0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15BOTH: # Skipping, flipping, climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding, sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are We're Big and Small! #- Yeah!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oh, that smells good!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- You know what, Big? It definitely needs some razzle-dazzle!- Hmm?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Or maybe a lot.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Yeah, to the oven!- Yeah.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- I'll be right back.- OK.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09RUBY SQUEAKS
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Listen! You have got to come to the other room.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I have something to show you! - A bad something?- A good something?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22No, a GREAT something,
0:01:22 > 0:01:23so come on!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Oh!- Why's she talking like that? - I dunno.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Welcome one...welcome all! Please take your seats.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I am Ruby the Remarkable.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I am going to amaze and astonish you,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45with fantastic feats of magic!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Oh, magic.- Since when are you "remarkable"?- Small!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Silence, please.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- SHE COUGHS - Thank you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58All right. Here we have a perfectly normal
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- and empty hat.- Wait a minute, let me see, let me see, let me see.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well it's MOSTLY empty.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Mostly. I see something red at the bottom.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- There's something red at the bottom, Big.- Small, Small,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16how can I amaze you if you don't sit down?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19But, but, but there's something in there.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23SMALL SIGHS
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Thank you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26OK.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So first...
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I pour...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32the magic potion...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34into the hat.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Then I say the magic words -
0:02:39 > 0:02:42bird in a pond, frog in a tree,
0:02:42 > 0:02:46you won't believe what you're about to see.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52In with the potion, then bop, bop, bop.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Out comes a rainbow
0:02:55 > 0:02:59that just won't stop.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Wow!- Oh! That's amazing.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Hey, I wanna do that!- Yeah, I know.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06BOTH: How did you do that?!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, thank you! And thank you, you are a wonderful audience.
0:03:10 > 0:03:17But alas, Ruby the Remarkable cannot give away her secrets.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- But, b-b-but why not?- Yeah.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Hey, Big, let's make a rainbow for our room.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27You know what, we should put a rainbow up over the whole house.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Oh!- Is that possible, Ruby?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Eh, sorry, I have to go now.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Thank you, thanks again.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Ruby, why won't you tell us how to make a rainbow?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Well, because...
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Listen! If a magician tells you how to do stuff,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47then it's not magic. Bye!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Well that's completely not fair. - Yeah!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54You know what, Small?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58If Ruby figured out how to do it, then so can we.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04Now...she must have read a book on how to make rainbows.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07But Big, it was a MAGIC potion,
0:04:07 > 0:04:08and MAGIC words.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13She didn't say one thing about a book, Big. Huh!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15OK...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18reindeer, rain hats, eh.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh! Rainbows.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25This should explain everything.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28OK, let's just have a look here... eh, right.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32"Consisting of water drops illuminated by sunlight,
0:04:32 > 0:04:36"a rainbow contains all the colours of the visible spectrum,
0:04:36 > 0:04:40"which are usually identified as - red, orange, yellow,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43"green, blue, indigo...
0:04:43 > 0:04:44"and violet."
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Hmm.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Behold!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- My magic potion.- Oh.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Yeah. Ooh.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Ni... Hey!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05That's my hat!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Yeah.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Something about a bird!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And a frog!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And look, there's a potion,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16and, eh, yo, yo, yo! Can you believe it?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20It's a RAINBOW!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Huh...
0:05:24 > 0:05:25hmm.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28All right.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Eh, Small, you wanna be care... But Small!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I don't understand it, Big. I don't know why it didn't work.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Because you have to make a rainbow, Small.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You can't just pour orange juice in a hat - MY hat -
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and expect to, you know, wave a magic wand...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49The wand!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- I forgot the wand! I'll be right back, Big.- Mmm-hmm.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55OK.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Come to think of it though, orange juice IS orange,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03and rainbows have orange, right?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Hey, maybe I just need some more colours like, em,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11red, blue, green, and, em...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14yellow. What else? Hmm.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19OK. Let me see, let me see.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ah!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Wand.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Wand, wand, wand. What would make a perfect wand?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Um...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Ooh!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ooh, good one!
0:06:37 > 0:06:43OK, so the bell-horn is attached on a 45 degree to the transmogrifier pipe,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46up and over to the pressure release valve -
0:06:46 > 0:06:48very important - down into the pot.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50And that's all reversed. OK.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I think I've figured this out.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I'm taking all the colours of the rainbow, here,
0:06:56 > 0:06:58and I'm gonna mix them all, like this...
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Oh, red.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Yeah. ..in this big pot with some water.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Then hopefully, the smoke will travel up the pipe,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11out of the window, up into the sky.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14And if I get the amounts just right,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15rainbow!
0:07:24 > 0:07:29# I want to say good morning How are you?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Hello
0:07:31 > 0:07:39# To a colour-filled rainbow Wherever I go
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# A rainbow above me
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# All through the day
0:07:46 > 0:07:53# A rainbow forever That won't fade away
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# Any time, anywhere
0:07:56 > 0:07:59# Underneath a rainbow
0:07:59 > 0:08:04# Brings such sweet joy to me
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# There with the air
0:08:07 > 0:08:11# Filled with colours of a rainbow
0:08:11 > 0:08:17# Oh, what a place that would be. #
0:08:22 > 0:08:23OK,
0:08:23 > 0:08:27and now, for the water.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Hey, Big, look what I've got. Look at this! I've got the perfect wand!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Hang on, Small...- Look at this! - ..I've got to do this carefully.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Oh, eh, Small... maybe you should stand back.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43RUMBLING AND GURGLING
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ah-ha-ah!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48BOTH: Argh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50RUMBLING
0:08:50 > 0:08:52THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:08:58 > 0:09:00BURP!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05BIG COUGHS
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Oh!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- BIG COUGHS - Woo!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- Hey, Big.- Hmm?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15You just burped our whole entire house!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- BIG LAUGHS - Go, Big!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What is going on?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Em, not much, em...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I was just trying to make a rainbow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30You boys made this mess trying to do my rainbow trick?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Well, technically, Big made this mess.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Which wouldn't have happened, Big, if you had used my magic wand.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Boys, it's just a coloured scarf!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43It's from a book -
0:09:43 > 0:09:4713 Easy Magic Tricks That Will Fool Almost Anyone.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52That was a scarf? B-b-but it looked like a rainbow!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Well, I don't know how to make a rainbow!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58OK, I, I was fooling you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01That's what magic is, it's a trick.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Sorry!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE SNIFFLES
0:10:04 > 0:10:06And all I wanted,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09was one tiny rainbow
0:10:09 > 0:10:12to float above my head!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14BIG SIGHS
0:10:14 > 0:10:17And a huge one to float above the house.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BUZZER RINGS
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- What's that?- I think that's our cake ready, Big.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, hey! Look at this!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Hey, guys, look at this.- What?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33We couldn't make a rainbow, but we made a rainbow cake!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Oh! A rainbow you can eat!- Yeah.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Which, by the way,
0:10:36 > 0:10:40is totally the best rainbow of all!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Yeah!- Oh, we're gonna need plates. - You might need a fork too.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45A fork as well!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Subtitles by Kirsty McLaren Red Bee Media Ltd
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