0:00:02 > 0:00:05# It doesn't matter if you're tiny or tall
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# It doesn't matter if you're big or small
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- # You've got it, Big! - Why, thank you, Small! #
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- BOTH:- # Skipping, flipping climbing up a rope
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Hiding, riding sliding down a slope
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Skating on an ice cube swinging on a star
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- # It makes no difference what size you are!- Nice!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# If you want to have fun it doesn't matter at all
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # Cos here we are we're Big and Small!- Yeah! #
0:00:39 > 0:00:43HE GRUNTS
0:00:43 > 0:00:50Do you think I can stand on my hands and count up to, like, 67 million?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yeah, me too.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55One, two, three, four...
0:00:55 > 0:01:01- Hmm, that can't be right? - Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Whoaah!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Ten!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Big, I'm trying something impossible and important
0:01:12 > 0:01:15and you've just made it more impossible.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23I'm sorry, Small, but something mysterious and weird has happened.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Let me guess. Your sock's run away?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Wait, wait, you forgot your name? - Not even close.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Last night...- Yes?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- In this very garden...- Uh-huh?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- While we both slept... - And some of us snored.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43..a kohlrabi completely disappeared!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47No? I can't believe it?!
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Not the kohlrabi?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Missing, you say?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52A whole entire kohlrabi?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Are you sure? Is it completely missing?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I mean, ALL of it?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Oh, this is bad.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01This is just...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03What exactly IS a kohlrabi?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'll show ya.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12See, Small, it's right there.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13You see, you see?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17So, kohlrabi is another name for big hole?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No, no, a kohlrabi is a vegetable that looks like a spaceship
0:02:21 > 0:02:24and I planted two of them.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26But now there's only one.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oooh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32And twos of things usually stay twos of things.
0:02:32 > 0:02:38They don't usually become one of something and that's the mystery.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Small?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Small? Now he's disappeared!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- I'm over here, Big.- Oh.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53I'm looking for clues with my sharp clue-finding eyes.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55OK, I know there's a clue here somewhere
0:02:55 > 0:02:57and I'm gonna find it, Big.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Right, I'm gonna find it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00HE GASPS
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, Big, look!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Footprints!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Our first clue. So, OK, there's footprints in the garden
0:03:09 > 0:03:14which means the kohlrabi didn't disappear.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16It was TAKEN!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Um, Small, those are your...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23But who? Who could have taken a kohlrabi? Who?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Oh, Big, oh, it was the gwelf!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30He's always scooting into people's gardens to eat vegetables.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Even ones that look weird. Hang on, hang on.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40I know, I know. Those are Small's footprints. I'll tell him.
0:03:40 > 0:03:46Look, Big, these are the actual real pictures that prove it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47HE SIGHS
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Small, those footprints are yours.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57But that's impossible, Big. I didn't take the kohlrabi. I was asleep.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01You were asleep, remember? You were there.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07You're right.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Those ARE my footprints, which means the gwelf,
0:04:11 > 0:04:15who's now nibbling our kohlrabi, wears the same shoes as me!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Small, you don't wear shoes. - That's not the point.- OK.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23The point is, we had a gwelf in the garden and I missed him.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27There's only one way to find out what happened, Small.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Catch the gwelf and ask him? - Exactly.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Or whoever. So we can't let this vegetable patch out of our sight.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38We need to watch and wait for the culprit to reveal himself.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Oooh, does that mean we hide and drink cocoa and eat doughnuts
0:04:43 > 0:04:47and keep each other awake by saying, "Boo!" and telling stories?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50That's exactly what it means.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- I'll get the hiding stuff. You get the doughnuts.- Woo-hoo!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Ugh! We are gonna need so many doughnuts.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hup! Hup! Get in there! Eugh! Uh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Because watching makes you really hungry. He-heh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Eugh! Eugh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Come on! Heh! He-heh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Mm-hm. Ha-ha!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21OK, now, once you're inside a kohlrabi camouflage box,
0:05:21 > 0:05:26no-one can see you, because it's got a sturdy cardboard construction
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and the back is wide open, for easy access.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Eugh! Eugh! He-he! He-he!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey, Big! I've got the doughnuts.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Big?- Psst. Small, I'm inside the box.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Where?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Right behind you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You mean, behind those leaves? Oof!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ha-ha-ha! It works!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49If you couldn't see it, the gwelf never will.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, Big, you're a genius.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Now, where's the door? Where is it?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Eh... Where..?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Round the back, work your way round. Ha-ha!- Am I getting warmer?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Eugh! Big, what do we do when the gwelf tries to eat your kohlrabi?
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Ah, well, then we use this button to turn the spotlight...on.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Yeah?- And then, we catch him.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Yeah!- He-he!- Ha-ha! Woo-hoo!- Yeah!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Ha-ha!- Yeah.- Yeah.- Heh!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Do you see anything?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- No.- Oh.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- What about now?- Mm?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Erm, eh...nope.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- The kohlrabi's still there, right you can see it?- Eh...yep.- OK.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Still there?- I'm sure it is. We have to be patient and wait.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Huh, I'm sorry, Big. I'm just so excited.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53To catch a gwelf is my dream. My dream, Big.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# To grab a gwelf, that's my dream
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# We'll catch him in our searchlight beam
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# We'll hide inside the box until we grab that gwelf, what a thrill!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# He thinks he's smart, quite a brain
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# That gwelf will have think again
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# With us two, he's met his match
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# We'll catch him in our garden patch
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# To grab the gwelf That's my dream
0:07:20 > 0:07:22# We'll catch him in our searchlight beam
0:07:22 > 0:07:27# We'll hide inside the box until we grab that gwelf, what a thrill!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32# We're ready and waiting We're set to go
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# When is he coming? When will he show?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# He won't escape We'll trap him tight
0:07:36 > 0:07:39# We'll get that gwelf right here tonight! #
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# To grab the gwelf That's my dream
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# We'll catch him in our searchlight beam
0:07:45 > 0:07:49# We'll hide inside the box until we grab that gwelf, what a thrill!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# Grab that gwelf - what a thrill! #
0:07:58 > 0:08:01SNORING
0:08:14 > 0:08:16SCRAPING
0:08:16 > 0:08:19What's that? Ooh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Uh!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Big, wake up! It's the gwelf, it's the gwelf!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34BIG YAWNS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35O-o-o-o-o-o-h!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38O-o-o-o-o-o-h! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ah, gotcha! I've gotcha!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Argh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45MUFFLED SHOUTS
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Aaah!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Huy-ah!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52It won't let go!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Let go!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Let go! Pick on somebody else's kohlrabi!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Eugh-huh! Eugh-huh! Eugh-huh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Eugh-huh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Eugh-huh!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Help me, Big! I've got the gwelf here!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Eugh-huh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Eugh-huh! Eugh-huh!- Huh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22I've got him, I've got him, Big! I've got him, I've...
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- Eugh!- Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I've caught you, I've caught...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Small? What are you doing?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- It's not what it looks like. - Oh, good.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Because it looked like you were eating my kohlrabi.- But, but, Big...
0:09:41 > 0:09:46I wasn't doing anything. It was the gwelf, tugging it from below.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50He was pulling, then I pulled, then he pulled more, then...
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- I had to pull with my mouth, Big. - Small, if you wanted to eat
0:09:55 > 0:10:00the kohlrabi, you just had to... Uh?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Huh! See? I told you, it's an underground gwelf.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11SNIFFING
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- No, Small.- Oh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14It's a mole.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17CHEWING
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Mystery solved. It was a hungry mole.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Ah, Big, I was sure it was a hungry gwelf.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Know what? From now on, I should plant four kohlrabi.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Two for the mole, two for us.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34What about six, Big?
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Hmm?- Two for us, two for the mole and two for the gwelf,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43because next time, I'm gonna catch him, for sure.
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