Tall Small

0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# You got it, Big

0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Why, thank you, Small

0:00:12 > 0:00:15BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# It makes no difference what size you are... #

0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Nice!- # If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are We're Big & Small. #- Yeah!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37OK, Tweeber.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40If you could be anything you wanted, what would you be?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43A worm. Next question.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48You're a worm already. I'm talking about anything in the world.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50I like being a worm, all right?

0:00:50 > 0:00:56I would be a mountain because then I could see the whole world

0:00:56 > 0:00:57without moving an inch.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Aren't you just a little bit short to be a mountain?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Well, I know I'm not a mountain yet,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07but at least I'm taller than you.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Excuse me! I'm taller.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm way up here

0:01:13 > 0:01:15and you're way down there.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18You're not taller. You're just up a tree.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Taller.- Up a tree!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Taller.- Up a tree!

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, if you're so tall, then prove it. All right?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Come and say that to my face.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30OK, I will.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34OK... Almost there.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35OK. OK...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Aaaaaaaahhhh...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, now don't start feeling bad, Small.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Not everyone can be as smart and gorgeous and tall as a worm.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Er... Worm...

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Mmm... Yeah.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hmm. Oh!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Whoa! That's weird.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08What is this?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Huh? Small?

0:02:12 > 0:02:13What are you doing?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Stretching. Do I look taller to you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Hmm...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19No.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Ah... I've been trying this all day and nothing's working.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I need to get tall, Big.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Why?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Tweeber keeps saying she's taller than me but she's not!

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- She's just up a tree.- I agree. She's not taller than you.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I can't prove it until I can say it to her face.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- You've got to help me, Big. You've got to!- Well...

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I suppose if I put my mind to it, I could find a way to make you taller.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Really? Woo-hoo!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh, Big. Thank you, thank you.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Ah, but can you do it right now? Please?!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00OK! But first let go of my foot.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Oh, OK.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Thanks. Hmm...

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Ah. Finally. Finally I'm going to be tall.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Or big. Maybe tall AND big!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Big and huge!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, I think I need to sing about this.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24# Yes, Small is my name But let me explain

0:03:24 > 0:03:27# There's something that I've got to do

0:03:27 > 0:03:30# It may not be wise But I'm changing my size

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# And, hey, just think of that view!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36# Tall will be great when I'm standing up straight

0:03:36 > 0:03:38# The whole world will look up to me

0:03:38 > 0:03:42# Next time you drop by If you want to say hi

0:03:42 > 0:03:44# You'll just have to climb up a tree

0:03:44 > 0:03:48# I'm stretching myself I'll look down on an elf

0:03:48 > 0:03:50# I'll make that worm eat her words

0:03:50 > 0:03:53# And just for a laugh I'll outgrow a giraffe

0:03:53 > 0:03:56# And I'll be up there with the birds... #

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hey!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11# Tall will be great when I'm standing up straight

0:04:11 > 0:04:13# The whole world will look up to me

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Next time you drop by If you want to say hi

0:04:16 > 0:04:19# You'll just have to climb up a tree. #

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Behold my new invention.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30The Make-Small-Tallerator.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34The what-a-whaterator?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38You are gonna love this. OK.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Now, easy does it. Careful now.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Let's see. Put your one foot in there, and your other foot there,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- and strap you in...- OK.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52And...

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Perfect.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Wow! I'm almost as tall as you.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Wait till Tweeber sees this.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02OK, well, just be careful, big guy.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You're not used to heights yet. Easy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Easy. Careful. Watch out...

0:05:08 > 0:05:09- Good.- Hey, you know what?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12This needs a bit of a steering wheel, Big!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, careful...

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Arrrggghhh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK... Ouch!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Hey, Big?- Mmmm?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24There's one problem with being tall.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25What's that?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28It's a long way down to the floor.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Luckily your foot was here,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33otherwise it could have been very painy.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yeah...

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Lucky...

0:05:40 > 0:05:42There, now I think this'd work better.

0:05:42 > 0:05:48- I've added some safety features. - Wow! Big, this is much better.- Mmm.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51You're a very great inventor, Big.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yes, well...

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Now, yeah...

0:05:53 > 0:05:56The buckets act as feet.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Feet are very important for balance. - Hey, you know what?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03I'm also taller now. Tweeber's going to have to look up to me!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Ha-ha-ha!- OK. Easy, there...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Wait till Tweeber sees this.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Wait. I'll open it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Huh... Oooooh.... Woo!

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hold on! Hold on!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Ah... Oh!- Oh, no!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Arrrggggghhhhhh!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Oh...- Ow!

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oops. I smashed your foot again.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's OK.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I guess if you're going to be a Small with long legs,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40I'll just have to build you long arms.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51OK. Meet the new and improved Tallerator 3.0.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Wow, Big!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I bet you I could pick things up a mile away.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Ah-ha!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I bet I could pick you up.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Er... No, you can't.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Wait! I'm as heavy as I look, Small. Relax.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23- OK, come here, Big! - No! No, Small, please don't. Don't.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Come on.- Oh! Small, please...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Small, you're going to hurt your arms...

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Aarrggghh! Oh...

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Hey, Big.- Hmmm?- Thanks.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's much nicer to fall on all of you.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41You're welcome.

0:07:42 > 0:07:48I think we need one...more... safety feature.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52All right, then.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Now I can show Tweeber that I'm not only taller,

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm also bigger!

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Are you coming?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Er, no. One of the new safety features

0:08:04 > 0:08:07is that I'm not coming anywhere near you.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Suit yourself, shorty.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm coming, Tweeber.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I'm coming, Tweeber!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Big, is that you?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40No, it's me. A tall Small.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Formally known...just Small.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49What on earth are you doing?!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Er... I'm so tall.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54What?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I-I-I'm so tall.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Remember, you told me to say, "I'm so tall" to your face

0:09:00 > 0:09:03to prove that I'm taller, and I just said it,

0:09:03 > 0:09:06so that proves I'm taller.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, right. You're bigger and taller than me.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11A-ha! Ha-ha!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13So what?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do you mean, so what?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Size doesn't bother me. I'm fine with my size.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm worm-sized.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25But... You don't even care?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Not really. Is there anything else, lovey?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Um...no.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, then. Bye.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38OK... Bye.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Aarrgggghh! - CRASH

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Poor soul.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, Small... Buddy. Here, hang on.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- There we go.- Oh, Big.- Come here.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, Big.- Buddy, are you OK?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Yeah, I'm OK.- Good.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- You know, your crash helmet worked. - Oh, that's good.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's funny, Big. All my life...

0:10:07 > 0:10:11All my life I've wanted to be big.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12And tall.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15But now I'm glad that I'm not.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17You know what? I'm glad you're not too.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19My foot's glad you're not.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24Yeah. I don't know how you do it, Big, being so big.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I guess you've got to be born into it.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31And anyway, you're good at being small.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33And do you know what, Big?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36You're the best Big that I know. Come here.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Aw.- Come here.- Ah.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Thanks so much, Big, for trying to make me tall.

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