0:00:20 > 0:00:22- OK. To me.- To you, sir.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- To me.- To you a bit more.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26By the way, the hospital called,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Aunt Barbara should be out this afternoon.- I think it was...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I think it was... Mr Barney?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm over here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37I think it was her eyesight that caused the accident.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- This thing's hardly small enough to miss.- That's true.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- You'd be stupid to let this injure you.- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46THUD Ow!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48HE GROANS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50There should be fine. Thanks.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53HE GRUNTS Goodbye.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh! Oh!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ah, g'day, Nevvy. Watcha, Barnster.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Crazy Keith. - So, what's the special delivery?
0:01:03 > 0:01:08It's from Uncle Rupert. I'm looking after it until later on.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Let's have a gander inside.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Better not. Besides, you'd need a crow bar to get it...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..open.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Easy-peasy.- Wackadoo!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27An Egyptian Sarcophagus!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30That awesome. You two can look after it
0:01:30 > 0:01:32till the museum folk pick it up.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Oh, you can count on us, buddy.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I thought I could. I'm off to work. See you later.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Love you, Barney.- I love you too.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Oooh, what do you think that is down there, Nevvy?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Hmm... Socks?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Nah, reckon not, Nevvy.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Now, as my old mate, PC Stereotype, might say,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58"Well, well, well. What 'ave we got 'ere, then?"
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Hmm.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05- Confused.- Hieroglyphics, mate. Picture symbols to you and me.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08The language of ancient Egypt.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10NEV GROANS
0:02:10 > 0:02:13No worries though, I can read them.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- My great granddad used to be Tutankhamen's plumber.- Hmm.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18KEITH GASPS
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Wackadoo!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Know what these are, Nevvy? - Not socks.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Bang on, mate. Not in the slightest socks.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31These are ancient Egyptian comedy folk songs
0:02:31 > 0:02:35arranged for stylophone and voice.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- BOTH GASP - No way, Hose.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Oh, we've just got to have a bash at these.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Three, two, one, boom!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# Hear me, hear me
0:02:48 > 0:02:49# Oh magic do your work
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Hoo ha-ha ha-ha
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Oh magic do your work
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# Awake awake No longer shall he sleep
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Hoo ha-ha ha-ha
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# No longer shall he... #
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's a weird sense of humour
0:03:03 > 0:03:05these ancient Egyptians have got.
0:03:05 > 0:03:11Never mind. There's probably a really funny bit in verse two.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Three, two, one...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Arise, arise
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# For he shall walk again
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Hoo ha-ha ha-ha
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# He shall walk again... #
0:03:21 > 0:03:22THUNDER CLAPS
0:03:22 > 0:03:25# Arise, arise For he shall walk again
0:03:25 > 0:03:26# Hoo ha-ha... #
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# He shall walk again. #
0:03:28 > 0:03:30NEV SCREAMS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33'Ere, what's the matter, mate?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Are you worried about that B chord coming up?- Hand...there!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ay? What hand? Where?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- You must have been seeing things. - No, no, no, no!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Come on, come on, you'll be fine. Here we go.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# Rise up, rise up
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- THUNDER CLAPS - # Once more into this world
0:03:54 > 0:03:55# Hoo, ha-ha, ha-ha
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# Once more into this world
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Rise up, rise up
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- # Once more into this this world - Hoo, ha-ha, ha-ha
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Once more into this world... #
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- NEV GASPS - Uh-Oh.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09DOOR CREAKS
0:04:09 > 0:04:12What happened to the music, mate?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14H-h-h-hand...th-th-there!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Oh, come on, Nevvy!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Ha! There's no hand. Like I said, you were just...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22MUFFLED MUSIC
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Seeing things?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29ANGELIC CHORDS
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Wacka...doo!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35NEV SCREAMS
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Crazy Keith, help!
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Oh! Relax, Nevvy, there's nothing to get your straws in a stew over.
0:04:46 > 0:04:53- B-b-b-but mummy b-b-b-ad. - No, no, no, not this one, mate.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57There's an old Australian bushman's proverb, it goes,
0:04:57 > 0:05:02"Mummies who are bad never play stylophone."
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- This here is obviously one of the good guys.- Hmm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09STYLOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:09 > 0:05:10MUMMY GROANS
0:05:13 > 0:05:15LAUGHTER
0:05:15 > 0:05:17ALL LAUGH
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, yeah. For solid entertainment, you just can't beat
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Animals Do The Daftest Things.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28MUMMY GROANS
0:05:28 > 0:05:30ALL LAUGH
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Jam sandwiches and cats looking stupid!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Oh, talk about the finest things in life, eh?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Tip-top-eroo.- Plus being with your best mates, of course.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Aw, nothing beats that.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Barney, are you in there?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51KEITH GASPS
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Crazy Keith, hide.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56KEITH PANTS
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Barney?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00MUMMY GROANS
0:06:00 > 0:06:02ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Strewth, Nevvy! I think our Jason has found his Kylie.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Mummy loves Barbara. Kissy, kissy.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17MUSIC STOPS Who the blazes are you?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Huh?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20GASPS
0:06:20 > 0:06:22MUMMY GROANS
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Wackadoo!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Do I know you?
0:06:35 > 0:06:41Oh, bloomin' bandages. I can't see a thing without my glasses.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Well, speak up, man. Who are you?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46MUMMY GROANS
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Not from around these shores, eh?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Probably some show-business friend of Barney's, I suppose.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Well, as he's not here, I'll be off.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58MUMMY GROANS
0:07:02 > 0:07:06What the devil do you think you're up to, man?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07MUMMY GROANS
0:07:07 > 0:07:12Oh, yes, I often have this effect on men.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Sorry, but you're not my type.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Goodbye.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22HE GROANS
0:07:22 > 0:07:25HE SOBS
0:07:30 > 0:07:32THEY CRY
0:07:37 > 0:07:40This is totally breaking a koala's heart.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Poor Mummy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Poor Mummy? Poor us. He's eating all our ice cream.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50We've got to get them two together, and quick.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Yeah, yeah.- They're made for each other. He already loves her.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00We just need to make her fall in love with him. But how?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02DOG BARKS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Chopstick!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09Of course. We get Mummy boy here to save Chopsy the dog from danger,
0:08:09 > 0:08:13and Aunt Barbara will totally fall in love then.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20PHONE RINGS
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Hello?- Hello. Is that Miss Barbara?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yes. Who is this?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Scoop McScoop here, reporter from the Daily Wackadoo.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Now, what can you tell us about
0:08:43 > 0:08:46the recent heroic rescue of your stolen dog, ma'am?
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Stolen dog? Oh, there must be some mistake.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54My Chops is right here...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Good gravy! Chops is gone!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ah. South American dognappers.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02But don't worry -
0:09:02 > 0:09:07I just saw a mysterious hero swoop in and save your dog.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I'm watching him now. He ain't out of the woods yet, though.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh! Oh, no!
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- What? What's happening?- Hoards of native warriors, that's what,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21chasing him with bows and arrows.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Whoo-whoo-whoo! - Oh, no, they've got him.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Whoo-whoo-whoo! - Oh, hang on. Strewth!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31He is still going. Oh, what a guy!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, no!
0:09:33 > 0:09:39Please, please don't let them hurt my little Chopsy Wopsy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Don't lose hope. He's nearly through and heading your way.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Almost there, and yes! He made it! Oh, what a guy!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51BARKING
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, my Chopsy Wopsy Woo.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, you saved my Ickle Diddums.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04How can I ever thank you?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06HE GRUNTS
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Most kind. After what you did for my Chops,
0:10:11 > 0:10:15it is I who should be treating you to dinner.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16HE GRUNTS HAPPILY
0:10:18 > 0:10:25Buddy, for someone who's 5,000- years-old, you are looking smooth!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29And, Nevvy, cue lovey-dovey music.
0:10:29 > 0:10:35LOVEY-DOVEY MUSIC
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Oh, you've hired a delightful musician.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Bring on the vintage cherry cola.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55FIZZ!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Oh! Argh!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01HE GASPS
0:11:01 > 0:11:04All units alert! We have a situation.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Deploy emergency napkin. Repeat - deploy napkin.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12HE GRUNTS
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Oh, accidents will happen, eh?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Phew-y! Nice recovery, mate.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Operation Love Match is back on.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29LOVEY-DOVEY MUSIC CONTINUES
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh!
0:11:42 > 0:11:48- Oh, thank you.- OK, Mummy boy. Prep lips and go smoocheroo.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And cue fireworks.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Evening.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Wait a minute! Who are you?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22This is my job, this is. I'm the caretaker!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23HE ROARS
0:12:23 > 0:12:27HE SCREAMS
0:12:27 > 0:12:28HE SHOUTS
0:12:28 > 0:12:33There's two of them. Oh, please. Please don't hurt me.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37You can have anything you want. I've got a new head for that mop.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's all yours. Please, don't hurt me, please.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44What are you blathering on about, Prank? It's me!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Miss Barbara, sir? Er, ma'am.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Oh, get up, you idiot. I want a word with you anyway.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Oh.- This is George, my fiance.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Your what?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03You're getting married to that?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07I shall perform the marriage ceremony myself tonight.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Wait a minute. You can't marry yourself.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I happen to be a qualified minister
0:13:13 > 0:13:16in the High Church of the Convenient Coincidence.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Yeah, but Miss Barbara... - And after George and I are married,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- we'll have no further use of you, Prank.- What?
0:13:25 > 0:13:30You see, George, as well as being handsome and chivalrous,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33is also a very able odd-job man.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37But your fiance is a monster.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39GEORGE GRUNTS
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Bag, George.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Ow!- Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Clear your things up, Prank. You're fired
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah, but it's...
0:13:54 > 0:13:58HE GRUNTS
0:13:58 > 0:14:02THEY GASP
0:14:02 > 0:14:05DANCE MUSIC
0:14:05 > 0:14:10Oh, didger-me-doodah. Talk about bonus features, Nevvy.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- No more angry pants.- Tip-tap-a-roo!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16We just need somebody to invent
0:14:16 > 0:14:21triple-decker jam-sandwich flavour ice cream and our world is complete.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?- Huh?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32What? Oh! Argh
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Crazy Keith! Oh!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Argh!
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Oh! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Waaah! Aw!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Ow! Oh! You big...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Whoa!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Aw, strewth!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57What's the game, mummy boy?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oi!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Eh?
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- KEITH SNIFFS - Oh, right! That's it!
0:15:16 > 0:15:20VACUUM POWERS DOWN Huh?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Where's the keys?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You better tell us what's going on or so help me, I'll...
0:15:28 > 0:15:32That's one of Aunt Barbara's to-do lists. So what?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37"Get rid of mice, rats and other vermin."
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- KEITH GASPS - Vermin?! I ain't vermin!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44W-W-Will you...? Hang on a minute.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50W-W-Wait... Nevvy!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Aaargh!- Oh.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Ow! Oh!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, wallopin' wallabies.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00You traitor!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02You turncoat... Waaah!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- CLATTERING - Ow!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You big bandaged bully boy!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- KEITH BLOWS A RASPBERRY - Oh.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Mummy boy turning on his mates like that.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah! It's Barbara I feel sorry for.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26- Oh, Bra-bra.- Yeah. She's marrying that fickle pile of rags
0:16:26 > 0:16:28and if he dumps his best buddy so quickly,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31how long will it be before he dumps her?
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- We've got to stop that wedding, Nevvy. We've just got to.- Hm.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Oh! I know, I know!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43MR PRANK SOBS
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Ah, Plank. I knew you'd still be there.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Get a move on. The sooner you're out of here, the better.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yes, Miss Barbara, sir...
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Ma'am! Right away, Miss Barbara, ma-am.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Oh! T-T-There's more of you?!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Chill, dude whose pants are angry.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- For no harm to you will come. - No way, Jose!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14NEV HOWLS
0:17:14 > 0:17:16(Easy on the spooky voice, mate.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19(Remember, we're mummies, not ghosts.)
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- OK.- But what do you want?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Our brother mummy dude has gone astray, see?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29We want him back!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Oh, you mean George? He got me fired, he did.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Yeah, he did. You're right! - THEY LAUGH
0:17:36 > 0:17:41BOOMING VOICE: But do as we say and maybe Miss Barbara will dump George,
0:17:41 > 0:17:47then he whose pants are angry will get his job back and stuff.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Stuff! Woo-oo!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Ooo-ooh!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:57 > 0:17:59All units standby.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02We're ready to go hot.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03T minus three...
0:18:03 > 0:18:07two, one! Go Operation Yummy Mummy.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12- LOVEY-DOVEY MUSIC PLAYS - Oh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh!
0:18:23 > 0:18:27For the love of Rolf! Is that the best he can do?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30He shimmies like a dodgy washing machine.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- BOOMING VOICE: - You want him to kiss you, mate.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Not change a drive belt.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Give him the old Tutankhamen. - DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Waah!- Oh!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Strewth, Nevvy.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Look at him!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- I've seen more alluring roadkill. - Too right, bro.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56More hip wiggling. Repeat, more hip wiggling.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Not so much hip wiggling.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Now you're talkin'! Nice one!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30GEORGE MOANS CONTENTEDLY
0:19:30 > 0:19:32What on earth?!
0:19:34 > 0:19:35NEV GASPS
0:19:35 > 0:19:36GEORGE WAILS
0:19:41 > 0:19:47Why, George, you two-timing monster!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I should have known.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51AUNT BARBARA SOBS
0:19:51 > 0:19:53The wedding is off!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57If I see either of you in here again,
0:19:57 > 0:19:58I'll set Chops on you!
0:19:58 > 0:20:02BARKING, GROWLING
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Ha-ha! Yeah! Bandage brain, in your face!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08MR PRANK CACKLES
0:20:08 > 0:20:11HE STOPS LAUGHING
0:20:11 > 0:20:15W-W-When I say "bandage brain"...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17GEORGE WAILS
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Ha-ha!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Ha-ha!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26I reckon our job's done here. Time we were out of here.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Yeah, yeah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Aaargh!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33TWANG!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Ha-ha! Yes! Got you!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40And all thanks to those little mummy brothers of yours.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44It's all right, guys, you can come out now.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Guys?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Little mummy guys?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53When I turned round to see where they were,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57those two teeny, tiny Egyptian mummy guys were gone.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Well, that's some story, Mr Prank. - Yes.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02So I just waited for the museum people
0:21:02 > 0:21:05to take that stupid sarcophagus away.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- Aunt Barbara gave you your job back? - Yes. I'd better get the rubbish out.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Bin day tomorrow, Mr Barney. Cheerio!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Bye.- Bye-bye.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18"Teeny, tiny Egyptian guys"?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Um...- Yeah, all right.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Guilty as charged.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27It's unbelievable what happens while I'm at work.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- I'm off to bed. Night, boys. - Night.- Night, Barney.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Um...the bed sheets? Where are my bed sheets?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, yeah.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40We had to shred them to make the mummy costumes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Yeah, yeah. Shred.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Wah!- Eh? What?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oi!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52What's going on?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Bin day tomorrow.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I've got to get all my stuff in before the binmen take it.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I could do with a hand here, guys.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08KEITH AND NEV LAUGH