0:00:28 > 0:00:31There we go, Nev! The future of transport as we know it!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33The electric skateboard.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Groovy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39No more waiting for the bus for me!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Which is good, I've got to be home early for a date with Beatrice.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Beetroot!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hmm.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Sparkly!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Broom, broom!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00WHIRRING
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oh, oh, zoom!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Whoa, whoa! N-n-now!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Where is she?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hurry up, Auntie, you'll be late!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18We do love our weekly trip to Wrinkley's Health Spa!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Eh, Chops? BARKING
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Good gravy!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26So that's Barney's new skateboard!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29CRASHING
0:01:30 > 0:01:32BEAR!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Ah-choo! You're setting of my allergies, bear!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I think I'd better get Barney!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41WHIRRING
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Aargh!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Aaargh!- Aaargh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Whooah!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56CRASHING AND SCREECHING
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Whoah!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Oops.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hey, there he is!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I knew you couldn't resist having a ride!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Please let me have a go! You let Nev!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- It is a great skateboard, eh, Nev? - Jibbidy-ya!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Go on then.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Whoa! Hey! Hi, Aunt Barbara.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Why are you wearing a turban? - I'm off to Wrinkley's Health Spa.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27We're regulars. Aren't we, Chops?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28BARKING
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Well, I'm off to work. Bye, Nev!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Love you, Barney.- Love you too. - Hey, Cuz!- Yeah?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Just one go before you leave, please?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Melanie, I'm late for work, sorry! See you later!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Thank you, Nevvie doggie, for demonstrating that skateboarding
0:02:46 > 0:02:49is quite unsuitable for a young lady like Melanie.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53So don't even think of asking me to get you one!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55As if.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57And anyway, Nev's not a dog.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58GROANS
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, my back!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Where is he?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Where's that little blue bog brush on wheels?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08He's driving me and my allergies crazy!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Woof, woof!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Aah-bleh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yucky!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's my allergy to you, bear!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Come here!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Aaow! My back!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23We can't have a caretaker with a bad back, Prank!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You must have a massage at my health spa!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27MOBILE RINGS
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Yes, 'tis I!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Yes? What?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Closed down?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Forever?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oooh...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Auntie, what's wrong?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50It's all over!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Wrinkley's Health Spa has sprung!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Shut down for good!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02How can I stay young and beautiful?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Let's not worry about lost causes, eh?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07What about my bad back?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Aaargh! - CRASHING
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Nev, I've got an idea
0:04:12 > 0:04:15to get me a skateboard and you your weight in ice-cream!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Groovy, Smellanie!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Um...how?
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Oh, look, I can't stay for a swing, Doris.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I'm a busy koala!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Things to do, ice-cream to eat, you know?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh, I see.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The silent treatment, eh?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Look, sweetie, I gotta go!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, all right, I'll stay!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47But I'm only having a quick swing.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Well, there's no need to be like that, Doris!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Of course I love you!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What do you mean, "Prove it"?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Is that a challenge?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, oooh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Oh, oh, maybe an ice pack will sort my back out.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Mirror, mirror, in my bag,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12please make this face look like a wag!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Well, today's your lucky day!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Welcome to Pimple's Health and Beauty Spa. We've just opened.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Health and beauty spa?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Don't I know you?
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Uh...you will. Now, can I show you around our exclusive premises?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, show away!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39What? You're going to show her around Barney's flat, Melanie?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Argh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Excuse Prank, my dear. He's just the caretaker.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56HE MUTTERS
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Oh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04At Pimples, we believe the customer comes second.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07What was that?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Er...I said, "I'll start your treatment in a second."
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Very good.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Are you sure we've never met before?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You won't be needing these.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, down to business, eh?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Nearly there. Here at Pimples,
0:06:33 > 0:06:38we do manicures, pedicures, headicures and, erm...leggicures.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40All at £10 each.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46Oh, I've had many a professional beautician unplug my pores.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Very invigorating.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53We have a steam room and a mud bath...
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Oh, I'll go for the feet, and face, and a wallow in mud!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I think I were a hippo in a previous life!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Too much information.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Your beautician will be right with you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, Nevlova! We have a customer!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Here I am.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20RELAXING PAN PIPE MUSIC
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# Dum, di dum-dum duhh! #
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- Did you used to work at Wobble's Waste Clinic?- Um, no, no.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, the cooling cucumbers.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Aye-aye, captain.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50HE HUMS
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Hmm...yum yum!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Don't be a miser with the moisturiser!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Doo-do-doo, doo do-do do-do... #
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Oh! Ahhhhh! - CRASH
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Whatever is it?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18HE SNIFFS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Poo-ey! Mundo problemo.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26Oh, yes. My feet need a little love and attention, Nevlova.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Hmm...oh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's me!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Heaven, Nevlova! Oh, that tickles!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41SHE GIGGLES
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Here you go, Doris. I'll prove my undying love for you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You'll be well and truly spoilt.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Ha-ha!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Eucalyptus oil.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Great for the fur!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06And that's not all.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Aromatherapy, Doris!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10The great smell of the outback!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Oh! The unmistakable aroma of dingo dungo! Oh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Smell that! It's ripper!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20HE INHALES AND COUGHS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh! Brings tears to my eyes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30HE STRAINS
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Ow! Oh, this is agony.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Arrrrgh!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Mr Prank, what are you doing down there?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44It's my back, Beatrice. I can't move. Help me! Ohh...
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Easy...easy!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Easy! Ooh! Ooh, no! No, it hurts, it hurts!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55I'm going to need some help, you weigh a tonne!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56No need to be rude!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Back in a minute.- Well, hurry up!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Ohhh! - HE SNIFFS
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What's that smell?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Smells like...wet dog, or... or something like...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Aa-a-a-a-rgh!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Beetroot!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Nev, what are you doing?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Welcome to Pimple's, Beatrice.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Remind me - is this or is this not Barney's flat?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Yes and no. It's also a health and beauty spa.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Really?
0:10:31 > 0:10:36- And you, girl, need some emergency work on these hands.- I do?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41You've got nails like a tree sloth. I hope you don't have a date soon.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Barney!- He's right, I am seeing Barney later.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's not exactly a date, but...- But nothing!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Right. Let's work those nails.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Would you like lemon meringue with a bulletproof tint,
0:10:55 > 0:11:00or scratch-and-sniff pink, with a twist of granite?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Um...red?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Now, I'll do nine nails for £10 and throw in an extra one for free!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Wow. It's a good job I came by.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14SHE SNORES LOUDLY
0:11:15 > 0:11:17HE STRAINS
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ohh-h-h-h!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27HE GRUNTS
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- HIS BACK CRACKS - Ahhhh!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38What's that?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, no! Mr Prank is still out there!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Relax, I'll take a look.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Ohhh!- Look at those nails.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Look at all of him!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Yucky.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59Now, that's one new customer that will pay me for a makeover.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Poorly Pants.- Ahhhh!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05But there's only you and me to look after the whole spa.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08We need more staff. Any ideas?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Um...hmmm.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17I'll never get enough money to buy an electric skateboard at this rate.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Um...hmmm.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24And I reckon Angry Pants would have paid your tips in ice-cream, too.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh! Ice-cream! Yum yum!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Mwah! No problemo.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32HE CHUCKLES
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Nev, have you got a plan?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I know, I know! Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Oh, oh, quick! Who-o-o-a!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49What's that horrid smell?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Crazy Keith! Oh! Crazy Keith!
0:13:00 > 0:13:08Ah, here you go, Doris. Pink rose petals for my pink princess!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10MUFFLED SHRIEKING
0:13:14 > 0:13:15..Stuck!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Wack-a-doo!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24THEY STRAIN
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Ah.- Phew!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ah, didger-me-doo-dah, Nevie.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You look great! Just like me, ha-ha!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36HE SNIFFS
0:13:36 > 0:13:37What's that?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Ahh, dingo dungo!
0:13:40 > 0:13:41- Ahh... - SPLAT!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Oh, yeah. It is an acquired taste. Or should I say smell?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Smellanie, mundo problemo!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Oh, no can help, Nevie.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- I've promised Doris we'd have some "us" time.- Ice-cream!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oooh.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Oh, I'm sorry, Doris, but Nev needs me upstairs.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'll be back.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I'll make it up to you, my love.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Now, appearances are everything, Nevie.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19We need to get the look right.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Ahh, I'm liking this one, Nevie.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29No way, Jose.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Ah, this is definitely the one, Nevie.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- HE SIGHS - OK.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Ahhh!- Ahhh! No, no, no.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Shi-ba-deeh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- Wack-a-doo, Nevie. Are you sure this will get me my ice-cream?- Hm.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Going anywhere nice tonight? - I'm out with Barney, remember?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13And this isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a foot spa.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Smellanie!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Great, you're back!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And...who's this?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Keith's the name, and beauty is my game.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Nev's filled me in, so who's first for a marsupial massage?
0:15:30 > 0:15:34I've put my Aunt Barbara in the bathroom for a mudbath.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39I'm dealing with Beatrice. I need you to get Mr Angry Pants
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- and give him a massage.- You didn't say anything about Angry Pants!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Double wages for that, please. - Look, if we get this right,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- there will be ice-cream. - OK, you're on.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Keith and Nevlova, go get Angry Pants.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Watch the hair, sweetie.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Oh, this is agony. I'll give you anything. Just stop.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Did he say we could have anything we wanted, Nevlova?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Yeah.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07- CRASH! - Ow!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Oh, sorry, sir. Would you like the de-luxe massage package?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, just get rid of me bad back!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Aggh!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20It's that bear, I can smell him.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25Oh, that's funny. All I can smell is dingo dungo.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ow!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Right.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Let me show you some of our treatments.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! # Here's the foot spa.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42This one's ready for a facemask.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh-h!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48And this is where our special clients have reviving mud baths.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50WOMAN: Oh, divine!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55ALL: Agghh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- And finally, our massage room. - Oh, great, get me in there.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Cash, please.- Here you are.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10A massage is £20, and all tips in ice-cream.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- You'll get the rest when it's done. - Oh.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17CASH REGISTER PINGS
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Right.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Ow, be careful!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Ow! Oh-h!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- BEAR SHOUTS - Ow!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oooh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Didgeridoo-dah! Bouncy!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Your inner youth is returning.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oooh!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I feel icky.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I feel icky too!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52CREAKING Dismount, dismount!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Ow!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59OK, people, job done.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Pimples is now officially closed.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Love you, Mr Angry Pants.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11This is not the facial I had in mind. Oh!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Well, you're stuck with it now. It lasts 24 hours.
0:18:13 > 0:18:19Oh, thank you, my dear. I feel so relaxed. Keep the change.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Oh, thank you.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27DOOR OPENS Oh, great(!)
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I said we're closed now, Mr Prank! You have to leave.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- CREAKING - Oh!- Oh, didgeridoo-dah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Angry Pants?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- And you're not getting out without paying.- Of course not.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48MUSCLES CREAK
0:18:48 > 0:18:51See you next week.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Mr Barney, sir.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Mr Prank?!
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Did you just see...?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23OK, what's going on?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Good job, Nevlova.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31For the masseuses.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Ice-cream! Ha-ha-ha!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ice-cream! Mm-mm-mm!
0:19:38 > 0:19:44- Keith?- Yeah.- What are you doing up here and what is that smell? Dingo?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Dungo. HE SNIFFS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52I think someone's got a little bit of explaining to do.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I used your flat as a health spa.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00I just wanted to get enough money to buy a skateboard like yours.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Sorry, Barney.
0:20:01 > 0:20:07- Well, you needn't have bothered. You can have mine.- Thanks! Why?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Let's just say I'll be taking the bus from now.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I fell off. Me bum's hurting.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Ah-ah! First, you've got to clean the flat, and do me a favour.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- What?- Make me look like Mr Prank. I've got a hot date with Beatrice.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- I want to impress.- Mmm, no problemo.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Ow! Oh-h!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I'd better look as good as Mr Prank after this.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48THEY SIGH
0:20:48 > 0:20:53I wonder how Barney's hot date with Beatrice is going, Nevvy.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Mmm, easy-peasy!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I still think we went too far with his make-over. Too far.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Too, too far. DOOR OPENS
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Oh! Barney?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09He's back home early. That's never a good sign.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I've never been so embarrassed.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Sorry, Barney.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Beatrice had a tiger painted on her face. Ridiculous!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25HE SNIFFS
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Phew! What's that smell?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oh, it's Doris, she didn't like my old dingo dungo,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36so I'm wearing this new aroma instead. Keith, by Keith,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39the scent of koala. Rrr!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Yuck!
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