy-ya! Love you, Crazy Keith!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hey, Doris, darl.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Fancy a quick jump?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Phew! I'm pooped, Nevvie!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Doris and I are feeling a bit peckish, Nevvie.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Hungry?- Yeah, but I know just what we feel like!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47A freezer of good old Angry Pants' best freshly-made ice cream!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Yummo!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Uh-oh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- KEITH GASPS - Ah!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55No worries, Nevvie!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57No-one locks out THIS koala!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Here you go, Doris!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Three, two, one,

0:03:05 > 0:03:07who bears, wins!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09BANG!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11NEV SCREAMS

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Groovy! - HE LAUGHS

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh!

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yeah! I saw this programme on TV about blowing stuff up.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24You know me, Nevvie.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Always like to broaden my horizons.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Hee-hee! Yum-yum!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Get your laughing gear round this, Doris!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35HEAVY FOOTSTEPS

0:03:35 > 0:03:37NEV GASPS Ice cream!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Daddy's here!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I've come to check you're nice and safe and cosy!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43NEV GASPS

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Diddling dingos! It's Angry Pants!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Leg it!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh!

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Doris!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Doris, run!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Doris, run!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Doris has come over all unnecessary!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Stay still, darl!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Make like a chameleon!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Try and blend in with the furniture!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07DOOR CREAKS OPEN

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Now...

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Ah!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hang on a minute!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15What?!

0:04:17 > 0:04:20My precious ice cream!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23My fortune!

0:04:23 > 0:04:29I'm doomed to be caretaker of this crummy block of flats forever!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30HE SNEEZES

0:04:30 > 0:04:35Hang on a minute. I smell a rat.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Or should I say, a pesky blue bear.

0:04:39 > 0:04:45When I get my hands on you, bear, I'm going to chew the other ear off!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46I'm going to...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hello!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What's this?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Uh-oh!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Does this belong to you, bear?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Be brave, Doris, love!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Smelly little wool-ball!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06KEITH GASPS AND GROWLS

0:05:06 > 0:05:10You take something of mine, bear, and I'll take something of yours!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13See how you like it! HE LAUGHS

0:05:13 > 0:05:14DOOR SLAMS

0:05:14 > 0:05:20Doris!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23BANDIT SNORES

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Wakey-wakey!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29BANDIT MEOWS AND SNARLS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31KEITH GASPS

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Here you are, Bandit! A plaything for ya!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Don't say I never give ya nothing. BANDIT MEOWS

0:05:37 > 0:05:40BANDIT SNIFFS Ah!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, didger-me-doodah!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Bandit's got the hots for my honey!

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Ah. My precious ice cream!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58My back-up supply was so cruelly snatched away.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00But at least you're all right!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Got you, Doris!

0:06:05 > 0:06:06BANDIT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY

0:06:06 > 0:06:09BANDIT GROWLS

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Put a sock in it, Bandit!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I gave you a present, didn't I?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Let me see.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Ten pound a tub, that's one, two, three...

0:06:21 > 0:06:23BANDIT GROWLS

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh, no, you don't!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27BANDIT GROWLS That's it! I've had enough!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, no! I've got to go!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'll be back for you, my darling!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Well, if you won't play nice,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38you can at least make yourself useful.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40BANDIT MEOWS QUIZZICALLY

0:06:40 > 0:06:43There's one sure way of stopping Neville

0:06:43 > 0:06:46from scoffing the rest of my ice cream stash.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48BANDIT MEOWS EVILLY

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, yes! I've got a brilliant plan! HE LAUGHS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54You know why?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Because I'm brilliant!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Come on, Bandit!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01BANDIT MEOWS AND GROWLS

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Oh! OK, Nevvie! You know how I'm fixed!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07If Angry Pants susses out that I live here, ahhh!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'll be chucked out on my ear!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh, so you gotta help me get my Doris back!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Aye aye, Captain!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19DOOR OPENS Bear!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Wackadoo!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, bring my baby home safe, Nevvie!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Please!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, there you are, bear!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Come on, Bandit! HE LAUGHS

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I know you scoffed my ice cream!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36But you won't be doing it any more!

0:07:36 > 0:07:41From now on, Bandit and I are going to keep our beady eyes on you

0:07:41 > 0:07:43all the time!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44NEV GASPS

0:07:44 > 0:07:47ANGRY PANTS LAUGHS All the t...

0:07:47 > 0:07:50HE SNIFFS Oh, bloomin' bear allergies!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53HE SNIFFS

0:07:53 > 0:07:55HE SNEEZES

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Yucky! - HE SPITS

0:08:04 > 0:08:07BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY AND KISSES DORIS

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Rrrrrr!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm going to get a few Z's in.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Don't take your eyes off the bear.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Poor Doris! Poor Crazy Keith!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25ANGRY PANTS SNORES

0:08:31 > 0:08:33BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Oh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Doris!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38BANDIT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY

0:08:38 > 0:08:40BANDIT AND NEV GROWL

0:08:44 > 0:08:47BANDIT AND NEV GASP

0:08:47 > 0:08:49BANDIT GROWLS

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ah! The sky's falling in!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54CRASH!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Doris! - BANDIT GROWLS

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Right, you motley pair!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04BANDIT MEOWS IN PANIC

0:09:04 > 0:09:06BANDIT MEOWS

0:09:06 > 0:09:10And stay in there till you've calmed down!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13And as for you, bear...

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Can't catch me! Ah! Sorry, Doris!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17ANGRY PANTS GROWLS

0:09:17 > 0:09:19NEV SCREAMS

0:09:19 > 0:09:21ANGRY PANTS LAUGHS EVILLY

0:09:21 > 0:09:23There!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26See how you like spending the whole day in the khazi!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30That'll teach you to nab my ice cream!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Right. How am I going to keep him trapped in there?

0:09:33 > 0:09:34HE LAUGHS

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Hmm. Hmm.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Ah!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Crazy Keith!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ah!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Oh, at this rate, we'll never get to save my Doris!

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53LOUD SNORING

0:09:53 > 0:09:54What's that?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Huh? Ha!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02- KEITH GASPS - Bonza!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Old Angry Pants has conked out!

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Ah, ha-ha! He's snoring like a bush hog on a hot day!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13This is our chance, Nevvie!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Let's go!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18KEITH GIGGLES

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- ANGRY PANTS SNORES - Doris!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24THEY GASP

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Oh, no! We're going to be stuck in that bathroom all day, Nevvie!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- NEV LAUGHS - Too right, bro!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Well, go get her, Nevvie boy!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Easy peasy!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Ooh, here you go!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50HE SIGHS

0:11:04 > 0:11:06ANGRY PANTS GROANS

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Wackadoo! Oh, he's squishing the life out of her!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Oh!- Wait a minute! I've got it!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- NEV GASPS - I've seen a rescue operation like this on the TV!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23HE GROANS

0:11:23 > 0:11:26OK, Nevvie! All clear!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Get in there and rescue my Doris!

0:11:29 > 0:11:31OK, Keith!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35You're a bonza mate, Nevvie!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39When Doris and I tie the knot, you'll be our best bear, won't ya?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh! Tip-taparoo!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44ANGRY PANTS WHIMPERS

0:11:44 > 0:11:46ANGRY PANTS WAILS

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Ah! Run!

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Whoa!

0:11:55 > 0:11:59I dreamt I was a monkey up a tree, and I fell out!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01HE MUMBLES

0:12:03 > 0:12:06BANDIT MEOWS LOUDLY

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Put a sock in it, Bandit!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11BANDIT MEOWS

0:12:11 > 0:12:12I'm rather peckish!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I think a mega triple-decker sarnie's in order!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yeah!

0:12:17 > 0:12:18HE LAUGHS

0:12:20 > 0:12:22HE SIGHS

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Listen to that, Nevvie!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Hmmm.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Nothing.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Exactly.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's just too quiet without Doris!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34KEITH BAWLS

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Oh, poor Crazy Keith!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Ah, would I give anything to hear her sweet voice right now!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Ah!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I miss her so much, Nevvie!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58There's only one thing for it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01You've got to launch an aerial attack!

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Jibbidy-ya!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06What are you looking at?

0:13:06 > 0:13:12I'm not going to let a bug-eyed bunny put me off my food.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, Doris! Whoa!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I'm getting a strange feeling about you, bunny!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Weren't you sitting up a minute ago?

0:13:25 > 0:13:26HE SHUDDERS

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Calm down, Pranky, get a grip!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31It's a stuffed doll!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35A stuffed doll?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37A stuffed doll?!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40HE SCREAMS

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Whoa!

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Oh.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Whoa!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50GLASS SMASHES

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Ah!

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Ah.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03Right, super-scary bunny doll.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08I'm going to make sure you never move a muscle ever again.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10HE LAUGHS EVILLY Sticky stuff!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13That'll sort you out. HE LAUGHS

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- KEITH GASPS - Wackadoo!

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Oh, how to break a koala's heart!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh! My poor loves!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ah!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I can't watch! Oh!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh, what fun, Melanie!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36I could be a TV extra any day of the week!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You did make a good scary zombie, Aunt Barbara.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43SHE MOANS MONOTONOUSLY

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Mmm!

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Mummy would say, "Don't let a daft dolly scare you, Andrew."

0:14:51 > 0:14:53HE LAUGHS

0:14:53 > 0:14:55THEY MOAN MONOTONOUSLY

0:14:56 > 0:14:59THEY LAUGH

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Oh, I know! Let's scare Nev.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04AND I can have another go on his trampoline.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08A doggy with a trampoline! Ridiculous!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Come on!

0:15:09 > 0:15:14CLANGING Ah! More weird stuff!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16ANGRY PANTS SCREAMS

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oops!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23HE SCREAMS Scary stuff everywhere!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28HE SCREAMS

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35But...how did you...?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37ANGRY PANTS SCREAMS

0:15:40 > 0:15:43What on Earth is wrong with the caretaker?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Er, hello?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Oh, yes, of course!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50SHE MOANS MONOTONOUSLY

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Can't scare me! Love you, Smellamie!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Cool costume, eh?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Hey, shall we have that bounce-off now?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Hmm. Smellamie first.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Go on! I want you to get out there

0:16:09 > 0:16:12and give those 'orrible zombies what for!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14BANDIT MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY

0:16:15 > 0:16:17BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Go on!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23BANDIT MEOWS LOVINGLY

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- AUNT BARBARA:- Well done, Melanie!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31You're a natural athlete, just like me!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Wait a minute! They're not zombies!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41BANDIT MEOWS

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Uh-oh!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47There's only one thing for it, Nevvie!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'm going to have to rescue Doris!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, Miss Barbara, sir... Er, ma'am.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Miss Melanie, I see you're sporting a new look today.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Yeah, it was for our TV debut.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Speaking of new looks, Plank,

0:17:01 > 0:17:03what are YOU wearing?!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Oh, this? Well, it's...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Anyway, do you like our costumes?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09HE SCREAMS

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Scared you, did we?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15BANDIT MEOWS

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, no you don't, Bandit!

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Nevvie! Distract them!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Aye aye, captain!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24NEV CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Woof woof!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27HE SCREAMS PIERCINGLY

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, Nevvie doggy's upset!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32HE SCREAMS PIERCINGLY

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Do something, Plank!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I've told you umpteen times before, he's not a doggy!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40He's a bear!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41One, two, three...

0:17:46 > 0:17:51AUNT BARBARA: Don't be so ridiculous! Bears are big and scary!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Nev is small and cute!

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Woof woof!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I've got you, Doris, darl!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00BANDIT MEOWS

0:18:02 > 0:18:04THEY GROAN AND GROWL

0:18:04 > 0:18:07AUNT BARBARA: You're a terrible caretaker...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12That's funny!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15You know, I've just thought of a way to end all this argy-bargy!

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Something I saw on TV.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Back in a tick!

0:18:19 > 0:18:20BANDIT MEOWS

0:18:21 > 0:18:23KEITH CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- GAME SHOW-STYLE MUSIC - Hi, guys!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Bruce Billabong here!

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Welcome to Bounce Or No Bounce!

0:18:32 > 0:18:37The game show where the biggest bouncer wins a bonza prize!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39MELANIE: Cool!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43And what a prize we have for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46A bouncy, beauty-licious Barney!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48MUSIC CUTS OUT

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Madam, if you'd care to take, er, care,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55of the prize money in question, please!

0:18:57 > 0:19:03And audience, please take your places for the show of a lifetime!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05APPLAUSE

0:19:08 > 0:19:11And first of all, a round of applause, please,

0:19:11 > 0:19:13for our bouncing bravehearts!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15BANDIT MEOWS

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Let the bounce-off...begin!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25BANDIT MEOWS

0:19:25 > 0:19:26DRUM ROLL

0:19:26 > 0:19:29BOING! BOING!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Meow!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35CRASH!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37GASPS

0:19:39 > 0:19:40BOING! BOING!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44GASPS

0:19:44 > 0:19:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:45 > 0:19:48GASPS

0:19:50 > 0:19:52CHANTING: Nevvie! Nevvie!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54BOING! BOING!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55AUDIENCE BOO

0:20:00 > 0:20:02BOING! BOING!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04CHANTING: Nevvie! Nevvie!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06GASPS

0:20:08 > 0:20:11CHEERING

0:20:11 > 0:20:14BOING! BOING!

0:20:14 > 0:20:15AUDIENCE BOO

0:20:18 > 0:20:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And the winner is...

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Nev!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Aw, yippee! I win, I win!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46CHEERING

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Gotta go! Photoshoot!

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Let's get you home, Doris! - KEITH LAUGHS

0:20:56 > 0:20:57NEV LAUGHS

0:20:57 > 0:21:01BANDIT MEOWS AND SPITS

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Nev, I am TIRED!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Took me ages to move that furniture from the bathroom door.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Too right, bro!- I can't work out how it got there, though.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- It's far too heavy for you to have put it there.- Sleepy bear!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- NEV SNORES - All right, then! Night, Nev!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21BOING! BOING!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Can you hear that noise?

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Hmm?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27It's good news, fellas!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30The docs reckon Doris will be out of hospital

0:21:30 > 0:21:33and straight back to her beauty-licious self in a week!

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Groovy!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Celebratory bounce, anyone?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Woo-hoo!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Wack-a-doo!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41SMASH!

0:21:41 > 0:21:42KEITH MOANS IN PAIN

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ring the hospital, Barnster,

0:21:44 > 0:21:48and see if there's any chance of a bed next to Doris!

0:21:48 > 0:21:50KEITH MOANS IN PAIN

0:21:50 > 0:21:52E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk