0:00:00 > 0:00:02MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:27Triple Choco Bongo Balls. Tasty cereal for my fave cuzzy-wuzzy!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- There you go, Nev. - Love you, Barney.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Well, what about a bacon and egg sandwich?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Sunny side up.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Swimming in grease.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Just what a top TV presenter needs for brekkie.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yeah, I'm not hungry.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51You're not scared about today's skydive are you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oh, excuse me!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58I mean, jumping out of a plane miles above the ground
0:00:58 > 0:01:00can make anyone queasy.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oh, no, no, no, no! Aaah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hey, hey. It's OK. Don't worry about it.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I'm a TV presenter. It'll be cool. I'm not scared.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Too right, bro.
0:01:11 > 0:01:17You so are scared. Anyway, you're only doing it to impress Beatrice.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22I am not! It was my idea. I had to talk her into doing it, didn't I?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Erm... Do-do-doo-do-do-do-doo!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Morning, all! - Beetroot!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33I am so glad I talked you into doing this skydive, Barney.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- Yeah. It'll be as easy as falling off a log.- Or out of a plane!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Nice one, Mel.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Can we stop talking about me jumping out of planes, please?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46You're scaring Nev!
0:01:46 > 0:01:51We're leaving in 10 minutes. I'll see you out the front.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Scaredy!- Not!- Are!- Not!- Are! - Not!- Are!- Not!- Are!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56NEV BURPS
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, nice one, Nev!
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- Keith! - Wackadoo! That sounds like Beatrice.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09It is Beatrice. Can't you see me?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13All I can see is a skellybob through these X-Ray specs!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Come off it, Keith. They're not real X-Ray specs!- Really?
0:02:18 > 0:02:24Ah, I can see you went with a sausage belt-stretcher for brekkie.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27What are you staring at Mr Prank's wall for then?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Old Angry Pants has been secretly stocking up ice cream supplies.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37I've got brain freeze just thinking about it. Wackadoo!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Who's there? Who is it?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's just me, Mr Prank.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, I thought I heard that blue bear.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47No bear here.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I've taken a big delivery of ice cream for my business
0:02:50 > 0:02:54and I don't want anyone else to know about it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- You just told me. - Oh, yeah. I did, didn't I?
0:02:58 > 0:03:03That bear's up to something. I think he's planning a surprise attack.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06If he isn't, I am!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Everything alright, Beatrice? - Yes, just leaning.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13All this silence is a trick, you know.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16They're trying to lure me away from my soft scoop,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20trying to lull me into a false sense of social security.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Mr Prank, you're just being paranoid.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26THINGS FALLING INSIDE THE HOUSE
0:03:27 > 0:03:32You did actually did see Mr Prank's ice cream through his wall?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yep, as plain as the nobbles on a cookie's back.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40That ice cream's got Keithy's name written all over it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41HE SLURPS
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- Did you hear it that time, Bandit? - Eh? No.- Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57What about then?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Eh? No!
0:04:00 > 0:04:06Exactly. Silence. You know what silence means, don't you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Silence equals a scheming blue bear
0:04:11 > 0:04:17trying to rob my freezer of its ice cream. That's what that means!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21I can't bear the silence any more.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23PAN PIPES PLAY ON RADIO
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Oh. Oh, that's alright.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28CAT MEOWS
0:04:28 > 0:04:32RADIO: Are you struggling to keep your ice cream supply
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- safe from a blue bear? - What?
0:04:34 > 0:04:39RADIO: Need a new way to keep the little blue furball out of your flat?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Take up karate!- Karate?
0:04:41 > 0:04:47RADIO: Karate - the best way to fight back!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Well, it's worth a try, I suppose.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53RADIO: Teach yourself karate
0:04:53 > 0:04:57by listening carefully to our next programme.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59RADIO: In the event of injury,
0:04:59 > 0:05:03the radio station accepts no responsibility.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Tips may not be bought, sold or modified at any time.
0:05:07 > 0:05:13Karate does not help those with the onset of paranoia!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Nev, stop worrying. It's really safe.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I'm going to need them, by the way. Thank you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Besides, mate, people skydive all the time.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You're right, bro.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yeah, how hard can it be to plummet to earth like a dart?!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Don't you have a school to get to, Melanie?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You are so scared, cuz.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41You are sooo going to be late for school.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45There's your bag. Thanks very much. Off you go. Goodbye.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Now!- RADIO: Attention all schoolchildren
0:05:48 > 0:05:52who've just been told they're sooo late for school!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- RADIO: School's out for today. - What?
0:05:56 > 0:06:01RADIO: I said there's no school today. School has been cancelled.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05RADIO: Here's a wicked tune to celebrate.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- Jibbidy-ya!- Shake it for me, Nev. School's out and I don't care!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Silence!
0:06:26 > 0:06:32- I hear school has been cancelled. - Yes, Aunt Barbara.
0:06:32 > 0:06:40Let me assure you lessons will be taking place right here, right now.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44What? But this is Barney's flat.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
0:06:51 > 0:06:54This is my classroom.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55HEAVENLY NOISE
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Groovy! Woo!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Well, this all looks great, but I've got a plane to catch.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Love you, Barney. - Love you too, mate.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Oh, I'll be fine. Yeah, I'll be fine.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Of course you will. You'll be sitting in class doing your work.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- No, I've...- Now sit!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Melanie?- Here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Harwood?- Uh, here.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Little Nevvy Wevvy?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Woof-woof!
0:07:40 > 0:07:47Oh, old Angry Pants is watching his ice cream like a hawk! Uh!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49BANGING NOISE
0:07:49 > 0:07:54I can't budge those floorboards. His freezer's sitting on them.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56There's no way in.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I'm no quitter, Doris. You know that!
0:08:02 > 0:08:09It's time... to unleash... the Keithy Catapult!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I've been working on this little beauty for weeks and...
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Ha-ha-ha! Watch closely now, Dor.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Here's little me, Doris, yearning for ice cream.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What's this? Oh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I'm flying! I'm walking in the air!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Once I'm on the chimney, it's down into the flat of Pants
0:08:32 > 0:08:36and "Hello, mint choc chip." Ha-ha! Any questions?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Ah, I'm glad you asked me that!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45How am I going to get up and down without bruising my doodah?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Well, on a bungee attached to my Keithy Catapult, of course.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's the Aussie way.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Sure there are risks.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57But think of the rewards.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01KEITH SCREAMS
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I'm fine. Fine!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Eyes front. Let's start with some jolly verbal reasoning.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:18If a vicar ate three doughnuts and two eclairs,
0:09:18 > 0:09:22how many yum-yums would he leave for the nuns?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25This is not happening!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Aunt Barbara, I've really got to go.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32You should've gone before class started, Harwood. Sit!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Oh-oh-oh-oh! - Yes, Nevvy?!
0:09:35 > 0:09:41- Woof-woof. - Correct. The answer is none.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43The vicar ate all the yum-yums.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Aunt Barbara, I've got to go and jump out of a plane.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Sit down, Harwood, and it's Miss! Call me Miss!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Don't listen to the disruptive boy, little Nevvy Wevvy!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Teacher's pet!
0:10:00 > 0:10:07Every teacher needs a pet. Nevvy's mine. Treat Nevvy?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Wait for it. Wait for it. And go!
0:10:12 > 0:10:18- Woof-woof!- Good doggie. Now you can go and get the drinks ready.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21You are now officially the class milk monitor.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Jibbidy-ya!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Where do you think you're going, Harwood? Playing truant, hey?
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Not on my watch!- I've got to jump out of a plane. It's for charity.
0:10:33 > 0:10:39Oh, for charity now, is it? Is there no end to your tedious excuses?
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Sorry, Aunt... I miss Miss! Sorry, Miss. Sorry, Miss.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54The silence is deafening.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Get our of my head, bear!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yeee-woo-ha!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Wooo-ha!
0:11:01 > 0:11:08OK, bear. You think you can break me? You've got another thing coming!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16You want my ice cream?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22You but it like everybody else!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Wooo-ha!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Aaaaah!- Mr Prank, are you OK?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh-oh-oh! Ouch!
0:11:30 > 0:11:36Oh! Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44OK, Doris. Prepare to launch.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49And, er... If anything were to happen...
0:11:49 > 0:11:53That is, if this boomerang doesn't come back,
0:11:53 > 0:11:58I hope you'll always have a place in your heart that bounces for me?!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Right, pull the lever, Doris.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04DRUM ROLL
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'm ready. Pull it, Doris!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Oh, how could I be so insensitive?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Of course you can.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16You don't want to risk losing your little Keithy, do you? Oh!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21I'm going to need someone else to fire the Keithy Catapult.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Someone with a steady hand and a love of ice cream.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Ha-ha-ha-ha! Of course! Nev!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Nevvy?! Little Nevvy?!
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Do-do-doo-do-do-do-do-do-doo!
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yum-yum.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Thanks, Nev. - Mm-mm.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# Do-do-dood-do-do.# Yum-yum!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52SPLASH
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Thanks, Nev(!)
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Good little Nevvy doggie! - Woof woof!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- NEVILLE SINGS - Nevvy! Nevvy! I need you to...
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Beetroot! - Come back!
0:13:09 > 0:13:14What are you doing? We'll be late if we don't leave. What's this?
0:13:14 > 0:13:20I'll tell you what this is, this is a very late naughty girl!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- What? - Sit down and study.
0:13:23 > 0:13:29- Barney's got a charity skydive. - Skydive whydive?
0:13:29 > 0:13:35You'll all be in for the skyjump if you don't stop this fibbing!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43LAUGHTER
0:13:45 > 0:13:51Now let's see you get in there and pinch the ice-cream, bear!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- SNEEZES - He's here. Somewhere near.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00He's setting off my allergies.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03ALL: Three times four is twelve.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06ALL: Four times four is sixteen.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Good girl, Beatrice. - Thank you, miss.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- BOING - Don't do that, Melanie.
0:14:16 > 0:14:22Right, bear. My nemesis. It's time to face up, it's time to face-off.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Ahh. For the honour of ice-cream.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Aaaaiiee!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ah! Ow. CRASH
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Come on then, bear. Just me and you. Man to bear.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh. Miss Barbara, sir. Ooh, ma'am.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Master Plank has decided to grace us with his presence.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48BANG
0:14:48 > 0:14:51AAH! What are you doing?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Don't answer back, boy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58There's always one trouble maker in class, and you're it.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Ow. Aw.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- How are we going to get away? - Don't know but we must do it fast.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06That plane won't wait forever.
0:15:06 > 0:15:12As I was saying, Nevvy, do you fancy eating your own weight in ice-cream?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yum-yum!
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Right then, let me introduce you to a friend of mine.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Huh? What's that? - My Keithy Catapult.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Groovy!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30It's quite simple. When I say, "Go," pull that lever.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Easy-peasy. - No! I'm not tied to the bungee yet!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Waa-aaah! - Uh-oh.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- CRASH - Mundo problemo.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Good gravy! There's a hole in my black board.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Aww.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Who did it? Who vandalised school equipment?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57No-one's going to split, eh?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01The old playground code.
0:16:01 > 0:16:08Well, codes are like eggs - perfect for cracking.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Hands on heads.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Strewth!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18MOUTHS
0:16:18 > 0:16:22What is it, Harwood? Have you something to share?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Well, I...
0:16:23 > 0:16:29When I find out who vandalised my board, I'll make sure the culprit
0:16:29 > 0:16:32never sees the inside of my classroom again!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Never sees the inside of her classroom again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Um...I did it, miss.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- What? - I might have known.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50And I did it too.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Yeah. We both did it. - You didn't touch it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Oh yes we did. I broke the blackboard and Beatrice did, too.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- I am so guilty. - Actually, I did it, too.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Can I be expelled? - Oh, oh! It was me! I did it!
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- I want to be expelled. - SILENCE!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Beatrice and Harwood. Get out of my sight.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18BOTH: Yes, miss!
0:17:19 > 0:17:25- Wh-wh-what about us, miss? - Detention.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Here I am. - Oh. Hey, Nev.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- You've come to see us off? - Wouldn't miss it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42You're shaking like a wallaby's wobble board! Hah hah!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Yeah. I'm a little bit nervous.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Poor Barney. - He'll be fine.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- MWAH! - Love you, beetroot.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- See you, Nev. - Miss you, Barney.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Right, Nev. We've got work to do.
0:17:59 > 0:18:05With Angry Pants in detention, we've got ice-cream to eat. To my lair!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Away we go.
0:18:08 > 0:18:20- When can we go, miss? - I've got to check on my ice...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I've, erm, got some caretaking to do.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You'll got when I say so!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Time to do some brain teasers.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35If I had four apples and three oranges in one hand,
0:18:35 > 0:18:42and four apples and eight oranges in the other hand, what would I have?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Very big hands! LAUGHS
0:18:46 > 0:18:52Oh, I do like a spot of fun at the end of the school day!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54LAUGHS
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Right, let's have a little looksie.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02We must get it right if we're to get down Angry Pants' chimney.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- A little to the right, Nevvy. - Hmm.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Dum-de-dum-dum-daa. #
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Um, no. A little to the left.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- NEV STRAINS - # Dum-de-dum-dum-daa. #
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Perfect! All systems go, Nev. To the chimney!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Next stop, Angry Pants' freezer!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Aye-aye, captain. - DRUMROLL
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Don't forget to feed the woodworm, Doris.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Three, two, one.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Waah! - Cheerio!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Uh-oh. Wah! - BOING
0:19:38 > 0:19:40CRASH
0:19:40 > 0:19:44'I think I might have miscalculated!'
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Wo-o-oah!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Aargh! Barney! Beetroot!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54BOTH: Wo-o-oah!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What are you two doing here?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Dropping in on Angry Pants for a bite to eat.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Ice-cream!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Look! We can see our house from here!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Chimney! - Well spotted, Nevvy. Time to go.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Three, two, one. - BOTH: Wo-o-oah!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14SHOUTING
0:20:14 > 0:20:17CRASH
0:20:17 > 0:20:19CLOCK TICKS
0:20:21 > 0:20:26And finally, who can end the following well-known phrase,
0:20:26 > 0:20:29"What goes up must come..."
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Down. - BANG
0:20:32 > 0:20:35SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Er, right. Class dismissed.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43As easy as falling off a log.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51SCREAMS
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Eugh. Some things should never be seen.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Oh no!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02NEV SHOUTING AND LAUGHING
0:21:04 > 0:21:06My ice-cream!
0:21:07 > 0:21:12I'll get you, b-b-bear! Rawr.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16MAKES AEROPLANE NOISES
0:21:16 > 0:21:20You know what, Nev, I think from now on, I'll keep my feet on the ground.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25- No more skydiving for me. - Me too.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Mate, you shouldn't have eaten Mr Prank's ice-cream. It wasn't yours.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I know, I know. Sorry, Barney.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- CREAKING - Wagga-do!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Keith! That's my pizza, bring it back.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42NEVILLE LAUGHS
0:21:43 > 0:21:45BRIAN LAUGHS
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Whee! Hoo-hoo!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Hasta la pizza, baby!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd.