0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# You got it, Big
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Why, thank you, Small
0:00:12 > 0:00:15BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# It makes no difference what size you are... #
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Nice!- # If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are We're Big & Small. #- Yeah!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37OK, Tweeber.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40If you could be anything you wanted, what would you be?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43A worm. Next question.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48You're a worm already. I'm talking about anything in the world.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I like being a worm, all right?
0:00:50 > 0:00:56I would be a mountain because then I could see the whole world
0:00:56 > 0:00:57without moving an inch.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Aren't you just a little bit short to be a mountain?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Well, I know I'm not a mountain yet,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07but at least I'm taller than you.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Excuse me! I'm taller.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm way up here
0:01:13 > 0:01:15and you're way down there.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18You're not taller. You're just up a tree.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Taller.- Up a tree!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Taller.- Up a tree!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Well, if you're so tall, then prove it. All right?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Come and say that to my face.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30OK, I will.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34OK... Almost there.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35OK. OK...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Aaaaaaaahhhh...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, now don't start feeling bad, Small.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Not everyone can be as smart and gorgeous and tall as a worm.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Er... Worm...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Mmm... Yeah.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hmm. Oh!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Whoa! That's weird.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08What is this?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Huh? Small?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13What are you doing?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Stretching. Do I look taller to you?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Hmm...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19No.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Ah... I've been trying this all day and nothing's working.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I need to get tall, Big.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Why?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Tweeber keeps saying she's taller than me but she's not!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- She's just up a tree.- I agree. She's not taller than you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I can't prove it until I can say it to her face.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- You've got to help me, Big. You've got to!- Well...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47I suppose if I put my mind to it, I could find a way to make you taller.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Really? Woo-hoo!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh, Big. Thank you, thank you.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Ah, but can you do it right now? Please?!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00OK! But first let go of my foot.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Oh, OK.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Thanks. Hmm...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Ah. Finally. Finally I'm going to be tall.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Or big. Maybe tall AND big!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Big and huge!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, I think I need to sing about this.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# Yes, Small is my name But let me explain
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# There's something that I've got to do
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# It may not be wise But I'm changing my size
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# And, hey, just think of that view!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# Tall will be great when I'm standing up straight
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# The whole world will look up to me
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# Next time you drop by If you want to say hi
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# You'll just have to climb up a tree
0:03:44 > 0:03:48# I'm stretching myself I'll look down on an elf
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# I'll make that worm eat her words
0:03:50 > 0:03:53# And just for a laugh I'll outgrow a giraffe
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# And I'll be up there with the birds... #
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hey!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11# Tall will be great when I'm standing up straight
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# The whole world will look up to me
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Next time you drop by If you want to say hi
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# You'll just have to climb up a tree. #
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Behold my new invention.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30The Make-Small-Tallerator.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34The what-a-whaterator?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38You are gonna love this. OK.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Now, easy does it. Careful now.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Let's see. Put your one foot in there, and your other foot there,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- and strap you in...- OK.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52And...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Perfect.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Wow! I'm almost as tall as you.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Wait till Tweeber sees this.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02OK, well, just be careful, big guy.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You're not used to heights yet. Easy.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Easy. Careful. Watch out...
0:05:08 > 0:05:09- Good.- Hey, you know what?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12This needs a bit of a steering wheel, Big!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, careful...
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Arrrggghhh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK... Ouch!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Hey, Big?- Mmmm?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24There's one problem with being tall.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25What's that?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28It's a long way down to the floor.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Luckily your foot was here,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33otherwise it could have been very painy.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yeah...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Lucky...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42There, now I think this'd work better.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48- I've added some safety features. - Wow! Big, this is much better.- Mmm.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51You're a very great inventor, Big.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yes, well...
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Now, yeah...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The buckets act as feet.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Feet are very important for balance. - Hey, you know what?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I'm also taller now. Tweeber's going to have to look up to me!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Ha-ha-ha!- OK. Easy, there...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Wait till Tweeber sees this.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Wait. I'll open it.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Huh... Oooooh.... Woo!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hold on! Hold on!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Ah... Oh!- Oh, no!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Arrrggggghhhhhh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Oh...- Ow!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oops. I smashed your foot again.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's OK.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I guess if you're going to be a Small with long legs,
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I'll just have to build you long arms.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51OK. Meet the new and improved Tallerator 3.0.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Wow, Big!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I bet you I could pick things up a mile away.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Ah-ha!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I bet I could pick you up.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Er... No, you can't.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Wait! I'm as heavy as I look, Small. Relax.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- OK, come here, Big! - No! No, Small, please don't. Don't.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Come on.- Oh! Small, please...
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Small, you're going to hurt your arms...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Aarrggghh! Oh...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Hey, Big.- Hmmm?- Thanks.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's much nicer to fall on all of you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You're welcome.
0:07:42 > 0:07:48I think we need one...more... safety feature.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52All right, then.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Now I can show Tweeber that I'm not only taller,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm also bigger!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Are you coming?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Er, no. One of the new safety features
0:08:04 > 0:08:07is that I'm not coming anywhere near you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Suit yourself, shorty.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm coming, Tweeber.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I'm coming, Tweeber!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Big, is that you?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40No, it's me. A tall Small.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Formally known...just Small.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49What on earth are you doing?!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Er... I'm so tall.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54What?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I-I-I'm so tall.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Remember, you told me to say, "I'm so tall" to your face
0:09:00 > 0:09:03to prove that I'm taller, and I just said it,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06so that proves I'm taller.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, right. You're bigger and taller than me.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11A-ha! Ha-ha!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13So what?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do you mean, so what?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Size doesn't bother me. I'm fine with my size.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm worm-sized.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25But... You don't even care?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Not really. Is there anything else, lovey?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Um...no.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, then. Bye.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38OK... Bye.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Aarrgggghh! - CRASH
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Poor soul.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, Small... Buddy. Here, hang on.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- There we go.- Oh, Big.- Come here.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, Big.- Buddy, are you OK?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Yeah, I'm OK.- Good.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- You know, your crash helmet worked. - Oh, that's good.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's funny, Big. All my life...
0:10:07 > 0:10:11All my life I've wanted to be big.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12And tall.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15But now I'm glad that I'm not.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You know what? I'm glad you're not too.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19My foot's glad you're not.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Yeah. I don't know how you do it, Big, being so big.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I guess you've got to be born into it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31And anyway, you're good at being small.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33And do you know what, Big?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You're the best Big that I know. Come here.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Aw.- Come here.- Ah.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Thanks so much, Big, for trying to make me tall.
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