0:00:20 > 0:00:23RAIN SMATTERS
0:00:23 > 0:00:25THUNDER CRACKS
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Thundery!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Groovy!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Can't scare me!
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- Barney-Barney! Thundery. - Yeah, it is thundery.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I'm soaked! It's raining cats and dogs out there.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46NEV WHIMPERS
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, mate... I didn't mean real cats and dogs.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- As in it's raining really hard. - Frightened.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Nev, come out. I've got a present for you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Here I am. Now, please!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Here you go. What do you think to that?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Er...
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- You know, it'll keep you busy while I'm at work.- Hmm.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11And I saw Postie on the street. He was trying to deliver this.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16A package with an Australian stamp on it to the Karate Koala.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Crazy Keith!- Must be.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Here you are, Keith! Got a delivery for you.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- LOUD CRASH - Wackadoo! Thanks, Barnster.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Right, then. I'll get myself dried off.
0:01:29 > 0:01:35I tell you what, while I do, why don't you have a go at that?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Hmm...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Confused. Hmm.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Ha-hah! Well, look what we have here, Doris.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48It's a parcel from the homeland.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- CRAZY KEITH GASPS - Wow!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Didgemidoo-dah! It's a box of Rockhampton Reds!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57My favourite fleas!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I know, I know!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14NEV SQUEALS
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- CLANGING - Oops!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27FLEAS SING POPPY TUNE
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Ha-hah! Kangaroos didn't even jump till these beauties showed up.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34METALLIC CLANGING
0:02:34 > 0:02:39Doris has been bonked on the head. Strewth!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42NEV HUMS
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Hi, Nev. I like your tent. - Groovy!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- But that's not what your present is for though, mate.- Oh!
0:02:50 > 0:02:56- They're golf clubs. For golf. It's a game.- Golf!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Yeah. I tell you what, Mr Prank plays golf.- Hmm.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02He showed me his trophies once.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- He could give you a lesson while I'm out.- No, no, no, no!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Come on, be a sport. - No way, Jose!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Give him a chance to show off. - Angry pants!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16He's not that bad. Golf might be your shared hobby.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19You might even end up friends. NEV GROANS
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Oh yes... Yes. This is my favourite trophy.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Winner of the District Under 13s.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35I was the only competitor, but still, not a bad achievement.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sleepy.
0:03:37 > 0:03:44And this is a signed photo of me and golfing legend Tiger Forest.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's not his signature, it's mine.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- But you know, all the same really, isn't it?- Sleepy bear.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Are you listening, bear?
0:03:54 > 0:04:00Right, we'll begin with putting. Now, there's your ball,
0:04:00 > 0:04:02and there's your club, the putter.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I'll go first, show you how it's done.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08OK, Mr Angry Pants.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Now, stand back there.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18I don't want you setting off my allergies. All right?
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Right... First of all, we take a practice stroke.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26NEV YELPS
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Then we address the ball.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Hello, ducky!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39With feet at shoulders' width apart and eye on the ball,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42we take the stroke, very carefully.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Ah yes... I haven't lost my touch, you know.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Right! Your try, bear!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Three, two, one!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59CRASHING
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Uh-oh... Sorry, Mr Angry Pants.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ow! Didgemidoo-dah!
0:05:11 > 0:05:16Enough! What is going on up there?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20CRAZY KEITH MUTTERS
0:05:21 > 0:05:27Ah! So Nev fancies himself as a golf pro, does he?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29And so does old Angry Pants. Yeah.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'll commentate, shall I, Dor?
0:05:33 > 0:05:40Right, we'll try again. Address the ball, bear.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- DOOR SLAMS - There you are, Plank.- Barbara!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Hello, Ms Barbara, sir...ma'am.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Clear the leaves out of my guttering.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53They're turning into slime!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Yes, of course, Ms Barbara. - What's going on here?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I'm teaching young Neville to play a bit of golf.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- So you're working as hard as usual, Plank.- It's Prank!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And his little doggy goody-goof!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I'm afraid not, no.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Now, then... Address the ball, Neville.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Woof, woof!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24And now, carefully swing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- NEV LAUGHS - Woof, woof, woof!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Neville, little Nevvy doggy... He's a champ!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39GROWLING
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Now, now, Chops. Don't be such a jealous doggy.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49- Who's a clever little Nevvy poochie? - Woof, woof, woof, woof!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50It strikes me, Plank,
0:06:50 > 0:06:56- that dear little Nevvy doggy should be giving you the lessons.- Woof!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Now, don't forget my guttering!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03PRANK GRUNTS
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Right, bear...
0:07:06 > 0:07:07PRANK SNEEZES
0:07:07 > 0:07:09We've got a score to settle.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15- There's only room for one golfer in this block, and that's me.- Uh-oh.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20I challenge you to a tournament. Nine holes at the local golf course.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Beginner's luck won't last all day.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26PRANK LAUGHS SINISTERLY
0:07:27 > 0:07:32WESTERN STYLE MUSIC
0:07:36 > 0:07:38NEV SIGHS
0:07:38 > 0:07:43I've been thinking, bear. Every competition needs a prize.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46How about if you win,
0:07:46 > 0:07:50you get to spend an hour on your own in the ice cream van.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Tiptoperoo!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm liking the sound of that!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00But if I win, or should I say when I win,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I get to tie you to a broom handle and use your little blue bum
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- to wipe out the slime from the guttering.- No, no, no, no!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- Good! It's a deal.- No way, Jose!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20It's still raining outside! Still, that shouldn't stop us.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23That's what golf's all about, isn't it?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Too right, bro!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh...
0:08:29 > 0:08:33I'll just get my brolly. It's raining cats and dogs out there.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Frightened! - Frightened? Of a bit of rain?
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Well, if you won't go outside, then I'll declare myself the winner.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Hooray!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Cool your boots, Angry Pants. - Ah, Smellamie!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I decide the winner around here - and the loser.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54If the weather's too bad to play outdoor golf,
0:08:54 > 0:09:00then you're going to have to play crazy indoor golf instead.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh yeah...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07So, three holes in total.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- If you bag two, you win the whole tournament.- Easy peasy!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Hole number one is called Tunnel of Dreams.- Groovy!
0:09:15 > 0:09:20You play the ball through this tunnel, past the beanbag bunker,
0:09:20 > 0:09:24over this ramp and out into the doll's house in the hallway.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- First to the house wins the hole. - Right.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Mr Prank, as you're the oldest by about a thousand years,
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- you can go first.- Yes, right. Club, please, Bandit.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Lovely.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43BANDIT MIAOWS
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- FEEDBACK - One, two, one, two...
0:09:48 > 0:09:49So, Doris...
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Tense moments as the old man steps up to take his first shot.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54FLEAS BOO
0:09:54 > 0:09:59And, I must say, what a humungous backside.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03DRUM ROLL
0:10:05 > 0:10:07PRANK LAUGHS
0:10:07 > 0:10:10See? That's how it's done, bear.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17PRANK GRUNTS
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Oh, tough luck, Angry Pants. It must be stuck.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24No, no, no. He's coming, he's coming!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Come on, little ball. Come out!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Ow!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Will you look at that? - FLEAS GIGGLE
0:10:36 > 0:10:40That's one in the eye for the oldster.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh! And Nevvy's up next.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47FLEAS: Nevvy, Nevvy, Nevvy...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49DRUM ROLL
0:10:49 > 0:10:52NEV SIGHS
0:10:52 > 0:10:56CHEERING
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Good shot, Nevster!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Uh-oh...- Ha-ha-hah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Bunkered.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14FLEAS: Oh no...
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Ah... Hard luck, Nevvy. Into the beanbag bunker.
0:11:18 > 0:11:24And that's one sticky pickle. Surely Angry Pants to take the first hole.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26DRUM ROLL
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Ah-choo!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh no... I sneezed because of the bear!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Oh... That doesn't count!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45CLANGING
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- CRAZY KEITH GASPS - Oh, didgemidoo-dah!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Not again! I'm sorry, love.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Let's get you out of the firing line, shall we?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00It says in the rules
0:12:00 > 0:12:04that if the ball is lost, the player starts again.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09That's not fair. It was my allergy to that grubby furball that did it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13NEV GROWLS Keep your hair on, Angry Pants.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17It's not like you have much to spare. BANDIT LAUGHS
0:12:19 > 0:12:23DRUM ROLL
0:12:33 > 0:12:39Oh, yes! And that's how it's done, bear.
0:12:41 > 0:12:47- Nev's go.- I'll go and stand in the hallway then,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49give you some room.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'll just take that out of there.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Hmm...
0:13:07 > 0:13:11CHEERING
0:13:14 > 0:13:15CRAZY KEITH GASPS
0:13:15 > 0:13:19I don't believe it! Nevvy's ball safely over the ramp
0:13:19 > 0:13:22and heading for the doll's house.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31PRANK LAUGHS MENACINGLY
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Oh... Hard luck, bear, hard luck.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You'll never get it out from there.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Looks like your blue bum is heading for that guttering.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Now, stand back there.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Right...
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Ha-ha-hah! One hole to me, then.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- CRAZY KEITH GASPS - Why, that cheating mongrel!
0:14:02 > 0:14:08No, I'm sorry, Doris. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a cheat!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Right. I'm going to go upstairs
0:14:11 > 0:14:14and give Angry Pants a taste of his own medicine.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Come on, fellas!
0:14:16 > 0:14:22So Nev has to win the remaining two holes to win the whole tournament.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26This is hole number two, Toilet Trouble.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Go through the windmill up the ramp to the top.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34There are three paths to chose from, each leading somewhere different.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37The winner is the one to get their ball to the basket
0:14:37 > 0:14:39in the fewest shots.
0:14:39 > 0:14:46Now, watch the master. Hole in one! Right...
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Put the ball down there like that. Right.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55FLEAS: Let's get him. Oh, stinky feet!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Bite, bite!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Ow! - CRASHING
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- I've been bit! - Dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:15:02 > 0:15:07It's still biting my foot! What's going on? Where's my ball?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Bandit, don't just stand there! - BANDIT MIAOWS
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Nev's go!- Ow...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24CHEERING
0:15:37 > 0:15:39BANDIT MIAOWS
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- It's in the basket! Nev wins the hole.- Tiptoperoo!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'll get you, bear.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52OK, the last hole is called Run Block.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Whoever wins it, wins the medal. Both know what you're doing?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00The ball starts here and it goes into the hallway,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03down the steps and into the plant pot.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'll wait there to give the winner the medal.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- And that winner will be me. - NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Good luck.- Right, me first.
0:16:17 > 0:16:23Hello, ducky. Good lucky. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27OK, fellas. Time to start a bushfire in those angry pants.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- FLEAS: Aye aye, captain. Let's go! - Let me have a look at this.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36You heard him, friends. Bite, bite!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Ow!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Bite, bite!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Ow! - CRAZY KEITH LAUGHS
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Miaow!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, strewth!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Keithy boy has been rumbled. Abandon ship, abandon ship!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- BANDIT MIAOWS - Hello... What have we here, then?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03"Rockhampton Reds, the fleas with bite." Ow!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- You're behind this, aren't you, bear?- No, no, no, no!
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Well, if I'm going to have fleas, so are you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15NEV SCREECHES
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Right. Well, now it's itchy for both of us, bear.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let's see who's best.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Bite!- Ouch!- Oh... Ouch!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Right...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Oh yes!- Bite!- Ouch!
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Ha-hah! Wackadoo! Right back at you, Angry Pants.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44What?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48That makes no sense!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52My turn. Now, please!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I've got my eye on you, bear.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Three, two, one...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04NEV HUMS
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Hmm...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11CHEERING
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- FLEA: Bite! - Ow!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19WINDOW SMASHES
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Uh-oh...- Oh dear.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Seems like you've lost your ball, bear.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29NEV GROANS
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Stuff the rules, that makes me the winner!
0:18:34 > 0:18:39Now, where did I put that broom handle?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I'm going to tie you to it now.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43NEV SCREECHES
0:18:44 > 0:18:49It's gutter clearing time for you, bear!
0:18:50 > 0:18:51NEV WHIMPERS
0:18:51 > 0:18:53No!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Finally!
0:19:03 > 0:19:09- Nev wins!- No! No, I'm the greatest. Me!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10NEV LAUGHS
0:19:10 > 0:19:17Stone the crows, Doris! Here's a turn-up! Ice cream all round.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25- Congratulations, Nev! - I win, I win! Tiptoperoo!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28BANDIT WHINES
0:19:31 > 0:19:33SCRATCHING
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Itchy.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37So, bear,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I suppose you'll be wanting the keys to the ice cream van.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46- Too right, we do.- Hungry.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Just remember,
0:19:47 > 0:19:51it was luck and cheating that won you the first prize.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm the best golfer around here.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- Has anybody seen my handbag? - Yes, Ms Barbara, sir...ma'am.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yeah, it's here on the sofa, look. Here.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, there it is.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Good gravy, Chops hasn't had his lunch. Have you, Chops?
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- Ouch! The nasty thing bit me. - He must be hungry, Ms Barbara.
0:20:14 > 0:20:20Not Chops, you fool. A flea! Somebody's given Chops fleas.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Was it you, Nevvy doggy?- Huh?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Was it?- Um... Ow!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Just as I thought. Come along, a good scrubbing is what you need.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- No!- Then I'm going to do Chops. - No, no, no, no!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Wackadoo!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Then you won't be needing these, will you, bear?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45By the time you've been scrubbed clean,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48your hour in the ice cream van will be up!
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Guttering, Plank! And I don't care if it's raining.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59PRANK MUTTERS
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I've brought my spoon and everything!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05There you go.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07FLEA: Bite!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Ouch! Ow!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Is that a flea? FLEAS GIGGLE
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Strewth! Sorry, Barnster.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Those will be Kiki boys. Come on, fellas. Back in the box.
0:21:20 > 0:21:26- The last one home's a drongo! - FLEA: He's a drongo!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29That's the stuff.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Say, Barnster. Chuck us a spoonful of ice cream.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35OK.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43Oh, no... Not again! Are you OK, Doris?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's not your day, is it, love?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I'm sorry, honey.