Nev the Bear Wizard

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24"The young wizard couldn't sleep that night,

0:00:24 > 0:00:29"so he lay and he wondered, would he ever be safe from the Evil One?"

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Aaaaagh!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33All right, Nev, time for sleep.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35No, more, more!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Sorry, mate, I've got to be up early for work in the morning.- Oh!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Oh, more, more, Mr Barney, sir.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- We want to know what happens next, don't we, Shelly?- We do!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I forgot you were here.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Mr Prank, isn't it time you went back to your own flat?- Angry pants!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Yes, very funny, Bear(!)

0:00:54 > 0:00:57SNEEZES Oh, bloomin' bear allergies!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Don't forget me.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Oh, I want to stay snuggled up here.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Mr Prank, you can read the story to Postie yourself.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE JABBERS

0:01:10 > 0:01:13The thing is with that, Mr Barney, sir, is

0:01:13 > 0:01:14some of the words are rather long.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19WOMAN SHOUTS > Oh, that's your Aunt Barbara, sir.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Barbara.- She'll want me to do some job or other.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26SHOUTING > Quick, hide!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31If I stay very, very still...

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Oh, there you are. You still haven't fixed my kettle.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I'm sorry about that, Miss Barbara, sir...er, ma'am.

0:01:41 > 0:01:48How can I make my low-cal detox tea without a kettle?!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'll fix it right away.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't care less!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Move it!- I'll fix it now. I'm going to fix it, all right?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, poor Mr Prank!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I suppose I'd better be going too.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Can't wait to hear the rest of the story tomorrow.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Actually, I rather like the Evil One.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11He sounds very handsome.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Love you, Postie!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Barney, more, please?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Sorry, mate, I really need my sleep.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Never mind.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Tell you what, tomorrow morning you can have ice cream for breakfast.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Groovy! Yum-yum!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Right, night, Nev.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Night, Barney.- Ah, night, fellas!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Strewth, Doris, that's a pity.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45No more stories from up top till tomorrow night.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Lights out, doll?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Yeah, too right! To keep looking bonza,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54crazy Keith needs his beauty sleep.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59YAWNS

0:03:03 > 0:03:05TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:03:08 > 0:03:11SNORING

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Huh?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Barney, Barney! Wakey-wakey!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hmm.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25SIGHS

0:03:28 > 0:03:30TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

0:03:32 > 0:03:34What's that?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh...spooky.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Wahh!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Aaargh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Aaaargggh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, Potty!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30A-A-A-tchoo!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Gosh-a-doo!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Aaargh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34- CRASH! - Ouch!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, crazy Keith!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Nevvy Potter, what are you talking about?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44My name is Keithione and I'm quite the smartest girl

0:04:44 > 0:04:47here at the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51So, you see, I'm not crazy at all. I am terribly sensible.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Confused.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Don't be silly. You are Nevvy Potter, the bear who lived.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Huh?- You're the chosen one. I'm Keithione.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06We're pupils at the School of Magic and Magic Stuff,

0:05:06 > 0:05:10where we do magic things all the time. What's confusing about that?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Um...Doris?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Not Doris, Ronnis.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18He's still in the dorm sleeping. He's terribly lazy and annoying.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22I'd better jolly well go and get him. Wait here.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Oh.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Toodle-pip!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Ronnis! Wakey-wakey!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Whoa-oa-oa-oah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh! Ronnis!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, Ronnis, do wake up.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh, come on, you can't stay there all day.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42I'm frightened.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Keithione?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Ahh!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I am Lord Valdiprank, the meanest and most evil wizard

0:06:00 > 0:06:03the world has ever known. Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- Aaarrrggghhh!- And I have the longest robes. Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Frightened.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ah, if it isn't Nevvy Potter.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Just the bear I've been looking for.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20You will remain trapped in here for ever!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Why?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Why? Well, I'm the baddy, and that's how it works.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28OK, Mr Baldipants.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30SNEEZES

0:06:30 > 0:06:36For I, Lord Valdiprank, want all your blue bear wizard fur.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41- No way, Jose!- Yes way, Nevvy Potter, for you are the bear that lived

0:06:41 > 0:06:45and your fur will make Valdiprank ice cream so sought after

0:06:45 > 0:06:50that I will be richer than rich. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Mmm, ice cream, yum-yum!

0:06:52 > 0:06:58Blue bear fur ice cream - yummy-yummy!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00No, no, no, no!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Ah-ah!

0:07:01 > 0:07:07So, the bear that lived has to run because he has no wand, I see.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Help!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Ha-ha! This is going to make getting all your blue fur a doddle.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Oh, no want! Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Me and my incredibly long robes are having a very lucky day.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Can't scare me! - BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Atchoo!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Can't catch me!- Come here!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Aaaargghh! Bear!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Aaargh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh, mundo problemo. Door gone!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yes, the door is gone,

0:07:41 > 0:07:45gone because I, Lord Valdiprank, cast a spell on the door.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Nevvy Potter, you can never go home.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, frightened.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Ohhhh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Stupid robes! Happens every time.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Mind you, they do make me look dashing.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03PANTING

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh...what's that?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hello, Nevvy Potter, I am the tickly hat.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Hee-hee-hee-hee!- Ha-ha, giggly!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I giggle because I like it. Hee-hee!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Groovy!- 'Tis most groovy. Hee-hee-hee!

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Ha-ha! I will get all your blue fur, bear, for I am Lord Val... Oh-oh!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Ow!- Hello.- I've got him!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Hee-hee! I giggle because I like it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Run, Nevvy Potter! Run down the stairs!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Why?- You've got an appointment. It's very important.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hurry, before classes begin! Hee-hee!

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Run!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hee-hee!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43VALDIPRANK SHOUTS

0:08:43 > 0:08:48DOOR CREAKS OPEN AND SHUT

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Barbara?- Who's Barbara? I'm Aunt Argana and I'm the grand keeper

0:08:55 > 0:08:58of the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Hungry.

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Well, I saved the last bun especially for you. There you go.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Mmm!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11BARKING Oh, don't worry, Nevvy, that's just Chops.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13SNARLING

0:09:13 > 0:09:14No, no, no, no!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Oh, he's a rare, long-necked Rottweiler,

0:09:18 > 0:09:24with 47 heads and 80,000 teeth - adorable!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25- SNARLING - Ohh!

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Chops is just grumpy because I gave you the last bun.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Ohh! I know, I know...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Nice Choppy.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I think you've made a friend for life, Nevvy Potter.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- BARKS - Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Help now, please.

0:09:50 > 0:09:56Of course. You need help to defeat the evil wizard, Lord Valdiprank.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Yeah-yeah!- Nevvy Potter,

0:09:58 > 0:10:03you are the bear who lived, the chosen one.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Oh.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Take this wand

0:10:05 > 0:10:11and remember to say, "Exwizziarmis!" when you use it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Aye-aye, Captain.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You can do anything, Nevvy Potter,

0:10:17 > 0:10:22when you say the spell - Exwizziarmis - with that wand.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Exwizziarmis.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Well, it isn't quite what I had in mind.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- WOMAN'S VOICE:- Nevvy Potter, it's time for your flying lesson.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Uh-oh!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hee-hee!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Aaagh! Stop tickling me!- Hee-hee!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Stop it, please, no!

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Poor Baldipants.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Ow!- Can't get away.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I know, I know. Exwizziarmis.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Nevvy, that's groovy.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Never mind, I am the tickly hat. Hee-hee-hee!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Nevvy Potter, hurry up!- Oh!

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Bye-bye, Tickly Hat, bye-bye, Baldipants.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17You might have set me free, Bear, but I still want your fur!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Gimme!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Oh!

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Nevvy Potter, we must hurry up. We are terribly late.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31It took me ages to drag lazy Ronnis out of bed. Come one!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34NEV WHIMPERS

0:11:38 > 0:11:39HE GROANS

0:11:39 > 0:11:42THEY BREATHE HEAVILY

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Postie?

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Professor Poochie, actually. Your flying teacher.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Come on, then! Get on your broomsticks.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Ah-ha!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Gosh-a-do!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Really, Ronnis, do I have to do everything for you?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Right! Backs straight, everybody.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Wiggle your bums.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33And say, "Wizzy-up", like this.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Wizzy-up!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39SHE LAUGHS

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Wizzy-up!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44ENGINE SPLUTTERS

0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Hmm.- Wizzy-up!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48ENGINE SPLUTTERS

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Now, class, it's really very simple.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Say wizzy-up again.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Wizzy-up!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh...! Oh...!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh! Argh!

0:12:59 > 0:13:01THUD

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Hee-hee!- Ha! Ho-ho!

0:13:05 > 0:13:09I meant to do that. It happened exactly as I planned.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Now then. Come along. You can try again.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17BOTH: Wizzy-up! DOOR CLOSES

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Ah. Lord Angrydore.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26That is right. I am Lord Angrydore.

0:13:26 > 0:13:32I am wise and cuddly and every child wishes I was their grandfather.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36The lesson isn't going very well, Lord Angrydore.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I'll tell you what, Professor Poochie,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41you tootle off and I'll take over here.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44HE CHUCKLES

0:13:44 > 0:13:47HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- NEV GASPS - Oh, no! It's evil Lord Valdiprank!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Ah!

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Ha-ha-ha! Now I've got you, Nevvy Potter!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00NEV GASPS

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Exwizziarmis!

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Whoa!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Whoa! Whoa!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Bye-bye, Mr Valdipants!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10- CLATTER - Oh!

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Ha-ha-ha!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Whoa! - THUD/CRASH

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Uh...- Ha-ha-ha!

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Now I shall have all your fur for my ice cream!

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Can't catch me!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Ahhhhhh!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- ARGH! - SMASH

0:14:30 > 0:14:35Oh! I'll get you! Just as soon as...oh!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I think I've twisted my ankle!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Ooh!

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Crazy Keith!

0:14:49 > 0:14:54'(Shhhh! It's a library. Be very calm.)'

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Nevvy Potter!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56I've told you before,

0:14:56 > 0:15:00I am not crazy, but terribly, terrible sensible!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Now, Ronnis, do be quiet. We're in a librar-r-r-ry, remember?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08What now?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10We need a plan!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Don't worry. I'm terribly good at hatching plans!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Aye, aye, Captain!

0:15:15 > 0:15:19'(Shhh! It's a library!)'

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- (I've got it!- Yeah, yeah.)

0:15:24 > 0:15:27(We need to cast a spell on Lord Valdiprank.)

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I mean, really! All he needs to do is cheer up

0:15:30 > 0:15:33and stop being such a stinky old spoilsport.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Hm...no wandy.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Ah! That's a valid point, Nevvy Potter.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- You can't do much without a wand. - Too right, bro!

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Maybe I could try. After all, I am quite the cleverest girl

0:15:45 > 0:15:48here at the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Now, we just have to decide what kind of spell.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hmm. I know, I know! Silly spell!

0:15:54 > 0:16:00You're right! What we need is a spell that makes evil people silly!

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Ohh....weedamotitis!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11'(Shh! SHHH!)'

0:16:13 > 0:16:18Now, all we have to do is find the right spell out of all of these.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Don't worry, Nevvy.

0:16:22 > 0:16:28It'll be all right. You see, Ronnis is a surprisingly fast reader.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Come along, Ronnis. Get to work!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Good old Ronnis. I told you he'd find the perfect spell.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- I know everything!- Hm.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Valdipants gone. - Oh. Right. Let's find him.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Extremely hystericalitis.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Extremely have-to-get-this-right-itis.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58All gone. Miss Barney!

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Oh, don't worry. I'll get you back home, Nevvy!

0:17:01 > 0:17:07Extremely it's-all-down-to-me-and- what-if-I-get-it-wrong-itis.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08BOOM

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Ha-ha! I'm back!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15With my incredibly long robes to show how EVIL I am.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:17:17 > 0:17:20We know how to stop you this time, so there!

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Now, please!

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Extremely, er...- Quick! - Don't rush me, Nevvy!

0:17:25 > 0:17:29I can't do it perfectly if you rush me! Now then...

0:17:29 > 0:17:32I can do this. I think I can do this.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33I hope I can do this!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Extremely hystericalitis!

0:17:36 > 0:17:41No more Miss Smarty-pants and no more ginger boy!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh! Oh, sorry, Nevvy!

0:17:46 > 0:17:51Nevvy Potter, I thought I'd find you here. I brought tea and cakes.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54No more beardy Aunt Hagara!

0:17:54 > 0:17:59Oh, dear. It smells in here.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Lord Voldiprank! When did you last wash these pants?!

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Well, er...not exactly recently.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Hm, yucky.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13You're not flying.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16And you're not Lord Angrydore.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Although you are rather more handsome.

0:18:20 > 0:18:25And the groundskeeper and two of my students seem to be trapped

0:18:25 > 0:18:28inside blue pants?!

0:18:28 > 0:18:32As will you be Professor Poochie.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Ooh! How masterful.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40No-one can help you now, Nevvy Potter.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45Your fur will be mine and the entire world will want my ice cream.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46HE LAUGHS

0:18:46 > 0:18:48BARKING

0:18:48 > 0:18:53I know! I know! Chops, help now, please!

0:18:54 > 0:18:56GROWLING

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Extremely hystericalitis.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11That's strange. All of a sudden I feel like dancing.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Ha-ha-ha! Three, two, one.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well done, Nevvy.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Jibbidy-ya!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27MR PRANK SNEEZES

0:19:27 > 0:19:32Bloomin' allergies! At least it stops your spells from working on me.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36I'll no longer dance and I'll have your fur, bear!

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Uh-oh. Exwizziarmis.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49HE SNEEZES

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Nevvy Potter, you will not go home.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57Barney! Exjumpyarmis.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Ha-ha!- Nevvy, can you set us free?

0:20:04 > 0:20:08We have smelly concoctions class soon and I can't bear to be late.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13No problemo. Ex-blue-pants-armis!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19HE SNEEZES

0:20:19 > 0:20:22You can't stop me, Nevvy Potter!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Feeling homesick.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Don't worry, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Yes, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Yes, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You can't get away from me.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Can't scare me. Ex-homey-armis.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I'll get you, bear!

0:20:49 > 0:20:52COCK CROWS

0:20:55 > 0:21:00Nevvy Potty gone.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Hm, wand gone.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Door gone.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15There he is! You're awake now, are you? You've been asleep for ages.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18You've been saying some weird stuff in your sleep too.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Any brekkie for me, fellas?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Ice cream's my favourite. - Hello, Keithione.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Keithione? What are you talking about, Nevvy?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Oh, do you like my new dressing up costume?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34It's from Doris. She says I look bonza in it!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38You look just like one of the characters in our story book.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42I can't wait for tonight. We're going to find out.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Do you think the young wizard will defeat the evil one?

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Too right, bro!- Hey, what's this? - No, no, no!

0:21:51 > 0:21:55Whoa! Ow! Wackadoo!