0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are We're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:34OK, don't need that, um, don't need that.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37A banana! What's that doing there?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- If I put that there and attach...- Hey, Big!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Hmm?- What you making?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Well, my little orange friend, I am making...
0:00:48 > 0:00:49..a cross-o-meter!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Oooh! What's a cross-o-meter?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Hmm? Oh.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Well, it's a machine that tells you whether a person is slightly upset
0:00:59 > 0:01:03or a trifle furious or even hopping mad.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Oh! Well, why would you want to know that?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Well, why do we need to know about...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Oh, well, it could be used for information.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13It could stop a row
0:01:13 > 0:01:16or...fix a prob... HORN HONKS
0:01:18 > 0:01:19It's working!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's working! It's working!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23IT'S WORKING!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24- Oh!- Look at that, Small.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Somewhere, somebody in the world is...slightly upset!- Wow!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34BIG LAUGHS Slightly upset! That's great.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39FROGS CROAK
0:01:40 > 0:01:41You see! You see!
0:01:41 > 0:01:48My machine clearly indicated that the frogs are absolutely hopping mad.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49So what now?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Now, we stop the row.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Er, excuse me, excuse me, frogs!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hello! Could I have your attention, please?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Oh, good. Thank you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Um...I just wanted to say that, in general,
0:02:01 > 0:02:06if you're upset with someone, it's a good idea to tell them,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10but not too loudly, because then it can only make things worse.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Thank you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14FROGS CROAK
0:02:16 > 0:02:18QUIET!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You guys are breaking my ears.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Now, I don't know what your problem is,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34but I do know what it's like to be cross with a friend.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Like when Big said I couldn't store worms in his shoes.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- Well, I was cross.- What?!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43And when he said, "Don't eat cake in the bath",
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- CROSS-O-METER BEEPS - and then one minute later he said,
0:02:46 > 0:02:51"Don't eat it in the bed either." I mean, make up your mind, Big!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52BEEPING FADES
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Hmm.- So, anyway, what I'm trying to say is stop fighting.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58The end.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Phew!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- See that Big?- Yeah.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- I am GOOD.- Wow!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07So, if you need any more advice, frogs, come and see me any time, OK?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Small - super frog-helper. That's me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Yep. We can go now, Big. Our work is done.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24SNORING
0:03:31 > 0:03:35FROGS CROAK AND CROSS-O-METER BEEPS
0:03:35 > 0:03:38THEY GASP
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm up! I'm up, OK.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Hey, frogs! When I said, "Come and see me any time,"
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- I meant a different "any time". - Yeah!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Can't you make it stop, Big?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Uh, hold on.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BIG GRUNTS
0:03:54 > 0:04:00There's no off switch! The machine won't be quiet until they're quiet.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Well, then go and take it downstairs. It's too loud!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Right! OK!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Hey, frogs! We'll talk about this in the morning, OK?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14But right now, it's sleepy-time!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18HE SIGHS
0:04:29 > 0:04:31HE YAWNS
0:04:38 > 0:04:40HE SIGHS
0:04:47 > 0:04:51The frogs must have worked everything out
0:04:51 > 0:04:55because everything is finally quiet.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, yeah, thank goodness!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01HE YAWNS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I don't think I could take another frog.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- No. Toast?- Oh, yeah!- Yeah.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13FROG CROAKS
0:05:17 > 0:05:20This is fine. This is all right. We can handle this.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23One frog we can handle.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Now, TWO frogs would be a problem.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Yeah, because then they'd...
0:05:29 > 0:05:30FROG GULPS
0:05:33 > 0:05:35BIG WAILS
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Because then they'd start rowing again!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41CROSS-O-METER BEEPS
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh, no! Ahh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46No, no, no, no, no!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Run, Big, run!- No! No! No!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Run for your life!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Aah! Aah!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59We have to get them to stop rowing!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Well, it would help if we... Oh.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11It would help if we knew what they were rowing about.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16So, maybe what we need to do is think like frogs.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23OK. We have to put ourselves in their shoes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Frogs don't wear shoes, Big.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Besides, I have a better idea.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38You see, if the frogs are in our house...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CRASH!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46..then I'm moving to their pond.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54HE SIGHS OK. How to think like a frog.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59A froggy green frog, just sitting on a log.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# I'm gonna think like a frog
0:07:06 > 0:07:11# Yes, to think like a frog would be wise
0:07:11 > 0:07:15# I'm gonna think like a frog
0:07:15 > 0:07:20# And see the world through their froggy eyes
0:07:21 > 0:07:25# Does one frog have a loud snore
0:07:25 > 0:07:30# Which the other frog just can't ignore?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34# And having no rest They're angry and stressed
0:07:34 > 0:07:38# Maybe that's why they're so sore
0:07:40 > 0:07:44# I'm gonna think like a frog
0:07:44 > 0:07:49# Yes, to think like a frog would be wise
0:07:49 > 0:07:53# I'm gonna think like a frog
0:07:53 > 0:08:00# And see the world through their froggy eyes. #
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- HE PANTS - That's the last of it, Big.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08All of our stuff's now down at the pond.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12HE SIGHS
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Hey, what's the matter?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, I've been trying all afternoon,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23but I just can't think like a frog.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Well, that's because, Big, you're not a frog.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28To think like a frog...
0:08:31 > 0:08:34..you've got to LOOK like a frog!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Does this really make me look like a frog?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Well...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46it makes you look frog-ish, Big.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Now, pick a hat.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Hmm? Oh, right.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Can't be a frog without a hat.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's right.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56SMALL GASPS
0:08:56 > 0:08:58BIG GASPS
0:08:59 > 0:09:01BOTH: The hats!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07FROGS CROAK
0:09:07 > 0:09:10SMALL LAUGHS OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13OK, frogs, we've figured it out.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Relax!- Easy, easy!- Shh! Shh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Easy!- Shh.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And now...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26OK. OK.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31BEEPING FADES
0:09:32 > 0:09:34BIG AND SMALL SIGH
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Wow! And all this time, they had the wrong hats.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No wonder they were so cross!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Wearing the wrong hat can really ruin your day.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE WHISTLES
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Yeah. I'm glad that's over with.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm going back to bed, Big.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50OK.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh! Er, Small! Small! Small!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53What's the matter?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Er...the bed.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Oh, yeah.- Yeah.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59SMALL SIGHS
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We can move everything back tomorrow.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Oh, yeah. But hey, Big?- Hmm?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- What did you do with the cross-o-meter?- Oh, that.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24I gave it to the fish.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27If I never hear that thing again,
0:10:27 > 0:10:31I will be very, very happy.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah, me too.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Good night, Big.- Good night, Small.
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