Blame it on the Drain

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #

0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Hey, Small.- Hmm?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Did you know there are 37 colours in our crayon box?

0:00:44 > 0:00:50That's more than we could count on all our fingers put together.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yeah, we'd have to borrow someone else's fingers!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Borrow someone else's fingers!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Small, do you want to try my Razzle Dazzle Red?

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Um...no thanks, I've got enough colours.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05OK.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Eh...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Um, Small...

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Hmm?- You're only using the one colour.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, I always use one colour.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Glowing Green is the perfect colour for our house here.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Yeah, I suppose that does look like our house.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26That's not the house, Big, that's the sun.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, so is...THAT a house?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33No, that's the pond, Big!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Why can't you tell a house from a pond?

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Everything is the same colour! That's not the way to do it.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Not the way?! Of course it's the way, Big!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49This is Glowing Green.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52The best, most beautiful colour

0:01:52 > 0:01:56in the whole, entire, huge, humungous world, Big.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00You can draw anything with this colour. Anything at all.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I would be lost

0:02:02 > 0:02:05without my Glowing Green!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ugh! Argh! Oh, no!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Arrrgh!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh, no!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, no!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20It must've gone down the drain!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Arrrgh!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's OK, Small, it's just a crayon.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Just a crayon, Big? Just a crayon?!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Haven't you been listening?!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Glowing Green is my life!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36My drawing days are over.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39SMALL SOBS

0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Has anyone seen my Glowing Green?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45# It's the best there's ever been

0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Glowing Green green crayon

0:02:47 > 0:02:52# Take it from me I'm not just saying it

0:02:52 > 0:02:56# If I could see it I could crayon it

0:02:56 > 0:02:59# With that stick I could draw

0:02:59 > 0:03:01# A hill, a horse, a house and more

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# But it's gone Never coming back

0:03:04 > 0:03:05# Just gone

0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Has anyone seen my Glowing Green?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# It's the best there's ever been

0:03:10 > 0:03:14# Glowing Green green crayon

0:03:15 > 0:03:18# A big balloon, a car, a cat

0:03:18 > 0:03:23# A camel on a skateboard A hamster in a hat

0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Glowing Green could draw all of that

0:03:28 > 0:03:32# Now it's gone I feel so flat

0:03:32 > 0:03:35# It's just gone

0:03:35 > 0:03:38# Has anyone seen my Glowing Green?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40# It's the best there's ever been

0:03:40 > 0:03:44# Glowing Green green crayon. #

0:03:51 > 0:03:53SMALL SIGHS

0:03:54 > 0:03:57BIG MUMBLES

0:03:58 > 0:04:01SMALL SIGHS

0:04:01 > 0:04:06Wow, Small, I didn't know Glowing Green meant that much to you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09It did, and now it's gone.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11SMALL SIGHS

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Would Ruby mind if we tied rope around her

0:04:14 > 0:04:17and sent her down the drain?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19W... Um...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Well, um...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Maybe- I- could, um...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Big, you won't fit.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30No, I meant, maybe I could do something with my tools.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31I'll be right back.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hmm, right, now...

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Big is such a good friend, isn't he?

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Yeah. Except, I just don't think that I can live

0:04:46 > 0:04:49without my Glowing Green.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Hey, this Orang-utan Orange is sort of nice, though.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Mmm.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01OK, Small, we are ready.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05We're going to have your Glowing Green back in a jiffy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Er, that sounds great, Big.

0:05:09 > 0:05:16Now, we separate gently the squeeze guard from the pocket protector

0:05:16 > 0:05:20and get rid of this... What's a banana doing there?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Get rid of that basket and what is this doing in here?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Right, now... - BIG GRUNTS

0:05:27 > 0:05:28CRASH!

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- You've got to see this.- Uh? Oh.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34BIG GRUNTS

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oooh! OK, take a look where the sink was

0:05:37 > 0:05:41and see if you can find Glowing Green.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Wow! Thanks, Big!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I think Glowing Green is right...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53..nowhere. I can't see it.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57That's OK, I'll just take out the pipes.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58He-he.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Arrgh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02BIG GRUNTS

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Er, Big.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Have you ever tried this Raging Raspberry?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- BIG GRUNTS - Hey, Small.

0:06:14 > 0:06:20I still don't see it, but don't worry, I have one more idea.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Wow! Yes Siree Yellow makes a really nice sun.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30If I'd have known that these crayons were so much fun,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'd have told Big not to hog them.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36CRASH!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, what was that?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Arrgh!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I used to be much better at sitting!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45CRASH!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Now, I've got you!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Right, so...

0:06:49 > 0:06:50What are you doing?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, hi. Well, I thought we could get a better look

0:06:53 > 0:06:55if I jacked up the house.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- So, I jacked up the house.- Oh.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Do you see your Glowing Green? - Um, let me have a look.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Um...no, no, I don't see it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08OK, maybe the house needs a shake.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Stand back.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12BIG GRUNTS

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Huh! W-w-w-w-w-wait!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20There it is, I see it!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23BIG GASPS

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I did it. I found it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I found the Glowing Green crayon!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32It took for ever and all my tools, but I did it!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I did it!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh! No!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38No, no, no, no, no!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42No! I'll never find a green crayon in green grass.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Well, don't worry, Big. It's just a crayon.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Just a crayon?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Just a crayon?!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54It's not just a crayon, it's Glowing Green.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57It's only the best crayon ever created, ever!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01And I'm gonna find it, if it takes half a lifetime, Small,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm going to find your Glowing Green crayon.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Well...I think I'm just going to go inside now, OK, Big?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I have an idea for a picture, so I'll see you later, OK?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Come on, Glowing Green. Here, Glowing Green.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18CRASH!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'll find you, Glowing Green.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ah! Hey, guess what?

0:08:27 > 0:08:32This is my 35th new colour, which means I have one more to go.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- DOOR OPENS - Small? Look!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I did it!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42I found your Glowing Green crayon!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44BIG SIGHS

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Wow, that is really great, Big.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Really, really great. Thank you so much.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Nice crayon.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Uh, Small, maybe you didn't hear me.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I said I've found your favourite crayon.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02The one you said you can't live without.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah, and I really appreciate that, Big.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08But I've got a new favourite colour -

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Pow Wow Purple!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Pow Wow Purple? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait!

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Are you saying that after I took the sink out, took apart all the pipes,

0:09:19 > 0:09:24jacked up a whole house and went crawling through the grass,

0:09:24 > 0:09:27you, Small, you have a new favourite crayon?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well, now that you put it that way...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36How can you sit there colouring?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I thought you only liked Glowing Green?

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Well, it WAS your idea to try more crayons, remember?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Which was a great idea, because look here!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49This is you, and these are some flowers,

0:09:49 > 0:09:51and this drawing is a thank-you present

0:09:51 > 0:09:54for helping me to find Glowing Green.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58B... Uh...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00That's me?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Really?!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Hey, Big, pass me that Glowing Green.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08OK.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Thank you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18There, see? I put grass all over you,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20so now it really looks like you!

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Wow! I suppose you really learned a lot about colouring today.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Yeah, I know. And the funny thing is, I already knew so much already.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Now, I don't suppose you know anything about plumbing?

0:10:40 > 0:10:41No.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44No. OK, colouring...

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