0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You got it, Big! - Why thank you, Small!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Skipping, flipping Climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding Sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube Swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are...- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you wanna have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are, we're Big & Small - Yeah! #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33OK. Sets are ready.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Props are ready. Stage is set up.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Curtains are ready to go.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Oh, I can't believe this!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44We're ready to start! Where is Small?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Er...I'm right here, Big.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Oh, this is awful! We can't start without Small!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Where could he be?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I said, I'm right here, Big.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58But I think you should calm down.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Calm down? Calm down?!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03But Small, I can't find Small!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And look! Here, look!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08CROAKS
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Er...two frogs and a stuffed dinosaur?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Yes. Our audience for the first play I ever wrote.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- I want them to like it! - Oh, but Big!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22They are gonna love it,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25because I'm the star, right?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Huh?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I haven't given out the parts yet!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33OK, everybody, pay attention.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Er, Ruby, you'll be playing the part of...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Ruby.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And, OK, um...let's see.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Twiba, you'll be playing the part of Small.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- And Small...- Wait a minute!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hold on! Hold the phone!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I should play Small! I'm the best Small around!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00I beg to differ. I will play a superb Small.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04All right, we'll have a contest to see who's better. A Small-off.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Small! The audience is waiting. We do not have time for...
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Yeah, OK. The winner gets the part.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ruby, you be the judge.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What's Small's first line in the play?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Er... "Goodbye, Ruby."
0:02:19 > 0:02:21OK, everyone, stand back.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25You're about to see the smalliest Small ever.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Huh?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Goodbye, Ruby!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Huh? Huh?!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37OK, maybe I should do this again. Maybe one more time.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Sorry. It's my turn.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Bye...Ruby.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Ha! OK, here's me being really small.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49HIGH VOICE: Goodbye, Ruby!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Goodbye, Ruby.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Goodbye, Ruby!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Goodbye, Ruby.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Goodbye, Ruby!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Goodbye, Ruby.- Goodbye, Ruby!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Just...- Goodbye, Ruby!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12OK, OK, OK, OK. Stop "Goodbye, Ruby"ing, please!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14So, who said the line better?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Well, you were both...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19bad.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24OK. But who was bad in a Small-ier way?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Well, I suppose that was you, Small.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Yeah-ha! You hear that? You hear that, Twiba?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yeah! I win!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Now you've got to let me play Small, Big!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh. OK.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Then Small will play Small
0:03:43 > 0:03:47and Twiba will play...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49the pirate! Heh heh heh.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Pirate? Pirate?! Wait a minute, Big, I've changed my mind!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57OK. Places, everyone. Grab your scripts. And...
0:03:57 > 0:03:58CROAK
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Welcome! Welcome, audience!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Welcome to the first ever performance of my first ever play!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08It's called The Exciting Day, by Big.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Croak!- Gng!
0:04:10 > 0:04:16Once upon a time, a mouse named Ruby
0:04:16 > 0:04:19decided to go for a walk.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh! Oh.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Goodbye, Ruby!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Bye, Small!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Suddenly, she met a pirate!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Er, avast, Ruby.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40This treasure chest will be yours
0:04:40 > 0:04:45if you come to Pirate Land and make me some pancakes.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49RUBY SQUEAKS
0:04:49 > 0:04:55This pirate seems nice. I wonder if it's a trap?
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Sensing danger, Ruby dashes...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02to her spaceship,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05and rockets to the moon!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Whee-hee!- But...but...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You'll never get away, Ruby!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Er, never!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Heh heh.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16And...interval!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20But don't go away, we'll be right back!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Thank you.- But...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Croak.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Gng.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31That went very well, everyone.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Are you joking?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Small is the worst part ever!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I didn't get to do anything!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Well, that's not true. You got to say goodbye to Ruby.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46So? Ruby got to go to the moon in a spaceship!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50I'm sorry, Big, but it's clear
0:05:50 > 0:05:55that Small is not the role for a star like me.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Actors.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Small? Where you going?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You can't leave the play!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Big, nothing you say will bring me back.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Hey, Small!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Do you want to swap parts? Cos I don't mind.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21You mean...I can fly to the moon and be chased by pirates?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Woo-hoo! All right, here you go.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Er...ahem.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30From now on, the part of Small will be played by Ruby,
0:06:30 > 0:06:34and the part of Ruby will be played by Small.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Croak.- Gng.- Croak.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Now, act two. The Moon.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Heh heh heh.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Ruby has landed on the moon.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'm walking on the moon!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Unfortunately the long trip tired her out and she fell asleep.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00What?! Are you serious?! Don't I have a speech or something?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04No. It was a really long trip and you're very, very tired.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Go on. Go to sleep, right there.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- But...- Psst! Act!- OK!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13SNORES
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Meanwhile the pirate arrived on the moon too.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Yo-ho-ho. Now I can capture Ruby once and for all
0:07:22 > 0:07:25and bring her to Pirate Land!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29But suddenly...whoosh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Small arrived to save the day.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35But...Small gets to save the day?!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Why didn't you tell me, Big?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yee-ha! Not so fast, Pirate!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Ruby's going nowhere with you!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Oh. Well, we will see about that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh! Well!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I've got one of those too!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Heh heh. Heh heh heh.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01So Small and the Pirate
0:08:01 > 0:08:05leapt into the most exciting breadstick moon duel ever.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh, no, I have been disarmed!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Ha! Take that, you pirate!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23After Small, the hero, bravely defeated the Pirate,
0:08:23 > 0:08:28he rocketed the sleeping Ruby all the way home.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30SMALL SNORES
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, what an exciting day!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38The End.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40CROAKING
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Thank you. Bravo. Take a bow, take a bow, everyone.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51The End?! But I didn't do anything, Big!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53That can't be the end.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56The really? The really end?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, it's not the END end, Small.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I mean, there's still the song I was going to sing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Would you like to sing it instead? - Would I?!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Would I? OK, hit it, boys!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13# Listen up now If you wanna know how
0:09:13 > 0:09:17# You could make a spaceship from a tray
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# If you wanna be a dragon A cowboy on a wagon
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# Just open up that trunk and play
0:09:24 > 0:09:28# Cos a trunk full of stuff is more than enough
0:09:28 > 0:09:33# Pull it all out Pick up whatever's within
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# Just give me the funky trunk right now
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# And let the play begin
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# Imagine what you want You're a monster, you're a moose
0:09:44 > 0:09:48# You could be a pirate on the shore
0:09:48 > 0:09:52# A camel or a king or a puppet on a string
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# No need to go shopping in a store
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# Cos a trunk full of stuff is more than enough
0:09:59 > 0:10:03# Pull it all out Pick up whatever's within
0:10:03 > 0:10:07# Just give me the funky trunk right now
0:10:07 > 0:10:11# And let the play begin
0:10:11 > 0:10:12# Yeah! #
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Thank you. You were a great audience, thank you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19They liked it! Hey, they really liked it, guys!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Thanks for helping me put on my play.- It was fun!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Small, I'm sorry you didn't have a bigger part.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Actually, I've got an idea for a new play you can write.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33It's called Small's Mountain-Climbing
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Monster-Fighting Swashbuckling Adventure.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39And do you know which part I can play?
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Let me guess.- SMALL!