0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big - Why, thank you, Small
0:00:12 > 0:00:15BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Cos here we are We're Big and Small! Yeah! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Woo-ah-ah! Yeah, I love to drive.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Ha-ha!- Uh?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52LOOK OUT!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Aahhh!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Careful, Big, you're gonna cause an accident!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Ahhh, ha-ha-ha-ha!- Excuse me!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Won't you ever knock?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13I'm the greatest. Unstoppable.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Yeah, this is the final lap. Nothing can stop Small, nothing.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22CRASH!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24ALARM RINGS
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Licence, please!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Ruby, can't you see I'm in the middle of a race?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Oh, really... Who are you racing?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Me.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Oh! I suppose, that way, you'll have a chance of winning.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47I could beat you in a race, anytime, any day, Ruby.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49You just say when.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52OK. How about this afternoon?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54HE GULPS
0:01:54 > 0:01:59Em, do you really wanna...race...th-th-this afternoon?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Oh! Unless you're scared of losing?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05No way! You're on, Ruby.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Yeah! You're on, Small.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Look at you, you're doing so well. Yes, you are! You're growing rea...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- But...- Hi, Big!- Hi, Ruby!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24I need you to make me the fastest car in the world.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26OK. Anything special in mind?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, wheels will be nice.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And sparkles.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Got it!- Thanks, Big.
0:02:34 > 0:02:40OK, you're welcome. Wheel sparkles - so, what can I use for... Ooh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- CRASH - Hi, Small!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Hi, Big!- Hi.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I need you to make my car faster, OK?
0:02:51 > 0:02:55It's got to be the fastest car in the whole world.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Hah, that's funny because Ruby was just asking me if...
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Also, it's got to be loud. Very, very loud, Big.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And give it stripes, OK? Thanks, Big.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09OK. Loud, stripes, fastest in the world. OK.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13So, the race starts right here, under the apple tree.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Then it goes all the way over there, through the lettuce.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21OK, then we slalom through the carrots
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and turn ourselves backwards.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Oh, yeah. Then we're gonna go through this pipe, here...only upside down.
0:03:29 > 0:03:36Uh-huh. And then we go off the ramp, over the pond and back to the tree.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Mm-hmm.- Ahem. And then we are at...the finish line.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Well, I know I'll be at the finish line. You'll be somewhere else!
0:03:46 > 0:03:52Uh-huh! That's what you think. But wait till you see what I'm driving.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- B-room-b-room!- OK, if you're turning left, lean over.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05For extra speed, pull the lever.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08To turn right, press the red button.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- DON'T press the black one, that's the ejector seat.- OK, well.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- She's a cracker!- Hey, Big!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17When's my car gonna be ready?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Huh! What...is...that?
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Oh, that's Ruby's new car, Small. Oh!- What?- And here's your car.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Ta-dah!- Wow!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33But wait a minute. Why are you helping Ruby, Big?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- We're having a race. You can't help her.- Aah!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40That's why you both wanted fast cars. I get it now.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Big can help whoever he likes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49Besides, if Big hadn't made me a car, how could I possibly win?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Oh, that's easy, Ruby. You're not SUPPOSED to win.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I'm supposed to win.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Woah! What's all this talk about winning, guys?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It doesn't matter who wins.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Excuse me! Of course it matters.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Small is going to eat my dust. - Oh, yeah?
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Know what? My dust is gonna eat your dust, because I'm gonna be faster.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- That doesn't make sense, guys. - THEY ARGUE
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Guys, we need to... Hold on, guys. Shh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22CLANG
0:05:22 > 0:05:25# When we choose to have fun we're all number one
0:05:25 > 0:05:29# We don't get the blues cos we know how to lose
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# The joy in our heart is in just taking part
0:05:33 > 0:05:38# Losing's no shame cos we know it's all just a game
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# Winning isn't everything
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# It's really clear to me
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Winning isn't everything
0:05:48 > 0:05:53# On that we should agree
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# We lose in the race but we've a smile on our face
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# We're happy to be in such great company
0:06:00 > 0:06:04# If others come first well that's not the worst
0:06:04 > 0:06:09# We'll still feel pride cos we know there's nothing to hide
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# Winning isn't everything
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# It's really clear to me
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Winning isn't everything
0:06:18 > 0:06:25# On that we should agree. #
0:06:25 > 0:06:31You know what, Big? You're right, winning isn't everything.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh, good.
0:06:32 > 0:06:38- BOTH: It's the only thing! - Oh, great!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Mind the tail!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Come on, Small!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48OK, OK, OK. Hey, we never talked about helmets.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Just a minute.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, get a move on.
0:06:54 > 0:07:01OK, you see these holes right there, Ruby? They're for EXTRA speed.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- You're going to need it.- Yeah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:08OK. Remember, we don't care about winning. We're here to have fun.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- So...- Ohhh.- Get out of the way, Big.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12- Come on!- OK.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Drivers, the flag's going up. Are you ready?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20In three, two, one,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- GO!- Aaaaagh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, ugh, oh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31HE LAUGHS
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Go, Ruby! Ha-ha. Go, Ruby.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Ha-ha-ha! Oh!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51HE GASPS
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Oh, come on.- I'm stuck!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55OK, all right, I'm coming.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Aaaaaagh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58CRASH
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Wah-ha-ha-ha.
0:08:00 > 0:08:06Oh, yes. You can't beat skill. Oh!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11And determination...oh, ow, oh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Waaay. Br-oom! He-he.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22I'm so good, I'm not even trying. See ya!
0:08:22 > 0:08:28Oh! Go, Small! GO, SMALL!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- I'm gonna win!- Wee-hee!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Yeah!- Wee-hee!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Go, go, go, go, go. Careful, Small...
0:08:37 > 0:08:38and Ruby.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46That's weird. They totally should have come out by...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Now!- Wa-hay!- Yee-ha-ha!
0:08:53 > 0:09:00Aaaaagh! Ha-ha... That's not good.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Ah...yay...aaaagh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13BOTH: Waaaagh!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20BRAKES SCREECH
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- I win!- Oh, what is going on?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Not till you cross the finish line. - What? Ohhhh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Ow, ow, ow, ow.- Hang on!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- BOTH:- No-o-o!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Tweeber won! Tweeber won, Tweeber won, that was great.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I did? I won? I didn't know I'd won. Wh-wh-whatever did I win?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53First Small was in the lead, then Ruby, Small, Ruby...
0:09:53 > 0:09:59then I got a bit distracted. Then Small again, Ruby, then Tweeber!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00But, Tweeber won the race.
0:10:02 > 0:10:09A race? I won a race? Goodness gracious. Go, Tweeber! Go, Tweeber!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Now, what's the prize?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- I thought that you said winning isn't everything, Big?- Yes.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20You're right. It's not everything. But it really was something!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Well, all right, fine. But if someone will please tell me
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- what is the prize?- Well, em...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I dunno.- Me neither.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Because, don't you know, winning isn't everything.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38The PRIZE is everything.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ha-ha!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Ha-ha...so funny.
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